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[–]Ott613 226 points227 points ago

The last photo looks like it was a stillbirth not an abortion. They dont normally put hats on abortions. They do with stillborns.Weird that they would post an album on the Internet but my sister gave birth to a still born and getting time with the dead baby before its cremated def helps the healing process.

[–]thefizzingwhizzbee 128 points129 points ago

I'm not sure how sensitive you are to the subject, so feel free to ignore my question.

Did her still born baby look like that?

I don't feel like seeing that would help me at all.

[–]thislittlemonkey 380 points381 points ago

I work as a midwife in high risk birthing, so I see early gestation fetuses quite regularly. Yes, they do look like this. Honestly, without working in this area or having had a baby like this, it is hard to look at such a picture without revulsion.

In real life, these fetuses tend to have a more human vibe to them, and they inspire great sadness rather than horror. They are extremely fragile and needed to be handled extremely delicately.

Would I want to see my baby like this? I don't know, but I can tell you that many parents spend a long time cradling their babies and that this helps to give them closure. We also take photos, like the one we're talking about, and do hand and foot prints. To you this may look like a terrifying piece of discarded flesh - but to his or her parents, it is a much loved baby, and represents much more than the loss of a pregnancy.

[–]thefizzingwhizzbee 72 points73 points ago

Thank you for responding. You worded this very well, and I understand now.

[–]thislittlemonkey 15 points16 points ago

No problem, educating is my favourite part of my job!

[–]seraph582 32 points33 points ago

Thanks for posting this.

[–]lloyd8christmas 25 points26 points ago

I honestly didn't even think it was real. I just thought "oh that's strange to put one of those baby hats on that on that weird object." I actually thought it might be a penis so I didn't stay for long. Wasn't repulsed at all, but definitely not going back for another look now that I know it's real. Do most still born children look like that?

[–]thislittlemonkey 39 points40 points ago

It really depends on the gestation. Without seeing the full body, it's hard to estimate size, but based on appearance it looks to me to be about 16-18 weeks. This looks perfectly normal to me for that gestation.

At this age, the skin is very thin. This accounts for the dark skin, but also there is some discolouration post mortem. They also have very little subcutaneous fat, which makes them look very thin. Again, this is normal, if you can look past these things its not too horrifying.

For those freaking out about the fluid on the blanket behind the fetus, that's almost certainly blood stained amniotic fluid, which is normal at any birth.

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 13 points14 points ago

My friend knows someone who went through a miscarriage and she too got a picture and foot prints. It is typical.

[–]meursault2000 30 points31 points ago

We have pictures like this - 2 @ 19 weeks (twins), and 1 @ 23 weeks. We keep their ashes, we have their blue and pink knitted outfits and hats, and we had casts made of their footprints. They had names. But most people don't get it because they've never had this kind of loss - in fact they don't even see it as a loss. Damn it, I'm tearing up right now thinking about them.

Now we have a 2 1/2 year old and she's constantly saying "I want" "I want" "I want" - and you better believe I'm going to give her whatever it is that she wants!

[–]KittyBombip 13 points14 points ago

We had a loss at 21 weeks and that you've survived the loss of three is a testament to your strength. I barely made it through the loss of one son.

We too received pictures. It's hasn't been quite a year yet and I'm not able to look at them but I'm glad they are there for when I do.

[–]UnKamenRider 107 points108 points ago

This is terrible to say, and I almost feel awful for saying it, but it is relevant.

Last year (a year ago yesterday, actually) my cousin, who is a fundie who doesn't believe in doctors lost his son when his 16 year old wife miscarried 5 Weeks early.

She had complications throughout but would not seek medical help. When she went into labor, everyone knew something was wrong but nobody would do anything.

My aunt called an ambulance, but that got her thrown out of the house. My cousin delivered a disconnected "zombie head" (his words) and immediately passed out.

The ambulance came and took them to hospital where she underwent emergency surgery to remove her infected placenta and uterus.

They still took pictures.

