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[–]replaysMike 301 points302 points ago

Clearly this is the fat man's birthday and he is chowing down on his favorite meal of spaghetti, clams, shrimp with lots of garlic bread. The lazy susan originally had a pizza on it which the guy in the back ate most of. The guy in the back is checking to see if he shit himself in the mirror from eating all that pizza - not realizing that a photo was about to be taken by the clown hired for the party. A hooker (quite possibly Britney Spears) was invited as he had few friends and didn't want an all sausage festival going down.

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 103 points104 points ago

So... a typical Wednesday night at OP's house?

[–]reebokpumps 70 points71 points ago

just realized the red thing isn't his shirt, hes wearing a table cloth

[–]kindaladylike 27 points28 points ago

The table cloth actually made him look slimmer

[–]HEADSHOTHUNTA 13 points14 points ago

Probably not Op's house, his house would be having a bunch of penis-shaped vuvuzelas, and trance music with pink penis lasers. You know...

....because Op's a faggot.

[–]DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT 1 point2 points ago

Dinner with the band Crowbar.

[–]CatchitBringitPayit 129 points130 points ago

Is that, Britney Spears?

[–]G1az3d 63 points64 points ago

Spears family reunion.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ussr577 12 points13 points ago

Either way, nice ass bigfoot!

[–]peacenerd 9 points10 points ago

I was thinking this was more of a "Where Are They Now?" update on Mario, Peach and Luigi.

[–]I_have_a_Secret 25 points26 points ago

Not snorting enough cocaine to be Britney.

[–]TheTroopper 15 points16 points ago

To the left or right?

[–]rognales 11 points12 points ago

to the left, to the left.

[–]JBOSS_08 1 point2 points ago

To the right, to the right.

[–]generalAlarm 1 point2 points ago

'...and let your backbone slide.'

[–]aco620 14 points15 points ago

Ah, I remember responding to a Britney Spears comment on one of the previous times this was submitted. Went over pretty well if I remember correctly. Good Times, good times.

Edit: Oh, here it is.

[–]Idontbelieveinthesun 36 points37 points ago

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[–]aco620 37 points38 points ago

Upvote within the next 10 minutes and we'll also send you "my first frontpaged post on /r/circlejerk" and "that time I got downvoted even though I knew I was right!"

[–]RedditCommentCritic 9 points10 points ago

A funny, well thought-out addition to an already hilarious thread, both this comment and those above it are a reccomended read to any /r/wtf subscriber. Warning: /r/wtf purists will not be amused.

☆☆☆★★

[–]fuck_your_dad 62 points63 points ago

Diabetes and methamphetamine.

[–]Matt5327 7 points8 points ago

Diabeetus!

[–]randallfromnb 21 points22 points ago

AMA Request: Anyone from that photo.

[–]RICH_LITTLE 47 points48 points ago

I can't tell who's photobombing who.

[–]nlogax 29 points30 points ago

Mutually assured destruction.

[–]Giggity_Guy 19 points20 points ago

I'd like to know how you managed to get access to my family photos

[–]Oralmaster 8 points9 points ago

Everything about this picture makes me hungry.

[–]gnorty 8 points9 points ago

Brian Blessed is at a buffet,cramming spaghetti (or maybe noodles) into his mouth as quickly as possible. Britnet Spears looks on in awe as she breaks a piece of bread. She has fallen in love with Brian. Britneys latest boyfriend is unimpressed at this turn of events. He no longer has a lover, and so is attempting to seduce Brian himself, with a crude sexual display.

HTH

[–]btgoss 10 points11 points ago

The Olive Garden.

[–]UPEWERS 8 points9 points ago

This looks like a party I want to be part of!

[–]ephemera505 10 points11 points ago

A very smelly party

[–]OldCrankyBastard 26 points27 points ago

Heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. You oughta know by now.

[–]hett 34 points35 points ago

I had to downvote you for the extra ack. Sorry, but you ought to know by now.

[–]Icantevenhavemyname 9 points10 points ago

If that's moving up then I'm, moving out.

