My sim is writing a children's book

involuntaryboogie · 2012-09-10T00:03:26+00:00

My sim once wrote a pregnancy book titled "The Baby Daddy Guide to Shitting a Midget"

caboose_moose · 2012-09-10T00:26:42+00:00

I live in that house too! Bitch get the fuck outta my house.

MrMonkfred · 2012-09-10T00:34:27+00:00

Barely Relevant

Galste · 2012-09-10T00:54:01+00:00

Instantly reminded me of this

danielmayhem · 2012-09-10T00:31:52+00:00

I had a sim about to write a book called "Leaving a Mark".

Because I'm apparently a teenager in my humor, I retitled it "Leaving a Mark in the Toilet Bowl".

I laugh every time I have him work on the book.

rockpoodle · 2012-09-10T00:50:07+00:00

I made my sim write a fiction novel called "The Female Orgasm".

MsFoxTrott · 2012-09-10T01:27:52+00:00

AAIGHT KIDS, I'M GONNA LEARN YOU SOME SHAPES

THAT SHIT'S A SQUARE. IT'S GOT FOUR NINTY DEGREE ANGLES. 'S A LOTTA ANGLES, MOTHAFUCKA! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOT MORE?

NOTHIN'! 'CAUSE THAT SHIT'S IMPOSSIBLE

SQUARES ARE MADE OUTTA TWO PUNK-ASS TRIANGLES. THEY THINK THEY'S SQUARES, BUT FUCK 'EM! TRIANGLES AIN'T NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! THEY GOT 180 DEGREES OF FUCKING YOU UP!!

PazeleeBlue · 2012-09-10T01:31:09+00:00

My sim writes erotic novels for children... they're wildly unpopular!

xbassistdoodx · 2012-09-10T00:48:15+00:00

I just laughed until my abs hurt. Well... where my abs WOULD be.

JorBob · 2012-09-10T01:25:06+00:00

Someone asked my sim to write a biography for them. I titled it "Literally worse than Hitler". That'll teach 'em.

booper · 2012-09-10T00:58:46+00:00

I'd buy that book for my kids.

littledingo · 2012-09-10T00:20:40+00:00

I'll admit, I named a children's book "Go the fuck to sleep'

Seligas · 2012-09-10T01:28:47+00:00

I once wrote a series of seven books in the Sims 3 corresponding to A Song of Ice and Fire titled: (some spoilers) A Game of Thrones, Joffrey's a Douche, The Douche Finally Fucking Dies, Who The Fuck Are These People, Cersei Finally Gets Hers, Meanwhile Back on the Wall, and "Everyone Fucking Dies, The End"

NotSafeForKarma · 2012-09-10T01:53:51+00:00

WE GON LEARN TODAY

ClashM · 2012-09-10T00:49:38+00:00

My friend was playing that and was having trouble thinking of a name for his book. I suggested writing a romance novel entitled "Kentucky Fried Clowns."

michellesmellsgreat · 2012-09-10T01:39:39+00:00

Is this the Sims 3?

devinnicholas · 2012-09-10T01:07:50+00:00

Don't uh, don't children normally learn shapes before they learn to read?

dick_rickles · 2012-09-10T00:58:02+00:00

Can't be as good as this book.

hemingwayszombycorps · 2012-09-10T00:55:20+00:00

Allright alllrigh allllriiiiggghhht!

Technosnake · 2012-09-10T00:56:24+00:00

Audio track read by Samuel L. Jackson.

bodum194 · 2012-09-10T00:58:26+00:00

/r/funny - where the word "nigga" counts as a punchline even in the most irrelevant contexts.

kendrahwithanh · 2012-09-10T02:51:16+00:00

Am I the only one who finds Sims 2 superior to Sims 3? I do kind of wish I could write childrens books, but I turn my sims into werewolves and alien baby farms.

saintbargabar · 2012-09-10T02:17:25+00:00

This would have been funnier if it was actually your sim.

Ninja10301 · 2012-09-10T00:49:17+00:00

Now this shape is a fuckin square!

KCP100 · 2012-09-10T02:34:33+00:00

Nigga we gon learn shapes

Intentional or not?

/r/gonwild

Phlecks · 2012-09-10T03:20:56+00:00

My sim wrote a How-To book called "Bears eat Meat, and Other Tips for Hiding the Bodies."

darkangelxX447 · 2012-09-10T06:50:37+00:00

I submitted this 11 hours ago. I don't know how it can be your sim. http://i.imgur.com/0iIX0.png

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zm4q5/writing_a_childrens_book/

AwayNotAFK · 2012-09-10T01:23:26+00:00

Well actually, someone on Tumblr's sim is writing a children's book.

snoogtastic · 2012-09-10T02:21:31+00:00

NIGGA WE GON READ

Echoplexx · 2012-09-10T04:41:04+00:00

If you think casual racism is funny you suck

guy_fleegman · 2012-09-10T01:23:19+00:00

Banned from Sunset Valley.

NextTimeonDBZ · 2012-09-10T01:37:40+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVc-m-wrPPU&feature=plcp

justsaysblackpeople · 2012-09-10T01:46:47+00:00

black people

PhisWord · 2012-09-10T01:48:34+00:00

What website is he making that book from?

Karmagusta00 · 2012-09-10T02:05:09+00:00

Is this sims 3 for iPod/iPhone?

Rexluna · 2012-09-10T02:09:26+00:00

Looool I nearly did a spit-take xD

Ch3shir3k4tt · 2012-09-10T02:09:36+00:00

best ever! +25

tehweave · 2012-09-10T02:12:24+00:00

"Learn shapes" made me laugh. Not sure why.