Tldr:: they sometimes look worse than that, and my bacon reader fucked up and won't let me scroll down to delete the random words at the end. she underwent emerge undy

[–]TheFullMountie 39 points40 points ago

Welp, that's enough Internet for today.

[–]Joghobs 4 points5 points ago

Ditto. Going to go curl up in the corner of the room.

[–]mknelson 16 points17 points ago

16 yr old wife?? Where is this?? Afghanistan?

[–]solestri 22 points23 points ago

Some uber-fundies don't believe in dating, but instead practice "courtship" which is kind of like an arranged marriage masquerading as some sort of romantic chivalry. Practicioners are all big on not being alone together (and in some cases, restricting how much they can touch) until after the wedding. This, combined with the belief that women's only job is to have kids, leads to some really early marriages.

Think Duggars, but weirder.

[–]UnKamenRider 3 points4 points ago

As was speculated by a comment below, she was basically handed to my cousin because her parents knew my aunt's parents from church.

They didn't date, but he liked her from church and asked them for her hand. She was home schooled, so she didn't have to worry about school, and my cousin was 19.

[–]Screaming_Monkey 49 points50 points ago

That . . . is dangerous and should be illegal.

[–]frMort 50 points51 points ago

It's her body! Unless she has different beliefs than me.

[–]Pozzik 23 points24 points ago

Yeah- she can do whatever the hell she wants. if it was a doctor who refused to treat her... That's a whole other fucked up story, and should be illegal..

[–]Adito99 13 points14 points ago

Ignorance and stupidity are already grounds for intervention. That's why kids are not allowed to make medical decisions. If someone truly believes that calling an ambulance in this situation was out of the question then they've proven themselves incapable of making rational medical decisions.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 5 points6 points ago

What's wrong with doctors?

[–]KallistiEngel 8 points9 points ago

Nothing for us. But it may conflict with their belief system.

They probably belong to the church of Christian Science. Religious beliefs often cause people to do things that outsiders consider strange.

[–]ajlm 92 points93 points ago

I knew a girl once who had a stillborn. She proceeded to have about 50 professional photographs of it in various poses. She then posted them on MySpace.

Edit: there was no question that the baby was dead, and it was really disturbing. That kind of thing should not be posted publicly.

[–]atiecay 91 points92 points ago

I have a friend who did that on Facebook. If you hadn't already known her baby had died, you wouldn't realize what they were. Very tasteful. I dunno, it didn't bother me so much. One of them is her holding her son and kissing his head and you can SEE the pain in her face and it is completely heartbreaking.

[–]ajlm 82 points83 points ago

I can understand having the photos in general, but I think posting them publicly is a bit much. Also, this looked very much like a dead baby, so it was somewhat disturbing to look at.

[–]Lilyintheshadows 49 points50 points ago

There is an upside to the publicity of it all which is that so many miscarriages or still births aren't really treated as losses because they never "had" the baby. Women who miscarry can carry the incredible burden of grief that very few acknowledge. By showing people pictures of your child you get acknowledged as a mother/father and people will lend their sympathy and support. It's hard to look at but it probably serves a great service for those grieving.

[–]ProffieThrowaway 27 points28 points ago

I completely agree with you. The problem that I see is more with the nature of today's Facebook than the act itself. If you post those photos, they will show up in the feed of your friends whether they are comfortable seeing photos of death or not (or expecting them). If your privacy settings are low, friends of friends could end up seeing them without warning.

In general, sharing such photos with friends and family who understand makes sense. Accidentally sharing them with everyone means that a bunch of people are going to see your very private moment and freak out and think it's gross. That's just... that's not what I would want for that child if it were mine. :(

[–]Lilyintheshadows 14 points15 points ago

Facebook is probably not the way to go because of the reasons you've mentioned - too many acquaintances wouldn't understand and using that medium could alienate you more than draw social support. To clarify, I wasn't addressing the issue of posting them on a social network but more trying to justify the reasons behind why sharing the photos at all would have some benefit.

