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[–]frankdude2 98 points99 points ago

SHASHASHAA!!!

[–]SUDDENLY_DALEK 18 points19 points ago

EXTERMINATE!

[–]Breathing_Balls 12 points13 points ago

Can you say "TAKE THE PRISONERS TO THE MOTHER SHIP" for me.

Go on, you know you want to.

[–]whoevencares 1 point2 points ago

wouldn't be sudden anymore

[–]DrKilory 2 points3 points ago

Do I have to stop you again? I know I'm the doctor but... Don't you have anything else to do?

[–]Timelord55 2 points3 points ago

as somewhat touched upon in "asylum of the daleks" the reason that they keep fighting him even though they know that they can't is that if they did defeat him, what would they do next?

Think about it, you spend all that energy, time, and put so much strategy into defeating him that its almost like they would look at each other when they DID defeat him, they would look at each other and say "now what?"

[–]Timelord55 0 points1 point ago

pulls out a whisk and a plunger

[–]lethargicwalrus 1 point2 points ago

Just repeat what they said back at them. "You're a ......."

[–]stacecom 13 points14 points ago

Time for the daily pocket sand reaction gif posting to /r/funny.

[–]Wonderfest 12 points13 points ago

[–]scottishhusky 22 points23 points ago

Tried to find the one with downvotes instead of pocket sand, Sadly I couldn't find it but have this instead

http://i.imgur.com/uJdRo.gif

[–]Ieuan1996 3 points4 points ago

I prefer this reversed

[–]sqazm 23 points24 points ago

[–]prezuiwf 6 points7 points ago

His wife is in a coma.

[–]HiImGarrett 9 points10 points ago

Phew, that's a load off. I thought she was dead.

[–]khold 6 points7 points ago

My accuracy decreased!

[–]DropkickMorgan 5 points6 points ago

When I can't think of something original...REPOST!

[–]if_i_ruled_the_world 19 points20 points ago

Sand attack!

[–]WetPoo 19 points20 points ago

fuck youuuu pidgey!!!

[–]NotTheStalker 9 points10 points ago

Charmander's attack missed

[–]BurntTheToast 2 points3 points ago

shudder

[–]Spiff69 3 points4 points ago

I... am Mr. Big.

[–]bAssKicker 3 points4 points ago

WINGO.

[–]anorexia_is_PHAT 1 point2 points ago

If you're waiting for my comeback, you can go scrape it off your mother's teeth.

[–]euletide 3 points4 points ago

"If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite" -Dale Gribble

[–]pinkpools 2 points3 points ago

SQUIRREL TACTICS!

[–]IamGrimReefer 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Do you have a minute to talk about Christ ou- 0coms 2pts 16dys atheism
Someone asked me to help pay for dinner last night. 68coms 1194pts 22dys gifs
When someone makes fun of me 13coms 612pts 28dys reactiongifs
PIDGEY USES 44coms 1112pts 1mo pokemon
Everytime I am losing an argument 98coms 1122pts 2mos funny
I've always wanted this in a FPS. One day... (x-post /r/gifs) 41coms 645pts 4mos gaming
How to flee an awkward conversation, step one: create diversion 71coms 1251pts 4mos gifs
I'm never scared... Because I know to say the magic words... SHSHSHA! 46coms 626pts 9mos funny
Beware the hillbilly ninja! 28coms 226pts 11mos funny
Whenever I lose an argument in comments. 5coms 109pts 17dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]The_Geekish_One 5 points6 points ago

Your gif is broken.

[–]Lifter4life 0 points1 point ago

I personally like to use pepper, burns like hell and lets them know who's boss.

[–]corrects_you_again 0 points1 point ago

Your pockets must not have room for capital "I"s with all the sand

[–]rconnelly20 0 points1 point ago

i just correct their grammar

[–]TsumeAlphaWolf 0 points1 point ago

Well, it's too late to do that now Demi Lovato

[–]Lick_The_Blade 0 points1 point ago

Personally, I prefer Magic Spinning Loose Change.

[–]Epix115 0 points1 point ago

dammit, Dale!

[–]Lunadark93 0 points1 point ago

This is personally my idea of a better comeback: http://youtu.be/H5jMXcuDzv8

[–]Rusty-T-Shackelford 1 point2 points ago

I approve of this.

[–]Bryz_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]themasterm 0 points1 point ago

I always have an upvote for Pocket Sand.

[–]lebobathan 0 points1 point ago

or when you run out of pepper spray

[–]JamieMcGregor 0 points1 point ago

If you want my comeback you will have to wipe it off your mothers face

[–]seanbear -1 points0 points ago

Does anyone have a copy of this gif without the text?

[–]kristianur 0 points1 point ago

What are you talking about? Pocket sand is a brilliant comeback

[–]hank87 0 points1 point ago

Then you'll fit in here, son. /r/pocketsand

[–]Flux129 0 points1 point ago

Accuracy lowered

[–]ViggioMortenstein 0 points1 point ago

Firing people can give you a pretty good buzz, but, its a poor, poor, substitute for killing. I realize that now.

[–]peachy12 1 point2 points ago

The jerk store called...they're running out of you!

[–]qwertyberty 0 points1 point ago

You should visit r/pocketsand.

[–]samibanany 0 points1 point ago

repost.. yet always funny.

[–]sjoiner95 0 points1 point ago

take that g-man!

[–]banzai33 -1 points0 points ago

Oh good, it's this gif, yet again...

[–]JaggedJack 0 points1 point ago

I think you'll find there is no better comeback. Nothing wraps up an argument quite like Pocket SandTM

[–]captainclumzee -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like you're masturbating