This is happening inside of you right now.

seakay · 2012-09-09T04:26:26+00:00

There's also poop inside you right now.

Yes, that's right - poop is gross, and you have some inside you right now. Take a quick think about your significant other, your family, your parents - they all have poop inside them right now too. That beautiful woman you just checked out on r/nsfw? Yep - she was carrying poop with her when that photo was taken. Some bigger than others, some greenish, some dark, some soft, some not - some that will float, some that won't.

While you're reading this, the poop inside you is slithering its way towards your anus via a sticky mucous like substance. It's putting more and more pressure on your bowels to contract so you can release your disgusting, steamy, stinky, hulking mess of shit that you've been carrying around like an internal sub sandwich for the past 12 hours. You disgusting shit monster you.

Cool heart gif tho bro...

twin-cest · 2012-09-09T02:44:12+00:00

My little brother's heart is beating inside of a 69-year-old man now, giving a stranger a second chance of life with his early death. This gif reminds me, and makes me feel better about losing him.

tetsuga3 · 2012-09-09T02:01:55+00:00

I felt in sync with that. Amazing.

Darktidemage · 2012-09-09T02:24:42+00:00

How the FUCK did you know I have a disembodied heart with electrodes stimulating it up my ass?

ElementalBrain · 2012-09-09T02:22:14+00:00

No, it is notmhglflggsldhjzt

_ShyGuy_ · 2012-09-09T04:34:20+00:00

My heart was beating in sync to it, then the gif froze. DON'T FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!

heeloliver · 2012-09-09T03:45:21+00:00

I always find it hard to believe that the heart is always working...always moving...always keeping us alive no matter what. I find it surprising we don't have problems earlier.....the human body just amazes me.

tennis12master · 2012-09-09T02:10:50+00:00

It's amazing. That we are able to keep the most vital organ of ours outside of our bodies and still have it function as it normally does.. It really amazes me what the human body is capable of.

LordP0tato · 2012-09-09T03:01:19+00:00

FALSE. PROOF: Dick Cheny

umdiddly · 2012-09-09T02:42:56+00:00

can that guy who fixes and centers gifs come in and do some magic?

doghe14 · 2012-09-09T02:57:44+00:00

Was I the only one that forgot how to breathe when I watched that

ill_jefe · 2012-09-09T03:11:19+00:00

as a nurse who works in an open heart surgery intensive care unit...its cool to see the LV kick.

samanthakm9 · 2012-09-09T03:19:02+00:00

Thank you, heart

themikeysteve · 2012-09-09T03:30:06+00:00

NOPE. Get that shit outta me

JBLikesHeavyMetal · 2012-09-09T03:21:03+00:00

My heartbeat synced up with the gif after I stared at it.

HerpJersey · 2012-09-09T03:26:44+00:00

And then I died.

TearHugger · 2012-09-09T03:35:24+00:00

That's the most I've ever been aware of my heart.

Kelsig · 2012-09-09T03:42:07+00:00

As a venophobe, fuck you OP. Fuck you.

reenburger · 2012-09-09T03:45:01+00:00

That's a heart.

GorillaWar · 2012-09-09T03:47:33+00:00

It's stuff like this that made me want to stay away from biology and anatomy classes. It bothers me to know that inside me things happen. It's disturbing.

All that being said, it's a nice gif.

exteenaw · 2012-09-09T04:03:18+00:00

How do we not feel that constantly? I mean, I know if I put my head up against someone's chest I feel the vibrations faintly. But that thing looks like it jolts about with a lot of force.

ThatPony · 2012-09-09T04:10:39+00:00

Whenever I see something like this, I become hyper-aware and my chest starts to feel really weird; like my heart is about to burst out of my chest or something. So, like an idiot, I put my hand on my chest to keep it from jumping out.

capfal · 2012-09-09T05:02:08+00:00

Color.

retsamwerB · 2012-09-09T03:48:22+00:00

I clicked on this while listening to 'Convergence' by Jonny Greenwood. Strangest experience ever.

theceasar · 2012-09-09T03:56:48+00:00

Isn't that just amazing..... beautiful too (in my opinion)

pishiver · 2012-09-09T04:02:37+00:00

As a hemophobe...fuck you.

