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Best coozie in the world. (imgur.com)

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[–]feralle 78 points79 points ago

In Australia, these are called stubby holders.

[–]Tea_Vea 19 points20 points ago

As I recall, it's closer to stubby 'olda.

[–]looseleafer 6 points7 points ago

cunt

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    [–]Dodge_Swinga 6 points7 points ago

    Strewth?

    [–]cformat 0 points1 point ago

    Oh c'mon! No they're not. They can't be called that. Can they? Do you call beers stubbies? This is hilarious.

    [–]morganr 10 points11 points ago

    The bottle is called a stubby, unless it's a tallie.

    [–]GravitasFreeZone 14 points15 points ago

    aka longneck

    [–]ryuza 4 points5 points ago

    Aka king brown

    [–]GravitasFreeZone 1 point2 points ago

    Holy hell this is a thing... some quick googling, from the VB wikipedia page (bolding is mine):

    Currently one third of the packaged beer sales in Australia are of VB. It is available in 375 mL cans ("tinnies"), short-necked 375 mL bottles ("stubbies"), 750 mL bottles ("Long Necks", "King Browns" or "Tallies") and "Twisties", "Throwies", "Throwdowns" or "Grenades" (250 ml bottles in the State of New South Wales). As of 2005 VB also comes in 500 ml tinnies ("Lunch Greens"), which are commonly drunk by trade workers on lunch, being just enough to quench their thirst and maintain maximum retention of their precious bodily fluids.[citation needed]. It used to be available in the Northern Territory in a 1 litre tinnie nicknamed a 'Killer can' (Kilo can).

    Grenades fucking lol

    Why is it that NT is where our best beer innovations come into existence and die a grisly alcohol-related death?

    [–]ryuza 1 point2 points ago

    Yeh in the bar i used to work theyd just ask for 'nades for the stubbies.

    [–]TheZiggurat614 1 point2 points ago

    so they're aware it's called a bottle, and sometimes refer to it as such...but also have 'extra' words like stubby and tallie just in case.

    wait what's a tallie

    [–]sneakersforsneaking 1 point2 points ago

    A 20oz/600ml beer.

    [–]PirateGloves 0 points1 point ago

    Longneck is 700mL, and 20oz is a pint which is 580mL

    [–]lordkabab 2 points3 points ago

    They really are.

    [–]feralle 1 point2 points ago

    Stubby holders

    [–]gizza 0 points1 point ago

    Do you call beers stubbies?

    Yes, we in fact do. If it's in a 330-375ml bottle anyway. This is because those bottles are stubby compared to the larger tall bottles which we tend to call longnecks.

    [–]ShakeweightPro -2 points-1 points ago

    Why not just call them hands?

    (two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff)

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      [–]JavaMoose 71 points72 points ago

      In case you want one of your own...actually pretty cheap too!

      [–]Sobertese 4 points5 points ago

      Wait, hold on... This guys not even a real doctor! I'm not taking prescription beer from a "Mister"

      [–]sublimelysavanna 7 points8 points ago

      That is actually the name of the patient. If you look, it is where the patient name legally belongs and over on the right-hand side, the prescribing doctor's name is printed. I am very pleased to see that the label is within the pharmacy law's margins.

      [–]Sobertese -1 points0 points ago

      Ah wait, I see it now, thats correct, it's Dr. Harold.

      I guess I haven't taken enough prescription drugs to be familiar with the format.

      [–]sublimelysavanna 0 points1 point ago

      For the sake of it, I am a pharmacy technician. Not a pill-popper.

      [–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

      Heh, wasn't my accusation. I just didn't read the whole label before commenting and thus feel like a moron.

      [–]boo44443 45 points46 points ago

      Seems fun at first but eventually you might regret it. Kind of like when your brother in law uses your computer which has keylogger installer still installed from when you were spying on your ex gf and you can't help but read his emails then you find out he's been embezzling from his job and you confront him and he starts shaking and then you tell him it's fine just send me graphic pictures and vids of you fucking your wife and all is well and he almost collapses but you maintain eye contact and he sees the bind he's and sighs and soon you get an email with a series of pov vids and pics and then you email gifs of you ejaculating on his wife and it's so fucking awesome when family picnics come around and when everyone's laughing you make eye contact and grin at him and then glance and tip your beer at his wife then him and you see him burning inside and it inspires you to send gifs on your 5 ejaculation bateathon to his inbox.

