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Nike's new NFL pants don't leave enough to the imagination (imgur.com)

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[–]Lionsply447 345 points346 points ago

That explains stafford's 3 int's.

[–]RamsCon45 462 points463 points ago

Stupid sexy Backus.

[–]LionsA_Monocle_For_Sauron 282 points283 points ago

It's like he's wearing nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all nothing at alll

[–]PackersIluvtinykox 14 points15 points ago

Let me see that Thong! Dat thong da thong thong thong.

[–]Failedjedi 8 points9 points ago

Every time I think of an appropriate simpsons quote, someone beats me to it. Reddit is the only place I can go and not be far the biggest simpsons nerd around.

[–]PackersSemiNormal 16 points17 points ago

Dental Plan!

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 10 points11 points ago

Lisa needs braces!!

[–]49ersMushy_64 7 points8 points ago

Dental plan!

[–]PatriotsPlutor 1 point2 points ago

Maybe it's the beer talking, Jeff, but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?

[–]PackersLeadpumper 8 points9 points ago

Lisa needs braces!

[–]Ravenstimotheophany 4 points5 points ago

Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.

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    [–]BearsBBS- 109 points110 points ago

    He's bringing sexy backus.

    [–]LionsStool_Pigeon 69 points70 points ago

    Baby got backus.

    [–]PatriotsDabbleSauce 26 points27 points ago

    Girl you look good why don't you backus dat ass up

    [–]VikingsBetaMemeTester 6 points7 points ago

    You were beaten by a good 4 hours with that comment.

    [–]PatriotsDabbleSauce 9 points10 points ago

    My sincerest apologies.

    [–]VikingsBetaMemeTester 12 points13 points ago

    You are not forgiven, not when we are dealing with such serious business.

    [–]CowboysGingerBeardMann 1 point2 points ago

    Hey dude, backus off DabbleSauce... It was a valiant effort.

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      [–]verrukt 1 point2 points ago

      Why did I draft him WHYYYYYYY

      [–]Redskinszipzap21 128 points129 points ago

      That reminds me, I need to pick up some ham at the store.

      [–]Bearsthe_butler_did_it 379 points380 points ago

      There was nothing to be gained by clicking this link. Nothing.

      [–]PackersBreenns 144 points145 points ago

      Alternatively, everything.

      [–]Steelersmadeforinglip 13 points14 points ago

      In reality though, still nothing.

      [–]Vikingsbstone99 13 points14 points ago

      but in an alternate reality, something

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        [–]evolvingon 18 points19 points ago

        Let's agree to disagree.

        [–]Lionsdrn8 250 points251 points ago

        Backus that ass up.

        [–]LionsBillyJackO 74 points75 points ago

        That's what butt cheeks look like after 177 consecutive starts .

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          [–]Bearsusernamecharlie 203 points204 points ago

          How much would it have cost Nike to pour water on the fabric to see how transparent it could become? I expect that they will be changing the design ASAP.

          [–]BearsSamuraiSevens 654 points655 points ago

          the test couldn't be done, as the 3rd world workers kept drinking it

          [–]LionsThe_Lightning_Lord 208 points209 points ago

          Those workers are so greedy it makes me sick.

          [–]Povidius 60 points61 points ago

          I agree... cut their wages to teach them a lesson!

          [–]PackersBF3FAN1 18 points19 points ago

          Cut it from 50 cents a hour to 10.

          [–]EaglesGermanfries 19 points20 points ago

          While we're at it, shoot them if they protest!

          [–]Dolphinsscarofthesierra 12 points13 points ago

          We should also molest them.

          [–]Bacon_Hero 44 points45 points ago

          Hey this is NFL, not NCAA!

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            [–]Patriotsnitram9 2 points3 points ago

            50 cents an hour is actually above the world median wage so they were being spoiled and need to be taught a lesson.

            [–]Dolphinsbusyfistingmyself 1 point2 points ago

            It's fun! We get to play with knives.

            Yesterday, I made a dollar.

            My friend Joey sewed his hands together!

            Ahh, Ares.

            [–]49erslowresolution 0 points1 point ago

            Wages? lol.

            [–]Dolphinstheycallmeryan 36 points37 points ago

            Ouch.

