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[–]BoBBBBBBBO 22 points23 points ago

Shout-out to 2WAR, man that nigga nice.

[–]WumboJumbo 114 points115 points ago

when his mom died he was Kanye depressed

[–]tdrules 24 points25 points ago

gosh

[–]Equatorbear 19 points20 points ago

Tell a joke, yeah it's a Kanye Jest.
There's no laughs from his Kanye Guests.
He don't worry, he take a Kanye Breath,
No point in gettin' Kanye depressed.
Never thinks about a Kanye death,
He knows he is the only Kanye left.
High on Yeezy, it's like Kanye meth,
Ego OD is keepin Kanye fresh.
Too fresh for this Kanye Flesh,
Yeezy strip it off and be Kanye less. (...fuck that was too easy and now i want to waste an hour with a kayne instrumental and make the dumbest song ever, but aww man i can't stop laughing.[not at myself, there was like um a thing. you should have seen it.])

[–]Danielfair[S] 6 points7 points ago

please waste an hour and make this song!

[–]Equatorbear 19 points20 points ago

http://soundcloud.com/mightymax38/kanye-best-hella-hella-jokes No idea why i did this. Zero production but it's what i put together before work.

[–]Danielfair[S] 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit dude, I love you. The 'HEH' part at the end was absolute gold. You should submit this as a link haha it deserves more love than comment karma.

[–]Equatorbear 2 points3 points ago

meh link karma. Comment karma's good enough lol. But I think i'm taking this in to my friend's home studio tomorrow and recording a better version and tack it on to the rest of my mixtape. Now THAT I will post as a link lol.

[–]Danielfair[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha I look forward to it!

[–]WumboJumbo 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]scartol 18 points19 points ago

It's like a party of jokes about him.. Let's call it a Kanye Fest!

[–]whereismysupersuit 28 points29 points ago

They should make a kids tv show about Kanye along these lines. They could call it "Yeezy taught me"

[–]Danielfair[S] 15 points16 points ago

Kanye's World - Yeezy Taught Me

[–]WhiteCotton 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit I would totally watch that

[–]Ban_Snyder 2 points3 points ago

Andre 3000 had a TV show at one point on Cartoon Network. It was called "Class of 3000"

[–]whereismysupersuit 0 points1 point ago

I remember that! I was disappointed by the lack of actual rapping.

[–]homeboy5925s_Homeboy 19 points20 points ago

On the real though, whats with 2WAR? Hes all chill n shit, and then someone brings Yeezy into the convo and the nigga goes ballistic.

[–]tingeys 41 points42 points ago

He's either a really dedicated troll or Kanye and Jay tag-teamed his momma.

[–]WumboJumbo 25 points26 points ago

Thank you based throne

[–]shun-16 8 points9 points ago

He's the same in /r/MMA. He is totally normal until certain fighters are mentioned and he does the same thing he does here. Initially I thought he was retarded or had aspergers or something but he appears to just be really into what he's into and he hates what he hates. He's either 15 and freaks out or he's a grown man who struggles with things he dislikes. He's a bit of an enigma.

[–]2WAR 4 points5 points ago

I just hate Greg Jackson & Jay-Z/Kanye West

[–]shun-16 1 point2 points ago

Like I said in /r/mma I don't care if we disagree I like how you post because you say what you feel. Unlike a lot of people who just try to say what will go over best. Jones still gonna kill Vitor, believe that.

[–]liquid_danger 3 points4 points ago

or some guy joking around

[–]shmishshmorshin 5 points6 points ago

He's either a long play troll or he's got some anti-yeezy-thundercunt split personality.

[–]HalfBlackKid -2 points-1 points ago

You're one home ass homeboy.

[–]homeboy5925s_Homeboy 3 points4 points ago

What?

[–]maddoxpatt -1 points0 points ago

he's probably hi fi

fuck off hi fi

[–]HalfBlackKid 2 points3 points ago

Read this with My Closet in the background.

Shit was niiice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6bjBq8dGvI

[–]ChuckYoCouch 1 point2 points ago

The first time I heard that I really just wanted one of them to say something about being trapped in the class.

[–]3th0s 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck is 2war

[–]Rawrrsica -4 points-3 points ago

Brush your teeth before you eat >.<'

[–]Khathaar 30 points31 points ago

Absolutely not. Makes stuff taste terrible, and you'll have food debris stuck to your teeth. What the fuck, man

[–]booksandpowertools 13 points14 points ago

While you sleep bacteria and plaque builds up on your teeth. If you ingest/drink breakfast before you brush your teeth you imbibe some of that bacteria and plaque. This can lead to severe halitosis and could actually get you sick. In all honesty, one should probably brush before and after breakfast.

[–]NiceSlackzGurl 10 points11 points ago

Exactly. Jesus Christ people are nasty. And while you're at it, floss, motherfuckers. And tongue scrape. Really. Your tongue is a wretched and filthy thing. Dental hygiene is no joke. It's never okay to be stanking like people do, okay? Get your shit together.

[–]nyuncat 7 points8 points ago

It's important to practice good hygiene.

At least, if you want to run with my team.

[–]Khathaar 4 points5 points ago

Coming from someone with a microbio degree, the vast majority of bacteria are completely harmless to a normal, healthy person. Your body has roughly 10x more bacterial cells than human cells.

Calm it down, mate. Besides, exposure to (some) bacteria is sort of a good thing. If you're too OTT on cleanliness you could damage your immune system.

Also, been brushing my teeth after breakfast all of my life, i'm fine. Everyone i know is the same. I've never even heard of anybody getting ill from brushing their teeth after eating.

[–]Peroxyde 1 point2 points ago

Halitosis ain't got shit on me. Soft ass bitch.

[–]stirfrizzle 8 points9 points ago

[–]RiseAM 9 points10 points ago

Why the fuck would you do that? I think you are unclear on the concept of brushing your teeth.

[–]Rotkirch -1 points0 points ago

No Kanye incest?

[–]2WAR -3 points-2 points ago

I seen this before immediately throw up in my mouth but today the all out aerial assault of matty ice destroyed the chiefs so good day sir.