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I was told you guys might enjoy this. (cross post from /r/funny) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Sykotik 258 points259 points ago

YODO.

[–]illtakethebox 42 points43 points ago

so good it hurts

[–]JakJakAttacks 40 points41 points ago

YODA

Justice, this is.

[–]SteelyPhil88 15 points16 points ago

You only die always

[–]vijrox 0 points1 point ago

Bad Luck Brian.

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    [–]SpermWhale 0 points1 point ago

    You Only Drive Accident.

    [–]anonymous123421 27 points28 points ago

    I don't know, I just don't feel good hearing about this. It's a tragic loss of life, and sure I'd want those fuckers off the road, as a threat to society, but it just all makes me sick.

    [–]nopurposeflour 19 points20 points ago

    I am just glad that they hit a wall. They could have hit a family in a minivan or school bus full of kids then end up not getting a scratch while killing everyone else.

    [–]blood_fart 0 points1 point ago

    Like an unopened can of sardines smashed repeatedly with a hammer.

    [–]ddfitz 12 points13 points ago

    The only tragedy is that anyone who knows him is now grieving his death and has to feel this loss. It's not a tragedy that he died, because he made the decision to drink and drive, text and drive, and drift around corners at 120 mph. It's fine that you don't feel good hearing about this, but this is not tragic, by any means.

    [–]anonymous123421 9 points10 points ago

    I respectfully disagree. I find the loss of human life a bad thing almost always, including here. Now, if it were between him dying and a pedestrian, it's obvious. But I don't find his death a cause worth celebrating, or as OP said, "enjoying."

    That's the one thing I hate about this subreddit-- that people are so barbaric in their desire to witness extreme death punishment for acts that may or may not "warrant" it. It's like the ancient Romans, and I find it disgusting.

    I know people who died in 9/11, and when I heard bin Laden had been killed I just nodded my head and said "okay." Not upset by it, and in that event it wasn't tragic, but still not "happy."

    [–]ddfitz 10 points11 points ago

    Yeah, I understand what you mean then. I don't find it tragic because this person was very likely to drink and drive again. And then again. And eventually, it would lead to a loss of life, possibly more than just his own. So I see this as the lesser of two evils. I do agree that the people on this subreddit are less concerned with justice than seeing someone get beat up or killed. I guess the title of "JusticePorn" is fitting in that they're more concerned with getting off than seeing something of substance that makes you feel good about natural justice.

    [–]Remerez 1 point2 points ago

    All actions have an equal and opposite reaction. Driving 120 mph while tweeting is going to have a bad consequence. his death is sad yes but it was his fault that he didn't take the time to understand the risk/benefit. this fucker got everybody in his car killed because of his ego. fuck him and i hope he burns in hell. his passengers on the other hand, I am so very sorry.

    [–]aforsberg 12 points13 points ago

    Nonsense. These people clearly have no value for human life, their own or that of others. Off the road, I don't care how.

    [–]anonymous123421 4 points5 points ago

    Still, I'm not all ecstatic even if a murderer is executed. I feel somewhat at peace, but still not in the slightest glad. Relief=/=happiness.

    [–]ICantKnowThat 6 points7 points ago

    Would it make you feel better if a murderer accidentally killed himself? It is unfortunate that this idiot took 4 others with him, though.

    [–]anonymous123421 -2 points-1 points ago

    Not in the slightest. Again, I'd feel a sense of relief, but not one of joy.

    However, if you think this guy was worthy of getting killed, then I'd say that the other guys in the car exhibited equally poor judgment and were equally worthy.

    Again though, very few people in the world deserve to die-- people with no good in them.

    [–]sir_zechs 2 points3 points ago

    With a global population of over 7 billion (milliard) and growing, l think the logical approach, however immoral, would be to start considering those who not only maintain no value for their own life, but especially the lives of others, not worthy of the resources they consume and removed existence.

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      [–]Fuhdawin 2 points3 points ago

      I highly doubt that they wanted to die that night by running the car into a wall.

      [–]TheTaoOfBill 4 points5 points ago

      I'm extremely thankful they hit a wall and not a mom and her kids in a minivan.

      [–]mr_mia_wallace 231 points232 points ago

      This is not justice. this is an idiot dying.

