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[–]AwkwardBug 87 points88 points ago

I'm more interested in that jetpack behind his back!

[–]InternetCeleb 16 points17 points ago

It's the beginning of his very own Iron Man exoskeleton. The donations go toward R&D.

[–]SeanDougherty86 35 points36 points ago

He should hold out a sign that says "buy my vote"

Then have a box labelled "Obama" and one labelled "Romney"

[–]Saltysalad 8 points9 points ago

Career change in 3...2...1...

[–]Chadxman 22 points23 points ago

Damn, that's one smart drug addict.

[–]arbitration_man 7 points8 points ago

Does anyone know? Is it illegal to openly solicit money for a vote? I would think it is.

[–]MisterYouAreSoDumb 9 points10 points ago

He's not soliciting a vote. It's more of a, "give me money and I won't go vote." So he's soliciting not to vote.

[–]aldude3 3 points4 points ago

All that is going to happen to him is he will get free food and shelter at jail.

[–]nana_nanananananana 3 points4 points ago

Generally yes. I can't speak for all jurisdictions, but it's a crime in every one I'm familiar with.

It is highly unlikely that anyone cares enough to prosecute.

[–]DiabloConQueso 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter - he's openly soliciting money to NOT vote.

[–]dougja -2 points-1 points ago

It's snoop dogg lion

[–]zipzap21 5 points6 points ago

Looks to me like he's solidly in the Mad Dog 20/20 camp.

[–]Chip--Chipperson 48 points49 points ago

Id never give money to someone with a fag hanging from their mouth.

[–]schizodepressed 6 points7 points ago

The reason that's kinda assholish is that people give beggars cigarettes all the time, or he very well may be smoking a half-finished cigarette he found on the ground.

[–]bureaucrat_36 1 point2 points ago

I always give out cigarettes rather than cash to homeless folks. It always makes them happy, and for some reason I feel a lot better about sharing my smokes (purchased with money / tradable on the streets for food and money and drugs) than parting with my cash directly.

[–]BertrandLoganberry 9 points10 points ago

You can't eat cigarettes.

[–]Linkmaster2010 12 points13 points ago

Not with that attitude!

[–]shutupjoey 4 points5 points ago

Wanna bet?

[–]K1dn3yPunch 1 point2 points ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]Artuir 1 point2 points ago

Bullshit, that one guy did in Over The Top!!

[–]Respected_Madman 1 point2 points ago

[–]BertrandLoganberry 1 point2 points ago

I'll rephrase this.

You can't gain useful nourishment from cigarettes in order to survive.

[–]bureaucrat_36 0 points1 point ago

Righto, friend. They can't eat cigarettes, but that's not what they want cash for. I've tried handing out to-go boxes after dinner before, and only once in the last 15 years has anyone actually taken the food - "No, I need money." "Your sign says you're hungry." "No thanks." Very rarely does anyone actually use your money for food.

The one guy who took the leftovers was asking everyone on the street for their takeout boxes for his kids, for dinner. The BF and I also gave that guy all the cash we had, because damn. Outside in the dead of winter in Chicago, begging for food for his kids. Guy deserved a damn medal for being one hell of a dad.

[–]willymo -2 points-1 points ago

Exactly. I've never seen a homeless guy go buy a pack of cigs. Why do that when they can get them for free? But allowing him to buy a pint of Ancient Age is perfectly alright, I suppose.

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[–]megusta228 1 point2 points ago

That is too bad.

[–]cesare980 31 points32 points ago

jokes on him, republicans aren't going to let him vote.

[–]jethroboom 1 point2 points ago

So basically, this asshole is gonna get my money one way or another.

[–]Fig1024 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure that if it was legal to buy votes, the rich would be more than happy to pay poor people to vote Republican

[–]PanadaLover325 2 points3 points ago

This guy is in Indianpolis on the corner of the movie theater. I walked past him so many times while at Gen Con.

[–]TheReasonableCamel 2 points3 points ago

Its all Capitalism

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

What we should do is take all the money everyone has, and divide it equally among everyone. That will get everyone to work really hard, as they will feel bad if they don't, because they got money for free, and people hate to get stuff for free. Nothing encourages people to work like giving them money not to.

[–]theplaidshirt 1 point2 points ago

I think that's called comunism

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[–]BuddhistSagan 1 point2 points ago

pay for their welfare?

