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Today is gonna be a good day. (imgur.com)

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[–]michaelmike_ 266 points267 points ago

Or a bad one. That extra pizza bite might burn your mouth so badly that you can never taste again. Eat with caution my friend, eat with caution.

[–]benjgvps 151 points152 points ago

But which one is the extra one?

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 130 points131 points ago

Oh, fuck it... back to minesweeper it is.

EDIT: First damn one. Come on!

[–]chingchonghat 40 points41 points ago

What shitty implementation of Minesweeper are you playing that lets you lose on the first one?

[–]AsadM107 78 points79 points ago

Minesweeper: Real Life

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

well, he IS an Advocate for Lucifer. So of course he lives dangerously.

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 10 points11 points ago

Lived

FTFY

[–]19115162093 6 points7 points ago

It's called The Middle East

[–]Menospan 1 point2 points ago

Minesweeper scratch card

[–]sdoodle 0 points1 point ago

To not find the ones with Chinese factory rat turds in the middle of...

[–]UPVOTE_AND_REPOST 0 points1 point ago

Obviously if the second one in the bottom row

[–]luminosity11 1 point2 points ago

Pizza bites are fungible. I just wanted to use that word.

[–]Hurcon1 130 points131 points ago

somewhere brian only got 14 in his box.

[–]Metal_Lyrics 40 points41 points ago

Allan please add pizza roll

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 2 points3 points ago

gooby pls

[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

Ahmed habibi you got ripped off, the box said 15! walla!

[–]Snackleton 69 points70 points ago

Karmaconspiracy. Those came from two boxes.

[–]MVolta 18 points19 points ago

Redditer deceptively uses "extra" pizza roll from another box all for burn-the-roof-of-mouth karma

[–]Firate 7 points8 points ago

The one to the left of the one on the bottom right corner looks slightly bigger than the others. Could its father be another box? Quite possibly.

[–]TheFappingGuy18 9 points10 points ago

Actually, Totino's does this all the time. The last five boxes I bought came with 17 each. So no karma conspiracy, just people who are bad at mathematics working at the factories.

[–]Snackleton 13 points14 points ago

If we're getting technical, I'm pretty sure they'd do it by weight, not number.

[–]DontThinkTooHard 0 points1 point ago

Technicality is technically the technicalist

[–]Suicidal_Cheezit 0 points1 point ago

FappingGuy is right. They always tend to throw in more. I think the bags of 40 end up with 42 or something

[–]IAmAUsernameAMA 1 point2 points ago

Or people who want to make someone's day...

[–]AntarcticFox 12 points13 points ago

Then someone, somewhere, will be posting in /r/mildlyannoying about how they got one fewer pizza roll than they were supposed to

[–]rowtuh 6 points7 points ago

FYI everyone this exists: /r/mildlyinfuriating

[–]houghty 145 points146 points ago

I don't think a good day ever starts by eating an entire box of frozen pizza rolls.

[–]SvenHudson 14 points15 points ago

True that. Good days start by eating an entire BAG of frozen Pizza Rolls. That's like 25 more rolls. Or 65 depending on the bag. But 90 of those things is too much for me, at least.

[–]ImWade 9 points10 points ago

Bags are 40, mofo. Learn your junk foods better, son!

[–]HamsterGutz 8 points9 points ago

They also have bags of 120. O_o

[–]DontThinkTooHard 10 points11 points ago

At costco those motherfuckers have 300 in them

[–]ImWade 1 point2 points ago

Fuck that. Buy the box that those 300 ct. bags are packaged in!

[–]SvenHudson 6 points7 points ago

15 + 25 = 40

But let's ignore the bit where I said 15 + 65 = 90.

[–]ImWade 1 point2 points ago

Bleh, my mind of course omitted "more" from your comment, I thought you meant they had 25 and 65 total. I was like "Who's this amateur snackin' mutha fucka over here?".

[–]imthefooI 2 points3 points ago

I can only eat 20 O.o

[–]mattsprofile 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, 2 meals per bag for me. I've eaten more than 20 at a time, but never without regrets.