      [–]HBlight 16 points17 points ago

      Not justice, or funny, just stupid and tragic.

      [–]coppersink 2 points3 points ago

      It's a bit funny.

      [–]maitake 96 points97 points ago

      He put other people's lives in danger. He's a piece of shit. And thankfully now he's dead.

      [–]ratajewie 57 points58 points ago

      Yea. There are too many people now saying "this isn't justice." Yes it is. Justice is someone breaking a law or doing something unjust, and that person being punished for their actions. This person was breaking laws, putting everyone on the road in danger. He died doing that. That's justice.

      [–]sleeperagent 99 points100 points ago

      He and everyone else in the car with him. That's not justice. This is a tragedy, idiots have families too. Great for the roads that this dumbass isn't on them anymore but he took innocent lives with him.

      The more I read this subredit the more I'm convinced most of reddit has Aspergers.

      [–]neverdreams 1 point2 points ago

      I often feel the exact same way.

      [–]RavR 0 points1 point ago

      I doubt he was the only one drinking and that he like held his friends hostage and made them get into his car.

      I think its justice simply because he couldve quite easily crashed into another car, harming people we KNOW would be innocent.

      [–]giveupitscrazy 1 point2 points ago

      The other guys in the car would have been at least as wasted as him, if they had a designated driver why let the drunk guy drive?

      None of them stood up and said no this is bad, so they are all equally guilty of drunk driving. It still is tragic though, thankfully No one besides them was killed.

      [–]ratajewie -3 points-2 points ago

      I never said he deserved to die. If the police had shot him, that's not justice. But, his friends got in the car with him. The driver purposely, knowingly, performed stupid actions because, YOLO! He got himself killed. It's a shame his friends were killed as well. But I'm sure they were cheering him on the whole time. Then they crashed. It's sad they died. But they did. Either way, his stupid actions manifested into a harsh consequence.

      [–]FadedMaster 16 points17 points ago

      You might not have said he deserved to die, but you implied it by saying that his death is justice for his actions. I suppose you could argue that it is undeserved justice, but that is difficult to do when you start your comment by agreeing with someone who said "thankfully now he's dead."

      [–]ratajewie -1 points0 points ago

      I wasn't exactly agreeing with him being dead. More the fact that something bad happened to him as a result of his actions. I would have also been ok with an arrest or car crash. But he died. No changing that. It's justice, although harsh, but it's justice.

      [–]Dawnsc2 7 points8 points ago

      This is not justice at all, obviously you've never had a loved one die in a car accident, it devastates all that knew that person regardless of his dumb actions or not. I'd like to see your reaction if your friend/family member died in a car crash drunk driving with other people, then you say that's just 'Justice'.

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        [–]Sto_Da_Dio -3 points-2 points ago

        Look at the dude in the passenger seat. I bet he's a real winner at life. So I can safely assume the others in the car with him were characters of the same caliber.

        [–]skintightmonopoly 5 points6 points ago

        I wouldn't judge on appearances. You don't know any of that. He may look ridiculous, but who knows what he's like as a human being. He just suffered a horrific death along with three of his friends. Would it really be better if he looked acceptable by your standards?

        [–]memo_rx -2 points-1 points ago

        Amen...though I think most of Reddit has Aspergers, not just this subreddit.

        [–]High_Born_Manitee 13 points14 points ago

        And here I though natural selection was dead.... I can jerk off peacefully tonight.

        [–]oxgon 3 points4 points ago

        Lets hope he doesn't have kids.

        [–]Rose1982 -2 points-1 points ago

        Jerk of what?

        [–]amnotforcocoa 6 points7 points ago

        I always thought justice was more along the lines of having the wrongs righted. I don't see that happening here. I just see five people dying. The only right that could come of this is that they won't do that again, but that could have been accomplished without death. This is just a combination of idiocy and tragedy.

        [–]no-identity 2 points3 points ago

        He killed 4 people with his actions and you call that justice?

        [–]monkeychief25 4 points5 points ago

        This is called Justice_Porn, not random examples of justice, so things posted here should be justice dealt in an absolutely ideal form, I don't think this really exemplifies that.

        [–]BeastAP23 0 points1 point ago

        No its fucking not justice he killed other people. And by your logic drunk all dumb ass drunk drivers deserve to die. Hes a dumbass but this isnt' somthing to be happy about because guess what, nothing positive came out of this. Sure its one less drunk driver but its a dead person with a family and friends.

