Constellations

Ontheneedles · 2012-09-09T02:45:32+00:00

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought "If you say so," whenever teachers say three stars equal a ram.

danman348 · 2012-09-09T04:35:47+00:00

What if it actually looks that detailed but we can't see it in this day and age because of all the light pollution.

thetateman · 2012-09-09T02:57:26+00:00

The only ones I could remember were the little and big dipper and orion's belt

RNRSaturday · 2012-09-09T02:29:15+00:00

I see the French Revolution.

mmforeal · 2012-09-09T04:33:01+00:00

Taken from South Park "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"

Glad no one on reddit cares about crediting sources . .

stussy-one · 2012-09-09T04:31:53+00:00

Light pollution

blackjackyo · 2012-09-09T05:22:36+00:00

Another repost

Trewq343 · 2012-09-09T01:41:23+00:00

Reminds me of Skyrim...

Goem · 2012-09-09T05:30:17+00:00

repost

Deergoose · 2012-09-09T03:43:51+00:00

Did you see that at the planeh arium?

Ethoxyethaan · 2012-09-09T04:57:57+00:00

South park season 2 episode 11: roger ebert should lay off the fatty foods

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s02e11-roger-ebert-should-lay-off-the-fatty-foods

3:42

Volsunga · 2012-09-09T05:26:19+00:00

Looks like somebody grew up in the city and has never seen a night sky. The constellations are more than the component stars, they are massive clouds of gas and dust that form the imagery imagined by ancient astronomers. The clouds have changed dramatically over a few thousand years, but the basic outlines still make sense.

Seriously though, next Friday, drive to the least populated area of your state/country, nap through the evening, then wake up around midnight and look at the stars. It will be a life-changing experience for you. Spend your whole weekend in bumfuck nowhere and just wait for the nights so you can stargaze. Take a girl with you and probably get laid as well.

goldblob3 · 2012-09-09T05:46:44+00:00

this is a repost

penutk · 2012-09-09T06:05:54+00:00

And this post over hear... is a repost

CashMoneyChina · 2012-09-09T06:21:00+00:00

Hasn't this been reposted maybe 5 times now?

ivosaurus · 2012-09-09T04:57:04+00:00

It was probably a tiny bit darker out when they were naming them.

(hence a shit load more stars to see and get ideas from)

lethargicwalrus · 2012-09-09T03:38:53+00:00

The repost is strong in this submission.

Lion_Cub_Kurz · 2012-09-09T04:14:35+00:00

Repost

Jukepot · 2012-09-09T04:15:54+00:00

Source is South Park, by the way!

ThrasherContinue · 2012-09-09T07:11:54+00:00

See that post there

REPOST

TheTots · 2012-09-09T07:12:09+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Constellations	1^com	-2^pts	1^mo	funny
What it feels like when I try to learn the constellations.	1^com	3^pts	1^mo	funny
What it feels like when I try to learn the constellations.	659^coms	2154^pts	2^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

nathanlegit · 2012-09-09T04:19:07+00:00

Oh look, another shameless karma whore..

corbinbleu · 2012-09-09T04:22:38+00:00

I smell a repost

thesummerkid · 2012-09-09T00:51:58+00:00

IT's funny because exagerations.....GOD i'm drUnk...

LittleTortillaBoy7 · 2012-09-09T03:57:05+00:00

good south park episode haha

charlieDaEnt · 2012-09-09T03:55:58+00:00

Thank god it's not just me.......

EuphoriaInBMinor · 2012-09-09T04:21:21+00:00

They sure do leave a lot to the imagination

GlutenFreeLove · 2012-09-09T04:58:19+00:00

Over there is big pineapple.. And over there, little pile of crackers! (Tara from Buffy reference!)

ForgottenFork · 2012-09-09T05:04:35+00:00

Plane'arium

Hotfuss69 · 2012-09-09T05:15:29+00:00

Totally fucking true

Dracovitch · 2012-09-09T05:24:30+00:00

Ah yes, one of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes. This and when they snap Officer Barbrady out of his Elvis Phase "Thank you for saving me from a fate worse then death."

mandano · 2012-09-09T05:34:10+00:00

So what you're saying is you've never been outside the city and looked up at night. It's amazing how many stars one can see without that shit ton of light pollution

lobstilops · 2012-09-09T05:35:14+00:00

Seems legit

revel5150 · 2012-09-09T05:38:41+00:00

Pre TV/Internet years. Man. People did stuff like this. I heard they even came up with a book full of bullshit... Animals in boats. Parting the sea. Virgins having babies...

Thereminz · 2012-09-09T05:43:16+00:00

arc to arcturus...

Desefortunadamente · 2012-09-09T05:55:31+00:00

And that right is the chariot race.

Jokka42 · 2012-09-09T06:05:41+00:00

INCOMING!

friendlymaniac · 2012-09-09T06:10:30+00:00

TRY TO FIND WHERES WALLY IN THE SKY!

apatheticjester · 2012-09-09T06:12:45+00:00

I'm 90 percent sure thats a picture of the moon and venus.

Dacien1983 · 2012-09-09T06:12:47+00:00

It's funny, but what a burned out fucking joke.

UZUMATI-JAMESON · 2012-09-09T06:26:30+00:00

I just found out today that there's a 3rd "dipper" constellation. It's very small, I named it the mini dipper.

sunamcmanus · 2012-09-09T06:26:57+00:00

SOUTH PARK

OP_Is_A_Fag_Because · 2012-09-09T06:29:16+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WAS THAT WHAT WAS POSTED JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO? I ALMOST FORGOT.

PineapplesJustice · 2012-09-09T06:32:40+00:00

Great south park episode :')

Pravusmentis · 2012-09-09T06:51:31+00:00

/r/projectreddit constellation challenge represent!

Show me your skills!

The big dipper isn't really a constellation

abortionpunch · 2012-09-09T07:17:31+00:00

I have absolutely no interest in logging on reddit because of posts like this

joel2point0 · 2012-09-09T07:55:56+00:00

This is great.

Gravenhex12 · 2012-09-09T04:51:35+00:00

re motha fuckin post

PigeonBoy · 2012-09-09T04:41:28+00:00

I appreciate this South Park reference.

mikeylikey420 · 2012-09-09T04:57:18+00:00

south park...!?

TheEntail · 2012-09-09T03:55:52+00:00

I've seen this so many times, but...

Sobertese · 2012-09-09T04:35:07+00:00

This goes to show you, the most influential minds in human history, who studied the skies and made sense of their surroundings, we're all really really high

red7up · 2012-09-09T04:03:12+00:00

funny

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