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[–]cleoqkazoo 338 points339 points ago

I'm sad to say I've been guilty of this. I once responded to being called too dramatic by bursting out in tears.

[–]cC2Panda 94 points95 points ago

I had a roommate that would yell at her boyfriend over the phone. One time though the first thing I heard was, I'm not being overly dramatic, through two heavy doors, quite clearly.

[–]IncorrigibleLife 37 points38 points ago

I don't think I understood you. You need to rephrase. Sorry

[–]Elementium 61 points62 points ago

"One time though the first thing I heard was, "I'm not being overly dramatic!", through two heavy doors, quite clearly."

Is what I think he meant.

[–]IncorrigibleLife 10 points11 points ago

Thank you sir

[–]DTeech 13 points14 points ago

Yeah I didn't know if it made sense or if I was too baked

[–]Turtlenova 7 points8 points ago

Oh god someone else thank god.

[–]ninjase 14 points15 points ago

Quite clearly, through two heavy doors, I'm not being overly dramatic, one time though the first thing I heard was, I had a roommate that would yell at her boyfriend over the phone

[–]BobHope4477 1 point2 points ago

You, sir, have a career in poetry

[–]bumblebeez 7 points8 points ago

One time when cC2Panda was two heavy doors away from her roommate, she heard her roommate yell very loudly, "I'm not being overly dramatic!"

[–]beer0clock 3 points4 points ago

"Has anyone ever gone so far as ever to need more to do look more like?"

[–]3206 3 points4 points ago

Perhaps she felt that was a warranted level of dramatic?

[–]trialsanderrors 25 points26 points ago

I would be upset as well if someone discredited the rationality of my emotions..

It's called "gas-lighting". It happens to everyone and there's not really an easy way that you can respond to that in order to prove that your response was reasonable. It pretty much shuts you down right away.

[–]worlddevgroup 49 points50 points ago

Pointing out that someone is unreasonable is not gas-lighting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting

[–]torbec 17 points18 points ago

Sadly,that is not always the case. Case in point. If a person says that today is the worst day ever, because the soda machine only has diet coke instead of regular coke, they may, perhaps, just a little bit, be a bit over dramatic.

Gas lighting refers to a form of psychological abuse in which false information is presented with the intent of making a victim doubt his or her own memory and perception.

[–]Sparkleton 10 points11 points ago

But hypothetically what if someone's emotions were not rational or credible?

It's only gas-lighting if one is perceiving or interpreting things correclty and someone else attempts to convince that person otherwise. It's not gaslighting if someone is actually being irrational and another person calls them out on it.

Emotions are valid to the afflicted but not all emotions are valid from a social standpoint. Very subjective stuff.

[–]bulletbillx 2 points3 points ago

But emotions have no rationality. Rationality = cold hard logic. Only Vulcans and computers have that.

[–]cleoqkazoo 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, pretty much since then I've been questioning everything and have quite a bit of anxiety.

[–]knightwave 3 points4 points ago

Agreed. And I think it's silly for anyone to say "Well what if they really are being unreasonable!", because that's always going to be subjective. Just because something someone is feeling seems wholly ridiculous and unreasonable to you doesn't mean it is. That's why saying things like that to a person, especially someone you care about and who you are trying to communicate with is not cool. It might not be said to be cruel, but at the very least, it's still really rude.

[–]MittRomneysCampaign 4 points5 points ago

And I think it's silly for anyone to say "Well what if they really are being unreasonable!", because that's always going to be subjective.

There are a lot of criteria for what constitute reasonable and unreasonable statements. It's not that subjective.

[–]bldkis 0 points1 point ago

[–]bsglassey 187 points188 points ago

"I can't believe you've done this."

[–]martinx3x 37 points38 points ago

Ah. Fuck.

[–]Soullessandproud 7 points8 points ago

Just reading that in his voice makes me lol like a motherfucker.

[–]jaked409 53 points54 points ago

For those who aren't in the know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k

[–]CigaretteBurn12 7 points8 points ago

This show needs to come back

[–]ilikecommunitylots 9 points10 points ago

They're making a movie.

