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[–]phatcrits 352 points353 points ago

They probably didn't like it because it's reposted every month.

[–]Jaraxo 125 points126 points ago

QuotesPorn mod here who removed this post:

We removed it because he didn't follow the submission guidelines, like including a snippet of the quote in the title. It's also not a serious quote, and we suggested posting it to /r/shittyquotesporn instead, the satirical sister subreddit. OP was not pleased.

[–]sczmbz 18 points19 points ago

Especially since SQP has that same image on the front page.

[–]SpikeWolfwood 2 points3 points ago

It's also not a serious quote, and we suggested posting it to [1] /r/shittyquotesporn instead, the satirical sister subreddit. OP was not pleased.

Anyone else get the feeling that there may be too many sub-reddits?

[–]TheYuppieWord 0 points1 point ago

Especially since it also belongs in /r/Offensive_Wallpapers.

[–]lebanese_redditor 0 points1 point ago

or maybe /r/PornQuotes

[–]Shoola -2 points-1 points ago

But it's a quote from a porno. That subreddit title is so damn misleading.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 4 points5 points ago

I know I wouldn't like it.

[–]teags 16 points17 points ago

You were probably looking for /r/PornQuotes

Edit: I honestly didn't think that was a real thing...

[–]VLR 5 points6 points ago

44 readers

~56 users here now

[–]Esc4p3 4 points5 points ago

Oh my god I love you so much. I was just gonna say that.

[–]Bunnymancer 61 points62 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
"Ah" (x-post r/quotesporn) 1com 5pts 1mo PornQuotes
A pretty desktop wallpaper. 3coms 43pts 5mos funny
Inspirational. 534coms 1742pts 1yr pics
Truly Inspirational. 3coms 60pts 5mos funny
Inspire 284coms 762pts 9mos WTF
Inspirational wallpaper 61coms 510pts 11mos funny
I switch my desktop image everyday, this is today's. 1com 30pts 2mos funny
Classy 25coms 371pts 7mos funny
Inspirational Quote 4coms 27pts 5mos funny
an inspirational quote from a great actress 0coms 13pts 10mos funny
So inspirational 151coms 551pts 1yr funny
Inspiring words from an inspiring woman. 0coms -4pts 4mos funny
One of my favorite wallpapers. 2coms 2pts 1mo PornQuotes

source: karmadecay

[–]slip-shot 12 points13 points ago

it has been reposted ssoooooo many more times in /r/wallpapers

[–]Darkbro 32 points33 points ago

It's because that picture has been passed around more times than your mom. Now it's just down to coming up with passable titles to repost it under.

[–]TheDroopy 3 points4 points ago

Just like every still image or GIF that gets posted on r/funny.

HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME MY MOM ASKS ME TO FINGER HER NEIGHBOR'S ASSHOLE- [gif of llama making "wat" face]

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 2 points3 points ago

It's because that picture has been passed around more times than Jenna Jameson

FTFY

[–]bitterorca 12 points13 points ago

Ah, this image brings me back to the early days of reddit. Just like it does every time it's reposted.

[–]infinitezero8 7 points8 points ago

Nobody likes it when it gets reposted thousand times.

[–]Yarxing 7 points8 points ago

That is because you should have posted this on r/pornquotes.

[–]Ray8157 1 point2 points ago

It took me so long to get this that I googled it... -_-

[–]vchip 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. repost.

[–]elmfuzzy 1 point2 points ago

/r/fuckscapes will welcome this with open arms

[–]Metablue 0 points1 point ago

It's actually on the second page of top submissions under the "All Time" category.

[–]degrashley 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this post a bunch of times, but it wasn't until now that I realized it's not from Jenna on 30 rock (which for some reason I assumed it was).

[–]TjallingOtter 0 points1 point ago

Can someone direct me to a collection of similar wallpapers? I've seen a few and like them.

[–]momonga 1 point2 points ago

It's because you're supposed to use Helvetica, bro.

[–]d2xdy2 0 points1 point ago

Afraid I'm going to need a proper citation.

[–]Loki_The_Prankster 1 point2 points ago

OH GOD I NEED ONE UPVOTE THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

Oh, yeah, nice quote.

[–]Quotes_Porn 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmm, yes baby.

[–]reddeath27 0 points1 point ago

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[–]Sammyscrap 0 points1 point ago

Saw that one coming.

[–]euheal 0 points1 point ago

This is a very deep quote... oh wait.

[–]gibsoncoca 0 points1 point ago

So, exactly which film is this quote from?

[–]irongrizzley 0 points1 point ago

[–]el_diamond_g 1 point2 points ago

I do actually really like this original photo (without the quote). Anyone know where I can find it? I don't have the skillz to shop it.

[–]BuckKniferson 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this movie!

Well, part of it anyway.

[–]310_nightstalkers 0 points1 point ago

can you post the source?

[–]andthisone 0 points1 point ago

[–]DiscoKitten 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one around here who finds endless amounts of comments stating that something is a repost almost more annoying than the actual post?

[–]DisgruntledPorcupine 0 points1 point ago

Meh. Just another form of karma whoring.

[–]SirNeptune 1 point2 points ago

Ugh, I read this same comment on the other 12 repost comment threads I saw today. Please don't just repost complaints, please only OC (original complaints) in threads please.

... or at least cite / credit the original complainer.

[–]gibsoncoca 0 points1 point ago

No. Also, I think that people who throw around accusations of "karma whoring" often assume that those they accuse value karma much more than they actually typically do.

[–]ButtmudSlurpee -2 points-1 points ago

Literal sub-reddit isn't literal. Sad...

[–]stillnotking 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- when I'm really feeling down, I contemplate finding ancient front-page material and reposting it, just for the karma. Then I come to my senses and realize that no amount of karma is worth my self-respect.

Sorry you made the wrong choice, OP.

[–]playingnice -1 points0 points ago

First time seeing it...

[–]mysterym3at 1 point2 points ago

Aah, ah, yeah, repost, aah, fuck, aah yeah

[–]el_pookiez -5 points-4 points ago

At least it's accurate.

[–]FlarkingSmoo 2 points3 points ago

I've always wondered if they bothered to actually transcribe it from somewhere or just made it up.

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON -4 points-3 points ago

I used to tell people I was related to her when I was in middle school.