And even more importantly, 9gag!!!!!!! XD

Edit 1:that realy ruseled my jimies

Edit 2:Seriously? What the fuck is this shit? I mean, how the fuck could anyone find this crap interesting? It looks like a mixture of shit and puke. If I find you, I'm going grab this faggotry you call 'entertaining' with a TURKEY and shove it down your goddamn cum encrusted throat. I would be fine with this if you left out the part in the middle, BUT NO, you just had to push it. Before you put this bullshit on the Internet, didn't it occur to you that this could offend someone? Some people have serious heart diseases, and that fucking shit could have given someone a HEART ATTACK. Is that what you want? A dead body? I bet you get some kind of sick pleasure out of this, you disgusting fuck. You know what, screw it. I don't give a FUCK where you live, I'm murdering you. I have in front of me, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, your IP address. Oh no, I'm not just going to shoot you in the head, that would be too easy. I'm going to start of by squeezing your balls. No, I don't mean that retard pussy gentle grasp. I'm going to squeeze so fucking hard your genitals will BURST IN MY HANDS. I will proceed to grab my pocket knife and SKIN YOU ALIVE. You will still be alive at this point, but barely. I'll then unlock your chains, and throw you FACE FUCKING DOWN into a pile of lime and salt. Your screams of agony will, of course, get me rock hard. It is at this point that I slip my giant throbbing cock into your tight anus. The sheer excitement of it all will cause me to cum buckets. Literally. After years of hard fucking from your butt buddy, The amount of cum in your system has reached levels unimaginable. After finishing, I will shove a cork up your ass to make sure nothing escapes. You will bloat up like a balloon, and after a few seconds you will explode. I shall then bathe in the mixture of blood and sperm. See you soon, kiddo.