Kind_Of_A_Dick · 2012-09-09T04:11:26+00:00

Bullshit. There's no alcohol in that gif.

carved_face · 2012-09-09T04:13:18+00:00

watching this gif while the Black Ops title screen beats away freaked me the FUCK out.

Body_of_Secrets · 2012-09-09T04:14:59+00:00

Something about the image of a beating heart creeps me out a little. That said, this is amazing and I'm so happy we have the technology to be able to accomplish this.

erratic_gardener · 2012-09-09T04:16:32+00:00

No it's not. I'm Karl Rove, and I run on oil.

stemurph88 · 2012-09-09T04:23:46+00:00

Whoa I can totally see where the popular shape of the heart comes from. It looks like a traditional Valnetine heart with Jabba the Hut sitting on top of it with the hiccups.

ItWillBeMine · 2012-09-09T04:25:40+00:00

Doesn't look very reliable.

So, that's reassuring.

southernbelladonna · 2012-09-09T04:29:24+00:00

Aaaaand now I'm fixated on my heartbeat. Thanks a bunch.

B33rNuts · 2012-09-09T04:32:07+00:00

Make it stop! Make it Stop! Mak........

chasehochs · 2012-09-09T04:34:36+00:00

i feel so bad for my heart. i wish i could give him just a little break...

brokendimension · 2012-09-09T04:35:59+00:00

There's hardly any blood moving if you look at the tube.

stemgang · 2012-09-09T04:38:10+00:00

And all of your cells are soaking in blood because of that.

It's a good thing.

ngomez91 · 2012-09-09T04:41:25+00:00

PHEW, good thing I'm drunk

happycrabeatsthefish · 2012-09-09T04:47:19+00:00

Dub..Dub..Dub..Dub..Dub..Dub..Dub..

dacreux · 2012-09-09T04:47:41+00:00

You are now manually beating your heart.

DJ_Febreeze · 2012-09-09T04:53:00+00:00

Not me! dies

MindlessDreamer · 2012-09-09T04:53:04+00:00

Shitty title level: shitty

TheAdAgency · 2012-09-09T04:55:02+00:00

When I think of essential organs such as this, I am amazed that they never ever stop working. Which naturally scares me witless.

lostrock · 2012-09-09T04:56:48+00:00

Jimmy status: Jimmy

Hesperus · 2012-09-09T05:00:14+00:00

Where's stabilization attempt when you need him?

Af_and_Hemah · 2012-09-09T05:03:16+00:00

I spent about 5 minutes refreshing the page until my heartbeat synchronized with the gif. Totally worth it.

atomp95 · 2012-09-09T05:03:52+00:00

As Bill Nye would say " Lub Dub, Lub Dub"

BeerBaronBrent · 2012-09-09T05:06:10+00:00

Don't act like you know me!

RocKiNRanen · 2012-09-09T05:07:20+00:00

Then why is it outside of me?

MetalManic · 2012-09-09T05:08:16+00:00

nope. my heart doesn't back blood up

tblackwood · 2012-09-09T05:08:24+00:00

This is hopefully happening inside of you right now.

FTFY

Koalagenetalia · 2012-09-09T05:11:40+00:00

This is offensive to dead people

photoknut · 2012-09-09T05:12:15+00:00

But when my ex-g/f broke up with me, her reason was that "I am heartless"..?

LittleKey · 2012-09-09T05:14:11+00:00

The human body is an amazing, awesome thing.

MadroxKran · 2012-09-09T05:21:05+00:00

My enemies would beg to differ.

abasto · 2012-09-09T05:27:14+00:00

I needed the reminder. Thank you.

Killer_waffles · 2012-09-09T05:28:29+00:00

We did not have the parts.

iLeo · 2012-09-09T05:29:17+00:00

I seriously freaked out when after looking at this gif because I reached to feel mine and could not feel a thing. It worried me for some reason, obviously I'm alive and beating but not being able to feel that reassuring beat sent me into a panic. The panic quicked my heartbeat and it began to pound loud enough for me to hear/feel it. OP, thank you very little for that scare.

nicholas240 · 2012-09-09T05:30:33+00:00

I have mitral valve prolapse. So mine makes a squishy noise!