[–]emotiKid 2 points3 points ago

what show is this?

[–]nstockwe 4 points5 points ago

Why did people downvote you? This show was amazing.

[–]LapsyPa13 19 points20 points ago

Brett's angry dance. I freakin' love that scene so much

[–]RICH_LITTLE 179 points180 points ago

"You need to work on your people skills"

"Shut up, Bret"

[–]ToiletRollTemple 32 points33 points ago

'Why are you moving out? Is it because I put you down in front of other people?'

'No'

Turns to 3rd Person: 'He wouldn't know, 'cause he's got no idea'

[–]huntewiden 27 points28 points ago

It's alright, those who downvoted didn't understand. Not that it wasn't relevant. They just don't like you and I because, well, because we are different to them. ~So they sat in the cave...

[–]ruderabbit 24 points25 points ago

... the caaave ...

... and ate bubble gum pie! Yum!

[–]NickBuganan 21 points22 points ago

...Albi, The racist, well... not anymore. Draaagon

[–]huntewiden 2 points3 points ago

Albi, the racist...

Well, not anymore...

[–]Razer1103 5 points6 points ago

I think you mean Brit

[–]cheeseburgz 1 point2 points ago

"guys, we shouldn't be arguing in front of the map, it's not right."

[–]capriceragtop 22 points23 points ago

Last night, my girlfriend asked if I thought she worried too much.

I said honestly, "yes, you tend to worry too much."

After several minutes of silence, I asked what she was thinking about. She said, "I'm worried about worrying too much."

[–]horizontalcelery 40 points41 points ago

she got hurt feelings

[–]arandomshot 22 points23 points ago

Maybe no one mentioned her casserole.

[–]Rapidity 15 points16 points ago

They were all at that movie... Maid in Manhattan.

[–]arandomshot 15 points16 points ago

The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mom.

[–]mostofyourbase 1 point2 points ago

I'd like a small mans wetsuit

[–]arandomshot 3 points4 points ago

Please.

[–]PorchMonkeyKike 236 points237 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When I argue with my girlfriend 515coms 1712pts 4mos funny
Anybody else have friends like this? 204coms 1021pts 1yr pics
Easily offended. 43coms 407pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]thorface 47 points48 points ago

Same exact title as well...? Wow.

[–]tarheel295 74 points75 points ago

the karma police strike again!

[–]deathbyfrenchfries 42 points43 points ago

Arrest this man, he talks in maths!

[–]alaricus 13 points14 points ago

He buzzes like a fridge. He's like a detuned radio.

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[–]robotikempire 3 points4 points ago

When you mess with us.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 16 points17 points ago

Where is the reddit karma prison?

[–]bookwyrmpoet 6 points7 points ago

Well if you are a reposter, when you go to the karma store and buy anything, it sends you to reddit prison for a length of time proportionate to the number of times whatever you linked has been posted.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 0 points1 point ago

Well shit

[–]MoroccoBotix 4 points5 points ago

[–]Jrodkin 0 points1 point ago

Guantanamo.

[–]worldalpha_com 1 point2 points ago

Between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Avenue on Redditopoly.

[–]HoopyFreud -2 points-1 points ago

[–]publ1c_stat1c 3 points4 points ago

"Karma police, arrest this man"

[–]PAcheese 0 points1 point ago

...that's what he gets

[–]StfuAboutReposts 18 points19 points ago

Reddit super secret club gets new users who haven't seen your 1 year old content. Fun fact.

[–]YouJellyFish 6 points7 points ago

That gif was high quality in every interpretation of the word. Well done, m'boy.

[–]Kuresov 4 points5 points ago

Bahaha, holy shit. Best downvote gif ever.

[–]x3tripleace3x 13 points14 points ago

First time I've seen it, therefore don't care.

4 months is a long time, regardless of whether or not infamous11 knowingly reposted it. Karma doesn't matter so much to me that I'll be angered by someone getting a thousand karma through such means. Therefore, I see no reason to be upset.

