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[–]Pickledsoul 149 points150 points ago

its making custard.

[–]Spiveym1 80 points81 points ago

Tubby custard.

[–]apathae 15 points16 points ago

Yay!

Oh, the second one wants custard too? That’s a little repetitive.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Mujutsu -1 points0 points ago

Wat?

[–]Unsure_Of_Opinion -1 points0 points ago

That link was purple...

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

[–]Riktenkay 0 points1 point ago

Again! Again again!

[–]meatwad75892 11 points12 points ago

[–]hatesyolo01 5 points6 points ago

Oh how connotations change over the years...ಠ_ಠ

[–]egophony 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, I'm not clicking on that.

[–]sedatedsloth 21 points22 points ago

tubby tustaaard

[–]jeffybills 0 points1 point ago

And I had to be eating frozen custard too...

[–]Shizey 20 points21 points ago

Even funnier, the machine's set on blow

[–]nosehat 7 points8 points ago

NSFW

apparently.

[–]Nipplemelter 5 points6 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]thunder_cranium 3 points4 points ago

Teletubbies are pretty hard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biE6IcTAdtY

[–]lmdrasil 0 points1 point ago

Vintage custard, it's black and white after all.

[–]acokanahaf 182 points183 points ago

Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.

Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!

[–]Frase 32 points33 points ago

Gale swallows!

[–]Raawd 33 points34 points ago

[–]lunartree 8 points9 points ago

"Nasty ass vacuum fuckers..."

[–]aftermath966 7 points8 points ago

I SAID DON'T BOTHER ME WHILE I'M CLEANING MY ROOM!!

[–]Timid_Pimp 2 points3 points ago

[–]darkness09 16 points17 points ago

Was that from scary movie?

[–]acokanahaf 15 points16 points ago

Bingo!

[–]highchaos 4 points5 points ago

Many people are severely injured every year due to dicks in vacuums. Only you can prevent dick injury.

[–]intensive-porpoise 1 point2 points ago

Try a breast pump. Ii's great.

[–]Joel_W 34 points35 points ago

Naughty Noo-Noo!

[–]glaedr 4 points5 points ago

finally found this comment.

[–]MrMelty 121 points122 points ago

He's getting his dick sucked, dumbass.

[–]19-15-12-1-11 32 points33 points ago

If you look at the switch on the robot's chin you'll realise he's getting blown. Hence, blow-job.

[–]Dragday 22 points23 points ago

Why do we call it blowjob and not suckjob?

[–]ditoa 20 points21 points ago

Because it makes the guy blow his load

[–]Mayor_Goldie_Wilson 13 points14 points ago

So does a handjob..

[–]thefreq 20 points21 points ago

It's called a handjob because it makes the guy say "That was nice, I've gotta hand it to you"

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[–]DudeWithTheNose 11 points12 points ago

does a handjob make the gave hand his load over to the partner?

Edit: I'm retarded.

Edit2: what I meant to was "Does a handjob make the guy hand over his load to his partner?

[–]youarealldumbasses 17 points18 points ago

Wat?

[–]KABLAMO17 19 points20 points ago

It's like he's trying to convey some sort of message to us...what could it be??

[–]PuroMichoacan 3 points4 points ago

Appears to be English words in ramdom order.

[–]DudeWithTheNose 4 points5 points ago

Who the hell knows?

[–]PuroMichoacan 0 points1 point ago

No, It's a handjob because your using your hand to masturbate your partner.

[–]DrummerHead 1 point2 points ago

That is babby made how!

[–]Gob_ 7 points8 points ago

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

[–]Dragday 4 points5 points ago

Why when we search for something for the first time to know more about it,, it is called research?

[–]Blakdragon39 1 point2 points ago

What on Earth is a parkway? From the context, I can only assume it's a road, but it feels like that word was made up just for this joke...

[–]Gob_ 1 point2 points ago

Oh I thought it was common. Maybe New Jersey is just weird.

Edit: It's basically another term for "expressway."

