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[–]tronn4 9 points10 points ago

Someone found an old ass picture!

[–]Curtalius 4 points5 points ago

i read that as "an old ass-picture!"... fucking xkcd

[–]m0use44 2 points3 points ago

I do this all the time now. Thanks, Randall.

[–]Trollatio_Caine 18 points19 points ago

The person who named this is really an ass wipe.

[–]lethargicwalrus 6 points7 points ago

I heard his name was Kid Marx

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 4 points5 points ago

He was a bit of a stuck-up asshole.

[–]MrArmadillo 2 points3 points ago

It's pronounced "ass-weep-ay".

[–]CoolMcDouche 13 points14 points ago

I remember seeing this sometime around 2004.

[–]fosiacat 1 point2 points ago

yup, that's about when the company i worked for was buying it

[–]RocketJohn5 4 points5 points ago

Where is this sold?

[–]Shamson 1 point2 points ago

I lolled when she was like "They've sold over one THOUSAND rolls!" I work at wal-mart. I probably sell more than 10-12 times that in a day.

[–]cyberslick188 0 points1 point ago

You, personally?

You are a shit ticket salesmen?

[–]Shamson 1 point2 points ago

The professional term is "After dinner rolls". When you've been in the business as long as I have you take it seriously.

[–]ZapRowsdower14 0 points1 point ago

I've always been confused when I see girls in line at the cash register buying toilet paper. They don't poop, so why do they need it?

[–]cyberslick188 1 point2 points ago

Sexy mummy Halloween costumes.

[–]Schobbo 2 points3 points ago

I would buy that

[–]Blazeinpain 1 point2 points ago

I'd buy it

[–]noobbuster 0 points1 point ago

Ill sue them if its not 2 ply

[–]JaneRenee 0 points1 point ago

Look at the pic.

[–]sexypanda915 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of when my dad gave my step brother a roll of toilet paper for his birthday and on the wrapping it said "GENERIC TOILET PAPER: for cheap ass-holes" good times.

[–]K__a__M__I 1 point2 points ago

My current TP is called "Happy Ending". I just had to buy that.

[–]ImAFlyingWhale 0 points1 point ago

...Shit tickets.

[–]RogueKitteh 0 points1 point ago

Now this is a repost I can wipe my ass with.

[–]fosiacat 1 point2 points ago

wow, i haven't seen this in years. the company i used to work for (tekserve, in NYC) used to buy this.

[–]Arseface 1 point2 points ago

I sent a case of this stuff to the soldiers overseas. I often wonder what their reaction was.

[–]RalphWasntHere 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The perfect product name. 2coms 26pts 12dys funny
Best Toilet Paper Name in The World - Found in China 257coms 1891pts 1yr reddit.com
Sometimes too much honesty is a bad thing 4coms 28pts 10mos funny

source: karmadecay

Huh?

[–]Agent_41[S] 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I never knew about Karma Decay until you posted about it. Thanks for the info, I'll definitely be using this site in the future to ensure I don't post reposts!

P.S. Sorry for the apparent repost P.P.S. I'm a noob on Reddit, this is the second post I ever made, derp

[–]indiebass 1 point2 points ago

I used to order this toilet paper... several cases in fact. It was actually a great product. Unfortunately, it is no longer produced. I have one roll left for posterity, but if they made it again I'd buy another case tomorrow.

[–]darrylayo 1 point2 points ago

My old housemate bought like a hundred rolls of these. They're like environmentally conscious. Anyway, I'm glad this is what the image was.

[–]cakez_ 0 points1 point ago

I would wipe the shit out of my ass with that TP.

Ow that sounded really really bad.

Sorry.

[–]WaxingGibbons 0 points1 point ago

Here's a slightly more littoral toilet paper name

imgur.com/N5orZ

[–]neogetz 0 points1 point ago

Original perforated toilet paper was made by a guy called Thomas Crapper

[–]Sommiel 0 points1 point ago

As someone that ordered in cases online... it was really good toilet paper. As far as toilet paper goes.

[–]phyreseed 0 points1 point ago

I have an early sample for that TP that they sent out to anyone who asked, as a promotion!

So awesome.

[–]deshid13 0 points1 point ago

you have not really been on reddit that long if you have not seen this before.

[–]blackhagardz12324 -1 points0 points ago

Its called that for a reson

[–]tier22 -1 points0 points ago

i shit you not.

:3