      [–]Fusrohduh 37 points38 points ago

      Yea just like that...

      [–]gwvent 25 points26 points ago

      Fucking hell I got exhausted reading that.

      [–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

      Good cure for that, one beer. 9/10 Mr.'s recommend it

      [–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

      This is like Reddits shitty version of a greentext story.

      [–]MorbidPenguin 17 points18 points ago

      Brother-in-law.... POV vids of him fucking his wife...

      [–]BwanaSplit 5 points6 points ago

      My brother-in-law is my husband's brother, so his wife is no relation. Just saying.

      [–]Tea_Vea 0 points1 point ago

      But if you're a woman then you're probably not ejaculating over his wife. In this case, brother-in-law is either the sister's husband (hence the problem) or wife's brother (no problem).

      [–]cinderflame 2 points3 points ago

      Female ejaculation does exist...

      [–]Tea_Vea -1 points0 points ago

      Not disagreeing, but the story seemed as though it was likely from a male pov. Hence the 'probably'. :)

      [–]cinderflame -1 points0 points ago

      Could also be a bisexual guy in a same-sex marriage (where legally recognized.)

      [–]rbasov -1 points0 points ago

      His Brother-In-Law could be his wife's brother in that case, so his BIL's wife still wouldn't have any relation.

      [–]BwanaSplit 1 point2 points ago

      I know, I was just pointing out that it wasn't necessarily incestuous :) weird as hell, yes.

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        [–]GoKickYourself 4 points5 points ago

        Really, Reddit? It's like I have no original thoughts...

        [–]GammaGames 2 points3 points ago

        Here ,,,.,.,.,,.,.!,.

        [–]emailrob 0 points1 point ago

        nailed it

        [–]xkleenexk -3 points-2 points ago

        eeeeeehhhhhhh...

        downvoted.

        [–]OnlySpoilers 0 points1 point ago

        You're drunk. And I'm drunk. Have an upvote

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          [–]tubbadog 6 points7 points ago

          Thanks for the link. Just ordered mine!!

          [–]heemat 0 points1 point ago

          Me too.

          [–]DancesWithElectrons 1 point2 points ago

          search carefully, this one is $14.95 - lots of others at cheaper prices.

          [–]staplesgowhere 0 points1 point ago

          Try ordering it from a Canadian source, they are usually cheaper there.

          [–]coronavegas 0 points1 point ago

          Perfect, wife can't argue when it's a prescription!

          [–]jun2san 0 points1 point ago

          I don't know where you're from but $15 is not cheap for a coozie. As much as I love Amazon, I'd suggest to look elsewhere.

          [–]JavaMoose 0 points1 point ago

          It was $7 when I posted it...

          [–]UncivilPeace 1 point2 points ago

          Ordered mine for $7.40 shipped 2 day free (Prime).

          [–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

          Tecate!

          [–]Ravine 4 points5 points ago

          It was my cheap beer of choice when I was in the states.

          [–]cinderflame 16 points17 points ago

          Funny, when I was in Mexico it was my cheap way of avoiding the water...

          [–]Dreamtrain 4 points5 points ago

          As a mexican, ugh Tecate Roja

          [–]inspectordeazoteas 0 points1 point ago

          I don't always drink Tecate; but when I do it has to be Blanca, in the bottle.

          [–]raydeen 2 points3 points ago

          Tecate is a good beer. You can drink a ton of it, get fucked up, and never wake up with a hangover.

          [–]TheLencho 6 points7 points ago

          As a person who drinks tons of Tecate, I do not approve this message.

          [–]gapball 1 point2 points ago

          As a person who thinks Tecate is the nastiest pisswater ever created, I also do not approve.

          [–]vinsite 1 point2 points ago

          Challenge accepted

          [–]RiotFTW 0 points1 point ago

          I recognized the can but couldn't remember the name of it. We don't have it over here in Florida (at least I don't think we do), but I drank a ton of it when I visited Texas!

          [–]huffglueinstead -1 points0 points ago

          Came here to specifically see to it that someone recognized the can and commented on it. Was not disappointed.