[–]Tamyu 5 points6 points ago

I agree entirely. If people never see the baby, it is never treated as a "real" baby in their minds, and therefore never a real loss. My son was born extremely prematurely - even though he survived the whole ordeal, because of the long term hospitalization and shock of the event, I was neither congratulated nor given sympathy. Everyone just sort of tried to avoid the subject altogether. I desperately wanted someone to congratulate me on my new baby, but no one dared. Even if my son had not made it, I would still have been a mother so would have wanted someone to acknowledge my child and the loss. Blasting photos would have been a good way to force that.

Really, I can't explain how sad it is to have everyone around sort of pretend that you never had a baby. It could only be worse if you are grieving the loss of your child.

[–]annefranksgasmask 3 points4 points ago

Yeah I agree with you. Cool if it helps them get over it, and cool if they want to post them, but don't get all surprised and upset when people don't have the same feelings about it that you do.

[–]cummintoniterocks 19 points20 points ago

Victorians took photos of dead people all the time. I was looking through an old photo album like this: http://pinterest.com/amazeballer/victorian-death-photos/

and I thought the pictures were interesting. At the very end it said something to the effect of "Victorian post mortem," and I was completely shocked. I guess its how they could get still not blurry photographs of people. Honestly I didn't really check this one thoroughly because I hate dead people.

[–]lolipopp 8 points9 points ago

Also, I'm pretty sure getting your photograph taken was extremely expensive back then, and when a family member died this was your last chance to get something to remember them by.

There are plenty of photos like that with dead children posed next to their living siblings. Knowing that photos took up to hours to take, I can't imagine having to pose with my dead sister for hours :(

[–]BigRedHair 6 points7 points ago

That board on Pinterest is incredible. Thanks for sharing that link!

[–]alexjames21 12 points13 points ago

Think about if it was a deceased 1 year old, people wouldn't take photos then right? So why do people do it with still borns?

[–]sun-eyed_girl 82 points83 points ago

People would have plenty of pictures from a 1-year-old's life, while they only have a short time to have pictures of a stillborn to remember them by/have closure with.

[–]jvano 21 points22 points ago

You sound like someone who has never experienced the death of a baby. You would already have plenty of pictures (and memories) of a 1 year old. With a stillborn baby, those pictures will be all you ever have.

[–]Beemorriscats 17 points18 points ago

You have pictures of the 1 year old. The stillborn though, this is literally the only time you will see it. They take pictures to have so that they do have something to look back on when remembering the child they lost. It's not something I would ever post publicly or even display in my house, but I would want to have pictures. Mothers are attached to their child before they are born (since they can feel them inside of them and all that jazz). Parents whose child is stillborn still go through the grieving process. You'd want to have something.

[–]alexjames21 11 points12 points ago

Oh, that makes complete sense :( I didn't want to come across as rude or ignorant. I was just genuinely confused why someone would take a photograph with a deceased baby. Thank you for your answer.

[–]Beemorriscats 5 points6 points ago

No worries! I thought it was super weird at first, but the more I thought about it the more I could understand it.

[–]kancas 15 points16 points ago

Was it something like this?

[–]dusmeyedin 11 points12 points ago

A New Yorker article from 2004 featured a father-to-be whose wife had miscarried the baby. In talking about the emotional cost of the experience, he said the doctors asked if they wanted to photograph the baby before it was removed. The father, who had seen the baby and considered it to be "a thing, not the baby he was expecting" or somesuch, wondered why on earth anybody would want to take a picture. He and his wife said no.

Days later, they realized that they had declined the last chance they would ever have of securing some sort of permanent representation of their lost child. The husband's final thoughts on the matter were that the baby had deserved to have some sort of remembrance, however mute, to its short time.

[–]WhipIash 28 points29 points ago

They put hats on stillborns?

[–]Jpot 5 points6 points ago

Yes, they did with my brother too. My mom still has the little blue cap tucked away somewhere.

[–]Nougat 3 points4 points ago

"Fetal demise," and photography is not abnormal.

[–]meh_artistically 12 points13 points ago

I honestly thought it was a turd with a hat on it. I'll blame the resolution on my phone.

[–]LandoCardassian 5 points6 points ago

It looked the same on my laptop, but then I was squinting and looking over my glasses just in case this was encyclopediadramatica.com/offended level nsfw.