[–]imthefooI 1 point2 points ago

If I get a bag of 40, I'll count out 20 for one meal, then (usually 1 or 2 more than 20) for the next one.

If I get a bag of 70, it's 2 meals of 20, then one of 30 (or slightly more.)

[–]sundbergftw 65 points66 points ago

I respectfully disagree, I love those thangs

[–]trollsconstantly 16 points17 points ago

I personally like them better at night just make a big bowl full and that will be my dinner while I watch TV, or a movie

[–]alphanumerik 19 points20 points ago

Yeah maybe like 10 mins of a movie.

[–]Fahkuu 16 points17 points ago

This is correct, the first seven minutes are the specified "cool down" time. The next three are "EAT THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS NOW" time.

[–]FlyingPasta 20 points21 points ago

While they're still lava hot, because fuck cool down time. Cool down time is for pussies and communists.

[–]WhipIash 1 point2 points ago

Two of my favourite things.

[–]itaremeelar 0 points1 point ago

Lava and pussies?

[–]WhipIash 0 points1 point ago

Communists.

[–]itaremeelar 0 points1 point ago

I know; I was making a joke.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

then you pass that 10 minute mark and they taste disgusting.

[–]kumaku 1 point2 points ago

them thangs*

[–]ellveekay 0 points1 point ago

Me too! I can't find them anywhere in the UK anymore, though!

[–]StankyMung 1 point2 points ago

I was gonna say, OP is implying that this is breakfast.

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 0 points1 point ago

thats not even an entire box, per say, those are meant to serve as one meal

[–]mrP0P0 27 points28 points ago

Every box is like that. Happened to me three times.

edit: and put some aluminum foil on that

[–]grimpspinman 17 points18 points ago

Actually, parchment paper is non-stick, and it makes them crispier.

[–]NekkidSnaku 3 points4 points ago

That doesn't make sense.

[–]v4-digg-refugee 1 point2 points ago

They do the same in the 40 count jobs. I always do 4 rows of 5 rolls each for a snack, and on my second trip through the bag my ocd is screwed up in the most delicious of ways.

[–]Kehndy12 0 points1 point ago

How many do you usually get a 40 count bag?

[–]beertap 8 points9 points ago

Dammit, you made me count pizza rolls.

[–]TheRealDeal360 23 points24 points ago

Even worse. He made me multiply pizza rolls.

[–]stemgang 18 points19 points ago

4 x 4.
Someone get the graphing scientific calculator!

[–]DontThinkTooHard 4 points5 points ago

Pulls out an iphone Gets 9 wtf

[–]stemgang 6 points7 points ago

9 Pizza Rolls!
That's seven less than fifteen.

Totino's is ripping me off!

[–]DontThinkTooHard 4 points5 points ago

Stupid iphone ate my rolls

[–]Shorthoplaser 7 points8 points ago

FIFTY NINE MIIIINUUUUTES!

[–]TylerRulez 5 points6 points ago

plinkett?

[–]Shorthoplaser 3 points4 points ago

Do you want some pizza rolls? E-mail me or post a comment on my webzone if you want a pizza roll.

[–]TylerRulez 1 point2 points ago

It's in the blue can. You'll need about five.

[–]Isterpuck 0 points1 point ago

The best part of waking up, is ACID IN YOUR COFFEEEE!

[–]MrPeoples 15 points16 points ago

There could have been 15, still a good day because pizza rolls.

[–]Reset_Assured 6 points7 points ago

There is ALWAYS an extra.

[–]purplestofthepurples 3 points4 points ago

E-mail me if you want a pizza roll

[–]foolish-rain 2 points3 points ago

Old Man Plinkett, is that you?

[–]CaptainWabbit 0 points1 point ago

Leave a message on this webzone if you want a pizza roll.

[–]Not_The_Real_Thor 17 points18 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/cqqvK.jpg

[–]2muffins 5 points6 points ago

Today I didn't even have to use my AK.