          [–]MTGothmog 0 points1 point ago

          I drank in when I was working out west, and I thought it had a creamy taste. When my friends visited I made them drink it and they hated it. Not bad in my opinion

          [–]Ayavaron 8 points9 points ago

          The name pun on the prescription reminds me of the prank calls that used to be a part of the Simpsons.

          "Is there an Al Kahaulik here? I'm looking for an Al Kahaulik."

          [–]callumgg 10 points11 points ago

          Al Ka.. Al Kah... Alcoholic! That took too long.

          [–]One_More_Comment 8 points9 points ago

          It's okay. My name's Mike Hunt, you?

          [–]StairwayToTruth 4 points5 points ago

          Mydie Chisshard.

          [–]Fencesinmymind 6 points7 points ago

          Eric Chin checking in

          [–]Erniecrack 0 points1 point ago

          justin sidersnatch.

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            [–]Gazz1016 2 points3 points ago

            That's probably because it was one of the prank call from the Simpsons.

            http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Hugh_Jass

            [–]hostetcl 10 points11 points ago

            How is no one else irritated that the "O" in "12OZ" was typed as a zero?

            [–]temporaneous 6 points7 points ago

            Just you and I, apparently.

            [–]999888444 3 points4 points ago

            I came here specifically to see if anyone complained about it.

            [–]Twitchnixon 25 points26 points ago

            Wait... Coozie/Koozie?? When did it stop being cozy? Have I always been wrong?

            [–]carriegood 18 points19 points ago

            Thank you. It's a cozy. 'Round here, coozie is the same as cooze, a mean name for a woman akin to the big "c-word".

            [–]stillnotking 9 points10 points ago

            Cozy or cosy = drink insulator; cooze or coozie = female genitalia, or a woman being unflatteringly compared to same. This is why spelling is important. Also why I wondered at the lack of NSFW tag before clicking.

            [–]MikesKitiKat 2 points3 points ago

            They are called coozies in PA and MD. Never heard of your other definition.

            [–]Chimerathon 1 point2 points ago

            It's probably one of those stupid things like "cola vs soda vs pop" in reference to all flavored carbonated drinks. This is a real argument that people from different parts of the US sometimes get into.

            [–]Fudanchi 1 point2 points ago

            Heated ones at that. I was once called a "tree huggin' liberal faggot" by a co-worker cause I said pop.

            [–]carriegood 0 points1 point ago

            No, it was always cozy, as in tea cozy or tissue cozy (the crocheted box your nana had on the toilet tank with tissues inside it). The "coozie/koozie" apparently got its start as a marketing brand term, which people in some regions then mistook for the actual word.

            [–]MikesKitiKat 0 points1 point ago

            I know. When I moved from the west coast to the east coast I often was looked at like I had 3 heads with some of the names I used for things. Especially, freeway!

            [–]Sure_Ill_Batch_That 0 points1 point ago

            I'm in NEPA and always have heard cozy so that rules that out. It's going to depend on your area. Kind of like soda vs pop.

            [–]MikesKitiKat 0 points1 point ago

            I've heard of cozy, just not coozie as a female body part.

            [–]ShakeweightPro 0 points1 point ago

            You mean you don't put your beer can inside of female genitalia? Apparently I was misinformed...

            [–]capn_untsahts 2 points3 points ago

            I've heard both, might be a regional thing.

            [–]tablloyd 0 points1 point ago

            In washington, people call it a cozy. It is, however, a koozie by definition. Call it whatever you want, I don't think it matters too much.

            [–]I_ATE_A_REPUBLICAN 6 points7 points ago

            California here, it's cozy here. Koozie sounds...weird.

            [–]icroak 4 points5 points ago

            Also california here. I know it as koozie. Cozy is how the beer makes me feel.

            [–]scottledouche 0 points1 point ago

            Michigan here. Cozy is comfortable. Koozie is a can insulator.

            [–]nfloorida 0 points1 point ago

            east coast checking in. it's a koozie.

            [–]cIumsythumbs 2 points3 points ago

            Minnesota here. Never heard of a "coozie" until my coworker from Nebraska called a can cozy that.

            [–]Theopocalypse 0 points1 point ago

            Minnesotan here. Have never heard it called anything other than koozie.

            [–]Sure_Ill_Batch_That 0 points1 point ago

            also east coast, and we've always called it a cozy. different strokes.