        [–]ratajewie 0 points1 point ago

        I never said it's good he died. Just that it's good he sustained a consequence of sorts. I've explained this at least three times. If he was arrested, that also would have been good. But instead, he got himself killed. Serves him right. It's not good he got other people killed. But they knew what he was doing, and probably egged him on and cheered as he was going that fast. So they're not right either. Also, terrorists have families and friends. But we're all happy when they die. What makes this guy any different?

        [–]BeastAP23 -1 points0 points ago

        What makes him different from a terrorist?

        I don't know.

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          [–]Aschebescher 3 points4 points ago

          He's a piece of shit. And thankfully now he's dead.

          If you derive pleasure from other people dying you might have some serious issues. Maybe you should talk with someone about it.

          edit: spelling

          [–]maitake 1 point2 points ago

          I get no pleasure out of this. I sleep better knowing idiots who think drunk driving is something to take lightly don't have the chance to let it happen again.

          [–]dan_beep 3 points4 points ago

          Everyone in the car died... Why is anyone happy about this? Who are you to say he deserved to die? Seriously, think about that. I am thinking maybe its because you have limited first hand experience with death. I deal with death all the time. I have dealt with bad motor vehicle accidents, gun shots, stabbings and other senseless loss of life. In my opinion, it is never worth it to make this kind of judgement. Now, somewhere a mother and a family and children are mourning the loss of life. Did they deserve this fate?

          I think more appropriate than death would be reeducation. That would be justice. Lets educate more than we already are to prevent this kind of nonsense.

          Or maybe youre right. Lets just kill every kid with the wrong idea of what cool is. Lets snuff out all of that potential. Good idea.

          [–]93829020 3 points4 points ago

          He killed four other people. People who had fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, extended family and friends. All of whom were probably devastated by this, because one person was an idiot. If you found out a friend was killed last night because he was in a car with someone who was a bad driver, would you find that to be justice?

          This isn't justice. This is a tragedy.

          [–]maitake 0 points1 point ago

          Well perhaps you are more sensitive than I am. I don't consider being drunk a justification for anything. I'll agree that it probably is heartbreaking for his family, and although they may have had the chance to educate these kids on the matter better, I don't lay blame on them necessarily. People are responsible for their decisions, and in this case they are responsible for driving themselves into a crash while intoxicated. Another innocent pedestrian lives to see the light of day, and it's that which I am truly thankful for.

          If you found out a friend was killed last night because he was in a car with someone who was a bad driver, would you find that to be justice?

          That is no an adequate analogy. These people chose to drink themselves to intoxication and willingly stepped inside of a vehicle. Being intoxicated is not a justification for putting other people's lives in mortal danger. Tweeting about it pridefully just makes this passenger an asshole.

          [–]krangksh 0 points1 point ago

          Putting people's lives in danger was the least (read: second most) of his offences. He is guilty of killing 4 people.

          [–]asshatnowhere 1 point2 points ago

          what a stupid waste of carbon.

          [–]JakJakAttacks 2 points3 points ago

          I disagree. This is justice in the form of natural selection taking place. Needs to happen more often.

          [–]93829020 -4 points-3 points ago

          You've never been in a car as a teenager who was driving unsafe?

          Either you're a hypocrite or socially ostracized from your peers. Pick one.

          [–]terk0iz 16 points17 points ago

          My friends and I never drove recklessly.

          You and your friends were bad kids.

          [–]whitehat511 3 points4 points ago

          And that's a black or white fallacy.
          http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/black-or-white

          [–]HMSArcturus 11 points12 points ago

          Or you had friends that realized and respected that a car is a several ton piece of machinery more than capable of seriously injuring or killing people if you dick around while driving.

          [–]RashaGirl 1 point2 points ago

          Not all high school kids make idiotic decision to drink and drive or drive recklessly. Real high school life is not always like the movies, teenagers can be responsible and "cool" at the same time.

          [–]Darkstrategy 0 points1 point ago

          Well there was that one time that our DD wanted to fuck with us. Even when we were screaming at him to knock it off he didn't and we wound up with a split telephone and a car wrapped around the pole.