[–]IM_ACTUALLY_A_BEAR 4 points5 points ago

Exactly. I've been on reddit for quite awhile (over several accounts) and I've never even seen this picture. reposts after only a day or so of the original are annoying...but it's been at least months since this was last popular.

in the end, karma is just meaningless, fake, Internet "points". why get hung up about it?

[–]CaesarOrgasmus 6 points7 points ago

No one cares about people getting karma. They care about other people posting the same pictures over and over in pursuit of it.

[–]IM_ACTUALLY_A_BEAR 0 points1 point ago

I'd hardly say the 3 times that were cited above counts as "over and over"

edit: plus OP's 1.

[–]x3tripleace3x 0 points1 point ago

That's not why. People get mad at reposts that are reposted every day consecutively, and people who follow the hivemind don't realize this and think that reposts in its entirety should be frowned upon with all available muscle strength.

[–]flinxsl 1 point2 points ago

link was already purple.

[–]FarmerTedd 0 points1 point ago

You should clear your browsing history every now and again man

[–]clifwith1f 1 point2 points ago

Well look at that! Mine got the least when I gave it the least-interesting title.

[–]Lexiclown 1 point2 points ago

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

[–]kelevra80 32 points33 points ago

I will always upvote flight, always

[–]Footballvike81 8 points9 points ago

What if it's a post about how much someone hates it?

[–]steven1350 6 points7 points ago

Upvote so more people can disagree

[–]angelofdeaf 17 points18 points ago

How I feel seeing anything New Zealand related outside of New Zealand.

[–]jessejamess 3 points4 points ago

Cant...read...not in Jermains accent

[–]thesmallestfaces 23 points24 points ago

So it's emotionally abusive to accuse someone of being too sensitive or whatever. you're putting the blame on them for having feelings they are absolutely entitled to, and not examining how you act.

It's called "gaslighting" by psychologists, and comes from an old movie where the husband made his wealthy wife feel like she was going crazy because he tampered with the gaslights, and when she said something about them he told her she was "crazy"

tldr; dont be emotionally abusive to your SO by discounting how they feel, calling them crazy, or saying they are too sensitive

[–]LiliBlume 19 points20 points ago

I think there is more involved in gaslighting than telling someone they are being too sensitive.

It can be helpful for a person to realize that people only have as much power over your emotions as you give them. If someone calls you an asshole, it says more about them than you. Always being the victim in life isn't a healthy psychological place to be. However, how you go about trying to convey that concept matters. You can be helpful and positive and supportive, or you can be an asshole about it. It's that distinction that makes behavior abusive or not, not necessarily the message. Sometimes people need to hear things they don't want to hear.

[–]raptormeat 11 points12 points ago

I appreciate your empathy, but any world-view that acknowledges that dismissing the emotions of others is rude and hurtful, but doesn't have anything to say about the fact that sometimes our emotions are really stupid and destructive and deserving of criticism, is incomplete and coddling. Even your comment seems one-sided: it's "my" job to examine how I act, but not "their" job to examine how they act. It's wrong for me to put blame on them, so you are going to put the blame on me.

I'm in favor of encouraging positive communication, but it's not enough to protect the rights of people to have emotions without also promoting the responsibility to manage those emotions like an adult.

[–]trialsanderrors 0 points1 point ago

I agree with you. I apologize that my comment came out the way that it did. You're very right. What I would like to include in hindsight is that it is very difficult for someone to both evaluate their actions/emotions. Not that all accusations of overreacting are in fact malicious and meant to harm.

[–]yourfaceyourass 12 points13 points ago

It isn't possible to be too sensitive to a situation? Or at least, to believe that someones responses are much more sensitive than yours or that someone's emotionally driven response isn't very logical?

You're creating a false equivalence.

It has nothing to do with "putting the blame on them for having feelings" or discrediting their opinions. Its constructive criticism that says that they are not being rationale and not thinking logically about the situation. Is that not okay? And what does that have to do with with "examining how you act"? I suppose it certainly depends on the situation, but that is a rather generalization. If my girlfriend were to tell me that I don't love her because I didn't call her one day, I can very much say "Sorry, but you're being too sensitive. Would I keep seeing you if I didn't love you?"

