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[–]harf56 13 points14 points ago

Did you know, that this is a repost?

[–]LeGiiT_SouL 12 points13 points ago

I thought it was whale sperm.

[–]bowlsofbowls 7 points8 points ago

Whales never just want to cuddle

[–]vulpes_occulta 2 points3 points ago

They want to cuddle you in half, maybe.

[–]TouchableTurtle 2 points3 points ago

Und der haifisch, der hat tranen!

[–]Apecist 6 points7 points ago

damn, almost exactly what I wanted to write. "... Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen, und die laufen vom Gesicht. Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser, so die Tränen sieht man nicht. In der Tiefe ist es einsam und so manche Zähre fließt, und so kommt es, dass das Wasser in den Meeren salzig ist." (and the shark has tears, (...) and that is why the water in the see is salty.) Although I have to say that word order and syntax are quite off in this part of the lyrics.

[–]weedmonkey -1 points0 points ago

Although I have to say that word order and syntax are quite off in this part of the lyrics.

haha....Rammstein did the same thing with Brechts lyrics

[–]TysDaName 0 points1 point ago

Everyone wants to blame the whales, but now, now, the truth is out Sharks not Whales, coming Christmas 2013 to a theater near you

[–]indianofthegroup 0 points1 point ago

Where do the sharks get their salty tears from then, huh?

[–]kag6 0 points1 point ago

Salinity*

[–]cmgbruschi 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I did know because this has been said many times before.

[–]Ninjanovio117 -1 points0 points ago

I'm no marine biologist, but I'm pretty sure the shark's eyes are the little holes up front. Not that big flap behind it.

[–]thedanman207 1 point2 points ago

oc? im thinking so...

[–]martellus 0 points1 point ago

This was taken from a comment for a shark hug picture on the frontpage this past week.

[–]burntparsnip -2 points-1 points ago

Drink water from the tap. It's not salty FAGS.