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[–]djentlemetal 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for feeling classy. The last three girlfriends I've had (one I ended up marrying...and then divorcing) all farted in front of me first, on accident. You could say, I inspired the gas in them to be let free. Or not...

[–]nexus_5 1 point2 points ago

Indeed. So you are recovering quite well, I see.

[–]djentlemetal 0 points1 point ago

Diagonal?

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

Diagonal???

[–]djentlemetal 0 points1 point ago

(I don't know what you mean by recovering, so I answered with something that doesn't make sense to go along with your statement that doesn't make sense).

[–]nexus_5 -1 points0 points ago

You say it like only separatists can be crazies...

[–]djentlemetal 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, you're entertainingly awkward. It's almost as if you're actually responding to some other post, but it's getting mixed up with mine instead.

Whoa

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

You want to make a picture of a clock?

[–]djentlemetal 0 points1 point ago

I've skimmed through your other comments/replies. I see what you did there!

[–]nexus_5 1 point2 points ago

Its yours my friend but only if you have enough Rupees.

[–]djentlemetal 1 point2 points ago

I like you. It's like conversing with a stroke.

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

Blue and hairy.

[–]fsasdfasdfasdf 2 points3 points ago

Successfully?

What counts as a success?

Not shitting yourself?

[–]ITSTUCKYO[S] 0 points1 point ago

Going through with it I guess? haha failing to fart seems pretty straight forward.