          You're a moron.

          [–]93829020 0 points1 point ago

          Just so you know, if you were killed this sub-reddit would feel justice was done.

          [–]Darkstrategy -1 points0 points ago

          Regardless of justice, I don't care about those people tbh. I lost a friend to a drunk driver. Allowing someone to drive drunk is disgusting, getting into their car is foolish. This is not a gamble of whether or not they are able to drive properly, this is 100% unacceptable. My situation had a driver who chose to be a moron in the attempt to impress us when he was sober.

          The only thing I hope for when a drunk driver gets behind the wheel is that they don't hurt anyone else on the road. That's it. They died? Well that's too bad.

          [–]JakJakAttacks 2 points3 points ago

          I would otherwise agree with you but he was driving drunk and drifting at 120mph. Sorry, but if his friends in the car were too stupid to stop him they also deserved it.

          [–]skintightmonopoly 1 point2 points ago

          They made a mistake. They don't deserve to die. You have no idea what could have happened in that car, or what was said. How do you know they didn't ask him to stop? How do you know that they made a mistake so terrible, by your standards, that they deserve to have their lives cut short?

          [–]Jabernathy -1 points0 points ago

          Is a toddler walking into traffic also justice in the form of natural selection?

          [–]Home_sweet_dome 1 point2 points ago

          Darwin award candidate?

          [–]whitehat511 -1 points0 points ago

          I'm not saying stupid people deserve to die, but this may have been natural selection.

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            [–]Ewic13 148 points149 points ago

            Why not link to the actual article? This isn't a default subreddit, we have an attention span of more than 30 seconds here and will upvote it even if it isn't imgur.

            Here is the article for anyone interested: http://shot97.com/5-killed-in-crash-after-yolo-tweets/

            [–]disgustipated 89 points90 points ago

            An internet website for celeb news and rap battles is source of the actual article? There are articles from actual news organizations:

            [–]ThrowFragsAtMe 3 points4 points ago

            Almost read that as yolover.

            [–]Shadft 12 points13 points ago

            As a frequent mobile user, I'd rather have everything succinctly gathered in an image form, regardless of the breadth of my attention span.

            There's nothing worse than loading an article like that on a phone browser.

            [–]Mexican_JumpingBean 3 points4 points ago

            "The driver swerved and...uh, crashed..." Lol

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              [–]redditmaid 25 points26 points ago

              The guy who tweeted wasn't the one driving.

              [–]Prince_of_Persia 1 point2 points ago

              The others (presumably) got in a car with someone they knew was drunk.

              [–]Where_am_I_now 36 points37 points ago

              This breaks my heart. I don't know why anyone would drink and drive, yet even get up to those speeds and brag about it. It saddens me that some people can be so stupid and reckless and to bring the worlds of their loved ones crashing down in an instant.

              All 5 people in the vehicle died, according to the post, that is god awful.

              Please don't get into a car with a drunk drive or let someone drive drunk because you or someone else may never come back.

              [–]TheGrot 84 points85 points ago

              Somehow I don't think this belongs in funny or justiceporn. While the whole thing could have been avoided easily its still Shitty 5 young men died.

              [–]ComatoseLancer 21 points22 points ago

              If what they were tweeting was true, they were driving recklessly at 120 mph while drinking. Yes, it sucks that they died but it's their own fault and i think it's just fortunate that they didn't kill anyone.

              [–]Takuya-san 2 points3 points ago

              Well it was the driver's fault at least. We can't really say if it as the fault of the friends he was driving.

              [–]skybike 3 points4 points ago

              "5 young Shitty men died" *

              There's a difference.

              [–]93829020 12 points13 points ago

              Sorry but you don't know that at all. One of the passengers may have been an average to outstanding student, their only fatal mistake was in getting into the car with some 'cool' kid they wished to be socially associated with.

              [–]dnicholsonb 2 points3 points ago

              I don't think you can base someone's character on how studious they are.

              [–]93829020 0 points1 point ago

              Point taken.

              After all, Master Evil was number 1 in his class and number 2 was number 2.

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                [–]Ledatru 0 points1 point ago

                Life isn't some comic book where you can label people "good" or "bad."

