Being gay, I'm pretty sure this is what a vagina looks like.

sleepyworm · 2012-09-09T17:33:03+00:00

Oh, grow up. I'm straight, but if I can bring myself to fuck a girl in the butthole, I'm sure you can bring yourself to fuck a man in the vagina.

I_brew_too · 2012-09-09T18:17:18+00:00

Being gay, I'm pretty sure you have no idea what the fuck a vagina looks like.

GreenDayWaffles · 2012-09-09T16:09:20+00:00

ALASKAN BULL WOOOOOORM!!!

korralover · 2012-09-09T18:56:39+00:00

What do you think the butthole looks like, an inverted chocolate cupcake?

USAFPilot · 2012-09-09T16:10:38+00:00

I'm confused... I'm straight, and I'm not scared of penises/honestly don't mind them at all. Just don't feel like sucking on them or having them inserted into me. Do gay people really have a strange aversion to vaginas?

Edit: I realize I'm asking a serious question in a non-serious post. But I've seen this before/overheard gay people talk about how gross and scary vaginas are.

FuchsiaGauge · 2012-09-09T18:56:31+00:00

It's always so obnoxious when grown gay men act like fucking children and scream "Ewww, vaginas are gross!". It's a body part. Get over it.

tromboneham · 2012-09-09T16:02:40+00:00

Well...

Lenticularis · 2012-09-09T18:20:56+00:00

Who up-votes this garbage?

PwnRanger · 2012-09-09T16:40:58+00:00

You've got this all wrong. The vagina is a beautiful flower. Or a pile of roast beef. Sometimes it's roast beef.

mrlithid · 2012-09-09T14:08:15+00:00

Being straight, little more teeth and looks like we have a winner.

wickedalmond · 2012-09-09T17:47:13+00:00

Haha guys I'm gay. Hey guys, look at me, I'm gay. Hahaha I don't know what a vagina looks like. HEY GUYS, DAE GAY? HAHAHAHAHA

LiveFreeFratHard · 2012-09-09T17:11:38+00:00

Are gay guys really "scared" of vaginas? I don't understand how this could even be a real thing.

DNAsly · 2012-09-09T17:27:24+00:00

Sounds like you're not gay. Sounds like you have a debilitating phobia.

BlueBird518 · 2012-09-09T17:57:48+00:00

To quote Easy A.... "What do you think we have down there, a gnome?"

museumsarewonderful · 2012-09-09T17:14:57+00:00

“I don’t use the word cunt as an insult. It’s a very misused word. It’s supposed to mean “vagina” which I don’t think works at all…because vagina’s are so sweet, they’re pretty things with little flowery petaly lips and I hear a piccolo in my head every time I see a vagina. Vagina is too harsh of a word. They should be called something like, “Falalalalalala!” There should be a butterfly fluttering around a vagina at all times. You go to the Doctor and he says, “Well, your butterfly looks good so we’re on good shape.” How do you look at something THAT PRETTY and say, “That’s a CUNT!” That doesn’t fit at all. Maybe if it was a giant vagina and it was attacking a town and throwing buses and knocking over telephone poles…then you would be in the place to say, “Someone shoot that cunt with a bazooka! It’s gonna step on the candy store!” —

Louis C.K.

cjkimx · 2012-09-09T14:49:06+00:00

It only looks that way one week out of the month!!!

sprinktron · 2012-09-09T18:14:27+00:00

What a progressive and wonderful place reddit is! Where gay and straight men alike can come together and celebrate their hatred of women.

Pack_of_derms · 2012-09-09T14:18:40+00:00

Gynophobia is as funny as homophobia.

stussy-one · 2012-09-09T18:01:58+00:00

Being gay is no excuse for being stupid/ignorant.

Attican · 2012-09-09T17:09:31+00:00

Oh, a gay man who is afraid of vaginas, how individual of you.

