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Can't argue with that logic... [Fb] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]iamtheowlman 158 points159 points ago

Hermione also went to the bathroom with 2 boys and ended half-cat.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 70 points71 points ago

She just cannot catch a break

[–]A_Loki_In_Your_Mind 43 points44 points ago

Just as Ron planned it.

[–]ObviouslyIntoxicated 37 points38 points ago

He REALLY wanted to see her pussy.

[–]DemonPaladin 18 points19 points ago

Reddit REALLY wanted to see her pussy.

[–]FlyingDutchkid 9 points10 points ago

Wanted?.....

[–]PerfectlyDarkTails 14 points15 points ago

Needed!...

[–]Epoh[!] 3 points4 points ago

Did!...

[–]TheLemonHammer 11 points12 points ago

Sort of like Vincent Vega, cannot go to the bathroom without something bad happening.

[–]dcurry431 9 points10 points ago

When Vincent goes to shit, so does everything else.

[–]skyblue90 3 points4 points ago

I'm sure I've seen that hentai somewhere-

[–]kaltorak 75 points76 points ago

Also Moaning Myrtle went to the bathroom alone and died by basilisk.

[–]wickintheair 47 points48 points ago

Katie Bell went alone and was poisoned by a cursed necklace.

[–]IMadeThisforMineZ 18 points19 points ago

I went alone and had massive diarrhea.

[–]EasilyRemember 5 points6 points ago

Technically, she went alone and was subjected to the Imperius Curse. That curse ultimately led to her touching the cursed necklace, but that didn't happen inside the bathroom itself.

[–]usrnamesr2mainstream 0 points1 point ago

The point is, going to the bathroom alone caused her to get poisoned.

[–]aeonChili 77 points78 points ago

that marked out part looks like a penis.

[–]Ell975 36 points37 points ago

Dude, go to a doctor. Penises shouldn't look like that.

[–]CletusHemingway 36 points37 points ago

What, black?

[–]poompt 50 points51 points ago

Not near my daughter.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 15 points16 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]Doopz479 15 points16 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is all you ever comment.

[–]Azumikkel 9 points10 points ago

Nah nah nah, his previous comment was "I'd suck a fart out dat ass"

[–]Lottanubs 6 points7 points ago

Oh, that's perfectly normal. Carry on, guys.

[–]woodscrews -1 points0 points ago

Or my axe!

[–]Amarowar 8 points9 points ago

No one has square scrotums. Maybe spongebob...

[–]KadanJoelavich 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. My girlfriend looked at me funny 'cause I saw this thread over her should and said "That's a Penis!" just like this guy.

[–]m4xin30n 0 points1 point ago

Cannot be unseen. ಠ_ಠ

[–]guaranic 0 points1 point ago

So I wasn't the only one with this thought...

[–]JaSaw0[S] 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/z6KIO.jpg Fixed it

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]xenthum 3 points4 points ago

This gif has potential, but not when used improperly. Wait for the right time, mate.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 30 points31 points ago

The troll knew what she'd look like in the future and was trying to get with her while she was still young and clueless

[–]brianbrianbrian 36 points37 points ago

THE TROLL STOLE ALL THE TIME TURNERS TO PULL THIS OFF AND THATS WHY NO ONE EVER WAS ABLE TO USE THEM AGAIN

MINISTRY OF MAGIC WAS A COVERUP

[–]GranolaFalls 13 points14 points ago

I CAN USE CAPS LOCK TOO

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 13 points14 points ago

STOP YELLING

[–]FireBloom 7 points8 points ago

YOU STOP YELLING

[–]granados991 5 points6 points ago

WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[–]brianbrianbrian 24 points25 points ago

BUGGER THAT, I HOLD SHIFT LIKE A MAN

WITH MY DAINTY LITTLE PINKY

LIKE THAT LAZY BASTARD IS EVEN NECESSARY < I CAN HIT QAZ WITH MY LEFT RING FINGER JUST FINE

[–]Eustace__Bagge -5 points-4 points ago

The troll knew what she'd look like in the future and was trying to get her while she was still hot

FTFY

[–]GrimTuesday 6 points7 points ago

So, uh, why do they?

[–]haalhorn 26 points27 points ago

It's because the see-saw in the bathroom wouldn't be usable with only one person.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 11 points12 points ago

They need be in group so they can chat while waiting in line for the bathroom, which there always is since girls go to the bathroom in groups.

[–]themandotcom 6 points7 points ago

ye old catch 22

[–]dangerous_beans 7 points8 points ago

Jenna Marbles answered this quite nicely.

[–]scy1192 7 points8 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/EGwO2.jpg [src]

[–]tap112 5 points6 points ago

So they can talk about you.