                [–]oxgon 1 point2 points ago

                You should not feel sad for this person, what is really said is that the family members now have to suffer, that's the real tragedy. People all around the world living in shit conditions dying from murder, starvation and lack of water. This ass hole kills him self driving into a wall.

                I feel bad for the families, this guy got the easy way out.

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                  [–]turkeyinthecorn 37 points38 points ago

                  An idiot died and killed a number of other people as well. This is anything but justice.

                  [–]Abedeus -5 points-4 points ago

                  All those people failed to stop a drunk driver and were stupid enough to go with him on a ride.

                  [–]dsr541 11 points12 points ago

                  So that means they deserve to die?

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                    [–]bostonbruins 13 points14 points ago

                    Why was this originally posted in /r/funny?

                    [–]Abedeus 19 points20 points ago

                    Irony is hilarious.

                    YOLO splat.

                    [–]MegaMadPenguin 52 points53 points ago

                    Wait,this is considered justice?

                    [–]_oogle 28 points29 points ago

                    yes. why wouldn't it be? dumbass was driving drunk and could have killed innocent people with his stupidity.

                    [–]sjs 21 points22 points ago

                    The guy that tweeted and died was a passenger, not the driver. I don't know if everyone in the vehicle died or not.

                    [–]TheGrot 16 points17 points ago

                    That isn't justice its tragedy. Yeah he was being a fucking idiot but that doesn't mean it justifies his death.

                    [–]_oogle 11 points12 points ago

                    It's not justice that someone who drove drunk (and the passengers that let him) died, even though their car landed literally four feet from someone's bedroom wall? They put multiple people's lives at risk. It would have been a tragedy if innocent people died.

                    [–]Suddenly_My_Penis 6 points7 points ago

                    But...he did kill innocent people.

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                      [–]93829020 2 points3 points ago

                      You don't understand the difference between justice and tragedy. Justice is when someone is punished equally for an intentionally poor decision and action. Tragedy is when many people's lives are forever ruined because of lapse in judgment.

                      [–]glamotte14 1 point2 points ago

                      He did kill innocent people, the others in the car.

                      [–]ibarkatdogs 1 point2 points ago

                      yeah for the unnecessary face tattoos

                      [–]TheSandyRavage 5 points6 points ago

                      You guys are heartless, an innocent fence was knocked down! Never Forget!

                      [–]oxgon 8 points9 points ago

                      TIL yolo means you only live once. I though it was a new way of saying LOL like LAWL or some shit. I hate it more now.

                      [–]GAMEchief 18 points19 points ago

                      This is the story of a guy who did something dumb and died as a result. I don't see the justice. This is just sad. Who is the winner in this story?

                      [–]Abedeus 11 points12 points ago

                      Everyone who didn't die that night during their rampage. And people who won't die tomorrow because a drunk driver is dead instead.

                      [–]penguyen 3 points4 points ago

                      The gene pool is the winner.

                      [–]cC2Panda 10 points11 points ago

                      Society as a whole?

                      [–]ButterMyBiscuit 12 points13 points ago

                      The winners are all the people who were driving in that area that didn't die because of this idiot.

                      EDIT: I think this is a decent metaphor that I just came up with:

                      Imagine a guy and his friends taking an AK, pointing it in the air in the middle of the city at night and firing off a clip. He's being an idiot, recklessly and intentionally putting others in danger for his own fun. Justice would be for one of the bullets he fired up to come down and kill him. That's what happened here. Dead by his own actions that were previously endangering others.

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                        [–]buckiaz 4 points5 points ago

                        Natural Selection at its finest.

                        [–]ProfThadBach 3 points4 points ago

                        And the Darwin Award winner for 2012 goes to--------

                        [–]this_man_loves_trees 0 points1 point ago

                        I'm surprised no one mentioned "natural selection" sooner

                        [–]BetterUseTwoHands 0 points1 point ago

                        its funny cuz they were in a sentra ... also Prolly not going 120 either.

                        [–]porterpot 0 points1 point ago

                        Not a chance in hell they were doing 120 mph in a Sentra with 4 adults.

                        [–]sRsSrSsRsSrS 0 points1 point ago

                        Congratulations, you've won the r/ShitRedditSays award for SO BRAVERY!