You are trying to make an appeal to authority by referring to rather ambiguous, vague and possibly logical response to some scientific well studied phenomenon of "gas-lighting" by psychologists that's apparently well understood and has no room for interpretation.

[–]trialsanderrors 4 points5 points ago

You seem to have thought this through. Maybe you can help me out.

As "you're overreacting" seems to immediately cause defensiveness and can offend, what would be a more tactful and useful way of giving constructive criticism?

The statement "you're overreacting" does not leave room for negotiation.

You're absolutely correct that there are situations in which a person may be overreacting and not considering all the of the evidence. In that situation, you would say more than "you're overreacting", I'm sure.

How can we go about this is a different way? Possibly leaving that phrase out entirely?

[–]GraemeCaldwell 27 points28 points ago

I think that can sometimes be that case, but it isn't always the case. It's entirely possible for an emotional reaction to be inappropriate to the situation, especially if it results in actions that are detrimental to the person having the reaction or the people around them.

It's fair enough to say that people are entitled to their feelings, and that there are probably reasons that they have them, but, for example, my father, who was a racist fuck used to make disgust noises when Indian people walked past. I have no reason to believe it wasn't a genuine expression of disgust, but that doesn't make it any less revolting, and I have no intention of indulging that.

It's also entirely possible that one's SO is the type of person who 'reacts' as if offended when things don't go their own way as a means of emotional manipulation, which is also a sort of emotional abuse, and there's nothing wrong with pointing that out.

If people are acting 'crazy' then its ok to talk to them about it. Assuming both partners are serious about maintaining a relationship then each of them have to realise that certain behaviours are not conducive to that. Adults can discuss this.

[–]thesmallestfaces 13 points14 points ago

You're absolutely right, but there is a double standard when it comes to women. Men can be gruff and dismissive, which conditions women to always second guess themselves and view any feeling as something inappropriately "feminine," and leading them to always have to qualify everything they say and do.

if you find your partner is always reacting strongly to a convo, maybe they are a sensitive person and if you want to maintain a relationship with them you should try to meet them half way.

http://jezebel.com/5923666/i-suck-how-guys-use-self+deprecation-against-you

http://sues-news.com/2012/06/07/gaslighting-youre-just-too-sensitive/

http://jezebel.com/5903793/on-calling-women-crazy

edit: i don't think the comparison to your racist family member is exactly spot on. racism is an irrational and dangerous phenomenon, like any other form of bigotry. it would be more like gaslighting if your family member told a person of color that they are being "too sensitive" when they react strongly to someone makes a racist joke or comment (like a sound of disgust), more than making that sound itself

if your partner has a real problem handling criticism, then they probably have serious self esteem issues and that is something that, as a couple, you need to address. being a relationship often means voluntarily changing your behavior or calling it quits. you are free to do either.

[–]GraemeCaldwell 8 points9 points ago

You're right, men in particular have to be careful about it. It's not a balanced situation, but I don't think blanket generalisations are helpful.

[–]yourfaceyourass 5 points6 points ago

Jezebel is full of shit.

[–]Margot23 0 points1 point ago

Care to elaborate?

[–]node_wrapper 0 points1 point ago

All of the Gawker sites are.

[–]Sureiyaa 1 point2 points ago

...My girlfriend does this to me. All the time.

Who really has a double standard here?

[–]trialsanderrors 2 points3 points ago

It happens to both genders. And she's rude for doing it.

I wish I had something to tell you besides telling her how you feel about her doing it to you.

[–]CAPTAIN_BUTTHOLE 1 point2 points ago

That's still not gaslighting, and you won't get taken seriously posting links to Jezebel.

[–]jsantos17 3 points4 points ago

As long as it's done in good faith and with tact it's perfectly OK to make constructive criticism to your SO.

[–]trialsanderrors 3 points4 points ago

Exactly this. It's considered psychological abuse (and is extremely common. For men and women alike. I understand that it's not usually said with the intention of causing harm. But the response is always exactly what you thought you would get or shuts down the person being spoken to.)