[–]Blakdragon39 0 points1 point ago

Hm sounds like a freeway? That's what we call them in Canada. Highways outside of the city, and freeways inside. Interesting.

[–]liqdnitro 0 points1 point ago

I read once (on reddit, so take it with a grain of salt) that it is short for a "down-below job".

[–]kaixian0011 0 points1 point ago

Because the job blows for the women. (sucks) - no puns intended

Hence a blowjob.

[–]avatar28 1 point2 points ago

The phrase "blow job," for oral-genital sex performed on a male, is surprisingly new in terms of its widespread understanding and usage. It started to appear in slang dictionaries in the 1960s, around the time pop icon Andy Warhol released his film Blow Job, containing several explicit depictions of the act. Earlier the term had been used by college men, prostitutes, and printed in underground pornography, but it was not yet commonplace.

To many Americans in the 1940s and 1950s a "blow job" was a faster-then-the-speed-of-sound "jet airplane." It took off and gave everyone nearby a "blow job." The Thesaurus of American Slang (1953) records an example of this usage from an issue of the San Francisco Examiner in 1945: "A P-59 jet propelled Airacomet, affectionately called the 'blow job' by flyers, will make several flights in 1946."

Linguist think the sexual connotation of "blow job" evolved from "blowoff," an expression meaning to finish off, to climax, to end. "Blowoff" in this sense is related to "blow off steam," to put an end to a emotionally frustrating experience. When a prostitute gave a client a blow job she was helping him "blow off" the steam of sexual arousal. In the 1930s, street-walkers offered oral sex with the phrase "I'll blow you off." It suggests 'I'll cool you down,' 'I'll release your steam.'

Some linguists think the term "blow job" evolved gradually from an eighteenth century European name for a prostitute, blower. A popular name for penis at the time was "whorepipe," and it is easy to see how the woman who played the instrument came to be called a "blower." But was the act called a "blow job?" There's no indication of that.

Today the word is commonplace, uttered as often by women as men. In the following limerick, a widow has just had her cheating husband's body cremated and is about to dispose of his ashes:

A bitter new widow, quite tough,    
To her mate's ashes said in a huff,
"You've diddled young girls,
Never brought me no pearls,
And wanted me to blow you - so puff!"

Source

[–]FappingAsYouReadThis 2 points3 points ago

Because a suckjob sounds painful and unpleasant.

I stole this punchline from another Redditor. If you're reading this, I love you.

[–]degjo 1 point2 points ago

Would you rather be sucked off or blown off?

[–]Placktus 3 points4 points ago

How do you look?

[–]UncleJesticle 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure you blow on it like a birthday candle.

[–]TsunamiTreats 0 points1 point ago

Technically, it's called the Hoover maneuver. Ftfy

[–]anxietyvoyage 22 points23 points ago

Clearly he's vacuuming carpet.

[–]Ahthurungnone 1 point2 points ago

Actually if you look closely you can see it's on Blow.

[–]e5x 25 points26 points ago

Getting photoshopped badly.

[–]sk8hovi 10 points11 points ago

This gave me the worst idea ill ever have.

[–]IamTypingWithOneHand 6 points7 points ago

R.I.P sk8hovi's dick.

[–]Mondo_Dogs_Rule 9 points10 points ago

raping a drugged vaccuum cleaner!

[–]anthrocide 7 points8 points ago

That vacuum appears to be sucking off a tinky winky

[–]PantsMcShirt 14 points15 points ago

And now we know the secret ingredient of tubby custard.

[–]skull121 7 points8 points ago

Its on blow mode as well!

[–]DirtySnickers 14 points15 points ago

Look at his eyes! Gotta love subliminal messaging.

[–]LamesWeirdington 3 points4 points ago

MFW I discovered the spouts in the pool.

[–]telegrams 2 points3 points ago

there's a chuck palahniuk story that goes along these lines...

[–]LamesWeirdington 0 points1 point ago

UGH don't remind me haha... There's also that masturbation story..

[–]Satosky 2 points3 points ago

[–]Slits_ 0 points1 point ago

i was hoping this was in here somewhere

[–]Sokonomi 0 points1 point ago

Notice the switch on the belly of the machine.

