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This is true for me (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Shadow677 9 points10 points ago

Not to be a downer and shit but the zombie apocalypse would be some serious shit and while it maybe fun to go Rambo mode on zombies having no home, electricity, or running water wouldn't be. You wouldn't think it's fun when you have to scavenge for every meal.

[–]A_Giant_midget 8 points9 points ago

Unless you are Rambo then you wouldn't have a problem with anything except flashbacks...

[–]Pooploser-69 3 points4 points ago

You can always try eating a zombie...

[–]firebat64 -1 points0 points ago

Which is the exact reason I have 27 different zombie plans that prepare in advance for things like that, so I can enjoy the Rambo part and don't have to worry about all that stuff

[–]Sobertese 5 points6 points ago

And then you realize years of "planning" while taking showers and imagining all the supplies you'd have if you didn't have to spend all that money on bills didn't come close to preparing you for actual motherfuckin zombies.

Just sayin, they could ALL be tank runners who spew spores of infectious particles.

[–]firebat64 3 points4 points ago

Well that's where plan 27 comes in

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

Sweet, got room for one more in your party?

Girlfriend can't kill a bug, gotta lose the dead weight..

[–]firebat64 2 points3 points ago

Oh no, see plan 27 is where I surround myself with those I hate and I inject myself with the zombie virus.

[–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

Then I'll go speak with the Libyans about some plutonium

[–]firebat64 0 points1 point ago

That'll probably be for the best

[–]CasualAMA 0 points1 point ago

There are easier ways to kill yourself.

[–]ZealousSlayer 12 points13 points ago

You would never be prepared. Emotionally, mentally or physically. Zombies are tireless, you get winded as a human, shooting your family, neighbors, and friends will make you break down and cry, and everyday is a struggle to keep you and your group, if they are not dead, alive. You would hate it, also this is not a funny pic.

[–]3_FOOT_TAINT 1 point2 points ago

He will never be prepared because ZOMBIES ARE NOT REAL! Brb, gonna go get ready for the monkey apocalypse.

[–]ZealousSlayer 0 points1 point ago

True, zombies are not the real threat, monkeys are. Anything with 4 hands can not be trusted forever.

[–]conversionbot 1 point2 points ago

4 hands = 0.41 meters

[–]ZealousSlayer 0 points1 point ago

Either thats a reference I don't understand, or this conversation is changing to be based on math.

[–]tumescentpie 0 points1 point ago

Slow zombies wouldn't be a problem in 'Merica...

[–]ZealousSlayer 0 points1 point ago

Well you suck. Also they are tireless, making them able to run moderately fast to fast all the time. Also, if I am a zombie, you are screwed, I can run fast.

[–]tumescentpie 1 point2 points ago

Well it depends on if you are looking at classic zombie movies or the newer ones. If zombies move at whatever speed the human could have moved at, then whatever I will stand in a choke point and you won't be a problem no matter how fast you come at me - bro.

Zombies don't have defenses or the cognitive power to avoid danger... Many will destroy their legs walking in a straight line.

Anyway, I stand by my comment. We have nearly as many guns as we do people in this country.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country

AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!

[–]ZealousSlayer 2 points3 points ago

Okay, I understand what you are saying now. You are right.

[–]Mattxy8 3 points4 points ago

It would be fucking amazing, for about 15 minutes.

[–]A_Giant_midget 4 points5 points ago

When you realize that a zombie just bit you after being outside for 15 minutes.

[–]Gravyness 5 points6 points ago

I've seen so many zombie movies that not even drunk I would make such primitive mistake of letting a zombie bite me.

[–]jaydog24 3 points4 points ago

yea true, just like i've seen so many medical tv shows I'd probably be the doctor for everyone.

[–]A_Giant_midget 2 points3 points ago

He was bitten what do we do? I got band aids don't worry this will patch you up! The important part is picking out which one looks better.

[–]3_FOOT_TAINT 2 points3 points ago

Why don't you spend some time doing something more productive than jerking-off to hypothetical, tired scenarios?

[–]Rockmanll 3 points4 points ago

you'll be dead in a week

[–]StaticSabre 1 point2 points ago

In an hour, supposing that they aren't a zombie to begin with, which is the most probable outcome.

[–]firoking9000 5 points6 points ago

every time I see one of these posts I lose faith in the intelligence of reddit you have absolutely no idea how horrifying it would be to see people literally being ripped apart in the streets. You more than likely have no experience with any weapons and you probably think that if the apocalypse were to happen you could just raid a store and get one but about a thousand others have this same idea so the stores will be swarmed by zombies, and if you somehow get your hands on a gun then you think they are silent, no they're not you will be swarmed. not just that your family friends do you really believe that you can protect all of them no you can't they will die and so will you. I have spent much of my life training in weapons and the though still terrifies me. This is not fun it is the farthest thing from it and you are an idiot for thinking it is fun.

[–]MightyMorph 6 points7 points ago

Reddit is full of idiots man, just ignore and move on.

Its like the moron underneath says; its natural selection. If some serious shit were to come about, these dumbasses will be the first ones to go, because they actually think that COD will prepare them for something like that.

Myself i would never want a Zombie infestation, definitely not one like 48 days. I don't want to see innocent men women and children being ripped apart alive and people turning on each other eventually. Its not a FUN scenario, its the most horrific situation to be in.

[–]tumescentpie 0 points1 point ago

If we were overwhelmed with zombies (apocalypse style) I wouldn't be going for a gun, I would just use one of my metal pointy stabby slicey things... It wouldn't be fun, but it would be okay.

But in America I don't believe that the zombie apocalypse would go very far.

[–]Skathington 0 points1 point ago

I guess that's true but I have no idea how to operate a gun. So I'd pretty much be fucked.

[–]cowbeef01 0 points1 point ago

And all the sudden your family have turned into zombies.

[–]Gingerfeld -2 points-1 points ago

Yessssss

[–]WarJunkie -1 points0 points ago

Not for me, I know for sure that I will be the 99%.

[–]Aloaf 0 points1 point ago

Not true, you'd cry like a little bitch and remember with nostalgia the days you could just lie down and order a pizza.

[–]crombout15 -1 points0 points ago

In the fear that people will think I'm crazy, I keep it a secret. But to be honest, I totally agree with you on this.

[–]tfwinters29 -2 points-1 points ago

Instant up vote! I feel the same way

[–]Grizzant 1 point2 points ago

Especially with this raging erection

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[–]Madargende -2 points-1 points ago

You fucking whore, you would piss blood if zombies would come stop trying to be like everybody else.

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