            [–]I_ATE_A_REPUBLICAN 0 points1 point ago

            I always figured it was for the fact you're wrapping your beer up made it a cozy, different strokes for different folks I suppose.

            [–]Tezerel 0 points1 point ago

            Nah screw him I'm from southern cal and its cozy so we are 2 against 1. LETS KICK HIS KOOZIE ASS

            [–]icroak 0 points1 point ago

            From what I can tell, a cozy is also a wrap but intended to keep things warm. My guess is a koozie is a spin on that, with the koo part intending to sound like cool. I realize insulation works for both, but the koozie is specific for cans and bottles to stay cool.

            [–]PennyDay2012 4 points5 points ago

            Cozy

            100% cozy

            [–]Woogity 0 points1 point ago

            It's koozie!

            [–]Twitchnixon 0 points1 point ago

            "Can-cooler" it's simple, it's Christian, it's easy to understand.

            [–]StickSauce 3 points4 points ago

            $6 Here.

            [–]nixle 1 point2 points ago

            Coozie?

            [–]isellrape 3 points4 points ago

            I live in Tennessee, USA. I grew up with people always calling them, "huggy's".

            [–]shadowfish 8 points9 points ago

            g'day mate..that's a Stubby Holder...koozie sounds a little....

            [–]gingemingeninj 3 points4 points ago

            Coozie sounds disturbing. Like an oozing vagina, and not the good kind. My least favourite iteration of the vagina family.

            [–]elfherder 4 points5 points ago

            Howdy there - I wanted to let you know that the koozie was invented in the great state of Texas. So you can call it something else, but that is the correct name. tips hat

            [–]Tea_Vea 2 points3 points ago

            Probably inspired by Britain's tea cozys though, right?

            [–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

            Texas, we're knowledgeable alcoholics.

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              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

              Everyone I know calls them coolies or can coolies. The koozie thing is weird but I've heard it before.

              [–]mikeyral17 5 points6 points ago

              best koozie in the world, and you put a tecate in it?

              [–]twentypastfourPM 6 points7 points ago

              It's like the Mexican version of bud, but better. I drink that stuff all the time when I'm down in Mexico. Put some salt and lime in it. Besides, I've never seen Sol or Pacifico in a can.

              [–]izzthebizz 4 points5 points ago

              I agree, it's great in Mexico. Not so much in the U.S.

              [–]courtesyflusher 1 point2 points ago

              You like Sol better than Tecate? For me it's the other way around

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                  [–]alexLAD 0 points1 point ago

                  Da fuq is a coozie?

                  [–]MAJORpaiynne 1 point2 points ago

                  I read it as best oozie in the world

                  [–]zonkedhazmat 2 points3 points ago

                  Tecate is a great beer!! so cheap here in australia.. and its so easy to down.

                  [–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

                  Any man whose wife does not get him one of these as a Christmas stocking stuffer is no wife at all.

                  [–]Seraphim99 4 points5 points ago

                  I may have to look for this for my husband. If we're at a party and someone asks if he wants something to eat, he always says "Doctor prescribed liquids only."

                  [–]red321red321 0 points1 point ago

                  you're a good wife

                  [–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

                  Haha, your husband sounds like fun.

                  [–]matttrick 0 points1 point ago

                  any man who would use something called a coozie might as well cut his lips off and replace them with labia

                  [–]One_More_Comment 2 points3 points ago

                  Prescription Beer cures stress for 2-24 hours!

                  Side effects: Vomiting, coma, dizziness, blabbering, revealing dirty secrets, stupidity, possible jail time, anger, mood swings, self deification, erectile dysfunction

                  PS: Don't drive after usage, ask your doctor to see if Prescription Beer is right have you.

                  [–]caamando 2 points3 points ago

                  its spelled "defecation".

                  [–]oaktreeanonymous 6 points7 points ago

                  Maybe he meant what he wrote, as in making oneself out to be a god.

                  [–]stormchaser 0 points1 point ago

                  Yeah, "self defecation" doesn't really make any sense...

                  [–]caamando 0 points1 point ago

                  I see you've never heard of anyone drinking so much that they piss/shit themselves. I've seen the former happen, but have only heard stories of the latter.