[–]GrooveCombo 2 points3 points ago

Obviously getting a blow job.

[–]ahoose1 2 points3 points ago

Poe is gettin his dick sucked!

[–]hugo97 -1 points0 points ago

My childhood just got slapped in the face.

[–]khortonworld 2 points3 points ago

making jam for their tele-toast

[–]inode 2 points3 points ago

Any else remember this?

I was on this site way too much as a kid.

[–]mallol 1 point2 points ago

yep yep

[–]sillylionface 1 point2 points ago

I think the eyes rolling back into his head really sells this picture.

[–]Jigglypunk 3 points4 points ago

"We received this black-and-white photo from a source that wished to remain anonymous..."

[–]DeaditeQueen 1 point2 points ago

Most ppl say "blowjob" but I'm going a bit off the cuff and am going to say a demo of a foreskin cleaner for the uncircumcised..

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 1 point2 points ago

Getting sucked off by Thomas the Tank Engine's gay cousin?

[–]fizzl 2 points3 points ago

And why is it black and white? What is this, some crazy commie, sovjet teletubby?

[–]serrit 2 points3 points ago

Getting his cock suctioned like the purple fag he is. Did Falwell make no headway with you guys?

Heh. Headway.

[–]mrbobman15 0 points1 point ago

the thing on his head is very stiff

[–]s_toth 0 points1 point ago

obviously getting a blow job from a vacuum

[–]my2penniesworth 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's enjoying his orgasm.

[–]highchaos 0 points1 point ago

He is just creating some custard.

[–]RzK 2 points3 points ago

Noo Noo gives no fucks when he sucks

[–]tricky5903 1 point2 points ago

Notice the switch is set to blow.

[–]Plasmos -1 points0 points ago

Being Satan incarnate, as per usual.

[–]iSeven 0 points1 point ago

Hello! What are you doing with my uncle!

[–]just_some_gomer 0 points1 point ago

that's a beejer

[–]AB13 0 points1 point ago

He's steampunking.

[–]TubbyandthePoo-Bah 0 points1 point ago

That's how teletubbies recharge, you sick minded bastard!

[–]FuckMe-FuckYou 0 points1 point ago

Enjoying every second of it.

[–]K-rabMoney 0 points1 point ago

[–]Newman_McNasty -1 points0 points ago

Another childhood memory. Ruined.

[–]Tyaedalis -1 points0 points ago

This is fake. Look at the ridges in the hose where it bends.

[–]lebobathan 0 points1 point ago

yet another blow to the childhood.

[–]StencilPrinter -1 points0 points ago

Man, that series had everything.

[–]LoLs11 -1 points0 points ago

And thats the reson why teletubby is now banned in the usa or not being aired

[–]imgoingleft -1 points0 points ago

This is so old it's in black and white.

[–]Grimnirsbeard -1 points0 points ago

Take a wild guess.

[–]e1r4n 0 points1 point ago

This was the main inspiration for me putting the hoover to my private parts

[–]valeyard89 1 point2 points ago

It's Mega-maid! She's gone from suck to blow!

[–]drawdelove 0 points1 point ago

Noo, Noo is doing the no, no!

[–]Mister_Butters 0 points1 point ago

Illigal downloading is wrong.

[–]iamst3 0 points1 point ago

[–]Fudgeberrypie 0 points1 point ago

The guy who made the tellytubbys lives with my uncle. True story!

[–]balgoor 1 point2 points ago

I was so scared of that vacuum when I was younger.

[–]couferson -1 points0 points ago

shopped

[–]suprastang 1 point2 points ago

He's getting his money's worth.

[–]TaanaaT 0 points1 point ago

He's facefucking that elephant~

[–]UncleJesticle 0 points1 point ago

Damn, Noo-Noo! "Tinky Winky" means "Tinky Winky!"

[–]Bajimazabulumana -1 points0 points ago

Being photoshopped.

