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"freedom of speech" (i.imgur.com)

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[–]otakuman 39 points40 points ago

Jihadist test 1: Passed. Next test: Kill your son.

[–]kellenthehun 25 points26 points ago

I sincerely hope this isn't real.

[–]kulrajwashere[S] 17 points18 points ago

It is.

[–]Fenen 28 points29 points ago

Then technically wouldn't this particular assault be a hate crime?

[–]mik3 24 points25 points ago

What in the motherfucking shitfucking balls does obama have to do with this retard assaulting another person? It's very sad that these people will reproduce.

[–]kulrajwashere[S] 23 points24 points ago

'Merica

[–]DariusG187 7 points8 points ago

Fuck Yeah.

[–]ravingia 7 points8 points ago

Where do you find these people?

[–]kulrajwashere[S] 8 points9 points ago

The god blessed nation

[–]jliu6190 51 points52 points ago

Jesus would be proud, wouldn't he.

[–]prepping4zombies 43 points44 points ago

And the Lord sayeth unto thee, whom so ever denies my existence, punch them in thine face. And praise my son as you do. Jesus loves punches.

[–]pzer0 12 points13 points ago

Actually, since the penalty for blasphemy in the OT is death, Jesus would probably be pissed that this little pussy didn't finish the job!

[–]TopHattedCoder 15 points16 points ago

Jesus' dad certainly would be.

[–]DariusG187 2 points3 points ago

I asked Jesus who lives in the hood, he said he would've stabbed that fool.

[–]LeSpatula 81 points82 points ago

And Reddit wonders why we make fun of religious people, instead of just respecting their belief.

[–]Cuppy_Cakes 16 points17 points ago

Love thy neighbour... unless they don't like me then punch that motherfucker up.

[–]Light-of-Aiur 4 points5 points ago

He didn't even say that he didn't like Christians, just that he doesn't believe in God.

So... "Love thy neighbour, unless they don't believe in your imaginary friend."

[–]Fehndrix 14 points15 points ago

I guess these two are too retarded to realize Obama's a Christian.

[–]VeryTallDog 16 points17 points ago

"No he's a muslim!"

- People like in OP

[–]MrCubeGuy 8 points9 points ago

They probably think he's a muslim atheist.

[–]BlackjackChess 9 points10 points ago

Totes Obama's fault that a very small amount of people do not believe in God, use their freedom of speech and use the Constitutional and original form of the pledge. Totes.

[–]tambrico 5 points6 points ago

Totally Obama's fault that schools suspend students who assault other students.

[–]Thecrumblingcookie 2 points3 points ago

Really? I'm totally voting for that guy. Making schools safer for kids. I'll be damned if I'd ever vote for a fellow who encouraged assaulting students, or ever did that himself (you know like how Romney and his friends assaulted a fellow student at their prep school)

[–]bantam700 4 points5 points ago

It's Obama's fault I'm an atheist, who cares that he was only a state senator when I stopped believing in christianity.

[–]friendbuddyguy 8 points9 points ago

Hate Crime

[–]typtyphus 5 points6 points ago

And they say games makes people voilent...

[–]absolutedesignz 5 points6 points ago

Please be fake. Wow if it's real

[–]kulrajwashere[S] 6 points7 points ago

Sadly not

[–]MrCubeGuy 5 points6 points ago

This is a legitimate hate crime. There could be actual consequences for doing that...

[–]typtyphus 0 points1 point ago

goody!

Repor him

[–]FUNKYDISCO 6 points7 points ago

He got suspended? Man... fuck Obama.

[–]sh2248 3 points4 points ago

This guys obviously your friend so on behalf of reddit polease f*ck him up

[–]GrooveCombo 1 point2 points ago

Being in the military, if I saw that little shit punch a guy for that I would probably choke him out. Give me is FB name in PM Op. (I just want to have a word with him)

[–]mtue98 0 points1 point ago

Wow.. all i can say is. What a douche.

[–]Duckylicious 1 point2 points ago

Where do you guys keep finding these idiots? I'm at a loss for words.

[–]Lorimor 1 point2 points ago

Jesus loves him, the rest of us think he's an asshole.

[–]dangerzonepatrol101 0 points1 point ago

thanks a lot, that post gave me cancer

[–]Rajkalex 1 point2 points ago

This deserves an immediate response whether by a Christian or atheist.

[–]Squoze 0 points1 point ago

just... wow.

[–]notquiteotaku 1 point2 points ago

Please restore my faith in humanity a little and tell me someone called him out.

[–]Aoife246 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure any school would have suspended that retard for beating someone up, even before Obama.

[–]Laterturdz 0 points1 point ago

take his information over to /b and let them take care of the idiot

[–]s00p3r 0 points1 point ago

If I remember, Jesus turned the other cheek. Then allowed himself to be sacrificed for our sins. Not WJWD.

[–]Somd_Derpins 0 points1 point ago

How about expulsion and arrest for religious biased assault...ie hate crime

[–]JBu92 0 points1 point ago

Suspended for a week for a hate crime. Welcome to America.

[–]martialalex 1 point2 points ago

See I also wish I was the one to get punched in the face for having beliefs. Mainly just so I could have justifiable cause to waste this kid. Sadly in my neck of the woods bigots either keep quiet or move out

[–]maxson924 5 points6 points ago

I believe we've found the ultimate first-world problem.

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