[–]feynmansafineman 0 points1 point ago

http://i.qkme.me/3ow1iu.jpg

[–]bryman302 6 points7 points ago

I like to think that the mambo number 5 guy is in the bathroom and all the girls are needed at once.

[–]PinwheelRider 13 points14 points ago

Moral of the story: It's better to poop in the safety of your own home.

[–]thebluesaracudas 9 points10 points ago

Hogwarts is a boarding school, it technically it was her home.

[–]Jayduhb -1 points0 points ago

Having been to a boarding school, I can confirm it does not feel like a home and you will get fucked with when you take a dump.

[–]Viviparous 2 points3 points ago

Went on the internet and the same thing happened to me

[–]YouPeopleScareMe 20 points21 points ago

From the sidebar rules of /r/funny

Please No:
Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

Consider posting this submission to /r/screenshots

(h/t: No_Text_Only_Posts)

[–]Hackman49 4 points5 points ago

But seriously though...Why do they?

[–]dangerous_beans 1 point2 points ago

Jenna Marbles answered this quite nicely.

[–]Evlwolf 2 points3 points ago

Social thing, really. We don't go to the bathroom just to potty. We fix our hair, makeup, clothing, and we talk. It's like a hair or nail salon, only with more toilets and less scalp/foot massages.

[–]AngelixArch -1 points0 points ago

Really? Most bathrooms I've seen have poop stains all over the place, piss on the floor, toilet paper, and blood (in the girls bathrooms)...

Not a very social place to tell the truth...

[–]feynmansafineman 1 point2 points ago

http://i.qkme.me/3ow1iu.jpg

[–]FireBloom 0 points1 point ago

Oh the conversations I could tell you about that I've over heard in the woman's restroom.

[–]CaptnAwesomeGuy 5 points6 points ago

Then tell it or don't mention it.

[–]FireBloom -3 points-2 points ago

There are so many responses I could give to that.

[–]czarbennus 3 points4 points ago

your choices are as follows:

A-tell it.

B-don't mention it.

[–]tap112 6 points7 points ago

And the Vagueness of the Year Award goes to FireBloom

[–]FireBloom -4 points-3 points ago

I shall honor and cherish it in the vaguest way possible.

[–]terry_has_boots 5 points6 points ago

Moaning Myrtle died. Draco got attacked with Sectumsempra. Ginny ended up in the Chamber of Secrets. Katie Bell got given a cursed necklace. There are so many dangers.

[–]teabean 1 point2 points ago

"Don't go to the bathroom alone because you might be inside Hogwarts".

[–]limeyfather 0 points1 point ago

Almost every reddit facebook post has some sort of colorful dong to contribute.

[–]MagicMurderBean 0 points1 point ago

They always call me troll but I'm just a really handsome ogre.

[–]mocotazo 2 points3 points ago

That joke had been on Tumblr for a while now.

[–]MBSquared 0 points1 point ago

You can argue with that logic, because that's a movie.

Also the blacked out part looks like a penis.

[–]DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT 2 points3 points ago

Don't forget to moaning Myrtle

[–]LostItToADonkey 0 points1 point ago

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8HZx_v_xxTc/T5Z1uP5MibI/AAAAAAAABWo/o7E5q1j-zL0/s640/Emma+Watson+new+pic+2012+05.jpg

You're welcome, Reddit.

[–]No_Text_Only_Posts 0 points1 point ago

From the sidebar rules of /r/funny

Please No:
Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

Consider posting this submission to /r/screenshots

[–]dirtyword 5 points6 points ago

Also, submissions should be funny.

[–]Cosmicgensis 0 points1 point ago

Quick erect a shire for this beast!

[–]SlenderTroll 1 point2 points ago

Talk about troll logic...

[–]Horse_Bot_3k 0 points1 point ago

Great! Way to blow my cover, Reddit.

[–]cdaniel1 1 point2 points ago

Also, Ben Roethlisberger.

[–]rockafella7 0 points1 point ago

Girls go to bathroom in big groups > because there's always a long line

^

[–]gastrodon_bastron 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even relevant anymore.

[–]jesus_was_planking 1 point2 points ago

It's so that no one can tell which one of them poop'd,right? RIGHT?

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into the boys hole.

[–]lalondtm 1 point2 points ago

Trolls aren't real.

Can't argue with that logic

[–]InnerOrbiter 0 points1 point ago

Comma placement matters; Let me translate:

i don't ever want to hear a guy ask why girls always go to the bathroom in big groups. Hermione Granger went to the bathroom by herself. was attacked by a troll

[–]StatmanThunderfist 0 points1 point ago

And then there was moaning myrtle, and she up and DIED

[–]Silentio 0 points1 point ago

Not a real person.