                        [–]MetsaFirez 3 points4 points ago

                        Justice? This is Sad, 5 kids died and those poor parents have to bury their children because of a huge mistake. Justice would be he gets a DUI, death is just a tradgedy. Why the fuck is he tweeting that by the way? How stupid are these people.

                        [–]DawnWolf 9 points10 points ago

                        Why would I enjoy the tragic death of an irresponsible person?

                        [–]loluwrong -5 points-4 points ago

                        how is his death tragic? he tweeted about how drunk he was then killed himself by driving into a wall

                        [–]DawnWolf 5 points6 points ago

                        To each their own. For me personally, I feel sorry for him for not knowing any better, for probably a poor upbringing in a bad environment he had little control of. Also, 4 other people died through no fault of their own. That's not justice, that's a tragedy.

                        [–]loluwrong 0 points1 point ago

                        i agree for the other people it was tragic, but not for him. i guess i feel this way because i was hit by a drunk driver when coming home from work once

                        [–]duuudemaaan 3 points4 points ago

                        Link to his twitter

                        [–]otisthorpesrevenge 4 points5 points ago

                        124,000 tweets ?!

                        [–]Ch1psahoy 6 points7 points ago

                        5 people died because of 1 person's poor choices. Yeah, sounds like real fucking justice.

                        [–]bandola 4 points5 points ago

                        Letting someone drive drunk is a very serious crime here in Sweden, is it not in the US? This is definitely justice, for all the idiot criminals in that car.

                        [–]Contrapaul 3 points4 points ago

                        Rancho Cucamonga! (Where Workaholics is set)

                        [–]Gildish_Chambino 1 point2 points ago

                        This isn't very tight butthole.

                        [–]microcrash 0 points1 point ago

                        I didn't even know it actually existed

                        [–]DebacleRoberts 1 point2 points ago

                        The first thing that comes to mind is the divide on Ryan Dunn's death. I loved Ryan Dunn but I don't intend to defend his dumbass drunk driving.

                        If people can condemn Dunn then this dumb motherfucker doesn't deserve defending. Qualifies as justice.

                        [–]toughactivetinactive 2 points3 points ago

                        I can disapprove of and condemn a person's behavior without thinking that they absolutely deserve the outcome that it led to.

                        [–]Jerkfish 3 points4 points ago

                        JusticePorn, where half of the users enjoy watching justice, and the other half are bleeding hearts who get off trying to tell the first half that everything submitted isn't justice.

                        [–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

                        Good. Natural Selection at work.

                        I mean... YOLO is obviously dangerous, we should make it illegal immediately!

                        [–]ThatGuy20 1 point2 points ago

                        this changes the meaning of YOLO completely. you only live once...so be careful!

                        [–]Whales_of_Pain 1 point2 points ago

                        To the bleeding hearts who are complaining that this is tragic and not hilarious, I'm sorry but you're wrong. When people drive drunk, it more often than not creates a real tragedy where truly innocent (and sober) victims die. When they die in fiery crashes as a result of being wasted, any time everyone else walks away unharmed is a win. They're off the road and out of society's way, and we should all be thankful.

                        [–]toughactivetinactive 2 points3 points ago

                        This question is posted elsewhere, but I'd like to ask it of you again: Should we execute drunk drivers? Your perspective seems to answer clearly yes.

                        [–]WonkyArt 0 points1 point ago

                        He was his own executioner.

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                          [–]simohayha 2 points3 points ago

                          I mourn for the passengers. This isn't justice

                          [–]TheHaereticus 2 points3 points ago

                          Had he hit another vehicle, this would have been an awful tragedy. Seeing that he was drunk and on Twitter hashtagging YOLO and that only the idiots in the original vehicle were killed turns this tragic circumstance into comedy/hubris.

                          Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

                          [–]Deluxx00 2 points3 points ago

                          No matter how much people hate YOLO, nobody enjoys people dying. I feel a little offended that I'm a subscribrer to this subreddit and apparently this is how we're viewed as.

                          [–]wanderinglife 1 point2 points ago

                          Came all the way from r/nottheonion to r/funny and now r/justiceporn. Where's the next stop?

                          [–]The_other_Aphex_twin 0 points1 point ago

                          Great, now reddit will never STFU about yolo.