I like to be prepared.

[–]meeohmi 11 points12 points ago

I would say "miscarriage". That fetus is less than like 3 months old.. When I hear stillborn, I think of a much more mature fetus. One that is recognizable as a baby...

[–]thislittlemonkey 10 points11 points ago

I would say that fetus is around the 16 week mark, so definitely more a stillborn than a miscarriage. Also, many times the fetus may have been deceased for a while before birth, so while it appears to look like a 16 weekend, it could have been from an 18 week pregnancy, for example.

[–]Fencesinmymind 277 points278 points ago

The plastic baby in the vagina... He looks so, happy. Like he just made a huge discovery.

[–]monkey_cunt 377 points378 points ago

YOU GUYS WON'T FUCKIN BELIEVE WHAT'S IN HERE

[–]LOL_Speedwagon 178 points179 points ago

MORE CUNT!

[–]andersonb47 53 points54 points ago

I said that to my grandma at dinner today.

[–]came_here_2_say 55 points56 points ago

I hope you added a comma...

[–]Linkzor24 11 points12 points ago

Herpes.

[–]shutupjoey 73 points74 points ago

If only they actually came out that small.

[–]RDarkLord 17 points18 points ago

Someone should figure out how to fix this problem.

[–]Wheat_Grinder 18 points19 points ago

Premature delivery for everyone!

[–]TheAdAgency 6 points7 points ago

I imagine some kind of adjustable vaginal stretching device worn from birth to giving birth would allow for it. Of course now you have ruined sex for everyone.

[–]Fencesinmymind 6 points7 points ago

That would take the fun out of child birth! It's the pushing and shoving that makes it.

[–]LAR0311 61 points62 points ago

I must say, that is a rather nice looking vagina.

[–]UnKamenRider 72 points73 points ago

Much better than the beef curtains on the sex doll.

[–]nosehat 317 points318 points ago

TIL there is apparently a fetish involving Ramen noodle packages.

[–]whiteboywasted99 239 points240 points ago

Top ramen on your titties bitch.-Tyga

[–]Squid-Bastard 34 points35 points ago

Ramen city bitch, ramen ramen city bitch, teriyaki, oriental, pork flavors bitch

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 22 points23 points ago

Noodles in your pooper. - /b/

[–]SongIsing 43 points44 points ago

[–]Dislikes_Chocolate 10 points11 points ago

Cyanide and Happiness. Always Relevant.

...Or, was that some other webcomic?

[–]AlwayzFree 5 points6 points ago

XKCD AND Cyanide and Happiness. Always Relevant

FTFY.

[–]youregonnaloveme 60 points61 points ago

You don't fuck your Ramen?

[–]iamesauce 89 points90 points ago

Rammin' Ramen.

[–]redh00k 20 points21 points ago

These noodles are made for fuckin'.

[–]BeardedEagle 11 points12 points ago

And that's just what I'll do.

[–]Ashken 5 points6 points ago

[–]JEMSKU 122 points123 points ago

Rule 34: If it exists, there's a porn of it.

[–]JPugzz 20 points21 points ago

The Reddit alien masturbating with a Biscotti cookie?

[–]Mr_A 56 points57 points ago

Rule 35: If it doesn't exist, it will be made.

[–]Corvuss 43 points44 points ago

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[–]CougarBattle2010 298 points299 points ago

I'm digging that first photo. I wanna see that from some more angles.

[–]SilentLettersSuck 393 points394 points ago

I was really appalled at first cause I thought it was mayo. Then I noticed it was marshmallow and became interested.

[–]alli16_1 93 points94 points ago

I thought it was mayo at first too. While probably a bit easier to clean up, it would be so much more disgusting.

[–]Se7enUnicorns 47 points48 points ago

Just start throwing egg salad on the mayo covered woman... instalunch.

[–]Blazingcrono 23 points24 points ago

Forget the egg salad, just eat her.

[–]glovesoff11 22 points23 points ago

Why would you need egg? If that was mayo, you'd already have tuna salad made.

