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[–]greenboxer 88 points89 points ago

I think the story was, he's a professional boxer.

[–]krebsicle 29 points30 points ago

Turkish boxer, if I recall correctly.

[–]syfpsy 31 points32 points ago

Correct. Here is a video.

Don't ask me why the reporter is yelling, cheap channels do that all the time in Turkey.

[–]itskerem 1 point2 points ago

Badass dude was trying to overtake the other guys, who are father and son (and a family friend). He must have caused a wreck or something — they don't really explain it very well.

They do mention that he's a security guard at a bank.

And that's not yelling. That's just how a lot of Turkish people talk.

[–]oneshoe 3 points4 points ago

Thank you, now if only someone could translate it so we knew wtf was going on.

[–]peex 3 points4 points ago

It was a traffic accident. That guy was an ex boxer and working as a security guard in a bank. After the accident intense arguing lead to fighting. Those guys he was fighting were the other driver's relatives. They all tried to beat up the guy but they got their ass served instead.

[–]Donakebab 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, now if only someone could translate it so we knew wtf was going on.

[–]syfpsy 0 points1 point ago

The mob is a group of relatives I guess. The guy that has been punched several times says the fight was all about the boxer guy passing their vehicle. Sounds like they really deserved it.

[–]strayclown 1 point2 points ago

I like that they were playing eye of the tiger as though it was playing during the altercation.

[–]nuinbot 0 points1 point ago

This video needs to show more. They just constantly recap the clown in the white shirt and the other guy he decks in the end.

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

More like haxor!

Because of the title...

Sorry.

[–]Decyde 99 points100 points ago

He's doing a damn good job at keeping them all in front of him. The people he is fighting are retarded because if you have numbers, you want to surround the person. Sure, the guy in front is going to get hit but in the end you'll have the guy on the ground, getting the shit kicked out of him.

[–]CptNasty 83 points84 points ago

The thing is most people aren't trained fighters. This is a trained dude kicking the ass of some shmucks who can't even throw a punch correctly. If they can't punch I doubt they're going to be able to practice any kind of unit tactics, even the basics.

That said, the boxer did a lot of work to make sure he wasn't surrounded. Later in the gif one guy rushes him to try to take his right side and the boxer stopped retreating to knock him the fuck out. He also changed his footwork to make sure he keeps his enemies in as much of a line as possible. Someone gets out of line within striking distance and he knock them out first. You can also see how he keeps the crowd and cars to his left, so that you simply can't flank him on that side.

You can also see one crowd member pulling on the shirt of one of the Boxer's enemies. The dude was rushing hard and might indeed have gottem the boxer tangled up. I just re-watched and you can notice the crowd actually goes out of their way to slow down the noobs as they do try to rush the Boxer. They simply couldn't because 3-4 citizens hold them back, giving the Boxer the space he needed to basically kite the rest.

If this was some random dude he would have gotten owned hard. But the single dude in this video was just beyond their level.

TL;DR- I agree the aggressors here sucked, but we also need to appreciate the training and ability of the dude who used his superior knowledge and physical prowess to make a huge group of dude look like toddlers.

[–]FoolishGold 55 points56 points ago

It is the rule in war, if our forces are ten to the enemy's one, to surround him; if five to one, to attack him; if twice as numerous, to divide our army into two

[–]Lt_Oblivious 13 points14 points ago

Upvote for accurate and relevant Sun Tzu reference.

[–]article134 1 point2 points ago

"We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem of getting to these people and killing them."
Leweis B. "Chesty" Puller, Lt. Gen., USMC

[–]WanderingSpaceHopper 0 points1 point ago

I'm having trouble seeing why you would divide your army into two in the last case. Unless, of course, your plan is to just pin him down with one and take an important objective with the other.

[–]Nyarlathotep124 2 points3 points ago

Divide your enemy in two. Split his attention by attacking opposite sides of him.

[–]Nutshell38 3 points4 points ago

Kiting in real life.

[–]DrizzX 8 points9 points ago

All both of them. There was only two attacking him, the rest were either trying to hold said two back, or to calm the bad ass from his ass kicking spree.

[–]article134 1 point2 points ago

"calm the badass from his ass kicking spree" isn't used enough.

[–]jjbabajan 14 points15 points ago

He's the only one who knows how to fight, he has his guard up. You shouldn't attack chin first.

[–]mingus5 14 points15 points ago

Unless properly trained in Chin Kune Do.

[–]UncleTogie 7 points8 points ago

Unless properly trained in Chin Kune Do.

Grasshopper, your Chin Kune Do can be easily defeated with my Ti Kwan Leep.

Boot to the head! THOOMPH!

[–]mingus5 0 points1 point ago

Oh man... the last time I heard that song, I was listening to a Dr. Demento cassette while jumping on a trampoline and dodging bouncing croquet balls.

[–]runsoutofspace 1 point2 points ago

Face to foot technique.

[–]BitterBleu 20 points21 points ago

He's circling the rest of the men. It's a vital skill in fighting multiple people.

[–]Ontain 11 points12 points ago

old school fps taught me to circle strafe backwards when faced with numbers.

[–]RobotNinjaPirate 5 points6 points ago

And jump, don't forget to jump.

[–]article134 0 points1 point ago

and also mash all the buttons....

[–]Saffie91 11 points12 points ago

He is a turkish security guard/kick boxer.

[–]Jubei_08 5 points6 points ago

The guy in the white shirt kept getting dropped. That's some anger to keep getting up.

[–]Dronicusprime 5 points6 points ago

hacker!