[–]TheInnerParty 0 points1 point ago

Had to be tinki-winki

[–]xwhy 0 points1 point ago

Hard to tell in black-and-white with no antennae showing, but it looks like Po. Wasn't Po a female teletubby?

If I remember from what I had to sit through, Dipsy was male, La La was female and Tinky Winky was the source of consternation.

[–]Bluedemonfox 0 points1 point ago

I always found this weird even as a kid...

[–]matt_the_great 0 points1 point ago

Have you seen the switch, it says blow

[–]Nvrkraze 1 point2 points ago

She went from suck to blow.

[–]rioki88 0 points1 point ago

I KNEW there was a reason why i thought the teletubbies was effing messed up...

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

Getting a NooNoo...

[–]yall_cray 0 points1 point ago

[–]5k0r3 0 points1 point ago

Seems like he's enjoying it , i mean look at his face!

[–]sheeshSGL 0 points1 point ago

I'm going with getting a hummer from a vacumn cleaner that's on LSD.

[–]Gr8teful_69 0 points1 point ago

I think that we need to get DJ Vance immediately. We dont want the this happening in the Yo-Gabba Gabba world. that would be insanity. What would it do to our children?

[–]failureisrelative 0 points1 point ago

As a professional teletubby tube usage expert, I can assure you that It's all very important.

[–]tg2387 0 points1 point ago

Trying to piss a urinal cake in half.

[–]ElkoSteve 0 points1 point ago

Oh, Nooter!

[–]EYMunk 0 points1 point ago

Ow!!! my childhood!

[–]maddav 1 point2 points ago

We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

[–]_fancychapeau_ 0 points1 point ago

At first it looks like the teletubby is face-fucking that swirly eyed contraption, but then you realize the vacuum is the active party vigorously blowing the teletubby. definitely consensual.

[–]Mrjetsondc 0 points1 point ago

Am I a furry if this turns me on?

[–]mshab356 0 points1 point ago

The lengths a vacuum cleaner will go to for some tubby custard...

[–]Wrinkled38 0 points1 point ago

He appears to be getting a BJ off of the noo-noo...

[–]Festral 0 points1 point ago

Having his insides cleaned out?

[–]KiddohAspire 0 points1 point ago

Forget beating around the bush, I'll give it to you straight.

CUMMING that teletubby is right in the middle of CUMMING.

[–]Zatveel 0 points1 point ago

This show gives me nightmares. Horrible nightmares.

[–]RavenPixie 0 points1 point ago

Blissing out?

[–]Erectile_Projectile 0 points1 point ago

I remember a episode where one of them shits on the floor and makes a square. find it and you will not be raped.

[–]rherm 0 points1 point ago

"I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!"

[–]kush_domain 0 points1 point ago

When I was a kid I got one of those algae-eating sucker fish for my fish tank and told my little sister she could name it.

From that day forward my algae eater was known as "Noo-Noo".

[–]JakeTheCake714 0 points1 point ago

He's just tryin to get his dick wet!

[–]trekbette 0 points1 point ago

That is an image that cannot be unseen.

[–]theseus82 0 points1 point ago

hypnodick.

[–]rokkuranx -1 points0 points ago

Brazzers

[–]tanmoney 0 points1 point ago

I told you not to disturb me while I am cleaning my room!!

[–]kingnutter 0 points1 point ago

I worked with Tinky Winky once.

[–]spires54 0 points1 point ago

Anyoone have a youtube link for this clip?

[–]MustacheWilliams 0 points1 point ago

The answer is in the eyes

[–]Amaroken 0 points1 point ago

The freaky sounds it makes doesn't really help out either. Somehow, i was always kinda bothered by that "creature" when i was little.

[–]shaunre 0 points1 point ago

Not harvesting sperm

[–]elloarch 1 point2 points ago

Its getting its telechubby sucked

[–]Sarlo_Akrobata 0 points1 point ago

Po-porn (i think the telletubby recievng a blowjob from a hybrid wacuum cleaner is Po, the red one).I always wondered where their dick was, now I have my answer

[–]DJWubWub 0 points1 point ago

"If you put your dick in that vacuum...it will rip your dick off."