Officer_Danger · 2012-09-09T05:39:44+00:00

Joke's on you, I'm a zombie.

dovahkiin65 · 2012-09-09T05:43:54+00:00

It doesn't help that it's perfectly synced with my heartbeat.

Kongo204 · 2012-09-09T05:46:18+00:00

Mine is leaking and has a little metal coil lodged somewhere in it

fetus_cruncher · 2012-09-09T05:51:00+00:00

You mean I'm not dead? WTF!!!

Takeabyte · 2012-09-09T05:51:47+00:00

My whole everything tickled!

Timijin · 2012-09-09T06:00:02+00:00

And oddly enough I am okay with this!

Glitchz0rz · 2012-09-09T06:06:07+00:00

It syncs up really well with this remix (sorry I can't gifsound it, I only have the YTMND)

BaxterMudsyLinco · 2012-09-09T06:08:00+00:00

Mine is growing to the size of Secretariat's and about to explode. Sadly, I haven't won any races. Wasted potential....

defthmpf · 2012-09-09T06:16:00+00:00

Hope so

DecryptedGaming · 2012-09-09T06:18:11+00:00

People are naked under their clothes.

matthewmora · 2012-09-09T06:22:55+00:00

don't jinx it

NachoBabyDaddy · 2012-09-09T06:31:30+00:00

Pretty sure this is a fake heart from Gray's Anatomy or something

Ubaralook · 2012-09-09T06:34:21+00:00

That's an eerie thought...

asnom · 2012-09-09T06:44:16+00:00

Was really cool when I noticed it was in sync with my heart beat

kinuman93 · 2012-09-09T06:48:14+00:00

AAAAAH! Kill it!...wait...Ooooh. KILL IT!!

dankhimself · 2012-09-09T07:01:23+00:00

Yo mamma has that happening inside of her.

Locusthorde300 · 2012-09-09T07:02:02+00:00

Sometimes I wish I could see my own heart beat.

linedrive18 · 2012-09-09T07:02:03+00:00

It just beats so violently. It's crazy knowing that thing is inside of us, imploding and exploding every second.

brunchman12 · 2012-09-09T07:16:51+00:00

Is it weird that this made my stomach grumble?

guardian1991 · 2012-09-09T07:18:44+00:00

Mesmerized.

jereddit · 2012-09-09T07:24:17+00:00

please..nsfw this...

Level_75_Zapdos · 2012-09-09T07:26:27+00:00

I have the weirdest boner right now...

sydneygamer · 2012-09-09T07:29:11+00:00

How do you know I'm not a vampire? That's quite an assumption you've made sir/ma'am.

yourgrandmaisazombie · 2012-09-09T07:29:49+00:00

My heart was beating at the same time as the one from the GIF. It was a weird feeling.

neurot · 2012-09-09T07:37:32+00:00

that is trully amazing.

another thought. why are so many people downvoting this? just to do it? i'm sure some are doing it for actual reasons. i wonder what they are.

DrZicter · 2012-09-09T07:37:55+00:00

...and then this happens to it

IAMA_Ghost_Boo · 2012-09-09T07:49:17+00:00

Not all of us.

Lonehangman · 2012-09-09T08:00:37+00:00

Only smaller? I don't know, I've never seen a human heart

Vegacon · 2012-09-09T08:26:16+00:00

A disembodied heart is beating inside of me?

Did I mistakenly eat it or something? D:

Mister_James · 2012-09-09T08:31:02+00:00

No it URK!!! X.x

InTheHamIAm · 2012-09-09T08:58:27+00:00

Superior/inferior vena-cava, right atria, bicuspid valve, right ventricle, semi-lunar valve, pulmonary artery, lungs, pulmonary vein, left atria, mitral valve, left ventricle, aortic valve, aorta, systemic circulation, superior/inferior vena-cava...

notcleverenough · 2012-09-09T09:09:24+00:00

Holy shit! How did you get the camera in there?

mastr_slik · 2012-09-09T09:10:44+00:00

go HEART

munchiemoon · 2012-09-09T09:25:11+00:00

Not if you're this guy.

melikeyshootey · 2012-09-09T01:55:42+00:00

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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