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[–]goldspar 40 points41 points ago

[–]purpleblazed 9 points10 points ago

Thanks for that, I literally Lol'd.

[–]mooseguy 2 points3 points ago

irlol

[–]reallygood 5 points6 points ago

In real life out loud?

[–]alittletooraph 1 point2 points ago

I held it in until the sob at the end

[–]coadyj 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

I don't think so. But he's done many similar ones. My favorite is this one.

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

I wish Duke would still do things like this. There are so many things that would be better with his voiceover.

[–]itsthatgirljennifer 12 points13 points ago

The animation makes this story much better.

[–]m0arcowbell 13 points14 points ago

The only "lyk dis if u cry everytime" story worse than this one is the one where the girl goes in for ovary transplants and when she wakes up she finds that her boyfriend is dead because he sacrificed his life to give her his ovaries...

[–]LykDisIfUcryerrytime 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, that one was sad.

[–]govtbovin3 9 points10 points ago

Fivever

[–]trillian_linbaba 30 points31 points ago

That was just awful. I don't know whether to upvote it so everyone else sees how mind numbingly inane it is, or downvote it so no one else is subjected to the agony. Every time someone writes like this, I die a little inside. So I guess it's a yes, I do cry... every time. Upvote it is, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 19 points20 points ago

i had to watch it a few times to have enough time to translate all that from retard to english...it was terrible.

[–]fresnosmokey 6 points7 points ago

I don't know what's worse. People who are so ignorant that they write that way naturally or people who glorify stupidity by writing that way on purpose when they know how to write correctly.

[–]mirosadepauli 12 points13 points ago

Can really stupid people even read this fast?

[–]Jaunzems 1 point2 points ago

Retards have their own ways of communication, and they speak Retard language very fluently.

[–]Oxicore 5 points6 points ago

The spelling made me cry.

[–]CollapsingStar 3 points4 points ago

I cry everytime...... .....I'm laughing that hard.

[–]FluffKittens 12 points13 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight...

[–]sloppyjoes7 5 points6 points ago

I don't know if it's supposed to be ironic or not, but trying to read those captions made me hate this gif.

[–]firesidefire 0 points1 point ago

this... this is just awful

[–]purpleblazed 2 points3 points ago

How does one hide a ring in a pop tart ?

[–]JustAnotherGuyHere 0 points1 point ago

I was crying for a different reason. The english makes me cry.

[–]andesartan 2 points3 points ago

Isn't anyone else concerned about the POPTARTS?!? he just threw them on the ground WTFFF. What a waste...those looked like the wildberry ones too...the best flavor...

[–]gluegunner 1 point2 points ago

She had a quick descent.

[–]peterp4nda 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit she really is pregnet!

[–]sadlittlekitty 0 points1 point ago

I would find it sweeter if it wasn't so horribly written, I had to watch twice to understand all the words.

[–]Hamst3rdamn 0 points1 point ago

Sadly Facebook doesn't believe in gifs

[–]kluda06 -1 points0 points ago

I had to watch this twice to get what was said

[–]zxlllk 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]FaithHillingSP 1 point2 points ago

apolegeis fr mi bad engish

i get call say girl is ded

"no"

[–]luckynumberorange 0 points1 point ago

As a doctor, I can confirm this often happens.

[–]mr_harbstrum 0 points1 point ago

This post gave me diabetes.

[–]ppallk 0 points1 point ago

reeeedin da werdz maik mi crai :/

[–]Cosmic_Troll 0 points1 point ago

Sadly you posted this...

[–]Cosmic_Troll -1 points0 points ago

Sadly you posted this

[–]lawlshane 0 points1 point ago

Most people? They're all supposed to be people you know you moron. It's your own fault if you choose to associate with people like that.

[–]tortoiseframes -1 points0 points ago

[–]risingpulse 0 points1 point ago

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i laughed. An upboat for you!

[–]XTlNE 0 points1 point ago

I can't fucking read that shit.

[–]davitrololol 0 points1 point ago

facebook and 9gag are crying right now

[–]Proxiipanda 1 point2 points ago

If I ever get the chance to propose, I know how to do it. Poptart.

[–]youamnorealsupersand -1 points0 points ago

Please stop my stomach hurts from laughing so much.

[–]A747CHICK -1 points0 points ago

The writing style made me cry.

[–]LykDisIfUcryerrytime 0 points1 point ago

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

[–]Bayarearedneck 0 points1 point ago

The one with audio is absolutely hilarious. But I still must ask, dafuq did I just read/watch?

[–]coadyj 0 points1 point ago

Is someone cutting onions?

[–]Narugami 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted cos I cry everytim

[–]i_criii_evertim 0 points1 point ago

Lyke dis if u criii evertim

[–]Phyxxation 0 points1 point ago

This sucks with out voice...

[–]JRE89999 0 points1 point ago

Squeezy jibbs

[–]shoebox180 0 points1 point ago

I literally thought the subtitles were in German for 20 seconds or so! haha.

[–]fatpad00 0 points1 point ago

i would imagine people would cry. that was a waste of perfectly good poptarts

[–]littledingo 0 points1 point ago

If I could read it...no, not even then.

[–]Vanilla_Dreams 0 points1 point ago

Odd because something like this just happened to my friend Jessi. Minus the pregnancy and marriage proposal rip jessi.

[–]RiNgO70 0 points1 point ago

BUT WHO WAS FONE?!

[–]b19pen15 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this. This one, however, is not a joke.

[–]honeydee 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else read it in the voice from the audio version on YouTube?

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[–]Gromlick 2 points3 points ago

[–]loles101 1 point2 points ago

What language is this? I see some English words but the rest i don't understand at all.

[–]antonia90 -1 points0 points ago

To be honest, I like the gif but I really hate the title.

[–]CorraTerria 0 points1 point ago

This post gave my cancer cancer.

[–]Lildancr1153 1 point2 points ago

I Lol'd. Take my upvote

[–]thritr3 1 point2 points ago

UPVOT IF U CRI EVRY TIEM

[–]Fragment212 1 point2 points ago

EVRY TIEM

[–]fsckd 2 points3 points ago

EVERTIM

[–]hedcraft 0 points1 point ago

I cried because that gif gave me cancer

[–]ET_Phone_Home -2 points-1 points ago

I'm not sure what Facebook community you know of, but none of my friends have ever shared, or been emotionally affected by something like this.

[–]hannahtaylor26 -3 points-2 points ago

This .gif gave me cancer

[–]Proxiipanda 0 points1 point ago

You're not spiderman.

[–]sexypoptart 0 points1 point ago

she could have seriously choked on that ring, what an idiot.