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[–]nryan85 474 points475 points ago

[–]Timthos 197 points198 points ago

It's amazing how the lights perfectly demarcate the borders to South Korea and China.

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 58 points59 points ago

It also makes it really obvious where Pyongyang is even if you had no idea prior to viewing it. Me: "Oh, it's probably the one with lights on."

[–]The_Minstrel 231 points232 points ago

Demarcate

Verb:
Set the boundaries or limits of. Separate or distinguish from.

[–]kingtrewq 46 points47 points ago

Thanks, saved me a few seconds of googling

[–]ifuxwithdat 21 points22 points ago

Isn't it pretty obvious what the word means by the context in the sentence...?

[–]kingtrewq 19 points20 points ago

Yes, but I would check anyway. To confirm and learn a new word. Knowing vaguely what something most likely means is not enough for me.

[–]Gizka3000 66 points67 points ago

This clearly shows Best Korea's efforts to save energy and thus spare the environment, opposed to the excessive light wasting in Capitalist Korea.

[–]metalninjacake2 130 points131 points ago

Best Korea vs. South Korea photo:

FTFY.

[–]Battletooth 123 points124 points ago

You are now a moderator at /r/pingpong

[–]metalninjacake2 57 points58 points ago

I got so excited when I thought this said /r/pyongyang

[–]BLT_with_extra_bacon 1107 points1108 points ago

[–]slazer88 184 points185 points ago

[–]nikkukun 68 points69 points ago

It looks like he's the singer in some kind of hardcore band.

[–]AriBBCP 108 points109 points ago

he is

[–]lamprey187 27 points28 points ago

[–]HazelnutSpread 323 points324 points ago

Your name sounds freaking delicious

[–]BaconRapin 207 points208 points ago

You're goddamn right it does.

[–]StairwayToTruth 65 points66 points ago

You must really like bacon.

[–]Xemic 76 points77 points ago

rapin bacon isn't about really liking bacon, it's about exerting your power over bacon ...

[–]StairwayToTruth 135 points136 points ago

Yours would kill me. :(

[–]HazelnutSpread 44 points45 points ago

allergic to hazelnuts? D:

[–]StairwayToTruth 59 points60 points ago

All nuts. Ain't that nuts?

[–]gunby 97 points98 points ago

What about deez nuts?

[–]StairwayToTruth 89 points90 points ago

Especially deez nuts.

[–]Nerd_Swag 11 points12 points ago

As does yours.

[–]Nerd_Swag 20 points21 points ago

It just doesn't have the same effect without the music.

[–]lit3myfir3 76 points77 points ago

[–]NateTheGreat8 4 points5 points ago

I love stumbling upon your account Accidentally!

[–]BKDX 1321 points1322 points ago

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A PYONGYANG PARTY BECAUSE A PYONGYANG PARTY IS MANDATORY!

[–]StairwayToTruth 598 points599 points ago

WE CAN PYONGYANG IF WE WANT TO

WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND

'CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T PYONGYANG AND IF YOUR FRIENDS DON'T PYONGYANG

WELL THEY'RE BANNED FROM /R/PYONGYANG

[–]wafflesareforever 115 points116 points ago

ROLLIN DOWN THE STREET, SMOKIN NOTHIN, SIPPIN ON NOTHIN AND NOTHIN

[–]Draggedaround 164 points165 points ago

You have been banned from /r/pyongyang

[–]subdep 8 points9 points ago

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL PYONGYANG....

[–]ladiesman_217 11 points12 points ago

You can't check in, but you can always leave

[–]UhbeePottah 34 points35 points ago

Also applicable to Liz Lemon parties.

[–]NotTrying2Hard 851 points852 points ago

[–]oshaCaller 437 points438 points ago

127 million views......

[–]r_e_d_d_i_t 274 points275 points ago

And still climbing...

[–]toThe9thPower 199 points200 points ago

It was just the other day it broke 100 million. So 127 million is a huge jump. It will likely hit 200 within 2 weeks from now because it only seems to be getting more popular.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 454 points455 points ago

Nah, that's because I've watched it 20 million times.

[–]derajydac 104 points105 points ago

If you click the insights, the video has almost been climbing exponentially in views.

[–]slytherinspy1960 43 points44 points ago

what video is that?

[–]thisissamsaxton 248 points249 points ago

What video has the most views right now?

