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[–]RICH_LITTLE 424 points425 points ago

You are way late on the Train Etiquette bandwagon.

[–]mamba_79 21 points22 points ago

The fact ratiug is so late makes them a perfect candidate for promoting the train network of Australia. Bravo!

[–]Cheddabezze 99 points100 points ago

So late, that it might be new to some members?

[–]tricil 45 points46 points ago

Are they still taking new members

[–]slycurgus 23 points24 points ago

There's an additional $20 late signup fee, but yes.

[–]00100100100 6 points7 points ago

Payable to me, PM me with your credit card number.

[–]manlymustache 6 points7 points ago

I don't know how to pm, If I post my credit card number here will you still take it?

[–]KennyPowersCEO 2 points3 points ago

When you post your credit card number on here it blocks out everything but the last 4 digits. *--***-9578, see?

[–]LtPwner 4 points5 points ago

hunter2-9846

[–]00100100100 5 points6 points ago

Yes, but if you post here I will also require your social security number for verification purposes.

[–]LordJelly 4 points5 points ago

GUYS, I THINK THIS IS A SCAM! I DON'T THINK 00100100100 WORKS FOR THE TRAIN ETIQUETTE DEPARTMENT!

[–]MasterAardwolf 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/9iujt.jpg

[–]NoNeedForAName 7 points8 points ago

And apparently the jpeg degrades over time.

[–]Takuya-san 6 points7 points ago

needsmorejpeg.jpeg

[–]scira 6 points7 points ago

Choo choo motherfuckers?

[–]sobe86 5 points6 points ago

What's the current bandwagon?

[–]Cheddabezze 53 points54 points ago

Hidden rooms with super secret doors... At least that was the bandwagon yesterday.

[–]KingLatifah 23 points24 points ago

I'm still upset the blob fish thing was so short lived.

[–]GhostlyDegree 6 points7 points ago

Today it seems to be who can make the best meme with people on the FBI's most wanted list.

[–]delicatelittleflower 1 point2 points ago

This today, secret doors should still be good too.

[–]ronaldwatson1 0 points1 point ago

ALL ABOAAAAAAARD

[–]Chief_H 0 points1 point ago

slowpoke.jpg

[–]usernumber85 0 points1 point ago

Just thinking "not this again..."

[–]MrHashish 0 points1 point ago

Can you remind me of the sub for these?

[–]methinks2015 255 points256 points ago

That meme was funny while it lasted.

But it was put to rest months ago.

[–]TomHanks12 53 points54 points ago

I really liked it though

[–]Lee13412 4 points5 points ago

It died off before it got too overused which is the way all trends on reddit should be

[–]Finance_Believer 22 points23 points ago

I am just happy that everyone knows about Queensland now, QUEENSLANDER!!!!

[–]BadBoyJH 15 points16 points ago

Enjoy your cane toads northerner. :P

[–]Finance_Believer 10 points11 points ago

Summer is coming....

[–]Lorahalo 7 points8 points ago

Hunting cane toads with a cricket bat is a true Queensland past time.

[–]THERON_13 4 points5 points ago

Isn't there some video of someone shooting one out of a pressurized gas gun? That would be interesting.

[–]ShivaNZ 1 point2 points ago

My five year old nephew brought one into the house.. it was his friend T_T

[–]lucasreher 6 points7 points ago

YEE MATE!

[–]Tony_AbbottPBUH 0 points1 point ago

eat a dick qld scum

[–]Finance_Believer 1 point2 points ago

Logical rebuttal....

[–]beergoggles69 -1 points0 points ago

Now the rest of the world knows not to care about you.

[–]FiMack 1 point2 points ago

Sadly, those of us that use Queensland Rail are still subject to the real version.

[–]chutuk 28 points29 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/trainetiquette

[–]dru1138 10 points11 points ago

of course there's a subreddit. Why am i even surprised anymore?

[–]andrewdrewdrew 61 points62 points ago

lack of cunt

[–]trampus1 24 points25 points ago

There's no way she'd die from the throat slitting before a train that close got her. Luke probably got creamed, too.

Way to fuck it up, Luke.

[–]Djirish 78 points79 points ago

This is hilarious. Not wtf worthy at all.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 7 points8 points ago

WOULDN'T IT BE SUPER GREAT IF THE MODS IN HERE ACTUALLY DID SOME MODDING?????

[–]sircheddar 8 points9 points ago

Is it just my monitor, or can everyone else see the clear outlines around the words where it's been photoshopped in?

[–]RouseHouse1013 11 points12 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/cvEsj.jpg

[–]lots_of_sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure this was photoshopped? It looks so realistic, but you can never be sure.

[–]jungoh -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations, redditor! You have reached level 7. You have recieved the pixelvision power-up, use it for great karma.

[–]Aarononlepoop 2 points3 points ago

Dw, I thought it was funny man.

[–]ohgodwhyguy 21 points22 points ago

Who upvotes this shit?

[–]Epistaxis 42 points43 points ago

College freshmen who've just discovered reddit.

[–]ForgettableUsername 6 points7 points ago

Does anyone that old read Reddit?

[–]pathartl 10 points11 points ago

Sorry, who are you?

[–]ForgettableUsername 7 points8 points ago

My name is Captain Elias Stormfield.

[–]safe_plagiarism 4 points5 points ago

People browsing the new section of /r/WTF. Their votes are worth more, due to reddit's system. If you hate what the subreddit members vote up, you need to be spending more time in new, contributing to the upvoting of quality submissions.