            [–]Texansfubuvsfitch 11 points12 points ago

            To be fair, since that whole fiasco, Nike actually treats its workers very well. Source: Documentary on Netflix.

            [–]BearsJenksAlamo 44 points45 points ago

            Nice try, Nike Rep

            [–]Texansfubuvsfitch 11 points12 points ago

            I wish.

            [–]Vikingsbstone99 14 points15 points ago

            said the Nike Rep

            [–]EaglesOliWood 4 points5 points ago

            He prefers Fubu.

            [–]49ersheaddownassup 6 points7 points ago

            Bravo

            [–]CowboysDarthSensitive 24 points25 points ago

            It's been happening on their college unis for years.

            [–]Texansfubuvsfitch 7 points8 points ago

            It's marketing. They want players to be shamed into wearing the sports boxer briefs that became popular when Under Armour introduced them and started an industry trend: Performance underwear.

            [–]Texanssplanket 15 points16 points ago

            Compression shorts? Those are actually really helpful. I could never imagine playing football in just a jockstrap

            [–]Texanskstelly4 0 points1 point ago

            However, they can cause problems with your testicles if you wear them a lot.

            [–]49ersculdesaclamort 0 points1 point ago

            oh, really? Link/Source?

            [–]Panthersfaultlessjoint 0 points1 point ago

            Basically anything is bad for your balls if you do it too much. Specifically pressure and heat. If you wear tight shit on your junk all the time (or ride bikes/saddles/etc) it'll effect your testicular functionality. The same thing goes for heat (this is why balls evolved hang outside your body, it's not because they look neat, it's so they can maintain a lower temp. I try to let my balls rest in a cool, soft, open area as much as possible.

            [–]49ersculdesaclamort 0 points1 point ago

            huh TIL

            [–]electricmice 1 point2 points ago

            holy shit. this conspiracy really could be real.

            [–]Cowboysajsatx 120 points121 points ago

            At least the middle section works..

            [–]HausOfTony 108 points109 points ago

            Too bad

            [–]Chargersbetherelol 52 points53 points ago

            ಠ_ಠ

            [–]HausOfTony 29 points30 points ago

            r/gaybros haha

            [–]Redskinstee2green 395 points396 points ago

            Ew. Lineman nsfw is the worst nsfw.

            [–]Redskinszipzap21 110 points111 points ago

            Imagine getting fired for looking at that!

            [–]Redskinstee2green 60 points61 points ago

            Rob: "Dave...hey, uh, Dave...let's go to another camera."

            Dave: "...what? Oh yeah, let's just finish this shot."

            Rob: "..."

            [–]CowboysT-Luv 28 points29 points ago

            We found the gay porn on your computer, Dave.

            [–]CowboysLegoandsprit 24 points25 points ago

            "I'm sorry Dave."

            [–]Patriotsfuck_you_dave 25 points26 points ago

            I think my name describes my feelings for dave.

            Edit: I have a hunch that somebody named dave downvoted me.

            [–]ghostface134 7 points8 points ago

            Dave: What's the problem?

            HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

            [–]LionsSexyGingerKid 5 points6 points ago

            "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

            [–]Gorillaz_Noodle 21 points22 points ago

            I wonder how long it will be until the FCC rules that the visible buttocks of a lineman must be blurred out.

            [–]Mr_Papagiorgio 4 points5 points ago

            Hopefully soon

            [–]LionsSmerps 6 points7 points ago

            More like NSFL.

            [–]JetsBubbaFrink 61 points62 points ago

            The National See-through Football League.

            [–]CowboysPFMock2 209 points210 points ago

            Dear Nike: Please take over manufacture of all NFl cheerleaders outfits, 'kay? Thanks.

            [–]LionsSequenc3 29 points30 points ago

            I was wondering why they kept showing that angle... 5 seconds would have been plenty.

            [–]Lionsiller_Shade_of_Pale 3 points4 points ago

            we thought the same thing while watching it. remember this shot gave me a strange urge to watch Sumo wrestling.

            [–]Bearsvstrong50 119 points120 points ago

            "Feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all" http://i.imgur.com/mOkoo.gif

            [–]Steelerssvenhoek86 64 points65 points ago

            Stupid sexy Backus...