[–]UncleFreddysDead 0 points1 point ago

Mm I' movin out, mm oo oo uh huh mm hm

[–]billypootooweet 8 points9 points ago

"I Got a S'getti Beard!"

[–]Milkslinger 5 points6 points ago

The man in the front is having a heart attack because his daughter is telling him that the guy in the back and her just boned while he was eating.

[–]Alaconz 5 points6 points ago

The guy behind him must have blown an epic fart that startled him.

Thus, resulting in spaghetti falling out of his mouth, rather than his pockets.

[–]kirixen 13 points14 points ago

we call that "dinner" at my house. . . .

[–]One_More_Comment 6 points7 points ago

I feel very sorry for you.

[–]kirixen 3 points4 points ago

you're just jealous, that's ok. :D

[–]dubbya 4 points5 points ago

So there's this god-tier fat guy with a kick ass beard eating spaghetti and using a table cloth as a bib. His moderately trashy girlfriend/daughter/sister/all-of-the-above is looking on in awe of his level over 9000 beard with a titty half out of her halter top that's just short enough to display her mating crest/bellybutton tattoo and, suddenly, a wild redneck appears from the tall shag carpet and uses Moon. It's super effective and stuns Fatatta and Skankshure for two turns, leaving them defenseless against his Garlic Bread Steal attack.

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

over 9000

BWEEP bip bip BWEEP

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[–]PorchMonkeyKike 67 points68 points ago

Well, today is repost day on Reddit

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I am speechless for a title 41coms 216pts 2mos funny
What is going on? 117coms 779pts 3mos WTF
alright. 147coms 984pts 5mos WTF
Table Manners. 17coms 70pts 4mos WTF
A fat Mel Gibson shows you how classy this picture is (nsfw). 1com -1pt 7dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]poop22_ 29 points30 points ago

today is repost day

You mean every day?

[–]itslikeboo 18 points19 points ago

"today is repost day" is a repost.

[–]AgonistAgent 4 points5 points ago

Don't forget the fact that RT puts this at an 80% chance of hitting the front page.

[–]Surly_Badger 6 points7 points ago

I like my headline better:

Meanwhile at Captain Lou Albano's house...

[–]Rocket_J_Squirrel 1 point2 points ago

Came here to ask "Brunch with Cap't Lou?"

[–]Kebabcity[S] 51 points52 points ago

Thanks for telling me, should have checked there first, should I delete this post?

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus 102 points103 points ago

No. Ive never seen it before. If people didn't like it you would be down voted.

[–]unwanted_puppy 2 points3 points ago

haha If it wasn't meant to be, the karma gods would have smote you.

[–]Sly0205 22 points23 points ago

I never seen people delete their repost.

[–]cyclicamp 75 points76 points ago

That's because it got deleted.

[–]Jrook 6 points7 points ago

lmfao @ "a fat mel gibson shows you how classy this picture is"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

this guy should have titled it 'alright.'

[–]MBSquared 2 points3 points ago

Too bad, over 900 people enjoyed it. So quit bitching and let those 900 enjoy.

[–]fatchicho 2 points3 points ago

A party

[–]Artificer_One 2 points3 points ago

Capt. Lou Albano's clone gets farted on in a spaghetti eating contest?

[–]cokefriend 1 point2 points ago

Well there's spaghetti, so typical greentext story.

[–]michaeljane 10 points11 points ago

NSFW, please

[–]Nsraftery 7 points8 points ago

Just stay off of r/WTF when you're at work.

[–]jagwaguar 2 points3 points ago

i think it's pretty self-explanatory.

[–]devils2012 0 points1 point ago

It's like the guy from minty python

[–]TomPalmer1979 3 points4 points ago

I preferred their wintergreen period myself.

[–]Cutlass62 2 points3 points ago

Oh, its this time of week again. I liked it the last time, still pretty weird this time.

[–]dudeabides87 2 points3 points ago

I don't know,but i wanna party with that guy.

[–]DavyAsgard 1 point2 points ago

Hes turning into an Ood!!!