If you were in the new section, and only left to check the front page for a moment when you saw this, then I apologize. However, if you haven't been going to new, don't complain about what gets voted to the front page.

[–]Ray8157 2 points3 points ago

this just stretches the meme way past what made it funny before.

[–]jasonlitherland 2 points3 points ago

no. no. no. no. no. NO. not this shit again.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

Didn't someone make one of these that made fun of people trying to flog this uncreative joke really early on, and essentialy stymied the whole attempted comedy based on them? I guess now that that's passed out of our collective memories, we can go back to doing them?

imma submit a few right now ...

[–]Hexode 3 points4 points ago

Please don't start this again

[–]Buttpudding 3 points4 points ago

I thought I was done with this stupid fucking meme when I unsubbed from r/funny

[–]Epistaxis 3 points4 points ago

TIL there used to be a Queensland train etiquette meme.

[–]ThunderMethTiger 4 points5 points ago

These are getting worse...

[–]madarapt1 0 points1 point ago

i love these.

[–]micahshell 2 points3 points ago

Reminds of Gantz..

[–]__TheFreshPrince -1 points0 points ago

I hereby vow never to upvote or comment this meme ever again. It is done, just let it die in peace.

[–]InitiallyAnAsshole -1 points0 points ago

Wut

[–]Aiden_514 1 point2 points ago

I see we're back to these...

[–]stucktogether -1 points0 points ago

Were you one of the refs for the Packers game?

[–]lchamp67 -1 points0 points ago

scariest part of this: my name is Luci and my bf's name is Luke. True story.

[–]I_Like_Trains69 1 point2 points ago

I like these

[–]SproothMooth -1 points0 points ago

Queensland Rail, how we all love you.

[–]Vargolol -1 points0 points ago

What a guy, always making sure people get what they need.

[–]MufasadaRasta 1 point2 points ago

Not this shit again, I thought we were over this.

[–]goldplatedbullits 0 points1 point ago

QueenslandFail. Did nobody else notice that?

[–]FiMack 0 points1 point ago

Everyone south of Qld sure did. Years ago.

[–]Whoduzthat 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha I love these pictures!

[–]TrizzyG 0 points1 point ago

He looked like a nice guy before I read the text.

[–]YPBTF2 0 points1 point ago

Why isn't Luke spelled with a capital L?

[–]FiMack 0 points1 point ago

It's from Qld. Incapable of words longer than two syllables, and capital letters can be a stretch.

[–]mma2358 0 points1 point ago

That escalated quickly

[–]mxjcmxjc 0 points1 point ago

Dafaq!

[–]stevedizzle84 0 points1 point ago

Is this s good guy greg? :P

[–]C0debreak 0 points1 point ago

Needs more jpeg

[–]daschnookle 0 points1 point ago

no

lucy got out by her vectors

[–]ReptarCat 0 points1 point ago

I read the last line in Cave Johnson's voice.

[–]nbaballer8227 0 points1 point ago

not this again

[–]jackedup388 0 points1 point ago

she was alive bleeding when the train killed her.

DAMMIT LUKE! you had ONE job!

[–]pkillaz 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny

[–]HarvestMoonfan 0 points1 point ago

This one's too harsh. Wow.

[–]ExxL -1 points0 points ago

That, is fucked up.

[–]wayndom 2 points3 points ago

"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror, like his passengers."

  • Emo Philips

[–]abe2323 -1 points0 points ago

Good on you Luke

[–]Duraace -2 points-1 points ago

Repost. Cool thanks so much.

[–]Shoeboxes0 -2 points-1 points ago

This again?

[–]udjh 0 points1 point ago

OH COME ON! I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS TRAIN ETIQUETTE SHIT!

[–]LoftyDog 0 points1 point ago

You would think so since it's super simple stuff.

[–]Twitchifies -2 points-1 points ago

Nice one !

[–]NotRichBarr -2 points-1 points ago

I've never heard of this "meme" before.

[–]reckl3ss -3 points-2 points ago

GOOD WORK LUKE!

[–]adredditor -2 points-1 points ago

the bitch had to die. along with the meme.

[–]nanananaIKEMAN 0 points1 point ago

This is impeccable logic.

[–]the_ghost00 -2 points-1 points ago

I think maybe I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]svanbo -2 points-1 points ago

Yeeeaahh

[–]aairez -2 points-1 points ago

Luke seems like a stand up guy

[–]CandyPie725 -2 points-1 points ago

use the force luke

[–]16sos -2 points-1 points ago

My kind of guy.

[–]mooman86 0 points1 point ago

r/funny..

[–]UpvotesMakeMeSick -2 points-1 points ago

Yolo #swagtraininbound #choochoo

[–]Chip_Smith 0 points1 point ago

Good on ya, Luke

[–]nchrist4 -1 points0 points ago

there are way too many pixels there for my liking

[–]yoshi_thecreator -3 points-2 points ago

http://imgur.com/gallery/GxTnK

[–]Herpinderpitee -5 points-4 points ago

Reluctantly upvoted despite shitty title and wrong subreddit.

[–]lizardwizardboy97 -4 points-3 points ago

why much kills ppl thos day......\ why dint peace ??

[–]shiny0987 -3 points-2 points ago

Does anyone else pronounce "wat" as "waht"?

[–]Seamonkeyknifefight -2 points-1 points ago

Good on you Luke!

[–]fail_girl -1 points0 points ago

Heh, I laughed. How long ago was this popular?

[–]awkward-ginger -3 points-2 points ago

Common courtesy.

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