Justin Beiber - Baby :-/

[–]KillEmAll83 134 points135 points ago

I clicked just to check the views, but this was a nice surprise.

[–]sorkinisadorkin 88 points89 points ago

It's a great video, but part of me is just watching it now to help it get more views than Justin Bieber. I dream of a day when the top Youtube video isn't terrible.

[–]derajydac 62 points63 points ago

I watch it because it is brilliant. It is inevitable that at some it will overtake Bieber.

[–]jamie1414 16 points17 points ago

So brave.

[–]royisabau5 22 points23 points ago

7.951 to the 9th

To make your username relevant

[–]martiniman 30 points31 points ago

Watching the Like/Dislike bar update in real time is insane.

[–]jckgat 13 points14 points ago

Damn, that's like 30 million in the last week.

[–]jackiepanda 32 points33 points ago

not gonna lie, at least a million of those were from me.

[–]SuperFly_PinkiePie 117 points118 points ago

Dude, [Incredibly simply] math time.

As of right now (12:55 A.M, U.S Eastern time) that video has 127,900,933 views.

That video is 253 seconds long.

The product of the number of views and video playtime is 32,358,936,049 seconds.

Now lets convert.

That pretty number up there is equal to 1026 years (I just used 365 as the base conversion for a year and rounded to the nearest year.) or just over a Millennium.

In a matter of 7 weeks, SEVEN WEEKS, this video has amassed over a thousand years of view-time. In view-time, this video is 4.3 times older than the United States of America.

Dude...

[–]Madrawn 46 points47 points ago

Damn it, we should have built a pyramid or something instead of watching it.

[–]feared_rear_admiral 28 points29 points ago

it makes you think man. if we could somehow interface humans together in parallel as an actual hivemind we could achieve unimaginable things.

[–]SoThisIsSlaveryHmm 38 points39 points ago

I still think it was pretty crazy he showed up at the VMAs

[–]sbwdux 11 points12 points ago

Almost 128 million when I just watched it (for the 34th time)

[–]Hobbes4247791 228 points229 points ago

Good lord, why am I not tired of this, yet?

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 154 points155 points ago

It's because of elevator guy.

[–]eat-your-corn-syrup 133 points134 points ago

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 66 points67 points ago

He cleans up nicely.

[–]brohamma 13 points14 points ago

quite Fly

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 31 points32 points ago

Woah holy shit, dat sex appeal

[–]FancySack 153 points154 points ago

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 60 points61 points ago

This is glorious. I wish you and all of your descendants wealth and good health.

[–]konekoanni 15 points16 points ago

This gif is why I watched the video to begin with. I had no idea what I was watching, and it was glorious.

[–]Charm_City_Charlie 69 points70 points ago

This has been my desktop background for a couple weeks.
Changed it one night when I was drunk; no regrets.

[–]Thompsons 9 points10 points ago

elevator guy gets me every time!

[–]kanfayo 184 points185 points ago

My theory is that-and this assumes you don't speak Korean- it's because you have no idea what most of the lyrics mean, and therefore they don't get old after hearing them for the fifteenth time, as they kinda go in one ear and out the other. That combined with the fact that it's an awesomely hilarious video to begin with, which also helps open your eyes to a portion of the pop culture in another country, means that this video will take a lot to get old. At least the music anyway.

[–]nolieword 104 points105 points ago

i speak korean fluently but have an american background. i can guarantee you if you spoke korean the lyrics would be fucking hilarious every time you heard it.

[–]AllieNB 7 points8 points ago

Is there a translation of the lyrics somewhere?

[–]Ciryandor 25 points26 points ago

[–]SirAuron 57 points58 points ago

I am pretty sure even if I understood the lyrics, I would not get sick of it, because it has a really good beat. Also, Korea women.

[–]-Tommy 46 points47 points ago

Korean woman are so hot

[–]thomasgangwar 204 points205 points ago

Because it is the best.

[–]_jeth 78 points79 points ago

This is the correct answer.

[–]StairwayToTruth 7 points8 points ago

Gangnam style is best style!

[–]Roboticide 53 points54 points ago

I feel like it's kind of like LMFAO and Party Rock Anthem. It's just kind of weird and fun. Nobody is really taking themselves seriously, so you don't take it seriously, so you don't really get tired of it.

That and they're both just catchy as fuck.