[–]Spudley_Mac 1 point2 points ago

a repost

[–]baconfly 1 point2 points ago

Nobody feed that man a wafer. It's Mr. Creosote again and he's about to EXPLODE!

[–]kaboo911 2 points3 points ago

Its the set of se7en!!

[–]rprebel 2 points3 points ago

Deleted scene from Seven?

[–]I_enjoy_turtles 0 points1 point ago

Incest.

[–]tgraefj 2 points3 points ago

Everything.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]guamispunk 1 point2 points ago

downvote repost

[–]somethingwickednc 1 point2 points ago

Wait, does spaghetti guy have vagina hand???

[–]divsky 2 points3 points ago

I think I figured it out.

The guy in the back is in cahoots with the cameraman. Notices the sly eye contact he's making with the camera. They're pranking the fat dude, who apparently paid to have his birthday catered and paid strippers and/or hookers to attend.

They know he's been eating so much spaghetti while guzzling down beer (notice the half-full beer glass in the front of the shot) so fast that he's about to make himself puke. Prankster A conspires with Prankster B that his farts smell so terrible that it makes fat guy gag, and that he should let out a massive fart while Prankster B photographs fat guy's reaction.

The result was a resounding success. Prankster A lets down his pants and lets it rip, resulting in a fart so terrible that fat guy starts puking up his spaghetti and beer all over himself while Prankster B takes the photograph at the exact right moment, while the lady of dubious virtue looks on with surprise, but not shock.

[–]masta666 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!!!

[–]DesiBabu 0 points1 point ago

NSFW....NSFW Darn it...!!!

[–]Rydel6 0 points1 point ago

I know it's just ass, but those at work would appriciate a NSFW tag on this.

[–]its_a_pugs_life 3 points4 points ago

But there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

[–]great_gape 0 points1 point ago

Screen shot on the set of the new hills have eyes movie

[–]Henroc19 0 points1 point ago

His face-Dey Took Ur Jerbs!

[–]pefyeah 0 points1 point ago

Duh!?! They're inflating a soccer ball!

[–]boba79 1 point2 points ago

Wow, have't seen this one in a week.

[–]astroNerf 1 point2 points ago

This is a fan-film version of Return of the Jedi with Salacious Crumb and Jabba The Hutt. C3PO is in the back providing comic relief.

[–]imjustdrunk 0 points1 point ago

he looks like turtle-mans assistant.

[–]smithda0815 -1 points0 points ago

Meth.

[–]fosiacat -1 points0 points ago

life in middle america

[–]allaanoop 1 point2 points ago

His holy noodlyness has consumed him!

[–]chukka123 -1 points0 points ago

DAFUQ?

[–]Msj2705 1 point2 points ago

>And then I started spewing spaghetti everywhere

>MFW

[–]frostysnowcat 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one that didn't notice the ass right away?

[–]jw_zoso 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, WTF that's a lot of carbs!

[–]SHEEEIIIIIIITTTT 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a good ol' white trash family fun night.

[–]MatCauthonsHat 0 points1 point ago

Well, its a stripper at a biker bar, a fat guy puking pasta, and an ugly bikers ass. Whats your point?

[–]johnclarkbadass 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile in Alabama.

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile in Alabama.

weeeeoooo weeeeooooo

.

[–]cocktails365 1 point2 points ago

Class is happening in this picture.

[–]nismo267 0 points1 point ago

does that chick have the halo reach symbol tattoo'd on her stomach?

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points3 points ago

I can't tell for sure, but it appears to be a Hunab Ku. I have one on my shoulder. Hers looks to be in the opposite position, which is also common.

[–]ikdutak 0 points1 point ago

Spaghetti night at the Andersons. Seems pretty typical to me

[–]sepsad123 1 point2 points ago

roll tide

[–]Panzergrenadier 1 point2 points ago

this is one of my favorite internet pictures

[–]Rohri_Calhoun 1 point2 points ago

Have you never seen Dom Deluise in his one and only pornographic role?