            [–]49ersHellsNels[!] 16 points17 points ago

            "Nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"

            [–]Giantssnoharm 16 points17 points ago

            I love this gif; I'm usually frustrated by an FPS over 5.

            [–]Eaglescunt_stamp -1 points0 points ago

            I wasn't sure if I was lagging or not.

            [–]Bearsvstrong50 1 point2 points ago

            I was thinking of the mobile users when posting the 1997 .gif!!

            [–]FalconsAverageBum 3 points4 points ago

            Reminds me of 1997.

            [–]Eaglesozpunk 19 points20 points ago

            Reebok gets the last laugh.

            [–]Patriotsmidway12 6 points7 points ago

            all the way to the bank...wait

            [–]Ramscdskip 50 points51 points ago

            Y'know, there are some things I have seen in my life that I would have been perfectly happy never ever seeing.

            Jeff Backus's ass is high on that list.

            [–]BroncosCAPSFTWLOL -1 points0 points ago

            It would be Backus'. When a word ends in "s" you simply put an apostrophe at the end to show ownership.

            [–]Ramscdskip 9 points10 points ago

            It would be Backus'. When a word ends in "s" you simply put an apostrophe at the end to show ownership.

            It depends on the style guide you're following.

            [–]PatriotsBrogan_Brankins 4 points5 points ago

            YEAH WELL I'M TAKING A STAND.

            S'S LOOKS STUPID AS SHIT, WHILE S' LOOKS ELEGANT.

            [–]Ramscdskip 6 points7 points ago

            YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T LOOK ELEGANT?

            YOUR COACH'S HOODIE, THE NAME BROGAN_BRANKINS, OR YOUR FACE.

            YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I USED THE OXFORD COMMA. YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?

            [–]ChargersGixug 3 points4 points ago

            YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE DOESN'T LOOK ELEGANT?

            CALLING IT THE OXFORD COMMA.

            A TRUE AMERICAN WOULD REFER TO IT AS THE HARVARD COMMA, YOU FREEDOM-HATING TERRORIST.

            [–]Ramscdskip 4 points5 points ago

            GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, MOTHERFUCKER.

            [–]PatriotsBrogan_Brankins 1 point2 points ago

            DAMMMMMN YOUUUU!

            [–]Dolphinsscarofthesierra 5 points6 points ago

            Ownership of dat ass

            [–]Steelersstinkpiqle 0 points1 point ago

            Correct. I know this because my name ends in an 's'.

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              [–]Billsswimkid07 55 points56 points ago

              Sorry, girl question here: ...so guys don't wear anything but a jock strap under their pants? No tighty whiteys/compression shorts? That's weird.

              EDIT: you guys have enlightened me. So he's wearing a thong/sports underwear, players pee themselves a lot, and a jock is a weapon to crush testicles. It's a whole new world out there..

              [–]Ravens5566778899 29 points30 points ago

              Yes, we wear these

              [–]Patriotslightball2000 51 points52 points ago

              He's actually got a thong on over his jockstrap, it's just riding a little high so you can't tell in the picture.

              [–]Broncosjohnnynutman 20 points21 points ago

              some players usually wear compression shorts or leggings. lineman mostly seem to favour the jockstrap.

              [–]Texanssplanket 8 points9 points ago

              I've always worn compression shorts (with the integrated pads) when i play Football.

              [–]Eaglesrameninside 11 points12 points ago

              Most football players dont wear jock straps.

              [–]PackersBF3FAN1 4 points5 points ago

              90% of the guys I play with wear them, they started after a team member got a helmate there in a dogpile.

              [–]Steelersspacelemon 4 points5 points ago

              i love helmates, way cooler than heavenmates

              [–]Billscall_me_lee 20 points21 points ago

              As a guy who's played the game I can say that isn't a jock. It's a sports undy. Very comfy when wearing skin tight leggings. Also you would be shocked at what happens in pileups. Jock is just a weapon for opponent to crush testicles...underwear weapon also...till you've gotten ass burn you haven't lived ;)

              [–]Buccaneers9470R 4 points5 points ago

              Would you rather have that man go commando?

              [–]mirepoix75 15 points16 points ago

              Yes please.