How is someone meant to respond to "you're overreacting"? It discredits their feelings while asserting that your own viewpoint is the more rational and accurate response and that there is not way to disprove you without bringing in a third party. It immediately makes someone doubt their perceptions and puts them in the awkward position where they can't say "I disagree and it was rude of you to say that" without receiving a "see, I told you. Now you're upset about that too!"

It also takes blame away from the user and pushes it onto the other person as if it were impossible for the user's actions to have been genuinely been offensive. It's intimidating to attempt to validate your own responses, when you needn't validate your emotions to your partner in the first place and the entirety of the situation is subjective. It feels like a lose-lose situation. Your partner has discredited your rationality and there are few ways to respond to give yourself support.

Edit: I put this in my other posts, but not this one: This is not meant to accuse a person who makes a similar statement as someone with ill-will or as abusive. This is simply to state what the effect can be in some situations and that it can be extremely hard to deflect even when you're certain your response was appropriate. And it absolutely does not mean that the person should not reflect.

[–]MostlyIronicLatinGuy 2 points3 points ago

Just my 2 cents, but I think "overreacting" implies that you are being overly negative. Also, it implies that you are taking something personally which wasn't meant to be personal.

My mother overreacts all the time, and I tell her when she does. I do not do this to discredit her feelings or attack her sanity.
I do this because I love her and want her to be happy, and when she overreacts to a situation, it creates unnecessary stress and anxiety for her at best and everyone at worst. On top of that, it causes her to use mental and physical energy that would be best applied to something more productive.

So no, I don't think that telling someone they're overreacting is abuse.
I do, however, think that telling someone they're overreacting is overly simplistic, and can be interpreted as offensive, which leads to conflict instead of understanding.
Instead, I would hope that one might be specific about why they feel the other person is overreacting. This allows for discourse and clarification.

Edit for accidentally too many words.

[–]trialsanderrors 3 points4 points ago

Thank you so very much for your thoughtful response.

Instead, I would hope that one might be specific about why they feel the other person is overreacting. This allows for discourse and clarification.

I absolutely understand agree with you on all accounts. Everyone, pay attention to this guy.

[–]wolfsktaag -3 points-2 points ago

srs alert

[–]jenniferjuniper 6 points7 points ago

It used to be like this with me and my fiance (then bf). We would get into a discussion, and it would end up like this.

We worked together on it and got to the root of why I reacted that way, and we're so better off because of changing that simple reaction.

[–]trialsanderrors 1 point2 points ago

That's good! Because at that point the response was being thoughtfully considered and not simply dismissed.

[–]pringle_8642 3 points4 points ago

It's funny, because I don't have a girlfriend.

[–]Footballvike81 2 points3 points ago

Just substitute boyfriend for girlfriend then.

[–]germinas 1 point2 points ago

Wait, so which one's the girlfriend?

[–]Bogey_Kingston 5 points6 points ago

This is my kind of humor. Anyone know what this is from?

[–]ThunderCockMartian 121 points122 points ago

The fresh prince of bel air

[–]niperwiper 19 points20 points ago

Dude, Will Smith has killer sideburns.

[–]me_rock270 3 points4 points ago

That's Carlton!

[–]niperwiper 5 points6 points ago

Carlton would definitely be the one saying, "I can't believe you just said that." in this scenario, I think.

[–]WhereIParkedMyCar 63 points64 points ago

Flute of the Commodores

[–]gams2626 2 points3 points ago

Watching that episode right now!

[–]Jarkillz 44 points45 points ago

Flight of the Conchords

[–]NickBuganan 14 points15 points ago

Friends

[–]HunterTV 12 points13 points ago

The A-Team.

[–]Mmarketting 21 points22 points ago

The Office. Guy on the left is Dwight Schrute.

[–]profjmoriarty 9 points10 points ago

Fairly certain it is batman the animated series

[–]Durpulous 9 points10 points ago

Shrek 2.

[–]DJBJ 24 points25 points ago

I don't think anyone mentioned it but its Flight of the Conchords.