[–]SCOTT_MESCUDI -1 points0 points ago

capitalism using the treat of creating non-capitalism isn't capitalism.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 0 points1 point ago

And Democrats say it doesn't work. Silly socialists.

[–]HitlerStash 0 points1 point ago

Joke's on him. He probably doesn't even have the required voter ID, the money to pay for it, or transportation to get to the polling station. 'Murica!

[–]Gonewildisfullofslut -2 points-1 points ago

You're silly.

WTF is a "voter ID" and why have I never been asked for one before voting?

Where is it that people around you are having to pay for the right to vote? I will get the ball rolling on the lawsuits. I want 40% of the settlements that result though.

He's a bum. I think he has the time to just walk his ass down to the polling place if he's worried about it.

Shat all upon your one liner, sir.

[–]winlifeat -1 points0 points ago

If he wants even more money then he should just vote for Obama.

[–]SuddenlyTimewarp -1 points0 points ago

The twist: not because he's getting a free handout, but because he'll actually be able to get a job with the recovering economy.

[–]BoldTitan 0 points1 point ago

Haha

[–]Calismo 1 point2 points ago

Yes, because people dropping out of the unemployment category means that the economy is recovering... good one.

[–]SuddenlyTimewarp -1 points0 points ago

Who mentioned unemployment? I said new jobs. As in jobs that didn't exist before but exist now. The private sector has added new jobs continually for a while now. It's slow, but that's another matter entirely.

[–]winlifeat 2 points3 points ago

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[–]dglass29 2 points3 points ago

Rabble rabble rabble

[–]Calismo -4 points-3 points ago

And yet the implication of your comment was that President Obama has had a positive impact on the economy in recent months then disqualify that by giving credit to the private sector. And to clarify, unemployment stymies job creation. But seriously, it is nice to see that Liberals love to politicize the plight of people's economic conditions as a tool to attack the Republican base. Keep it up!

[–]well_golly 1 point2 points ago

I believe the plight of the poor is a proper matter for discussion within the body politic. Therefore, their plight should be politicized, otherwise it would be ignored in the arena of discussion wherein their plight is affected most.

[–]SuddenlyTimewarp 0 points1 point ago

There were only 2 lines of text in my comment. You can't even stretch things to find an attack on the Republican base in there.

[–]Gonewildisfullofslut 0 points1 point ago

Regardless, you did what he said you did. You're also being intentionally vague/not managing to actually say anything.

[–]c3r3alkillr 1 point2 points ago

BRILLIANT!

[–]DrRoidberg 1 point2 points ago

Dude looks like a homeless Pedro Martinez.

[–]learntofart 1 point2 points ago

Dem lazy bitches be fuckin da ecomny :'(

[–]overused-meme-alert -3 points-2 points ago

Dem lazy

guuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrllllll

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[–]DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT 1 point2 points ago

Dear Richpress and Matt have some money love me

[–]ProfessorD2 1 point2 points ago

Pretty much sums up the average Democrat's Republican's voter's mindset.

"I'll vote for whoever promises ME the most money!"

[–]akiro27 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, he'll vote right after he takes a shower

[–]BloodyNobody 1 point2 points ago

or just be an artist

[–]KindMoTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

P

[–]paroxyst 1 point2 points ago

aaahhahahaha

He can't vote, you need an address to send the paperwork to

[–]beermepodcast 0 points1 point ago

[–]ultimateflip 0 points1 point ago

Joke's on the rich people. He votes Obama anyway.

[–]dontbiteitholmes 0 points1 point ago

Saw this guy in downtown Indianapolis during GenCon.

[–]uSeeWhatiDidThere -2 points-1 points ago

Clever. 'Nuff said

[–]ultrajinx -2 points-1 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[–]B0SSARU 0 points1 point ago

I hope you didn't hurt yourself ultrajinx.

[–]ZeusJuice 1 point2 points ago

Who is judging how hard you laugh? Do they punish you for laughing too hard?

[–]K1dn3yPunch 0 points1 point ago

You gotta call TBS.

[–]BroadStreet_Bully -4 points-3 points ago

I am 100% positive you paid him to hold that sign.

[–]Prawnified -5 points-4 points ago

I'd give him ALL my money. ALL OF IT.

[–]ashthetall -2 points-1 points ago

is it a fair assumption that he probably has a felony that would prevent him from being able to vote?

i say this not in a racist way, but i'm pretty sure theres some bullshit statistic out there that is just not in this dudes favor