[–]EAGLE7 1 point2 points ago

Beer.

[–]uofc2015 0 points1 point ago

The flying spaghetti monster has been reborn!!!!!!!

[–]Sparked01 0 points1 point ago

Fuck off Im full - MP

[–]hoorayfortoast 0 points1 point ago

This is the prequel to Se7en. The story of how the fat guy got dead.

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

[–]aprilfool01 0 points1 point ago

Her right arm is certainly covering her exposed breast!! Dammit!

[–]allaroundtalent 0 points1 point ago

it's a mess, it's-it's all just a dirty mess

[–]derekdickerson 1 point2 points ago

how many times is this going to be reposted?

[–]smoothchaos 0 points1 point ago

THE SOUTH is whats going on.

[–]k80k80k80 1 point2 points ago

Deleted scene from Se7en.

[–]iAMtheTROUBLEDone 0 points1 point ago

Anon loosing his spaghetti

[–]Shwee90 0 points1 point ago

looks like my kind of party

[–]Tubatu 0 points1 point ago

Spaghetti, spaghetti everywhere

[–]Urgoth40 1 point2 points ago

needs a NSFW tag...

[–]Professor_Kush 0 points1 point ago

spaghetti and clams obviously

[–]wasdxd 1 point2 points ago

White trash is going on.

[–]ASingleFlatus 0 points1 point ago

Thanksgiving.

[–]remastered 1 point2 points ago

just three beautiful people, doing what beautiful people do.

[–]cougarclaws 1 point2 points ago

Everything here looks to be in order.

[–]Dirtydiscodeeds 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, there is a disproportionate amount of bread for that meal.

[–]dcmasta 1 point2 points ago

It's Bluto's family having thanksgiving dinner.

[–]DatKaz 0 points1 point ago

It was only a wafer-thin mint...

[–]itslikeboo 1 point2 points ago

They promised Uncle Jeb that if he ate enough calories they would all get naked. He did it, and he is excited for what he has earned.

[–]IAmWillIAm 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Britney Spears' family reunion.

[–]ltdanaintgutnolegs 0 points1 point ago

oh mississippi...

[–]MBSquared 0 points1 point ago

I just continue to laugh while looking at this photo.

[–]amikez 1 point2 points ago

We've replaced this man's pasta noodles with tape worms; let's see if he notices.

[–]Astraphobic_Thor 1 point2 points ago

Reddit meet-up

[–]bloodyfknmess 0 points1 point ago

They are probably watching a Saints game

[–]weegee 1 point2 points ago

that would be a lull in a fucked up party

[–]Doc_Sparky 1 point2 points ago

Real question: the hell is he so scared looking at?

[–]dantedx1 0 points1 point ago

And that my friends is how you play Dallas.

[–]hat_swap 1 point2 points ago

my wife walked into the room with this picture on the screen and with out seeing the caption, she asked,"What the hell is going on there?"

[–]ghostbackwards 1 point2 points ago

nobody knows. we have been trying to figure that out for ages now on the internet.

[–]guitar1560 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck if i know

[–]N8Burn 0 points1 point ago

They say a picture has a thousand words. This has much more than that.

[–]daleok 0 points1 point ago

Starting his 5 hour feeding frenzy. As for the hairy ass...who knows?

[–]MolecularPretzl -1 points0 points ago

Im guessing this picture was taken at the baby-shower of snooki's spawn

[–]wbeaty 0 points1 point ago

Chubby guys get teh hippy chicks

...but only if enough butter for ALL their breads.

Less-chub guys jealous.

[–]Luck_Chiddell 0 points1 point ago

Bread makes you fat.

[–]coreythebuckeye 1 point2 points ago

So much bread. Like 3 loaves of French bread. That's probably too much bread.

[–]grec530 0 points1 point ago

Football season is back!

[–]brokenleko 0 points1 point ago

Is that man wearing a full torso bib?

[–]Tpyo84 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be x-posted to r/photoshopbattles

[–]santisanti 1 point2 points ago

I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.