[–]vuxa 34 points35 points ago

My thought process exactly. Just lather her up with some peanut butter, throw on a few slices of bread, and I'd eat that shit up

[–]andytuba 26 points27 points ago

Nutella.

[–]Ketchupinator 48 points49 points ago

I thought it was white paint. Once it dried, that would be interesting.

[–]Gibblestein 63 points64 points ago

Fuck I thought it was glue. Now that shit would have been interesting once dried

[–]drraspberry 87 points88 points ago

dat peel.

[–]dragn99 16 points17 points ago

This must be what lizard-God feels like... every day

[–]hammertimebustamove 33 points34 points ago

Here's a little story involving sex and mayo.

A high school couple wanted to have sex while the guy's parents were out, but for some reason the girl was having a little trouble getting wet. The guy goes into the pantry and finds some mayonnaise. It's the best they could find, so they slap the stuff on and get to it.

All throughout the next week, the girl's vagina itches. It smells. But weirdest of all, she gets random tingling sensations inside. She starts getting orgasms because of the strange movements going on in her vagina. She finally leaves her class and goes to the school nurse, who gives her one of those small plastic tonsil-checking things and tells her to use the bathroom. The girls puts the plastic checker inside her vagina, moves it around a bit, then pulls it out. What does she find?

Maggots. The mayo had gone bad and there were some maggots in it.

Now. Is this story true? probably not. Vagina's are actually highly acidic places and I can't see maggots surviving there for very long. This story was told to me when I was in middle school by some crazy punk ass girl on the bus, who said that it had happened to her friend. Ever since, I love freaking people out with "the maggot story."

[–]glovesoff11 16 points17 points ago

This is more WTF than the OP's pics.

[–]SoLetsGiveThisATry 8 points9 points ago

Reminds me of this

[–]neszero 11 points12 points ago

Just spit on it.

[–]xiaosen 96 points97 points ago

It's taken from messygirl.com.

Pretty sure it's Lexi: http://messygirl.com/videos.php?videoid=56

Edit: Acquired the video clips. I made them available here: See download mirrors below. Killed my DropBox.

Let me know if it doesn't work.

Edit2: DropBox got overloaded. Re-upped to a mirror or two.

http://depositfiles.com/files/o6cxtq60x

http://www.multiupload.nl/EZ84O1E39G

[–]Govannan 41 points42 points ago

That got really fuckin' weird really fuckin' fast.

[–]parkerlreed 6 points7 points ago

And for those that want all the clips combined http://dl.dropbox.com/u/71679/stickylexi.mkv

[–]MarriedToReddit 31 points32 points ago

I could only think of how much it would suck to get it out of her hair. The horror.

[–]Ursper 15 points16 points ago

saw the video. legendary

[–]TheBizness 14 points15 points ago

Link? LINK?

[–]Am_no_longer_lurking 19 points20 points ago

Another redditor linked the video, and also the download link since it's not free. http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/zkia9/nsfw_a_gift_to_those_seeking_wtf_in_rwtf/c65fli3

Should help you out a bit. Best of luck with it, though. I'd imagine it must feel awfully bad to wake up in the morning, realizing that you spent an hour or so furiously rubbing the skin off of your dick to a woman covered in marshmallow fluff. Well, whatever. Have a great day.

[–]SaentFu 14 points15 points ago

hour or so?

[–]Am_no_longer_lurking 3 points4 points ago

Maybe more, maybe less. Your mileage may vary. You have to remember though, it's a pretty good looking gal covered in marshmallow fluff. That's not something you see everyday, so it would be a damn shame to just skip to the juicy parts like you would in most other films.

EDIT Just loaded the video up. You're right, it's nowhere near an hour.

[–]farmthis 55 points56 points ago

Yeah. That one is actually hot.

[–]I_FUCK_MAN_ASS 44 points45 points ago

I concur. I'd probably make an exception for her.

[–]jenus13 26 points27 points ago

But.... Your username

[–]kimmikazee 61 points62 points ago

He said, "make an exception for her"

[–]guttersniped 12 points13 points ago

The man said he'd make an exception.

