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[–]Juiceman17 154 points155 points ago

That is the face of satisfaction.

[–]WutsUp 76 points77 points ago

Tongue first into the pizza, beautiful.

[–]donpapillon 30 points31 points ago

"We meet again, my faithful lover"

"I couldn't wait any longer"

[–]FarmerTedd 12 points13 points ago

Pepperoni to the back of the throat, kinky?

[–]Nefarious_Lobster -1 points0 points ago

Pizza is pretty kinky, can't deny it.

[–]ribena_wrath 9 points10 points ago

I fucking love this gif. Such a range of emotions on the guys face. It starts with a slight sadness, and then a relieved joy when he opens his mouth. Which is way too early btw!

[–]iBMCi -3 points-2 points ago

The face of deep dish happiness.

[–]Ultimaac0 65 points66 points ago

Ah yes...the pizza pocket.

[–]ludikolo 50 points51 points ago

context: that pouch was supposed to hold The Office(US): Sabre's version of the iPad: The Pyramid Tablet

[–]huevos 22 points23 points ago

Unleash the power of the pyramid!

[–]wtuckerCSAB 6 points7 points ago

Without the battery pack and the optional memory booster, it's barely three pounds!

[–]Contrapaul 15 points16 points ago

Wifi... Is coming in 2013.

[–]dayyim 89 points90 points ago

Anyone else think he had a ponytail?

[–]FarmerTedd 12 points13 points ago

[–]TheTegalad 12 points13 points ago

Got to love Stanley

[–]jimdog1231 12 points13 points ago

Stanley the manly

[–]CaptainChunks 9 points10 points ago

DID I STUTTA?

[–]sonickoala 2 points3 points ago

Florida Stanley is fun Stanley

[–]rconnelly20 22 points23 points ago

you know what stanley? If you dont like it you can go to the back of the bus.

[–]KingPillow 11 points12 points ago

Eeexxuse mmme...

[–]WerehavingaFIRE_sale 7 points8 points ago

Or the front of the bus! Or drive the bus!

[–]KingPillow 17 points18 points ago

BOY, HAVE YOU LOST YO' MIND, CAUSE I'LL HELP YA FIND IT!

[–]RACE_IDENTIFIER 2 points3 points ago

HEP YA

theres no L

[–]Larry_G 13 points14 points ago

Got 99 problems but a snack aint one

[–]kurtozan251 3 points4 points ago

I don't remember him being so fat.

[–]yuruku 2 points3 points ago

I think it's the dress shirt, the sleeves are massive.

[–]sAlander4 0 points1 point ago

new season of office has started?

[–]Jrodkin 3 points4 points ago

I think soon

[–]mylescox 2 points3 points ago

September 20.

[–]ilovethissong 2 points3 points ago

It's a pizza pocket

[–]Oralmaster 4 points5 points ago

May be old, but I still got a chuckle out of it

[–]Andewz111 5 points6 points ago

Old? It's from March.

[–]Tickle-Monster 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, but in internet time that might as well be a decade.

[–]yuruku 2 points3 points ago

I just caught up about a month ago and it feels like its been a few years since the last season.

[–]hyamsdv 1 point2 points ago

Stanley...

[–]Dickbeard_The_Pirate 2 points3 points ago

Why has nobody turned this into an upvote .gif?

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[–]wezdog1 2 points3 points ago

lies

Edit: this person said you can't eat upvotes. Challenge accepted.

[–]Daler_Mehndi 1 point2 points ago

Not with that attitude you can't.

[–]Reqol 1 point2 points ago

... I need a pizza pouch.

[–]ColoBB 0 points1 point ago

keep on working even if it's lunch time :D

[–]BloodiedEruption 0 points1 point ago

What even... WHAT?

[–]forever_the_optimist 0 points1 point ago

What a great way to eat pizza!

[–]handsprings614 0 points1 point ago

it's business time.

[–]iPity 0 points1 point ago

That pocket is hot!

[–]PhazonZim 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Freedom Flask has some serious competition here.

[–]couchpole 0 points1 point ago

It really bugs me that it never actually shows him taking a bite

[–]hatesyolo01 0 points1 point ago

My new personal idol right there.

[–]elikdawson 0 points1 point ago

I am guilty of this.

[–]NottaGrammerNasi 0 points1 point ago

Does it weird/gross out anyone else when people stick their tongues out when eating food? Or am I just the wierdo?

[–]coachfromcheers 0 points1 point ago

The most essential on-set tool a grip can own!

[–]bunnicorn 1 point2 points ago

This gif makes it look like Stanley has a pony tail.

[–]hitmenow -1 points0 points ago

Why is he sticking his tongue out to eat the pizza?

[–]wwleaf 0 points1 point ago

Because Stanley.

[–]SpaceNinjaOL 0 points1 point ago

This. This is a necessity for stoners

[–]ianwashere 0 points1 point ago

Someone PLEASE photoshop the pizza out of this.

[–]cocktastic_voyage -1 points0 points ago

I like his ponytail.

[–]theKinkajou 0 points1 point ago

Does Mike Birbiglia know this exists?

[–]Crocquack 0 points1 point ago

No. It's pizza time.

[–]Yeroc1422 0 points1 point ago

False. He says "Ahh blow back".

[–]JLRD4L 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly, pizza.

[–]iseeee -1 points0 points ago

You have to many damn frontpage posts

[–]Sigma207 -1 points0 points ago

Dafuq

[–]Seemseasy 0 points1 point ago

Oh goodness, imagine the sweaty, greasy, sticky mess on his shirt and moobs. The price of instant pizza is high.

[–]evoim3 0 points1 point ago

Say what you want, as much as the show has lost a good piece of it's magic, characters like Stanley and Phyliss carried the show for the past year without Michael.

I mean, "Shove it up yo butt"? Comedy. Gold.

Such a shame it's ending this year :(

[–]weez_the_juice 0 points1 point ago

Wait a second... DOES Stanley have a mustache?

[–]Lordscoot 0 points1 point ago

I honestly thought KFC was gonna pop out not pizza. But that pizza looks mighty tasty. I wish i had that mans pizza holder. I could really use one of those.

[–]epleno 0 points1 point ago

[–]MrAgoo 0 points1 point ago

"everyone loves pizza. Even black people like pizza. Do black people like pizza?"

[–]cobaltgiant 0 points1 point ago

Why doesn't he look happy? he's about to eat a pizza

[–]slugger124 0 points1 point ago

Now I'm reading everything in Stanley's voice

[–]poopstickinyobooty 0 points1 point ago

PIZZA SAY WHAT?

[–]Pandalikeschicken 0 points1 point ago

I really want to give him and his utility pack a hug.

[–]fail_girl 0 points1 point ago

I'd want this, but around my waist. It'd be my pizza holster. :)

[–]maybe21 -1 points0 points ago

Is that stanly?

[–]UhOhOreo2012 1 point2 points ago

I love this show, makes me laugh all the damn time.

[–]zalemam -1 points0 points ago

dat tongue

[–]overused-meme-alert -2 points-1 points ago

dat tongue

ding ding ding

.

[–]SuperWaljer -3 points-2 points ago

Only in 'merica will you see a huge black guy carry his pizza in a baby pack