              [–]PatriotsChevellephreak 3 points4 points ago

              I thank you for asking this. Girl here too, and I was mighty intrigued.

              [–]MalcolmPecs 10 points11 points ago

              nobody pees their pants during a football game, that guy was wrong

              [–]Bearsnixons_dog 6 points7 points ago

              In one of the Denver Broncos America's Games, Mark Schlereth admits to peeing on the field.

              [–]Broncosthejerg 5 points6 points ago

              Actually if I remember right he admitted to far worse. Also, I could be wrong, but I believe that something worse is how he earned the nickname "Stink".

              [–]JetsSheeps 8 points9 points ago

              No, you're wrong. An ex-player recently wrote a book about the dirty side of the NFL, what goes on in dogpiles, what the locker room is really like, etc. One of the sections talked about how players would often just shove a towel in the pants and piss rather than waste any time.

              [–]RedskinsFlam5 9 points10 points ago

              Lavar Arrington has mentioned on his radio show that if it was during a rainy game, he might just take a knee and go right there if he had to.

              What book are you talking about, though?

              [–]JetsSheeps 4 points5 points ago

              I really wish I remembered as it would make my argument stronger here, but I just can't. It was most certainly discussed heavily on r/nfl, I think the section on dogpiles was even linked. Sorry I can't be of more help.

              Upon googling it might be "Dark Side of the Game" by Tim Green, though I thought it was far more recent than that. Similar book though.

              [–]TexansTheWorldIsEnding 4 points5 points ago

              I remember reading this article which is about this book. Might be what you're referring to.

              [–]JetsSheeps 3 points4 points ago

              Yep. This is exactly what I was referring to.

              [–]TexansTheWorldIsEnding 2 points3 points ago

              So you get the notification, this is what I said to Sheeps:

              I remember reading this article which is about this book.

              [–]VikingsLocalMadman 2 points3 points ago

              Go watch the 1998 Broncos America's Game, then come back and apologize for being wrong.

              [–]MalcolmPecs 0 points1 point ago

              Ok when I said "nobody" I meant "nobody within a margin of error of +/- .0001%"

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                [–]49erslanismycousin 2 points3 points ago

                I wore compression boxer brief things. Everyone has a slightly different preference ....

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                  [–]Texansmtread 22 points23 points ago

                  Some players wear another pair of tights underneath. I know this because Ben Tate had his pants pulled off on a tackle today and my wife was disappointed that she didn't see Ben Tate in a jock.

                  [–]Texansktread 18 points19 points ago

                  It's true. I was.

                  [–]Giantschili_cheese_dog 13 points14 points ago

                  She wanted to see Ben Tates taint.

                  [–]Texansktread 1 point2 points ago

                  If that wasn't such a perfect alliteration I would disagree. However it find it very difficult now.

                  [–]NFLDioracat 0 points1 point ago

                  I'm assuming you didn't want to see his taint, but may I ask out of curiosity what you were hoping to see? Man ass cheek?

                  [–]Texansktread 2 points3 points ago

                  I was hoping more for the other side.

                  [–]Eagleshoobsher 29 points30 points ago

                  http://i.imgur.com/JzcLK.gif

                  [–]TexansScruge 41 points42 points ago

                  Dat Ass.

                  [–]Saintsheyf00L 42 points43 points ago

                  If I said I didn't look twice, I'd be Lion.

                  [–]Lionsakatherder 15 points16 points ago

                  His pants aren't the only thing that can't block for shit.

                  [–]LionsStool_Pigeon 7 points8 points ago

                  We've got Reif now and Backus probably won't be in the league too much longer. I hope he retires as a Lion, though, because I love seeing players spend their entire career with the team that drafted them.

                  [–]aakaakaak 7 points8 points ago

                  It's only a matter of time until they start wearing undies that show random stuff like smiley faces on the visible parts of their underwear.

                  [–]zennilicious 5 points6 points ago

                  Knowing the NFL, they'd probably get fined for it...

                  [–]PatriotsPatriotGrrrl 2 points3 points ago

                  Or brand names & logos.

                  "But the rules say there can't be any unauthorized logos on the VISIBLE parts of our equipment..."

                  [–]aakaakaak 1 point2 points ago

                  EAT AT JOE'S | | | CRABSHACK

                  This...could be epic advertising ground...