[–]TheHolmesianCockatie 0 points1 point ago

A good time is what's going on here.

[–]anti_anti 1 point2 points ago

They just watched this repost hitting the frontpage....and that guy is just showing his ass....who knows why......

[–]top2percent 1 point2 points ago

MURICA is going on there.

[–]big_star 1 point2 points ago

why is there a big block of tofu on the stack of plates?

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

goddam i love trailer trashy women...i have no clue why the have so much power over me @_@

[–]fj785 0 points1 point ago

This is just a fat man holding a piece of spaghetti in his mouth.

[–]Hyperfyre 0 points1 point ago

[–]Windonna 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure where to look.

[–]jguy123 0 points1 point ago

Looks like an Alabama family reunion.

[–]m_80 0 points1 point ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[–]MuscleHouse 0 points1 point ago

the man eating is starting to transform into a werewolf because he is being directly exposed to, eh, a moon.

[–]bobrien 0 points1 point ago

Low income is happening here.

[–]hatesyolo01 0 points1 point ago

um...where's the nsfw?

[–]Estef1000 0 points1 point ago

There's too much bread!

[–]7shades 0 points1 point ago

The ARISTOCRATS

[–]longboarding52 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure, but I want to be a part of it

[–]smexypelican 0 points1 point ago

'Murica

[–]TheNoobHunter 0 points1 point ago

That pasta looks delicious.

[–]fuckteachforamerica 0 points1 point ago

Pastafarians gone wild

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Walk in door 7/10 next to me Bro has his pants down "Rape time buddy" I spaghettied

Im guessing this is the story

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Creosote's last meal.

[–]Omnifi 0 points1 point ago

They are getting ready to go to Gamestop.

[–]Close_Your_Eyes 0 points1 point ago

Kazakhstani Shore.

[–]Whysdat7 0 points1 point ago

As a man, I am jealous of that man´s ass.

[–]economicwang 0 points1 point ago

More awesomeness than we can understand.

[–]MicSauce 0 points1 point ago

Funny how they left the door that they had to remove in order for the fat man to get in the room leaning up against the wall.

[–]burgerbrains 0 points1 point ago

Immensely conflicting feelings between being sad and glad that I was not invited to this occasion.

[–]blackcain 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone looking at a mirror and going apeshit at the reflection.

[–]nateqb12 0 points1 point ago

I'm hungry for pasta.

[–]Undercrown 0 points1 point ago

Alabama.jpg

[–]akuisle 0 points1 point ago

Really? This got to the front page?

[–]melthornal 0 points1 point ago

Looks like an ordinary Tuesday.

[–]Xanzent 0 points1 point ago

A rare glimpse of the Wal-Mart shoppers in their native environment.

[–]The_Prince1513 1 point2 points ago

Fatties gonna fat.

[–]Schaack 0 points1 point ago

Is that a napkin or a blanket?

[–]Fraktul 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to Captain Spaulding's Italian Restaurant / Freak Show / Gas Station! Free "Murder Ride" ticket w/ the purchase of any pasta entree!

[–]BlizzGamer 0 points1 point ago

I see moon and pastamonster

[–]bassman_14 0 points1 point ago

...Mr. Creosote?

[–]koreansarefat 0 points1 point ago

Its probably a new series on TLC

[–]Octacon 0 points1 point ago

This is true wtf. Bot the gore they put on nowadays

[–]VanBrotem 0 points1 point ago

that's a big man

[–]Smileybomb12345 0 points1 point ago

looks like his spaghetti fell out

[–]Kravkalash 0 points1 point ago

On my phone. Had my thumb covering the guys ass. Was already like WTF. Moved my thumb and got mooned.

[–]rabidbasher 0 points1 point ago

Looks like OP's copypasta got the best of him.

This is obviously a 4chan house.

[–]fatbatman 1 point2 points ago

Olive Garden Butthole

[–]Shappie -1 points0 points ago

Fat dumb rednecks is going on there.

[–]GeorgePukas 0 points1 point ago

Crack kills.