                  [–]CrazyOldRussian 0 points1 point ago

                  You forgot possibility of self deification, Anger, Mood swings and as per all medication. Erectile dysfunction.

                  [–]One_More_Comment -1 points0 points ago

                  Oh, that's right. It is now being added to the list.

                  [–]CrazyOldRussian 0 points1 point ago

                  Side effects also include but not mentioned: Fat chicks.

                  [–]kenetha65 0 points1 point ago

                  I hope you mean cozy?? Coozie just doesn't look, um, right.

                  [–]7zark77 0 points1 point ago

                  I never understood why America has gone to such lengths to invent these when the time could be better spent improving the taste of American beer first.

                  [–]Initforthecats 1 point2 points ago

                  Koozie*

                  [–]molby9[S] 9 points10 points ago

                  I'ved already OD'ed.

                  [–]PennyDay2012 -1 points0 points ago

                  you mean cozy?

                  [–]heardlb 1 point2 points ago

                  I guess it doesn't need the warning label: alcohol may intensify effects

                  [–]I_have_a_Secret -1 points0 points ago

                  I should probably change my doctor too.

                  [–]goatsrevenge 1 point2 points ago

                  where does one acquire this koozie

                  [–]Hybriddecline 0 points1 point ago

                  I've always known these as schmoogies.

                  That is one sweet schmoogie.

                  [–]JakeSanchard -1 points0 points ago

                  My perception is fucked up. This just looks like a huge can of coke in a bigger prescription case.

                  [–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

                  in a bind a red shop towel is an excellent coozie, keeps your beer cold a long time

                  [–]kilo4fun -1 points0 points ago

                  I'm a proud alcoholic and I love the fact that my condition is being more accepted these days.

                  [–]poaauma 0 points1 point ago

                  "Quick, put the fuckin' Tecate box over her head."

                  [–]guruchild 1 point2 points ago

                  Ah, high school beer humor. Never gets old! Or, has it always been old? I'm too drunk and old to tell the difference.

                  [–]JessRocks619 1 point2 points ago

                  I love that you're drinking Tecate!

                  [–]farmthis 1 point2 points ago

                  Expires: MONDAY MORNING

                  [–]Tejnin 0 points1 point ago

                  False, I have one that says "I love my mortician, he knows how to pump the fluids"

                  [–]magnetosgiantcock 0 points1 point ago

                  Just so you know, they sell Hulk hands with beer holders in them at Urban Outfitters

                  [–]WorriedabouttheBoy 1 point2 points ago

                  He's the one they call lDr. Feelgood!

                  [–]BarelyMexican 0 points1 point ago

                  I just realized the RX# actually means "Very Inebriated". Clever.

                  [–]krispwnsu 0 points1 point ago

                  Isn't it cozie?

                  [–]javadlux 0 points1 point ago

                  Saying the individual letters "NBR8TD" is a pretty good impression of how you might say it if you were.

                  [–]populashuntire 0 points1 point ago

                  You bought that at spencers but i'm giving you an upvote anyway because i'm also drinking tecate. All hail tecate!

                  [–]tuetano 0 points1 point ago

                  Not if you are drinking tecate.

                  [–]crunchy51 0 points1 point ago

                  Why does it have to be prescribed to Mr Huge Ass? That's just mean.

                  [–]faptasticsam 0 points1 point ago

                  I am sooo disappointed. I came here expecting to see some cooze. You know, coochie, pooter, pink-eye.

                  [–][deleted] ago

                  [deleted]

                  [–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

                  What's it like to be a robot?

                  [–]NecroM0rph 0 points1 point ago

                  I'm sorry, what I meant to type was, "I just read the name ON the bottle... Fuckin' genius."

                  [–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

                  I will not try. I will do it without trying.

                  [–]soyjuice 1 point2 points ago

                  Tecate. Have an up vote.

                  [–]ronni79 0 points1 point ago

                  haha

                  [–]TheMrNashville 1 point2 points ago

                  What is funny about this is doctors actually do prescribe beer to patients. It happens when an alcoholic comes into the E.R. or has to stay in the hospital for an extended period of time and the withdrawal symptoms would be too dangerous for the patient to go through. My friend at the Mayo clinic said they prescribe patients 1 can of Natural Ice per hour.

                  [–]1234blahblahblah 1 point2 points ago

                  What's a coozie?