[–]Averant 66 points67 points ago

See, every time I watch this, it irritates me, because he/she didn't even get the... whatever they're covered in into their mouth.

[–]pneuman 9 points10 points ago

[–]LuckWillows 7 points8 points ago

I'm not sure if I should be appreciative because you provided a source, or angry at you for the trauma my mind has just sustained.

[–]haiku_robot 65 points66 points ago

I'm digging that first 
photo. I wanna see that 
from some more angles.

[–]karmabastard 126 points127 points ago

Can someone tell me what the last picture is of?

Or do I really not want to know...

[–]PandaKid 209 points210 points ago

Its a foetus that someone had removed because they miscarried or something. There was an album full of pictures of it. They wanted to have some time with their dead baby before the doctors disposed of it. I remember it from a while back, there were pictures of the siblings cradling it and everything. Weird stuff.

[–]dreamingtree 42 points43 points ago

There's actually a charity here in Australia with volunteer photographers who come in and take photos of stillborn babies for the family. I think it's quite a beautiful thing to do, but putting those photos anywhere on the internet? Fuck no.

Info on the Heartfelt charity

[–]RogueVenus 32 points33 points ago

Now I lay Me Down to Sleep provides that service in the US.

[–]vefobitseq 39 points40 points ago

those are some strong people to volunteer with something like that.

[–]RogueVenus 10 points11 points ago

I can't imagine the kind of pain that the parents are feeling... It takes a really strong person to go in and take those photos, but it's also got to be such a fulfilling job to give a family a little bit of closure. So sad...

[–]grifton66 6 points7 points ago

And what a tremendous gift it is to so many people.

[–]karmabastard 161 points162 points ago

Thank god for that - I thought it was a penis

[–]youregonnaloveme 312 points313 points ago

Penis? Fuck that. Dead fetus? Yah we're cool with that.

[–]iheartbananapancakes 106 points107 points ago

My son was stillborn 3 months ago, and I have similar pictures. My other children most definitely were not there and I would never share the pica with the internet. It was an important part of the greiving process, but should remain private. Until others have experienced it, they will just be creeped out.

[–]jshultz 46 points47 points ago

I once got a phone call from an organisation that does this. It was late at night and they were having trouble getting in touch with their normal photographer and I was chosen as a fall back. The baby wasn't expected to make it till morning and they were asking if I was willing to come in and do a photo session. I had said yes, but they were able to get in touch with the normal photographer by the time the child passed. Since then we've moved to another state. I hoped I would have been able to do a good job for them.

[–]noreasontopoop 10 points11 points ago

You are a nice person.

[–]UnKamenRider 40 points41 points ago

I'm so sorry for your loss. What freaks me out about most of those photos of passed stillbirths are how happy the whole family usually looks and how willing they are to show them off. It feels like serious denial to me.

[–]Strmtrper6 10 points11 points ago

Oxytocin is a hell of a drug.

Though I guess that would apply more to the mother than a whole family. I imagine the rest of the family is more just supportive, but I've never been in the situation, so I am blissfully ignorant of how it would feel.

To parent: I'm sorry for your loss as well and I'd love to make and share a stack of banana pancakes with you and yours. Thanks for sharing.

[–]agasizzi 5 points6 points ago

It's about wanting at least some semblance of a moment with your child. The nurses took photos for us of our two little boys and we cherish them deeply, it's not denial, it's wanting to at least hold on a little to the short time you had. That being said, the only individuals to see our photos were those that were there in the hospital with us (Very close family).

[–]boltcutter 7 points8 points ago

My friend attended a funeral for a late miscarriage and he said the baby looked "like a lightbulb" and I kind of get what he's saying now.

[–]ablebodiedmango 43 points44 points ago

Santorum family values

[–]WorshipThyBacon 5 points6 points ago

I want to see this album.

[–]PandaKid 21 points22 points ago

I can't find the Imgur album but all of the photos that were in it are here

[–]NYCLegit 18 points19 points ago

Godamnit why the fuck does this not disturb me?? The internet has made me inhuman.