[–]erinwaugh -1 points0 points ago

Cool story, Po.

[–]seth11111 0 points1 point ago

Get'n his dick sucked by a robot, what's it look like?

[–]Cavalier009 1 point2 points ago

Naughty Nunu.

[–]UhOhOreo2012 0 points1 point ago

His eyes......his eyes are rolling back.....WHAT THE FUCK CHILDHOOD?

[–]Haychay 0 points1 point ago

"I said don't disturb me while I'm vacuuming my room!" -doofy

[–]epithelia 0 points1 point ago

looks like nunu likes some penis.

[–]ekolis 0 points1 point ago

Imitating Kryten from Red Dwarf, clearly...

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

He just wants his Tubbytoast back, and he is willing to do anything to get it.

[–]sprinricco 0 points1 point ago

I actually saw this episode with a friend while coming down form an acid trip in the morning. Man, I've never been so confused in my whole life.

[–]eqqs 0 points1 point ago

Also, the switch is on blow.

[–]thats_so_neat 0 points1 point ago

dat feel

[–]griffinhamilton 0 points1 point ago

Childhood: ruined.

[–]trollolsmcguie 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmmm... oh yeah. You're a very very notty noo-noo...

[–]Ham_Rove 0 points1 point ago

I think we've all tried this at some point or another

[–]rstones1016 0 points1 point ago

umm WHAT THE FUCK

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

getting its dick sucked by the vacuum

[–]marino1310 0 points1 point ago

Its funny cause its set on blow... look at the switch

[–]OlDirtyBanana 0 points1 point ago

[–]RWN406 0 points1 point ago

Tubby tustard!

[–]Sterling674 1 point2 points ago

notice how the switch on the vaccum is on the "blow" setting?

[–]Riktenkay 0 points1 point ago

Tinky Winky there is hoping the suction will make his winky less tinky.

[–]pearlyblueclouds 0 points1 point ago

LOOK AT HIS EYES! HIS EYES!

[–]loconotion 0 points1 point ago

I like how it has both the suck and blow options switch at the bottom.

[–]skepelz11 0 points1 point ago

Look at his face. XD

[–]Anon_TheTerrible 0 points1 point ago

This show always scared me as a child.

[–]TomcatZ06 0 points1 point ago

Whatever it is, he is LOVING it.

[–]dbwoi 0 points1 point ago

[–]henry10937 -1 points0 points ago

Downvote because this should be on r/funny. This isn't r/wtf worthy. at all.

[–]RebelTactics 0 points1 point ago

Henry, you have to accept that the old /r/wtf is never coming back.

[–]bloodhoond 0 points1 point ago

SHOP

[–]Kungfucheez -2 points-1 points ago

The Law of The Vacuum states that all material forces of the universe abhor the vacuum and rush to fill each hole, opening, void, blank page, field of clarity or empty moment with image, garbage, sound and fury, often signifying nothing so precious as the original voidness.

[–]Headcap -1 points0 points ago

We know that adults make these shows.

Now think about it for a second, some pedo might be trying to induce ideas into children through this show.

[–]FatAndSassy1 1 point2 points ago

You never questioned all that pudding did you?

[–]JacobDeLoach 3 points4 points ago

Tubby custard FTFY

[–]danmickla 1 point2 points ago

Robot teleblowy

[–]_saya_ 1 point2 points ago

I always thought that this whole teletubby thing was an evil conspiracy agains human brains... they first take the innocent ones...

[–]Anotherocean 2 points3 points ago

I remember an article about the fact that teletubbys was invented to draw all the weird, British clubbing kids so they would stop vandalizing the city.

[–]codemoney 0 points1 point ago

Getting Hoovered

[–]ubergeek404 0 points1 point ago

I donno - ask Jerry Falwell.

[–]conundrum4u2 0 points1 point ago

He's getting his Tinky winked!

[–]garlicscapes 0 points1 point ago

Why in the world would a teletubbies picture ever be in black and white?