[–]Jess_than_three 4 points5 points ago

Party Rock Anthem is even better when illustrated literally, IMO.

[–]Kingmudsy 51 points52 points ago

Goddamit, I'll be the one to say it...Psy is a fucking genious, and the song is great. I don't even know why. I need to go sit and think about my life...

[–]fleetze 43 points44 points ago

I just wanted to hear the song again and didn't want to type it into youtube. Thanks.

[–]ezekielvander 51 points52 points ago

Reddit: making the internet even more lazy, one blue link at a time.

[–]RiPotato 10 points11 points ago

I think this one would be purple to most.

[–]seaners111 75 points76 points ago

Thanks, I didn't understand the reference in the second picture.

[–]iLuVtiffany 59 points60 points ago

How was your vacation under a rock?

[–]DePingus 16 points17 points ago

I didn't get the reference either. Now I'm really hoping this guy is the leader of South Korea.

[–]tylerwatt12 20 points21 points ago

@1:38 is where this picture is from if anyone wants to know.

[–]wildeorchids 11 points12 points ago

Thank you. I, too, didn't understand the reference. Quite the awesome video.

[–]FurriesRuinEverythin 183 points184 points ago

North Korea isn't all that bad. Pizza is legal there.

[–]WeekendWarrior25 110 points111 points ago

woman can now wear pants!

[–]FurriesRuinEverythin 66 points67 points ago

Hmm... You're right, I guess we should be pointing out the downsides of it as well.

[–]Forgot_password_shit 7 points8 points ago

Actually, communism (even if it is a dictatorship) supports the idea of equal genders. Women wearing pants was in fashion in communist countries way before it was socially acceptable in the west.

[–]Mrs_Damon 96 points97 points ago

I'm about 97% sure they're both saying, "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady!"

But I could be wrong.

[–]buttunz 267 points268 points ago

Also, Starcraft.

[–]phantomsniper773 289 points290 points ago

[–]hawkeale 87 points88 points ago

This is actually what I expected to see, so when I clicked the link I was pleasantly surprised.

[–]Rayzero 94 points95 points ago

what I expected to see

pleasantly surprised

wut.

[–]aVtumn 28 points29 points ago

He's saying he expected to see Master phantomsniper773's link instead of the OP so when he opened the OP he was pleasantly surprised.

[–]phantomsniper773 29 points30 points ago

[–]hinduguru 20 points21 points ago

Blizzard owes Korea a few Christmas cards

[–]coloncalamity 67 points68 points ago

Yelling at butts is definitely gangnam style.

[–]Ciryandor 533 points534 points ago

ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Heeeyyy sexy laaaaadyyyyy

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) Op

(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op

(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 Op

〜( ̄△ ̄〜) Op

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Oppan Gangnam Style!

[–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 12 points13 points ago

Haha, I love those. So much more variety of expression than the set you usually see when restricted to the standard English character set.

[–]Electric999999 1394 points1395 points ago

You are now banned from r/Pyongyang.

[–]Kim_JongUn 777 points778 points ago

Naa, that's pretty good.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 703 points704 points ago

You're definitely banned from /r/Pyongyang

[–]RebelTactics 117 points118 points ago

He'll never find the joy that The Dear Leader puts in our minds and hearts. So sad.

[–]dontlemmedown 188 points189 points ago

Banned from /r/pyongyang for talking about our Fearless Leader in the presence of those already banned from /r/pyongyang.

[–]Canadian_Government 109 points110 points ago

Banned from /r/pyongyang for talking about our Fearless Leader in the presence of those already banned from /r/pyongyang.

[–]dontlemmedown 98 points99 points ago

Banned for copying the comment of someone banned from /r/pyongyang.

[–]CannedBeef 77 points78 points ago

Banning for reading a comment written by someone banned from /r/pyongyang

[–]CoCo26 44 points45 points ago

I just got banned, thanks.

[–]achievable_chode44 23 points24 points ago

Banned for reading a comment about someone banned for reading a comment from /r/pyongyang

[–]Eat_Bacon_nomnomnom 58 points59 points ago

When did Canada become north korea's enforcer?

[–]WalkerGeek 66 points67 points ago

When did Canada become ANYONE'S enforcer?

[–]TheDevilChicken 27 points28 points ago

Since the tragic loss of our Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve we had to show the world our might.