[–]LegsAndBalls 11 points12 points ago

Dead fetus family photos? Only on Reddit.

[–]asshammer 5 points6 points ago

A while back there was a drama shit storm on SA because one of the editors found some website devoted to these pictures and mocked it. Man, 8 years ago. This is ancient history in internet time,

[–]infinityexpands 18 points19 points ago

[–]callumgg 467 points468 points ago

I like how this is WTF but not NSFL WTF. I can WTF at this and then not go and use eye bleach.

[–]austro-american 87 points88 points ago

I think a dead fetus wearing a hat is arguably nsfl. Not for me personally but definitely a large amount of people.

[–]callumgg 53 points54 points ago

Oh shit I thought that was a monkey..

[–]Iratus 12 points13 points ago

Chances of it being a monkey fetus are pretty high, I think.

Wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be a human fetus, tho'.

EDIT: Yup. Human, likely a stillborn. Discussed further down in the thread.

[–]Pewper 24 points25 points ago

My mom sits around knitting hats and onesies for dead babies. Morbid? Yes, but I consider it very noble.

God, it'd be so mean to send her that pic. "Did you knit this, mom?"

[–]desenagrator 238 points239 points ago

The perfect kind of WTF.

[–]occupythekitchen 7 points8 points ago

yeah like the freshly miscarried fetus in the end with a cap on it. Truly inspirational.

[–]Slits_ 43 points44 points ago

let me guess, you think gore = wtf?

in my experiences there is no such thing as NSFL WTF, only gore

[–]TerdVader 26 points27 points ago

I think it depends on the individual post. An aborted fetus is nsfl and belongs in gore, but an aborted fetus doing wheelies in an RC ninja turtles party wagon belongs in WTF.

[–]Slits_ 13 points14 points ago

like we'd ever be so lucky

[–]munky_quack 4 points5 points ago

An aborted fetus with a cozy on it's head swaddled in blankets is WTF. Someone knit a cozy for their aborted fetus… WTF

[–]Kibekt 75 points76 points ago

Reddit gets their panties a bunch too easily, needing "eye bleach" for simple things like spiders and decapitations.

[–]seriousherenow 184 points185 points ago

I think spiders and decapitation are quite far apart in the WTF scale.

[–]meh_artistically 17 points18 points ago

As an arachnophobe, I'm inclined to disagree. Show me decaps all day long, but fuck a bunch of spider videos.

Edit: Actually, I understand what you mean, in that decapitations universally create a response while spiders can do the same, only to fewer people.

[–]pilvy 41 points42 points ago

Show me decaps all day long

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Brogan_Brankins 39 points40 points ago

DAE NOPE?

[–]DudeWithTheNose 44 points45 points ago

TIL THIS GEM

[–]Brogan_Brankins 33 points34 points ago

GEMGEMGEMSAGAN

[–]DudeWithTheNose 24 points25 points ago

Look at this facebook GOLD

[–]handlevandal 29 points30 points ago

While you guys have fun with Marshmallow Girl, I'd like to call attention to #4: the "I love you this much" penis. Either not a lot of girls clicked on this link, or they did and were underwhelmed at his offering, or they were so preoccupied at the thought of how Marshmallow Girl was going to get all of that out of her...crevices, that they didn't notice.

But I did.

Props to you Mr. I Love You This Much Penis, that's a nice rig you're working with there. Decent length, good girth, not overly veiny, nicely shaped head. You're hairy as a wookiee down there, but maybe that only goes to showcase your raging virility.

If this were some kind of XXX State Fair I'd tie a blue ribbon around it and call it a day.

[–]mybossthinksimworkng 774 points775 points ago

You are a reddit god who has decided to deliver for the greater good rather than grabbing super mega karma by posting them individually. Each one of these alone puts the latest /wtf posts to shame. Together, they stand as the pinnacle of achievement in freakishness.

[–]jsullivan1331 7 points8 points ago

One of these pictures reminded me of this Death From Above 1979 album cover

[–]Mr_Stillian 24 points25 points ago

He is the Chosen One, and he has come to save us all ;_;

[–]One_More_Comment 22 points23 points ago

We must now bow down to OP.