                  [–]reddit_recruiter 0 points1 point ago

                  I need to know where I can buy one of these!

                  [–]strokerace88 0 points1 point ago

                  The fact that you are drinking Tecate is an automatic upvote. You're fucking out

                  [–]ImPhone 0 points1 point ago

                  My sister got the exact same one for my dad last year.

                  [–]x-07 0 points1 point ago

                  I've never understood the existance of coozies. How slow do you drink your brews, that it becomes usefull to look for a way to keep them cold?

                  [–]Thoraxe 0 points1 point ago

                  Shitty macrobrewed American light lager tastes even worse as it warms up. Thus the emphasis on temperature in its marketing. The fucking can changes color to show you the beer is cold enough to drink for chrissakes. The beer koozie is a natural extension of that mentality. Life is short people, drink better beer.

                  [–]mrfrownieface 0 points1 point ago

                  WARNING: Distribution of prescribed beer will result in felony criminal charges. In other words, no I will not share because I'm getting TRASHED.

                  [–]a2020vision 0 points1 point ago

                  IIRC you get that at the Chelsea drugstore... but only with prescription, you can't always get what you want.

                  [–]musicman3739 0 points1 point ago

                  Have it, use it almost daily.

                  [–]wwoooaaahh 1 point2 points ago

                  Tecate, nice.

                  [–]superpastaaisle 0 points1 point ago

                  Respectful Dissenting Opinion

                  [–]doublin 0 points1 point ago

                  Saw this at Spencer's the other day

                  [–]scottocs 0 points1 point ago

                  I was let down that this didn't say cookie :(

                  [–]Waterballoon2 0 points1 point ago

                  Tecate?

                  [–]El_Mas_Chingon 1 point2 points ago

                  TECATE!!! Fuck yeah. Get's you where you need to go, fast!. Add salt, lemon and chug.

                  [–]Decomp0sed 0 points1 point ago

                  Seen these at the local Spencer's Gifts.

                  [–]ophello 0 points1 point ago

                  COZY

                  [–]sheeshSGL 0 points1 point ago

                  Thanks you for calling it a coozie and not a cozy!

                  [–]hellomyreddits 0 points1 point ago

                  Where can I meet this Dr. Harold? o.O

                  [–]imboredrightnow -1 points0 points ago

                  It's spelled "Koozie" God damn it

                  [–]scottmforreals 0 points1 point ago

                  This screams "I love Spencers"

                  [–]Oh-Tang 0 points1 point ago

                  http://www.amazon.com/Rx-Label-Drinking-Flask-Fl/dp/B006RHI9R6/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1347180408&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=boozimin+flask

                  [–]xmagneticx 0 points1 point ago

                  TECATE

                  [–]Frankenstupid 0 points1 point ago

                  You wanna know how I know you're from the south? You use a coozie.

                  [–]Thoraxe 0 points1 point ago

                  Wow, I lived in the south my entire life, I had no idea koozies were a regional thing. I've been living in a bubble!

                  [–]TheZiggurat614 0 points1 point ago

                  somehow this thread became a thread about australia

                  [–]uSeeWhatiDidThere 0 points1 point ago

                  Even better than medicinal marijuana.

                  [–]xXFall3nLegacy 0 points1 point ago

                  His name must be pronounced Huge Ass

                  [–]phildeez316 1 point2 points ago

                  +1 for Hugh Jass. Classic

                  [–]JDS89 0 points1 point ago

                  I think that coozie belongs to a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh

                  [–]ricardo_feynman 0 points1 point ago

                  Why are those switches so low! Are you a Tecate drinking hobbit?!

                  [–]jasonlitka 0 points1 point ago

                  Why is there a zero in "0Z?"

                  [–]nettles121 0 points1 point ago

                  i JUST realized coozie is like cozy.

                  [–]firststreetboy 0 points1 point ago

                  Where do I get this? I need it!

                  [–]Fountainofknowledge 0 points1 point ago

                  Upvote for Tecate.

                  [–]mvanoort 0 points1 point ago

                  Nice - Tecate! Good choice of summer beer.

                  [–]Crozius 0 points1 point ago

                  Classy.

                  [–]Formaldehyd3 0 points1 point ago

                  Are you kidding? This will finally get me in the in-crowd with them Nascar folk.

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