[–]backyard_cat 27 points28 points ago

We are sorry for banning you.

[–]Canadian_Government 25 points26 points ago

you have been banned from /r/canada eh

[–]qwe340 7 points8 points ago

sorry

[–]i_rape_moms 15 points16 points ago

Banned from/r/pyongyang for questioning North Korea's power

[–]stevegcook 19 points20 points ago

Banned from /r/pyongyang for discussing North Korea's power.

[–]j-hook 35 points36 points ago

Banned from /r/pyongyang for discussing.

[–]tbaxattack 337 points338 points ago

Is r/pyongyang real life?

[–]thepeterjohnson 495 points496 points ago

Is r/pyongyang just fantasy?

[–]red321red321 1086 points1087 points ago

Caught in a randsride no escrape from rearity

[–]r_e_d_d_i_t 413 points414 points ago

Open your eyes ಠ_ಠ Rook up to the sky and seeeeeeeeeee

[–]RecursiveInfinity 210 points211 points ago

I'M JUST A POOR BOY! (like everyone else in N. Korea)

[–]the_rekoner 225 points226 points ago

I have no rice to eat.

[–]Dr_Cunning_Linguist 182 points183 points ago

Because I'm easy come, to workcamp go.

[–]FutonSpecOps 35 points36 points ago

I think you mixed up your cardinal directions, bro.

[–]condescending_potato 139 points140 points ago

Open your eyes... Oh wait

[–]whitesack 15 points16 points ago

[–]big_ol_boners 12 points13 points ago

Is everyone there a troll or are they that fucking serious?

[–]sinotized 8 points9 points ago

They are that fucking serious. What else did you expect the dear leader to do with reddit?

[–]TheSandyRavage 12 points13 points ago

I nearly rolled over when I saw there wasn't a downvote button.

[–]Phyics_Son 24 points25 points ago

EHHHHHHH SEXY comrad

[–]RoboticAlligator 64 points65 points ago

One of their threads. http://imgur.com/XPMI3

They don't take kindly to opinions

[–]GypsyPunk 154 points155 points ago

You are now banned from /r/pyongyang

ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ)  Op

(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op

(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 Op

〜( ̄△ ̄〜) Op

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Oppan Gangnam Style

[–]FRUIT_SALAD_FTW 29 points30 points ago

The top comments are getting way too easy to predict...

[–]hurrayfortimemachine 13 points14 points ago

Ayyyy sexy lady.

[–]ivegotfullblownaids 99 points100 points ago

Just went there and posted this. Now wait.

Edit: Great success!

[–]hrrrrsn 92 points93 points ago

I'm totally already banned, but why not this one?

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 73 points74 points ago

No you didn't.

Edit: All glory to Kim Jong-un!

[–]angrybrother273 17 points18 points ago

Dude. The loop on that .gif sucks. Go back and make it again with a better loop.

[–]Clue57 372 points373 points ago

South Korea is best Korea.

[–]Riousenkai 165 points166 points ago

I don't think Great Leader would like this.

[–]toThe9thPower 91 points92 points ago

Here are some other things from Korea you might enjoy, they are of the female variety.

 

Kara

Sistar

f(x)

And another Sistar performance because of a rather epic booty jiggle at 43 seconds in.

 

Play them in 1080p if you can. They will autoplay in 720p though.

 

 

EDIT: I know I didn't post SNSD but there is actually a couple videos on my channel. I didn't want to give you guys way too many links and figured it would be best to focus on lesser known groups. My selection isn't as good as I would want and have been planning on adding more soon.

EDIT2: Sorry I really couldn't link to every performance ever. I assure you all of your suggestions are things I know of and enjoy. I highly suggest linking to performances though instead of MV. They are always better live.

 

Here is the music video for their most recent Japanese song Paparazzi with the vocals isolated more.

1080p MV of their most recent Korean release "The Boys"

 

 

I do need to add more SNSD, I know I know. Maybe you should subscribe and I will have more reason to add some live performances? I have a rather large stash of performances I could upload from.

ლ(ʘ‿ʘლ)

[–]nickrandall 31 points32 points ago

toThe9thPower

and no SNSD?

I can help you out with some other groups too:

T-ARA - ROLY POLY

Orange Caramel - Shanghai Romance

Brown Eyed Girls - SIGN

IU - Good Day

INFINITE - The Chaser

SUPER JUNIOR-M - SUPER GIRL

Clazziquai Project - Sweety

Those are just some of the more popular songs and they're easier to get into, check out /r/kpop if you like any of them!