[–]Roboticide 17 points18 points ago

Ehh, the first one doesn't really. If you find people covering themselves in chocolate or marshmellows or other foodstuffs while naked WTF, you haven't been here very long. And the thirds just mud...

But yeah, some of the others were rather good. This was hardly all that freaky.

EDIT: WAIT. PLEASE TELL ME THE THIRD ONE IS MUD. Oh god...

[–]chokfull 12 points13 points ago

I think it was chocolate. That's why she looks so happy.

[–]pyx 8 points9 points ago

butt chocolate

[–]Linkzor24 5 points6 points ago

Scat at an early age!

[–]callumgg 94 points95 points ago

Or maybe he's putting them all together to get all the sweet sweet karma in one massively upvoted post.. /r/KarmaConspiracy

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 179 points180 points ago

To maximise karma, he should have divided into 3 posts, following a 3-5-3 pattern.

[–]immorta1 228 points229 points ago

Simple Karmanomics really...

[–]DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT 58 points59 points ago

It's like a karma haiku

[–]mattverso 15 points16 points ago

A karmaku, if you will.

[–]DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT 9 points10 points ago

Karmaku Damacy

[–]JohnmcFox 19 points20 points ago

Perhaps he has 2 more posts of equal size on the way....

[–]Hamstertoast 7 points8 points ago

Get back to work.

[–]mybossthinksimworkng 15 points16 points ago

I didn't know you were on reddit too...

[–]paper_towels 10 points11 points ago

I found the first one's soul mate.

[–]thehalfbloodprice 7 points8 points ago

After looking at that last one I'm just going to shut down my laptop, and go outside for a while...

[–]originalbeastmode 17 points18 points ago

I'm sorry but the first photo with the Jetpuff aroused me

[–]TheBizness 15 points16 points ago

That is because it is porn. Very specific porn.

[–]eboshi 7 points8 points ago

I have that "I love you this much" figurine... Brb throwing it out

[–]just_creeping_by 29 points30 points ago

im in a coffee shop.... what the fuck was i thinking?!?!?

[–]totallysharky 11 points12 points ago

if this doesn't get more upvotes than that retarded whinnie the pooh post, i will be angry, but probably not do anything about it.

[–]Fantasysage 44 points45 points ago

It is like the best of 4chan 2002.

[–]xarlev 66 points67 points ago

Except 4chan was launched October 2003.

[–]seanlax5 86 points87 points ago

exactly

[–]takibiker 19 points20 points ago

Holy, sexy, sticky, diabetes!

[–]New_World_Era 8 points9 points ago

That's actually a pretty good summary of it

[–]ZombieCupCakex22 7 points8 points ago

I want to enjoy it, but I can help but think of how hard it's going to be to remove from her hair.

EDIT: "can't" not "can". Fuck

[–]clarencecolao 5 points6 points ago

Haha what is that the in the last picture? Haha

Haha

...Oh God.

[–]bsrg 4 points5 points ago

  • Is the pigwoman pic a plastic sugery of just make up?

  • What caused their tits to be like that?

[–]Inked_Cellist 6 points7 points ago

  • 90% sure it's just makeup
  • They used a nipple suction thing

[–]RickVince 3 points4 points ago

I don't know if we have that fluff garbage in Canada but the first time I went to the States and saw people putting that...stuff on toast, I very nearly vomited.

I'm not joking. I had to leave the room.

People...that's not food. It's just not.

[–]A_Gambino 16 points17 points ago

This isn't wtf enough for me. Please, step your game up.

[–]barokue[S] 49 points50 points ago

Are you asking for a housecall?

[–]feelbetternow 5 points6 points ago

I just bought some Sriacha, dildoes, and the best of Dorf on VHS. Party at my house.

[–]A_Gambino 8 points9 points ago

Not sure what you mean by that.

Maybe? I dunno?

[–]Assaultman67 16 points17 points ago

Uh oh. You gonna get raped. :*C

[–]randomherRro 5 points6 points ago

The first image is actually slightly arousing.