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[–]iDirtyDianaX 70 points71 points ago

A little dark, don't ya think?

[–]rosswebb89 19 points20 points ago

Ba dum dum tssshh

[–]scrambles57 22 points23 points ago

This wasn't "fixed." There are tons of these. And this one has been reposted many times.

[–]original-finder 45 points46 points ago

Original Submission (100%): Welcome aboard! [D]

Posted: 5h before this post by jOmznezz (fixed by elige23)

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[–]McJaeger 41 points42 points ago

Almost buddy, almost.

[–]Chosetheunchosen 13 points14 points ago

subreddit /4chan top of all time... 3rd one down http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ramkc/oh_b/ 5 months ago

[–]MACHOMAN-RANDYSAVAGE 10 points11 points ago

That post should be titled "Welcome to F7u12".

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[–]TurdsMaGee 1 point2 points ago

Affirmative action is not cool

[–]ieattime20 1 point2 points ago

Less cool than AA: socially motivated and pathological race/income disparities.

[–]HiImGarrett 16 points17 points ago

Why is Reddit filled with racism?

[–]ieattime20 4 points5 points ago

Reddit is definitely filled with racism, but pointing out that prison systems are absurdly willing to "admit" (read: condemn) people to the institution on the basis of their race is the opposite of racism. It's awareness.

[–]ranger_carn 14 points15 points ago

Because everybody's a little bit racist

[–]PersonPersona 0 points1 point ago

How is this cartoon racist? Black people are overrepresented in the prison system. That's a fact. Whether you think that this is due to increased levels of poverty among black people (a rational conclusion) or that black people are somehow naturally inclined to criminal acts (a racist conclusion) is left completely up to the viewer.

[–]HiImGarrett 10 points11 points ago

The cartoon is racist because he is admitted into jail solely because he is black.

[–]thegirlwhocan 1 point2 points ago

the cartoon is reflecting reality. Reality is racist, the cartoon is not.

[–]Nohing 0 points1 point ago

I agree with you and I have no idea why you would be downvoted. Higher incarceration rates for blacks is a symptom of a racist society, not the race itself. This cartoon isn't being critical of a race, its being critical of a racist system.

[–]mtbaird5687 -2 points-1 points ago

hey, take it to SRS bud

[–]HiImGarrett 5 points6 points ago

I'm not your bud, pal.

[–]Dresden0910 1 point2 points ago

I'm not your pal, guy

[–]HiImGarrett 0 points1 point ago

I'm not your guy, friendo.

[–]Dresden0910 0 points1 point ago

I'm not your friendo, fella

[–]blisf 6 points7 points ago

This is rasict.

[–]scsk8r831 -5 points-4 points ago

Racist* But you are probably black and don't know how to spell anyway.

[–]blisf 0 points1 point ago

Funny. Not black, but im from Israel so english is not my native.

[–]HiImGarrett -4 points-3 points ago

Are you retarded?

[–]ieattime20 6 points7 points ago

Scumbag social awareness: Calls out racism, uses a tragic mental disorder as a casual insult.

[–]Kubaker1 1 point2 points ago

Whoa, don't want to upset the 'tards! Also, he's racist, not retarded.

[–]TheRabbitBandit 0 points1 point ago

Nice repost brah

[–]AnalBurns 4 points5 points ago

It's not like racist or offensive or anything...

[–]wholetyouinhere 4 points5 points ago

[ x ] Unfunny [ x ] Unoriginal [ x ] Racist

That settles it. Welcome to the front page!

[–]ItWillBeMine 5 points6 points ago

This should be in r/imgoingtohellforthis

Reddit has been so racist lately. Fuck that.

[–]Reisor[!] 0 points1 point ago

Tears.

[–]scrovak 2 points3 points ago

Ahahahahaha IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!!!

Fuck off.

-A white guy

[–]BTE 2 points3 points ago

Does it matter that you're white?

[–]scrovak 4 points5 points ago

Shows that it's not just offensive to black people...

[–]riptaway -5 points-4 points ago

You're so much better than other white people now!

[–]jlongc 2 points3 points ago

I think this belongs in /r/ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]Makzemann 13 points14 points ago

No, it doesn't.

[–]lmrm7 -5 points-4 points ago

I believe you're right.

[–]OnlyAMuffin 4 points5 points ago

not funny.

[–]LarksCall 3 points4 points ago

man it's one thing to make a racist joke, but a racist joke that isn't the slightest bit clever? That's double awful.

[–]MobyDank 1 point2 points ago

4chaaaan

[–]rignator -1 points0 points ago

so it's only racist when i say it!

[–]20276498 0 points1 point ago

[–]FistYourSon 0 points1 point ago

Finally some nigger haters!

[–]big_shmegma -2 points-1 points ago

fuck you guys, this is the first real laugh i've had on reddit all day.

[–]Ixilary -4 points-3 points ago

This isn't racism, it's just a joke.

Don't be so oversensitive, guys.

[–]this_is_mihub -1 points0 points ago

[–]Lakshata -1 points0 points ago

Blatant racism is fun.

[–]nataliaspeaks[!] -5 points-4 points ago

Sometimes jokes perpetuate racism more than the joke being actually funny. This is one of those jokes.

EDIT: Holy shit, cake day.

[–]guesswhostalkin -1 points0 points ago

Happy cake day!

[–]nataliaspeaks[!] -3 points-2 points ago

Thank you! :D

[–]guesswhostalkin 4 points5 points ago

Why are we getting downvotes?

[–]nataliaspeaks[!] 4 points5 points ago

I have no idea, reddit apparently loves reposts and hates cakes.

[–]guesswhostalkin 2 points3 points ago

You've got a point there, As soon as you mentioned your cake day in that above post, your karma literally reversed.

[–]xXsayomiXx 0 points1 point ago

i hate when people post cyanide and happiness on reddit

[–]soulknight56 -5 points-4 points ago

Would not be shocked if this was an actual comic form C&H

[–]SConnelly53 2 points3 points ago

Seriously? This gets fixed and posted all the time. Mostly in comments.

[–]Calsun -3 points-2 points ago

If only instead of jail it said "College" it would be true to life.

[–]Gundamnitpete -4 points-3 points ago

I feel bad for C&A. They really should get the karma.

[–]DarlingDont 1 point2 points ago

*C&H

[–]Gundamnitpete 1 point2 points ago

That explains the downvotes....

[–]Catsfosho -4 points-3 points ago

In the first panel the white one looks like Stephen Colbert

[–]vaginabeard -3 points-2 points ago