PeppermintEnt · 2012-09-09T16:10:47+00:00

That cake is fucking horrifying

toodrunktofuck · 2012-09-09T19:49:18+00:00

I sincerely believe that a good portion of those who state that they are gay on reddit in fact aren't.

BeerPowered · 2012-09-09T17:03:27+00:00

No, that's a cake.

gravey727 · 2012-09-09T18:53:06+00:00

Uneducated dickhead

what_comes_after_q · 2012-09-09T17:05:00+00:00

Being gay, you have a pretty poor understanding of human anatomy.

Bosticles · 2012-09-09T11:17:41-07:00

Poop doesn't come out of a vagina. Checkmate gay people..

PatATC · 2012-09-09T18:51:55+00:00

Yes I much rather prefer a disgusting anus with reminents of fecal matter and god knows what kind of bacteria and disease.

BuffaloBounce · 2012-09-09T18:03:10+00:00

Let me get this straight, OP likes to put his dick in a shit-hole, but the hole from which he made his debut into this world is perceived as terrifying.

I dare OP to post a picture of his genitals to r/aww. Surely the Internet will validate its cuteness.

pompoms · 2012-09-09T17:36:19+00:00

As if women need more reasons to feel negative about their bodies. The comments in here are ridiculous.

EmptyAndFrantic · 2012-09-09T11:09:17-07:00

If you're scared of genitals, you probably need to grow up. Or your under age twelve.

01-811-8055 · 2012-09-09T11:34:28-07:00

gay man or gay woman? it make a difference to how i read the statement.

chopp3r · 2012-09-09T18:37:25+00:00

My Wilton School of Cake Decorating & Confectionary Art^TM teacher is rolling in her grave.

theymustneverknow · 2012-09-09T12:04:54-07:00

Heck, same here, I'm a heterosexual man, and I don't even know what a dick looks like.

tiny_cube · 2012-09-09T12:11:08-07:00

Yeah, same with me and butt holes. Except there is less teeth and more poo and disease.

lsetten · 2012-09-09T19:00:35+00:00

If you think a vagina looks like that then you are just fucking stupid, whether gay or not.

Garzaster · 2012-09-09T17:25:37+00:00

I'm pretty sure, if vaginas did look like that, women wouldn't have to worry about rape or misogyny.

hasalovelyvagina · 2012-09-09T18:23:12+00:00

I disagree.

Hexarage · 2012-09-09T17:45:18+00:00

words cannot explain how badly I want to punch you right now!

rockemsockemrobot · 2012-09-09T17:07:39+00:00

Hahahaha, man, I wish it tasted like cake.

Cosmicpixie · 2012-09-09T17:14:55+00:00

Oh good, we don't just get this horseshit from straight men, we get body-shaming from gay men, too! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you people. Grow the fuck up.

apostrophie · 2012-09-09T14:52:42+00:00

That's exactly how mine looks.

IHeartSoup · 2012-09-09T16:52:32+00:00

you're obviously retarded then.

K3rfknpwnly · 2012-09-09T16:58:26+00:00

And yet, for some reason, it feels soooooo good.

fatjello · 2012-09-09T18:19:10+00:00

I look forward to eating it.

Mike_davvy · 2012-09-09T18:30:55+00:00

nope they look awesome and feel just like anal does so your aren't missing much

gamer94212 · 2012-09-09T18:48:00+00:00

risky click if there ever was one

fivefun · 2012-09-09T11:54:25-07:00

This guy does a lot of cake related art. http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/2009/09/interview_with_artist_scott_ho.php

FartMagnet · 2012-09-09T19:05:38+00:00

Being ugly, I guess I will take your word for it

meriadocdog · 2012-09-09T19:10:17+00:00

Being gay, I probably know more about vaginas than most straight men.

HolePuncher3 · 2012-09-09T19:11:45+00:00

Hahahahahaha. Spot on!!