                  [–]NFLflabbytabby 19 points20 points ago

                  You all really can't handle seeing a man's butt cheeks, can you?

                  [–]TitansAgentVanillaGorilla 16 points17 points ago

                  With all the porn an average male redditor watches it doesn't make much sense.

                  [–]Slenderpman 12 points13 points ago

                  Those aren't a MAN'S buttcheeks.. Those are lineman glutes

                  [–]BeautifulGreenBeast 1 point2 points ago

                  Seems like it.

                  [–]somekook 1 point2 points ago

                  Those feelings, successfully repressed since early puberty, all came rushing back when they clicked through to this filth,

                  [–]drivin12 5 points6 points ago

                  I'm bringing sexy Backus

                  [–]Lionsdadukee 5 points6 points ago

                  watched that game with my mom and that was the first thing she noticed. "Why can you see their underwear?"

                  [–]DonkeyTrain 4 points5 points ago

                  As someone who was a long snapper in college, the only time I was ever seen on TV was always from a similar such angle. Was quite glorious in slo mo.

                  [–]EaglesJacksenseofrage 4 points5 points ago

                  Picking up where lingerie league left off.

                  [–]Broncosjeffrygardner 4 points5 points ago

                  At least the taint shield is effective.

                  [–]Psycon 4 points5 points ago

                  I don't see the big deal, there's nothing more homoerotic than a bunch of sweaty men bent over grasping desperately at balls to begin with. Why not have some see-through clothes to go with all that hot man on man action?

                  [–]Dolphinsgthec9909 22 points23 points ago

                  God these new jerseys suck.

                  [–]cagey_dev 46 points47 points ago

                  Nothing new about New Jersey sucking.

                  [–]PatriotsTheGrog 1 point2 points ago

                  Well the Giants lost

                  [–]Ravensneutronicus 0 points1 point ago

                  But according to that comment there are several New Jerseys now, which, I don't know about you, but I'm in a cold sweat.

                  [–]Johnborkowski 3 points4 points ago

                  As it so turns out, someone at home spotted what looked like a cancerous mole on his top left thigh, made a call to the Lions fitness trainer and they successfully got the thing removed before it spread throughout his body.

                  [–]Duthos 3 points4 points ago

                  Almost as though it were a sport catered to the closet homosexual.

                  [–]Buccaneersocxtitan 1 point2 points ago

                  Still a better love story than Twilight

                  [–]Broncosjohnnynutman 2 points3 points ago

                  it leaves the important parts to the imagination and that's all that matters.

                  [–]LionsSmerps 2 points3 points ago

                  Got a pic of the front?

                  Wait, sorry, nevermind. I thought this was /r/rgonewild

                  [–]GiantsPillagerguy 2 points3 points ago

                  Alternately, Pepsi logo.

                  [–]LionsShadowMoses05 2 points3 points ago

                  I pointed this out to my friends during the game, I was then informed how gay I was, all fuckin day.

                  [–]Eagleshubertwojnar 2 points3 points ago

                  The sweat collecting areas on the jerseys bothered me as well. I don't like seeing random dark patches that aren't part of the actual team color scheme. I'm ok with it on the armpits and sides where it's less visible but that belly patch is awkward looking.

                  [–]EaglesAngief44 2 points3 points ago

                  As a woman, I don't quite mind this.

                  [–]nward21 2 points3 points ago

                  He must be a Tight End

                  [–]Ravenseromitlab 4 points5 points ago

                  eyebleach for those who need it

                  [–]SeahawksTOUGH_LOVE_GAL 5 points6 points ago

                  Am I the only one glad this wasn't a front shot?

                  [–]RedskinsEasy-Lucky-Free 14 points15 points ago

                  Based on the downvote? Apparently.

                  [–]RavensILoveCannabis 3 points4 points ago

                  I have the weirdest boner right now.

                  [–]BroncosBLT_with_extra_bacon 2 points3 points ago

                  I see London, I see France

                  [–]49ersFuriousFalcon 2 points3 points ago

                  Mmmm. Sexy man butt. =P

                  [–]CowboysEffYourCouch 2 points3 points ago

                  Not what I expected.