[–]ABandApart 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I saw the title, I starting saying "Da daa, daaa-da, da dadada, dadada da. Da, da, da."

Quick Edit: Yes, the harmony throughout the song, if that's what it's called

[–]Crumbford 5 points6 points ago

The same thing used to always happen with Jaffa Cake Minis it said 6 on the packet but more often than not there would be 7, one time I had 8. Just like heaven.

[–]Nutchos 11 points12 points ago

Am I the only one concerned about how dirty that pan is?

[–]bradygilg 5 points6 points ago

Doesn't look dirty to me. Those black marks are normal from cooking.

[–]lindaumland -3 points-2 points ago

I noticed that right off........freaking ewwwww.

[–]joshychrist 4 points5 points ago

I hate products that have odd numbers. Even numbers are way better.

[–]rasta_lion 3 points4 points ago

They put 15 in a box but tell you to put them I the microwave 6 at a time. Grinds my gears

[–]TheTrooperKC 4 points5 points ago

One of them is poisoned.

[–]brownox 1 point2 points ago

Well what are you waiting for, get em in the oven and explode those motherfuckers.

[–]biirdmaan 2 points3 points ago

TIL not everyone just throws them in the microwave and counters the resulting grease-filled sogginess with a lot of ranch dressing.

[–]Freakazette 2 points3 points ago

TIL people counter the grease-filled sogginess of pizza rolls. I eat those bad boys as is - the grease is part of the experience.

[–]scrappyusf 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love these things soggy. My 9th grade geography teacher had a mini fridge/freezer in his classroom, along with a shitty 1980's microwave and would always cook them during class. He would make them look so appetizing...curse him...

[–]willief 1 point2 points ago

I'm telling.

[–]LazerLama 2 points3 points ago

When I used to work at McDonalds I used to put 11 nuggets in a 10 pack knowing I would make someone's day, could be a similar case

[–]SparkleLove14 1 point2 points ago

You, my friend, are a saint!

[–]coldvault 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you work at my nearest McDonald's? Whyyyyy?

[–]LazerLama 1 point2 points ago

I also used to play a game called high altitude burger, where we would stand on a foot ladder and see how well we could make the burgers, no send backs to date

and then there was high velocity burger

[–]Asshole_Salad 0 points1 point ago

I'd say that this:

no send backs to date

is because of this:

see how well we could make the burgers,

Even if you were handicapping yourself with ladders and speed, at least you were trying.

[–]emmadilemma 0 points1 point ago

you did that to my boyfriend yesterday and for that, I thank you. It made his night. Then we won 4 of 5 matches on League and called it a night. BAM. It WAS a good day.

[–]Ekanselttar 2 points3 points ago

I've always found that the 40-count bags come with 41 or 42 inside. Note sure if it's intentional, but I'd guess it is. They're either benevolent or have crappy quality control that's always skewed in our favor, but either way heck yes, extra pizza rolls.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 0 points1 point ago

90% OF POSTS: THIS IS AMAZING, NOT MILDLY INTERESTING. OMG POST TO R/WTF OR R/AMAZINGFUCKINGAMAZING

[–]EspejoOscuro 4 points5 points ago

Wait until later tonight, change the title to today WAS a good day, repost and submit first comment about how your day was good. I will be looking for you later.

[–]plinking_zombies 1 point2 points ago

There are 15. There's also another one!

[–]wojx 0 points1 point ago

Totally just saw those and didnt buy 'em. Oh god what have I done...

[–]ghodaz 1 point2 points ago

Nice try, Totino's pizza rolls sales guy.... I shan't go buy multiple boxes to try to mirror this luck. Okay I might.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

Nice try, Totino's pizza rolls sales guy

woo-woo-woo

.

[–]Secretguy56 0 points1 point ago

Write to them and explain what happened. I'm sure if you thank them for the mistake, they will send you a coupon for more pizza rolls. Companies LOVE feedback.