Domthecreator14 · 2012-09-10T02:20:13+00:00

I read this in Ollie Williams voice

slaimt · 2012-09-10T02:24:19+00:00

This made me laugh way harder than I think it should've. Bravo.

exactly9000 · 2012-09-10T03:09:09+00:00

pooper macho

Nolon · 2012-09-10T03:25:50+00:00

So wrong. I was hoping for Brown nut hare..

GOONicus · 2012-09-10T03:46:17+00:00

"This book is brought to you by: the N-Word. Making shit hilarious since the 1600's"

The_Real_Bob_Kelso · 2012-09-10T03:56:46+00:00

We all know that's you, Turkleton. Now get back to work or you and your ridiculously tiny attention span gets the severence years earlier than you planned.

bvanman · 2012-09-10T03:59:55+00:00

I usually go with stuff like "Backdoor Sluts 9: The Novel".

HerpaDerp101 · 2012-09-10T04:13:59+00:00

Part of the "It's Learnin' time, Bitch!" Series.

Okimono · 2012-09-10T04:17:01+00:00

I want to be your friend

kneedeepinnoubar · 2012-09-10T04:22:08+00:00

thank you sir, for making me laugh out loud.

jfiaff · 2012-09-10T04:27:51+00:00

Make sure you go into explicit detail about diamonds. I have heard "nigga, what's a diamond" on three separate occasions now, while playing beer pong.

Flashman_H · 2012-09-10T04:56:31+00:00

Can anyone explain to me the appeal of a Sims game? I've never played one and they sound so stupid. Yet every time I check the best selling pc games on Amazon they take up like half of the entries, and usually they're not even full games just expansions.

mash1518 · 2012-09-10T04:57:11+00:00

Sims... what a fun time.

Skrilly- · 2012-09-10T04:59:30+00:00

I could never come up with something as clever as this.

MoonDaddy · 2012-09-10T05:09:33+00:00

R-E-A-D A B-O-OOOOOKAAAAYYYY!!

mavriksfan11 · 2012-09-10T05:25:08+00:00

Doesn't that exist already?

WhatIsTheQOfLife · 2012-09-10T05:26:29+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNbBMTK8sXw

tempehbacon · 2012-09-10T06:19:13+00:00

Read this in Chris Rock's voice... "Nigga who taught you octagon??"

ItHurtsWhenIPoo · 2012-09-10T07:44:58+00:00

And the first shape is a square as in the shape of your dad's jail cell.

iDirtyDianaX · 2012-09-10T08:21:35+00:00

I read that in Ollie William's voice xD

Sauraku · 2012-09-10T09:14:28+00:00

First link on r/funny to make me laugh all morning.

Boilermaker12 · 2012-09-10T02:58:16+00:00

This is racist and unnecessary.

HopBunny · 2012-09-10T00:57:28+00:00

So...you have a black sim?

VernonDent · 2012-09-10T01:02:37+00:00

It's funny because you said "Nigga".

InternetHateMachine1 · 2012-09-10T01:57:37+00:00

The lesson is: casual racism is always humourous.

BobOneLoveMarley · 2012-09-10T01:20:10+00:00

It's learnt man . Learnt .

divinedeviance · 2012-09-10T01:27:33+00:00

This made me laugh way more than it should have

popteezy · 2012-09-10T01:46:59+00:00

My Ni.... my man

Smooovies · 2012-09-10T02:01:27+00:00

See, dis' right here is a circle. It's all round and shit.

LTJJD · 2012-09-10T04:47:43+00:00

Down votes are a coming. But honestly after a post a few days ago I have noticed the flagrant sexism, racism of reddit more. Things like this making the front page actually astound me from a community that preaches tolerance.

TL; DR I think we need to be more mindful of comments. Also prepare yourself...down votes are coming.

Derpy_lolwut · 2012-09-10T01:09:11+00:00

If you're going to post something from Tumblr, give credit.

EDCxTINMAN · 2012-09-10T03:07:58+00:00

Fucking stupid!

Electri · 2012-09-10T00:46:40+00:00

Mmmm. Casual racism.

Bold_N_ANGRY · 2012-09-10T01:15:23+00:00

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga why you drink so much beer, nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I don't drink beer I drink malt liquor!

mattdangerously · 2012-09-10T00:54:38+00:00

/r/notreallyallthatfunny

lactose_cow · 2012-09-10T00:22:23+00:00

mine was "the bible, and why it's wrong."

Lordscoot · 2012-09-10T04:17:53+00:00

Why is this nigglet trying to read? He should be out in the fields pick-in cotton.

TheFluxIsThis · 2012-09-10T01:51:20+00:00

I once had my sim write "My First Oral Sex Book." Granted, I don't think I ever name any of my sim's books anything that ISN'T completely batshit insane.

Baeleox · 2012-09-10T03:16:35+00:00

This made me so happy that I upvoted both the post before and after this one, even though they weren't half as funny as this.

aik2124 · 2012-09-10T00:48:02+00:00

I laughed harder than I should've at this

RydotGuy · 2012-09-10T01:00:05+00:00

Just don't try and teach em math. We all remember that thread "niggah you bad at math"

devydevdev · 2012-09-10T01:01:37+00:00

hahahahahaha !!

Kleppr · 2012-09-10T02:43:41+00:00

Oh God, I read that in a loud black man's voice and I just kept laughing.

kellseaa · 2012-09-09T22:51:59+00:00

This belongs in r/thesims

funny

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