[–]arewenotmen1983 1 point2 points ago

Why did you draw a penis at the top?

[–]arewenotmen1983 0 points1 point ago

Guys go to the bathroom alone, because Malfoy got magically shanked in the bathroom whenever he had company.

[–]SunshineAwake 0 points1 point ago

I don't go to the bathroom with anyone...

I don't have many friends.

[–]Selkie_Love 0 points1 point ago

So by that logic, the reason there are no girls on the internet is because they can't go on as a group.

[–]aboeve 1 point2 points ago

Who saw the black dick in that post?

[–]jazzyminpc 0 points1 point ago

I can't go in a group to the bathroom. I can't take a piss comfortably with people I know around.

[–]whitewaterv 0 points1 point ago

Maybe we should all just never use the bathroom again. I see this as a much simpler more practical solution so as to not induct child molestation... By a troll nonetheless.

[–]lil_nate_dogg 0 points1 point ago

That's not logic. That is a single example within the context of complete fantasy.

[–]spankr 0 points1 point ago

Fake Facebook update is fake... and not funny, and apparently against the rules in /r/funny

[–]mispeledUsurname 0 points1 point ago

DAE ever notice that the blacked out pic and name looks like cock and balls.

[–]poonslyr69 1 point2 points ago

the hidden logic behind harry potter, dont go to the bathroom alone or with boys

[–]Wonspur -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]terrible20somethings 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be xposted to /r/harrypotter.

[–]Mavriq420 0 points1 point ago

I*

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Out of every room in the entire castle... This massive castle with moving staircases, hidden rooms and classrooms... this troll appears in the womans washroom? what a trooper

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

I always just assumed girls were in there doing drugs.

[–]CassandraVindicated 0 points1 point ago

Pussy trolls are no joke.

[–]Fulmetalmaster 0 points1 point ago

I facepalmed when i see the post.

[–]captchasarehard 0 points1 point ago

Sure I can, I argue that you can enter any bathroom you like without some bullshit monster from a childrens fantasy series attacking you.

[–]takingbackcatday 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone acknowledged that the black from paint looks like a dick?

[–]PPCwarren 0 points1 point ago

the redacting looks like a wang. levyosahh not levyohhsah

[–]serrit 0 points1 point ago

What about ugly or non-magical girls?

[–]Josh32390 0 points1 point ago

The Black covering the names looks like a penis.

[–]ConstantBickering 0 points1 point ago

Blacked out bit looks like a cock and balls.

[–]MrsKaMotaDragon 0 points1 point ago

Upvote cus im drymunk lol jk drunk* i guess not so much since i corrected myself

[–]UMightHaveProblems -1 points0 points ago

Do you base every stupid thing you do on irrelevant fiction?

[–]kabukistar -2 points-1 points ago

Sure you can. Watch:

Hermione Granger was a fictional character and trolls aren't real.

[–]solitaryman098 2 points3 points ago

HOLY SHIT REALLY?

[–]kirkyjerky -3 points-2 points ago

This should be a .gif

[–]CletusHemingway -2 points-1 points ago

Ha ha, it's like Harry Potter. Ha ha.

[–]omnibian -5 points-4 points ago

They actually do it to pool up period blood and put it in your food.

Yes, my humor is weird.

[–]SuperWolf 5 points6 points ago

http://imgur.com/sN6lN

[–]Daefows 2 points3 points ago

Humour is supposed to be funny, you know.

[–]omnibian 0 points1 point ago

Humor is subjective. I subjectively think it's funny. I'm from Iceland, we don't have great humor.

[–]Grandeauxr 0 points1 point ago

This made milk come out of my nose. And yes, by milk I mean blood. Period blood.

[–]calonord -1 points0 points ago

yea u can, fuck that

[–]Misspelled_username 0 points1 point ago

Whenever someone blurs the pic name like that, all i see is a dick and balls.

[–]palpablescalpel 0 points1 point ago

For those interested in the real reasons chicks do this.

[–]KingOfRibbles 0 points1 point ago

Yes you can. Just like this: That's a fictional story and really stupid. G'donk.

[–]GaryOak92 0 points1 point ago

But that was a fictional story.

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[–]YouPeopleScareMe 0 points1 point ago

From the sidebar rules of /r/funny

Please No:
Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

Consider posting this submission to /r/screenshots

(h/t: No_Text_Only_Posts)

[–]scy1192 1 point2 points ago

it's bad enough we have a bot spamming that, we don't need it 3 times on the same post.

[–]JaSaw0[S] -1 points0 points ago

Thank you

[–]YouPeopleScareMe 0 points1 point ago

<shrug> The rest of us don't need dumbshit that's specifically banned. Filing this issue under "tough cookies."

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