[–]DuckFaceBill 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know if they sell pizza rolls in the UK? They look delicious. If they do, where?

[–]Asshole_Salad 0 points1 point ago

No idea, but rest assured, they stop being delicious when you hit about 25 years old.

[–]juma606 1 point2 points ago

Bottom row, second from the left is a substandard reject Pizza Roll you should have tossed on sight. 15.

[–]imthefooI 1 point2 points ago

Fairly sure it packs them by weight. And I'd guess it always goes for ~1 more than the bag says, so they don't get sued.

[–]ironworker3 0 points1 point ago

Now that right there is a perfect Sunday!

[–]downvote_allmy_posts 0 points1 point ago

its an alvis day miracle!

[–]Amnestic 0 points1 point ago

You're gonna send 16 Pizza Rolls out by mail?

[–]CStaplesLewis 1 point2 points ago

Careful how much of those thing you eat. I ate them all through college and basically have permanent indigestion an heartburn from them. You have been warned.

[–]habanolover 0 points1 point ago

I had to count them :(

[–]PhreaksChinstrap 0 points1 point ago

Those come in big bags, which I'm sure provide more value than 15 at a time. Especially if you eat all of them at once (not judging, I probably have that many too).

[–]Germanarchaeologist -1 points0 points ago

I will never understand why Americans call a sausage pepperoni.

I might just start calling paprika wiener or frankfurter.

[–]coldvault 0 points1 point ago

It's a specific kind? We do also have pizza with sausage toppings, so...

[–]FamilyCanidae 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/y2jvy/my_15_pack_of_pizza_rolls_came_with_16/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jr8tf/it_said_40_i_planned_for_40_dammit/

But I upvoted you anyway, because pizza rolls. ;)

[–]Im_the_Fuzz 0 points1 point ago

This obviously shopped.

[–]raboverde 1 point2 points ago

Buy 15 get 1 free promotion.

[–]iGiveWomenOrgasms_jk 0 points1 point ago

Same thing happened to me a few weeks back, but I didn't present mine so nicely lol

[–]MuseofRose 0 points1 point ago

...on the toilet

[–]Get_Soggy 0 points1 point ago

In kevin durants dreams

[–]rnpnkwsk 0 points1 point ago

I find this happens all the time with pizza rolls, and it is a very good thing.

[–]nathanlegit 0 points1 point ago

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

[–]Zicamox 0 points1 point ago

Oh Times Tables, you always come through for me.

[–]spleenguy18 1 point2 points ago

Only on reddit could a picture of pizza rolls get this many upvotes!

So allow me to add one of my own then

[–]Perk_i 0 points1 point ago

Momma cooked a breakfast with no hog...

[–]Voldtekt -1 points0 points ago

inb4 OP bought two of them, and took the one from the second box

scumbag OP

[–]happyhappyjoejoe 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad you put them in a 4x4 pattern. It would not have been worth the counting.

[–]XsalvieX 0 points1 point ago

OP added an extra one

[–]SonnoMaku 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I'm eating those right now. =/

[–]balleticpoetic 0 points1 point ago

This picture made me glad that I know how to math. 4x4 is not 15.

[–]Notsoseriousone 0 points1 point ago

did the goodyear blimp say "TehFet's a pimp"? it damn well should have.

[–]SoMuchKarma 1 point2 points ago

OP bought 2 boxes, added one to the tray

[–]fjlwood 0 points1 point ago

I was ready to upvote just for pizza rolls

[–]Gypster233 1 point2 points ago

Looks like you hit the shop rite sale as well. I just stocked up on pizza rolls, an can only hope that I get a "lucky 16" too.

[–]swatsell 0 points1 point ago

I get these all the time. They never come with 15 in them.

[–]lindaumland 0 points1 point ago

Wellll, lets wait and see that you don't get some sort of screwy disease from that nasty pan before deciding its a good day.

[–]CD84 0 points1 point ago

Tomorrow, however, will not be.

[–]deradera 0 points1 point ago

They're packed by weight. Same as you.