Crofty44 · 2012-09-09T19:20:10+00:00

Being straight, I'd fuck that.

emann43 · 2012-09-09T20:11:45+00:00

Closely resembles a Sarlaac pit. Seems legit.

HikaruYagami · 2012-09-09T20:46:16+00:00

Only once a month

oRyan_the_Hunter · 2012-09-09T20:51:17+00:00

He's not... entirely incorrect. Vagina definitely seems that way to my wallet.

snarkhunter · 2012-09-09T21:11:02+00:00

I'm straight. You're right. And I really want to fuck that cake.

sraolson · 2012-09-09T22:38:04+00:00

Ok, I'm not trying to be a dick just because your gay, but you need to listen here boyo. I don't know who you think you are with your...Nancy Drew style vagina dodging homosexuality. I mean...I'm straight as hell, I love the pussy. I tear it up...Gangnam Style, but yeah thats pretty much exactly what a vagina looks like.

kpin · 2012-09-09T17:34:55+00:00

Well, they sure do look better than another mans anus. I think they taste better, too.

CatalystParadox · 2012-09-09T09:55:25-07:00

It IS a delicious cake...

Jits_Guy · 2012-09-09T10:16:47-07:00

Okay OP, try to stay with me here...it looks like that right? But imagine how that CAKE tastes, if someone went through all the trouble to intricately decorate it like that you bet your gay ass it's gonna be delicious.

It's a case of 'don't judge a book by its cover'.

iDirtyDianaX · 2012-09-09T16:30:05+00:00

Oh, dude you are so off xD A vagina looks nothing like a cake.

Gedelgo · 2012-09-09T16:36:32+00:00

This is the artist Scott Hove, if anyone is interested.

Jockstrap_Muncher · 2012-09-09T14:20:15+00:00

Nope, that's a male a-hole.

fubuger · 2012-09-09T16:21:36+00:00

Why no pubes?

monathebeatnik · 2012-09-09T17:02:07+00:00

My vagina hurts from looking at that.

entologist · 2012-09-09T17:44:07+00:00

What the hell does an asshole look like then?

sooves · 2012-09-09T12:14:31-07:00

Bitch.

sexypanda915 · 2012-09-09T19:28:50+00:00

Oh please. As a female I can tell you that that's not accurate at all. There not NEARLY enough teeth on that wimpy thing.

k1t73n · 2012-09-09T07:10:53-07:00

Hey! Only during the full moon!

waffleezz · 2012-09-09T09:39:02-07:00

I'd fuck it.

johnnysbigday · 2012-09-09T09:23:34-07:00

This is also what a vagina looks to a straight man .03 milliseconds after ejaculating.

GIFTH0RSE · 2012-09-09T17:02:54+00:00

Okay..

IAMA_Ghost_Boo · 2012-09-09T10:11:01-07:00

You obviously haven't seen the porn I have!

Morken · 2012-09-09T10:23:01-07:00

The cake may still be good

ChopandChange · 2012-09-09T17:24:16+00:00

Sums it up

setzer_ · 2012-09-09T10:24:21-07:00

Being straight, I wish I could think of vagina's like this. My life would be much better.

Rhyno001 · 2012-09-09T17:52:11+00:00

that. is. terrifying.

anonimyus · 2012-09-09T18:00:18+00:00

I am straight, and would do at least 3 different things to that cake.

ZMush · 2012-09-09T18:09:50+00:00

Teeth.

JamaicanHopscotchM · 2012-09-09T11:16:05-07:00

Just go watch the movie "Teeth".

Bicuddly · 2012-09-09T18:40:45+00:00

It's uncanny

Zaphrod · 2012-09-09T18:43:37+00:00

Spot on

Pyrotechnic_Popcorn · 2012-09-09T18:44:42+00:00

Only on Sundays.

uSeeWhatiDidThere · 2012-09-09T18:50:38+00:00

I'm straight and I don't even know what one looks like...

gurl_you_funny · 2012-09-09T11:58:40-07:00

you watched that movie "Teeth" didn't you?

