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[–]RICH_LITTLE 0 points1 point ago

We all know that feel bro.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure you are yelling about that guy making sexy time behind you.

[–]NuclearUOIT 0 points1 point ago

no one cheers at All blacks game??

[–]robrobrobro[S] 0 points1 point ago

Course they do. Difference is I know the rules of rugby.

[–]connern 0 points1 point ago

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS HAPPENING - every expat from Canada living in aus.

[–]rushadee 0 points1 point ago

Every expat and international student doesnt get it

[–]Bosswally 1 point2 points ago

does anybody really get AFL, it's all a bit chaotic

[–]ChongPing 0 points1 point ago

Exactly how I feel as a Sydneysider watching AFL instead of NRL.

[–]Spaz-man220 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel as a New Zealander with any sports.

[–]mingamongo 0 points1 point ago

BBBBAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]diMario -3 points-2 points ago

As a part time Grammar Nazi, I am simply abhorred that I cannot correct you.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 4 points5 points ago

"Abhorred" doesn't work like that in the passive voice.

[–]diMario 2 points3 points ago

Are you trying to Grammar Nazi me? Huh?

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points ago

Not before I clean you up. Hop in this shower.

[–]diMario 1 point2 points ago

Let me state to you my provinces and proveniences charter, firstly.
Brokeback is just no.
Full frontal is 1900.
Full frontal and kneeling is 4300

All stated amounts in Euros, to be provided in full before the performance, and a 19 percent value added tax is value added to the amounts. Please note that I only accept cash. Specifically, I will not be accepting credit cards, debit cards, and other promises.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points ago

You do realize, that as I am attempting to out-Nazi a Nazi, I'm trying to Zyklon-B you. Can't have lice in the prison camp.

I am impressed that you have a menu.

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

Zyclon-b? I snort mace for shits and giggles.

And congrats on keeping your compound free of parasites.

Menu: give the child an illusion of choices, and it will be satisfied one way or the other.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 0 points1 point ago

Menu: give the child an illusion of choices, and it will be satisfied one way or the other.

Two more quotes and I'll know exactly what book you just finished.

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

Two more quotes and I'll know exactly what book you just finished.

Challenge accepted.

1 The rainbow is not what it seems, Dorothy.
2 The nice men in their white coats? They're coming to take me away!

Do your worst.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points ago

If you sang #2 when you typed it, I think I have an idea.