[–]westhe 16 points17 points ago

What about 2ne1? Come on now.

[–]waddupworld 7 points8 points ago

North Korea is the ONLY Korea

[–]hinduguru 115 points116 points ago

Fire Nation vs. Gangnam Nation

[–]knirefnel 144 points145 points ago

[–]classy_stegasaurus 50 points51 points ago

Say what you will about tumblr, but when they deliver, they deliver

[–]heardlb 215 points216 points ago

This is why I support the south

[–]One_More_Comment 203 points204 points ago

We need a black person to approve this joke, so that I can laugh at it.

[–]DeathStep 163 points164 points ago

I just did. Go wild.

[–]StairwayToTruth 72 points73 points ago

Prove your Darkness!

[–]DeathStep 374 points375 points ago

[–]DeathStep 63 points64 points ago

If you give you shall receive.

[–]heardlb 41 points42 points ago

You look like you can program computers while playing football.

[–]DeathStep 75 points76 points ago

Bet you wouldn't have thought i'm a tennis player who wants to go into Genetics.

[–]heardlb 50 points51 points ago

God I love reddit

[–]StairwayToTruth 13 points14 points ago

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 122 points123 points ago

I'm in Oakland right now, does that count?

[–]Its42 28 points29 points ago

I live in Memphis, together we make one acceptable black person

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[–]TheRedComet 2 points3 points ago

Why don't we just compromise and say you're 3/5ths of one?

[–]Its42 2 points3 points ago

Hehe, history jokes.

[–]zbrasseur1 6 points7 points ago

California was a free state. So I'm not sure.

[–]One_More_Comment 20 points21 points ago

I don't know.. I might still feel a little guilty after I laugh.

[–]DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT 24 points25 points ago

Georgian here Yeehaw motherfucker

[–]iRodTouch 119 points120 points ago

[–]ruderabbit 46 points47 points ago

Shouldn't it be DAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS ...?

[–]Rswany 32 points33 points ago

No, Psy is a parselmouth.


EDIT: had parselmouth.. thought it was wrong so I ninja edited to parseltongue, was informed that parselmouth is correct so changed it back...

[–]StairwayToTruth 33 points34 points ago

[–]attack_panic 10 points11 points ago

Now I just feel dirty.

[–]snatchinyopeopleup 50 points51 points ago

[–]Jellyman1472 121 points122 points ago

Plot twist: they're both the same person.

[–]NickDerpkins 109 points110 points ago

plot twist: accually is dolan

[–]iGilmer 96 points97 points ago

jong un pls

[–]As0l[!] 42 points43 points ago

Dat memecenter

[–]Wabbstarful 20 points21 points ago

I was expecting people to get pissed about this.

[–]puro 22 points23 points ago

ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ)  Op

(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op

(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 Op

〜( ̄△ ̄〜) Op

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Oppan Gangnam Style

PSY LIVE

GANGNAM STYLE

GANGNAM STYLE (2012 olympics)

GANGNAM STYLE ft. HYUNA

oh PSY...

[–]mrfrownieface 5 points6 points ago

So if I'm reading this right, north Koreans are assholes that yell, and south Koreans like to yell into assholes?

[–]SoMuchDrift 15 points16 points ago

This is probably the greatest thing that has ever been bestowed upon my optic spheres.

[–]mybffwwhite 21 points22 points ago

오빠 강남 스타일!

[–]Its42 83 points84 points ago

pahahaha it IS the jews fault!

[–]Hwk11 8 points9 points ago

[–]yaredw 14 points15 points ago

Does anybody have a version without the memecenter banner?

[–]NOT_BUYIN_IT 5 points6 points ago

Kim Jong Un seems to be taking baby steps in actually reforming his country in a capitalistic direction; allowing farmers to keep excess crops, etc. I am very cautiously optimistic. Like I said, baby steps, not giant leaps. Google it.

[–]bonyhawk 35 points36 points ago

This is so ignorant. Rosie O'Donnell isn't korean.

[–]Skepticali 3 points4 points ago

Had to listen to the song after seeing this.

[–]ohmeohmyke 4 points5 points ago

Everyone knows Koreans are breast men.