ZetaRedditor · 2012-09-09T12:20:28-07:00

My biggest question is why would that cake ever need to be made

Croyt · 2012-09-09T19:23:01+00:00

As least its not a hard appendage that spits acid down your throat. That's how I imagine penises.

maxine114 · 2012-09-09T19:41:02+00:00

Oh, that's why my panties are ripped apart all the time.

Eekafreak · 2012-09-09T19:43:01+00:00

Looks scary, yet tastes great!!

clucl3 · 2012-09-09T12:48:51-07:00

Thats exactly right

errday · 2012-09-09T19:53:20+00:00

I'd still eat it

sirius_star · 2012-09-09T12:58:36-07:00

And that's exactly what barfed you up so you could complain. Get back in there.

Chessiecat · 2012-09-09T20:15:04+00:00

Only in the deep south...

melendy_mongo · 2012-09-09T20:28:17+00:00

I was going to say you nailed it, but obviously not.

mofonatic · 2012-09-09T20:29:11+00:00

meh close enough.

Danzaemon · 2012-09-09T13:31:39-07:00

It's a funny photo, but apparently OP hates his mother.

seanlax5 · 2012-09-09T13:37:29-07:00

I think this might taste a little better

connonym · 2012-09-09T20:42:05+00:00

More teeth though

KITTOx · 2012-09-09T20:55:53+00:00

... I think getting that cake might have been the reason why you turned gay in the first place.

SargeMacLethal · 2012-09-09T14:28:28-07:00

Ever heard of pornography, mate?

DownWithIMGUR · 2012-09-09T21:45:38+00:00

It's near.

Girolmao · 2012-09-09T21:57:19+00:00

You pussy.

THE_Pr0fe55i0nal · 2012-09-09T22:01:09+00:00

Close.... http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-G9WEmdzHVvQ/ToE3dG47W_I/AAAAAAAAAdc/JZK8gYR_jwA/s1600/Sarlacc.jpg

Scherzkeks · 2012-09-09T22:07:27+00:00

You're a terrible lesbian.

OEFvet · 2012-09-09T22:27:04+00:00

It's like that only if she's crazy.

IICanuckII · 2012-09-09T15:29:32-07:00

À butthole looks like what then?

pizzafache · 2012-09-09T15:36:00-07:00

It tastes way worse than it looks

Nagus_Maximus420 · 2012-09-09T22:50:11+00:00

You're correct!!

bigbadfox · 2012-09-09T22:56:50+00:00

Yep. That's about right.

dchaosdx · 2012-09-09T23:00:40+00:00

dude, nsfw tag please. vagina caek will get me fired from my jerb.

ForerEffect · 2012-09-09T23:01:58+00:00

Being pretty sure this is what a vagina looks like, I'm gay.

GreenDayWaffles · 2012-09-09T23:18:36+00:00

Really?

AnneGwish · 2012-09-10T00:51:13+00:00

Spot on, good sir.

ashtonishing18 · 2012-09-10T01:02:33+00:00

Lmfao. Not too far off.

NecDW4 · 2012-09-10T01:02:38+00:00

Yeah, pretty close: http://youtu.be/yH8yuld4DUE

chimericallegend · 2012-09-10T01:14:08+00:00

Being straight, I'm pretty sure this is what a vagina looks like.

Dudedood · 2012-09-10T01:49:01+00:00

What if he is just saying he's gay and insulting vaginas so he can get PM'd pictures of girls trying to prove him wrong?! WHAT IF?!

infinitee775 · 2012-09-10T02:46:31+00:00

as a straight man I'm pretty sure you couldn't be more wrong

bolomcspank · 2012-09-10T02:47:52+00:00

Why are gay people afraid of vaginas

allurbase17 · 2012-09-10T03:09:26+00:00

OP is a faggot.

funny

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