[–]emlgsh 0 points1 point ago

No, that was your sole allotment of good fortune in this lifetime. The remainder of your brief existence will be a montage of disaster and catastrophe.

[–]take_my_upvotes 0 points1 point ago

Don't know about you guys, but I've always gotten 16 in a box.

[–]AQUA2 0 points1 point ago

I take it you didn't have to use your AK?

[–]ILikeNegativeKarma 0 points1 point ago

I've got 16 in those packs more than I get 15. Totinos loves me

[–]katabaticpat 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkIRnnb2vtw

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 0 points1 point ago

I had this same issue on tuesday

[–]Sharksfan831 1 point2 points ago

I bet most of you counted all of them one by one instead of multiplying 4x4. I'm glad to see how well we're applying our education to everyday life.

[–]brogues1 0 points1 point ago

You should try to eat 40 of them in under two minutes...

[–]abhavsar54 0 points1 point ago

The pizza gods are in your favor

[–]Neckwrecker 0 points1 point ago

Day ruined when molten lava shit cheese burns your mouth.

[–]mnmlism 0 points1 point ago

I used to be an engineer at the plant that made those, AMA!

[–]Shappie 0 points1 point ago

Dude I had a 40 count bag once that had over 60 in it. I was pretty stoked.

[–]i_like_pretty_girls 0 points1 point ago

If i comment on this webzone will i get a Pizza Roll?

[–]MRdaBakkle 0 points1 point ago

  1. Buy two pizza roll boxes.
  2. See that there is a 15 count.
  3. Add one to the tray and take picture with the box.
  4. ???
  5. Karma!

[–]CoinSausage 0 points1 point ago

I used to buy these all the time. I think they put 16 in all or at least most boxes

[–]CapCapper 0 points1 point ago

I get 16 most of the time, is this not as common as i thought?

[–]Proupin 0 points1 point ago

Ghetto-grade accomplishment

[–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 0 points1 point ago

FYI, pizza rolls don't even have real cheese in them. It's kind of disgusting. I eat Bagel Bites instead :-/

[–]tivo17 0 points1 point ago

I used to eat these every day for lunch. I would get between 17-20 on a regular basis. I have only been shorted once and it was only by 1.

[–]fernguts 0 points1 point ago

I'd say that any day that begins with Pizza Rolls for breakfast is going to be a good day.

[–]blindin1i 0 points1 point ago

Repost...

[–]Nilbogeht 0 points1 point ago

They put one extra in the box just to make you feel like you're special.

[–]yesukai 0 points1 point ago

I once was so bored that my brother and I walked through a 24 hour Wal-Mart at 3 am finding what the single worst food was. It was based off the serving size listed on the ingredients.

Pizza bites were a very strong contender until we found the Marie Callender's pot pies.

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[–]JakMon777 7 points8 points ago

"I but the bag and poor"

eye twitches

[–]Take42 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing the extra one is the one on the bottom, second from right... Mm giant pizza bites...

[–]spankr 0 points1 point ago

Mildly interesting?!? That's epic! Though, I am a married father of two... so, uh, yeah... there's that.

[–]SexysReddit -2 points-1 points ago

I guess everyone isn't aware that EVERY box has 16...

[–]lmfaosaurus 0 points1 point ago

Shopped.

[–]ShineMeRicky -3 points-2 points ago

OP I'm sorry not your fault. My football Squad just lost. Front page was today will be a good day. It way not, so u down voted. Not me normally but today was not a good day. Wish I got 16 pizza pockets. Would have up voted. Maybe one day my friend maybe one day.....

[–]lapamannen -3 points-2 points ago

So, we're eating dog food now?

[–]DIEDIN1866 2 points3 points ago

Watch your fucking mouth.

[–]lapamannen -1 points0 points ago

c'mon boy, bark for me!

[–]E-Squid -1 points0 points ago

Surely you are blessed with supreme luck. All mortals shall remember the day you received an extra pizza roll.

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