                  [–]PanthersEmptyspiral19 1 point2 points ago

                  This is embarrassing.

                  [–]Patriotsdownatthe1 0 points1 point ago

                  His butt is showing!

                  [–]Jetsswishcheese -1 points0 points ago

                  Come on, man!

                  [–]TodTheTyrant 0 points1 point ago

                  all of his ass sweat isn't helping

                  [–]PackersNotABadassOverHere 1 point2 points ago

                  Pepsi logo?

                  [–]Ravensnicholaaaas 0 points1 point ago

                  i don't know whats so hard about throwing on a pair of compression short underneath your pants

                  [–]LionsTr1ggrhappy 0 points1 point ago

                  I did a double take when I saw that close up. I confirmed what I hoped was not the case.

                  [–]BengalsMikey-2-Guns 0 points1 point ago

                  Is this for real? I mean seriously?

                  [–]clee_clee 1 point2 points ago

                  One draw back to High Definition.

                  [–]starfish69 0 points1 point ago

                  Maybe the athletes were expected to wear compression shorts along with the pants to make them more opaque

                  [–]TexansMr-Infinity 0 points1 point ago

                  He needs one of those new style Merril Hoge "thong" jockstraps.

                  [–]roxychick4327 -1 points0 points ago

                  Look, if you get that sweaty and wear stretchy light gray pants of any type... wear some freakin underpants!

                  [–]Eagleswhiskeyonsunday 0 points1 point ago

                  It kind of looks like he's wearing British flag undies.

                  [–]nylolexchange 1 point2 points ago

                  I fucking hate the new unis. That two color collar design, the sections on the jersey that get dark when drenched in sweat, the see through ass pants...

                  [–]messer 1 point2 points ago

                  This one is for the ladies.

                  [–]bulbuh16 0 points1 point ago

                  It almost looks like Mochi from Monster Rancher.

                  [–]Lionsweatherwar 0 points1 point ago

                  I was watching the game and remember seeing this exact show and I was like, uh, why the hell are the uniforms so lightweight now? I definitely don't want to see that in the future...

                  [–]Oilerslalit008 3 points4 points ago

                  Uniforms like that feel so nice, it's so refreshing when you get a nice breeze on your legs and it cools you down a little. It may not be a pleasant sight for the viewers, but to be fair, the cameras shouldn't really be on a lineman's ass.

                  [–]Lionsweatherwar 0 points1 point ago

                  Oh for sure! I totally understand and agree that the camera shouldn't be there in the first place.

                  [–]Thundercleez 0 points1 point ago

                  Of all the hundreds of players who played today, of course it's Backus

                  [–]LionsHock_Smash 0 points1 point ago

                  well good thing he wears a jockstrap!

                  [–]ColtsGreen_Monkeys 0 points1 point ago

                  I was taking a drag as I clicked this, coughed that shit up big time. Couldn't stop cough-laughing for several minutes.

                  [–]BengalsNefariousBanana 1 point2 points ago

                  My reaction

                  [–]retrofitme 0 points1 point ago

                  Picture looks like he is wearing a pair of Lightspeed Briefs.

                  [–]mrnovato76 0 points1 point ago

                  Imagine that...you wanna imagine that.

                  [–]SeahawksTheseSchnozberries 1 point2 points ago

                  Oh god it's like the Lingerie Bowl but worse, much much worse.

                  [–]49ersdrapestar 0 points1 point ago

                  At least the taint is well protected...

                  [–]GiantsPanentheist 0 points1 point ago

                  They make it with the cheapest materials possible. I dislike Nike because of their poor quality, marked up prices, and the monopoly they created on the market.

                  [–]Lionsnate94gt 1 point2 points ago

                  this thread is completely worth it for the one liners.

                  [–]Vikingsstrib666 1 point2 points ago

                  Well, the NFL has been trying to appeal more to the ladies.

                  [–]Broncosbaron32191 1 point2 points ago

                  http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1349696/heymanning_medium.gif

                  [–]Lionsspidermanjka2k 1 point2 points ago

                  Dat Ass....

                  [–]Gregb7677 0 points1 point ago

                  Damn my eyes!

                  [–]Lite-Black -1 points0 points ago

                  8/10, would bang if he won a game

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