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[–]Rokosnocone 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Dairish[S] -5 points-4 points ago

everything is a repost my son.

[–]ichibandesu 9 points10 points ago

Turtle, you're drunk. Go home. :P

[–]NotTheStalker 1 point2 points ago

But don't drive, that's dangerous.

[–]Sockpockets 1 point2 points ago

Woah wait. If a turtle gets drunk it already has its home on its back, so it doesnt have to drive or walk home. Dude when we get drunk we should just carry tents on our backs like turtles! That way we dont have to walk or drive home!

[–]LChurch 4 points5 points ago

phut seems more appropriate to me ;)

[–]lethargicwalrus 1 point2 points ago

pffft

[–]I_PISS_FIRE 1 point2 points ago

That turtle obviously thinks he's an ostrich.

[–]Jase534 0 points1 point ago

Bang?

[–]PemCorgiSelphie 0 points1 point ago

luckily, his head was covered with wood chips, because at the moment of impact, his brain literally exploded.

[–]wtfgiraffe18 0 points1 point ago

[–]DaveManchester 0 points1 point ago

The ultimate question, did he get his face and legs in, in time?

[–]BantamBasher135 1 point2 points ago

As the owner of two stupid turtles and one straight up retarded one, this made me fucking cackle. Those things are so nearly indestructible you can laugh at absolutely the most horrible shit they do to themselves and they just look at you with those stupid eyes and go, "What?"

[–]LETSseeWHATweGOThere 1 point2 points ago

Happens to me all the time.

[–]Djirish 0 points1 point ago

My god our usernames are alike.

[–]setrakakan 0 points1 point ago

I kinda wanna see that in slow motion, is he pulling his head and arms in before he hits the ground? That's kinda neat.

[–]Elemenkno 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to give that dive a 9.7.

[–]Danny_Bomber 0 points1 point ago

Bang? Did someone shoot the turtle? Is there a turtle assassin on the loose? Is a turtle assassin an assassin of turtles or an assassin that is a turtle? Or both!? So many questions to be answered...

[–]JesterTLS 1 point2 points ago

[–]kittenkat4u 0 points1 point ago

i'm not sure if i'm tired or easy to make laugh but i just laughed so hard at this my cat thinks i'm retarded now.

[–]JamieLowery 0 points1 point ago

SPEEDY NO! First wolfie, not you speedy!

[–]okaysoheresthething 0 points1 point ago

Aw but I like turtles.

[–]BrockaLee -5 points-4 points ago

[–]Jaibyrd 1 point2 points ago

Wow, a repost within a repost, I thought I'd never see the day.