[–]RedLineToGreenland 22 points23 points ago

Flight of the Conchords

[–]NarwhalAMA 3 points4 points ago

New Zealand.

[–]xcalibre 3 points4 points ago

The Tale of Two Shepherds

[–]sward2 16 points17 points ago

Flight of the Conchords

[–]StaircaseLogic 3 points4 points ago

I think this one was off The White Album

[–]grimcake 7 points8 points ago

Have you tried Flight of the Conchords yet?

[–]megustadotjpg 6 points7 points ago

[–]mysticrudnin 6 points7 points ago

It's extremely good. There's a lot of this stuff, plus misunderstandings due to their dialect, and also a lot of minor kiwi jokes. Absolutely love the show.

[–]NarwhalAMA 4 points5 points ago

Love how the only informative answer was downvoted.

[–]JakeSanchard 7 points8 points ago

Flight of the Conchords

[–]doomfest 2 points3 points ago

Finding Nemo

[–]thepulloutmethod 2 points3 points ago

Oh man SRS is gonna love this one!

[–]tarheel295 3 points4 points ago

your girlfriend is kinda manly

[–]castleclouds 0 points1 point ago

You should stop being so easily offended.

[–]altification -1 points0 points ago

I think this is a sign I'm online too much but I focused on the spelling of you're and didn't get it at first.

[–]mrgreene39 -1 points0 points ago

story of my life.

[–]HybridCue 0 points1 point ago

I find this is true about all lady friends.

[–]throawawayaccnt 2 points3 points ago

"That's not gay. To put a wig on another man while he's sleeping and pretend he's a woman and cuddle him. Why would that be gay? You're pretending he's a woman. Not that I did it."

[–]yenners -1 points0 points ago

i hate you

[–]Xian244 0 points1 point ago

She grows a beard when arguing with you?

[–]axton_14 0 points1 point ago

Loving how you portray you and your girlfriend as two men with facial hair.

[–]themicy 0 points1 point ago

Which one are you?

[–]Toledous 0 points1 point ago

Hence why I've been single since May...and loving every minute of it.

[–]Bryaxis 0 points1 point ago

Does she also compare everything to Top Gun?

[–]t-mille 0 points1 point ago

Tumblr in a nutshell.

[–]homovore 1 point2 points ago

Except Bret and Jemaine's love is pure

[–]dsalad -1 points0 points ago

Truth be told, as a lady, my boyfriend and I have had the same conversation - and yes, I'll admit to being easily offended from time to time.

[–]ErmahgerdBertmern 0 points1 point ago

Flight of the Conchords reference? Virtual High-five

[–]dilibe -2 points-1 points ago

chicks are sometimes the most - overated-misunderstood-men

[–]JmPm 0 points1 point ago

Which one are you?

[–]emberspark 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes I'm overly emotional. Unfortunately this means people never take me seriously when I say they're being an asshole. It's always me being too sensitive rather than them being a jackass.

[–]BackToTheChalkboard 1 point2 points ago

Upvote strictly for the use of Flight of the Conchords.

[–]Ineedagoodhandle 0 points1 point ago

Such odd looking legs on the park benches

[–]Justawildguesss 0 points1 point ago

"Are you f****ng serious right now?" is what I usually get.

[–]haprdgn 0 points1 point ago

I hope Jemaine is wearing a Canadian tuxedo.

[–]chriskanda87 0 points1 point ago

Once offended...ALWAYS offended!! LMFAO coffee on table, cigarette in hand...this post made my morning here in Tokyo ;)

[–]boutsofbrilliance 0 points1 point ago

if that is david cross on the left, he looks awesome in that hair and sideburns! like its how he was meant to look.

EDIT: now that i look closer, its probably not him. but still.

[–]2hundred20 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe this just made the front page again.

[–]KaoticS 0 points1 point ago

STORY. OF. MY. LIFE

[–]paudielohenstein 0 points1 point ago

This has happened to me as well.

"You're so sarcastic!"

"Oh yeah - I'm sarcastic!"

[–]mafibasheth 0 points1 point ago

Your girlfriend has a beard?