[–]driftsc 3 points4 points ago

ODAISU!

[–]firenze334 3 points4 points ago

My dad used to have a 31 year old employee that kicked the ass of 7 policemen and 1 road patrol officer. This happened after they sprayed him some pepper spray, directly on his face.

My dad told me that when this guy was like 20, he had a fight against three Mexican federal agents. He won.

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 7 points8 points ago

If you watch it close he's only fighting two people.

[–]TrollingKevi 9 points10 points ago

3 people, one gets down, and he shoves a person trying to prevent the fight, then he tries to attack him.

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 2 points3 points ago

You're right.

[–]dubineer -3 points-2 points ago

Good observation. You're right! Didn't cop that.

[–]MrTurkle 2 points3 points ago

He must have been a trained fighter, no question he's done some if not a lot of boxing.

[–]murkinlol 2 points3 points ago

POWER OVERWHELMING

[–]saltysalor[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]RonBurgundy449 -1 points0 points ago

I was going to do just this if someone hadn't already, I like how one of them also has "god mode" in the title...

[–]article134 -5 points-4 points ago

downvote because useless.

[–]RonBurgundy449 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you're comment was more useless.

[–]TheCrazedMadman 1 point2 points ago

Story?

[–]MarquisDeSomething 1 point2 points ago

For some reason this reminds me of the fight scene in Oldboy: http://youtu.be/lnT0EgNZ7Kg

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of fighting in sleeping dogs.

[–]fennesz 0 points1 point ago

Hey I just found my new favorite .gif.

[–]Gabygz 1 point2 points ago

You know how to fight six men. We can teach you how to engage 600

[–]Cas3man 0 points1 point ago

killionnaire!

[–]SneakyArab -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of the old old video of Mike Vallely fighting a bunch of dudes, complete with DMX!

[–]Surfsideryan 0 points1 point ago

Mike Vallely is a bad ass mofo.

[–]danbball27 0 points1 point ago

Or he' s batman

[–]SPARTAN_TOASTER 1 point2 points ago

when ever you question in a movie why the all don't just attack at once here is your answer

[–]lala989 -1 points0 points ago

Just what the hay is going on here?!

[–]drunkbutterfly 0 points1 point ago

nah, it's just Old Boy

[–]Cybralisk 0 points1 point ago

I always love when the guy in the white shirt gets rocked mid-air at the end of the gif

[–]nodlehsmd 0 points1 point ago

Man, that guy in white is an idiot.

[–]jmanco 0 points1 point ago

Also known as PCP.

[–]Imissyourgirlfriend2 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing this one a long time ago. NOT complaining of repost, saying it's STILL funny!!

[–]lemmereddit 0 points1 point ago

I want to know what happened. Dammit, plot! I need plot!

[–]dgs55 0 points1 point ago

This reminded me too much of sleeping dogs.

[–]ListenChump 1 point2 points ago

White Shirt:

"First I'll punch!" (misses)

"Another punch!" (demolished)

"Now kick!" (hardly)

Finish with a bitchin' jump-kick! (mid-air K.O.)

[–]harrypalmer 0 points1 point ago

"Not fucking around mode"

[–]SuperTurtle 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure I'm not the only one here who thought the guy in the white shirt was the one fighting all the rest for the first few seconds just because the color of his shirt.

[–]Tigeroovy 0 points1 point ago

The best is when he shoves white shirt in the air and he just drops.

[–]VWBusMan 0 points1 point ago

Holly shit, did you see how the guy n the white shirt flew on the second punch he received from the guy??

[–]lordxakio 1 point2 points ago

those fucking NPCs...

[–]Zoupah -1 points0 points ago

Not to put his fight to shame but its actually only a 2v1, the same two guys keep coming at him. Everyone else is an onlooker / trying to break it up.

[–]Pictoru 0 points1 point ago

who said martial arts movies are not "realistic"?

[–]DrCripple 0 points1 point ago

Batman?

[–]sutto85 0 points1 point ago

Sleeping Dogs anyone?

[–]Gripe 0 points1 point ago

He has the footwork to keep his balance, and he throws nice punches. I smell extensive training in his past...

[–]ArseAssassin 0 points1 point ago

Was that a god damn dropkick?

[–]heylittlemouth 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I wish I had that kind of talent, I mean to have super speed and strength that would be amazing

[–]2ndtim3around 0 points1 point ago

So the movies ARE true, they do come at you one at a time.

[–]vitallity 0 points1 point ago

I have watched this video numerous times in my "Courage Nights" and this guys is a professional boxer from Turkey, I can't remember how he pissed them off, but someone can fill in. Thanks.

[–]bochelimaximus 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the Oldboy hallway fight scene.

[–]bowieinu1 0 points1 point ago

No he's just a boxer

[–]SatansBarber 0 points1 point ago

This is in Turkey, I remember watching this on the news :D

[–]Misha_Vozduh 1 point2 points ago

It's funny how, if this was in a movie, it would be perceived as completely unrealistic.

[–]rookie999 0 points1 point ago

Totally looks like Double Dragon

[–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

Godmode means it is harder. He must have it on very easy mode.

[–]Spudymo 0 points1 point ago

Badass fighter

[–]p47121ck 0 points1 point ago

[–]nuinbot 0 points1 point ago

I am stealing this image for future use. Thank you.

[–]ehy1993 -1 points0 points ago

[–]squireofrnew -1 points0 points ago

Nice repost.

[–]saltysalor[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks!

[–]johnfoof -2 points-1 points ago

I feel know I saw this somewhere before http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/NIYf9.gif