[–]mattofmattfame 0 points1 point ago

Upvote because I'm in this fight right now...

[–]ERMAHGERD_THRERERWER 1 point2 points ago

[–]lotr_related 0 points1 point ago

Stick em' in a stew.

[–]jamesnaclerio 0 points1 point ago

I like the old guy on the bench with the bongos.

[–]redditallreddy 0 points1 point ago

Your girlfriend is a dude?

[–]Braketoaster 1 point2 points ago

that you just said that

[–]vegasace7737 0 points1 point ago

look up "brain ninjas dane cook" on youtube.. it'll have you rollin for days

[–]madddave 0 points1 point ago

My last girlfriend would get upset with me over the most inane comments. Then at least once a week would get mad as hell with me for "avoiding confrontation."

I've given up - haven't dated anyone for 5+ years since that mindfuck of a relationship.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

FUNNIEST SHIT EVAR!!!!!

[–]The__Regulator 0 points1 point ago

Be more constructive with your feedback, please.

[–]Klax0r 0 points1 point ago

Why would you date someone that stupid?

[–]julijet 0 points1 point ago

I'M SENSITIVE!!!!!!

[–]xava_adorex 0 points1 point ago

karma whore, REPOST!

[–]Margot23 0 points1 point ago

Oh my God! A post about how women are irrational and overly emotional. So brave!

Saying "you're too easily offended" in an argument is generally just as much a non sequitur as "your dick is too small." It's a meaningless, baseless claim made to beat the other party into submission.

No sir, I don't like it.

Edit: or were you referencing your own emotional instability, OP?

[–]Doankee 0 points1 point ago

I love flight of the conchords

[–]onewarriorprincess 0 points1 point ago

I love them. Brilliant show.

[–]orionsbelt05 0 points1 point ago

hmmm... the link is purple, but I haven't seen this image for several months... and yet, it says it was submitted 7 hours ago.

You, my friend, didn't even re-upload the image for this post. This is the worst repost of all the reposts.

[–]redhanded_Jill 0 points1 point ago

These two always brighten my day! Who knew that Brett was an elf in LOTR & is reprising his character in The Hobbit series because he was so popular with the fan (girls). Adorable, funny, great writer & singer!

[–]ThePowerbuffalo 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck can't they do a 3rd season?

[–]Travv15 0 points1 point ago

I simply showed this pic to my gf, and she got offended.

[–]jaydubious88 0 points1 point ago

Literally experiencing this right now.

[–]Uncle_Gus 0 points1 point ago

Your girlfriend looks a lot like Figwit.

[–]Chuck___Norris 0 points1 point ago

Your girlfriend is a man ?

[–]yihaw 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard because this happened with me and my boyfriend two nights ago.

[–]NoelTheJoel 0 points1 point ago

Tell me about it. I told my girlfriend to go screw herself today and she burst into tears.

[–]MrNarwhal47 0 points1 point ago

"My father is a woman's rights activist." "Your Dad? how about your mom?" "Mom? No. Dad wouldn't allow that"

[–]Tall7kiwi 0 points1 point ago

If you can tell me what show that scene is from then you get an upvote

[–]Brownsound7 0 points1 point ago

Which one are you? Hey-oh!

[–]Lordscoot 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry. But did any one else think that old man should have a say in something?

[–]JesusChrist5 0 points1 point ago

I would argue with this repost, but it's hilarious and I don't give a fuck.

[–]kylec916 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else loves Flight of the Conchords?

[–]takiama 0 points1 point ago

Flight of the Conchords doesn't/didn't get nearly the attention it deserved

[–]D0mi 0 points1 point ago

Me: why are you being so negative??

Her: DON'T CALL ME NEGATIVE!! I'M NOT BEING NEGATIVE!! I'M NOT A NEGATIVE PERSON! YOU'RE WRONG!!

Me......

[–]Nenor 0 points1 point ago

Your girlfriend looks a lot like your boyfriend.

[–]Cmatt10123 0 points1 point ago

Took me a second to get it. LOL