                          [–]Nice_Dude 1 point2 points ago

                          Actually, I've died like 3 times in my life

                          [–]vstandsforvictory -1 points0 points ago

                          Yeah, well, to be honest, death is never funny, even if the guys deserved it.

                          [–]Doctor_Yi 0 points1 point ago

                          What a rookie

                          [–]DeliriousYeti 0 points1 point ago

                          The only person I feel bad for is the first responding officer who has to look at the wreckage.

                          [–]samstr -1 points0 points ago

                          LOLLYWOGS

                          [–]moving0target 1 point2 points ago

                          There's proof. YOLO. Too bad he proved it for everyone else in the car, too.

                          [–]squidesquide -1 points0 points ago

                          D-D-D-D-DARWIN WINS!

                          [–]BClydeBatty 0 points1 point ago

                          Killed 4 other people with his douchebaggery.

                          This man will forever be known as a piece of shit.

                          [–]ddfitz 0 points1 point ago

                          YOLO indeed. Justice is served. Glad he only killed himself, dumbass for drinking and driving.

                          [–]Mthomo732 1 point2 points ago

                          TIL Rancho Cucamunga is a real place

                          [–]jonthedoors 1 point2 points ago

                          CHAINSAW DILDO

                          [–]jxk 0 points1 point ago

                          The guy tweeting wasn't actually the guy driving, so that link is misleading.

                          [–]Irrel_M 0 points1 point ago

                          Drunk drivers died without killing anyone else. That's either justice or karma, take your pick.

                          [–]guitarman507deny -1 points0 points ago

                          I thought i read an article saying he killed 5 including himself. so not so much justice, and much as dumbass murdering people with his stupidity.

                          [–]DionneD 0 points1 point ago

                          While I see that this fits Justice Porn, and I feel the guy put himself (as well as at least 4 others) in that situation, realizing that it came from /r/funny made me cringe.

                          [–]Turok1134 1 point2 points ago

                          I remember hearing about this when it happened, as it was just a couple of miles away from me. Didn't know about the YOLO tweet.

                          Yeah, it sucks that they died, but honestly, better them alone than taking out some innocent drivers or bystanders. People need to realize the amount of damage they can cause by recklessly driving a 3000 pound machine.

                          I hope people see stuff like this and it encourages them not to act like a fucking idiot behind the wheel.

                          [–]TheAcquaintanceCrate 0 points1 point ago

                          Reminds me of an experience a couple months ago, some ancient rusted 1980's minivan was swerving between two lanes on the main road around here, almost hit me, thought it was some grandpa having a seizure.

                          Nope!

                          Some teenage doucebag in a wife beater, gold chain and overpriced cap is trying to drive while having hit seat pulled down all the way to impress his girlfriend. Didn't have a phone with me to call the cops.

                          Before I got off the road, I saw an ambulance and a few cop cars, I assume it was him, but one of the largest hospitals in the bay area is a few miles down, so that might be it, too.

                          I don't usually wish death upon people, but I did hope they totaled their car, so they couldn't hurt anybody with any future stupidity

                          [–]PocoDoco -1 points0 points ago

                          People who say this is justice need to learn a lesson from Batman, the king of justice. One of Batman's few rules is that he never uses guns or other lethal weapons, because DEATH IS NEVER JUSTICE. ESPECIALLY like this. Please, please stop saying that this man whose previous actions and personality you've never even seen deserved to die.

                          I only regret that few people will see this since the post has sat here so long.

                          [–]rawlence 1 point2 points ago

                          Not really justice, more like IronyPorn

                          [–]whycantibeyou 0 points1 point ago

                          Ervin McKinness was not driving the car. He was a passenger. They were just kids being kids. What the driver did was stupid and irresponsible, but does that make all the passengers idiots and deserving of death? The young men now have grieving families. Be nice. Don't go around hurting people and try to understand things.

                          [–]UpGoaTedThis 0 points1 point ago

                          I can't say I enjoy learning about a young man's death, but he was a danger to himself and others. I'm glad he won't be driving anymore.

                          [–]dalkor 1 point2 points ago

                          Darwin would have applauded this man's performance.

                          [–]casonthemason 1 point2 points ago

                          It's not justice if 4 other people were killed

                          [–]Soonermandan 0 points1 point ago

                          Man I love natural selection.

                          [–]thatguitarist 0 points1 point ago

                          Drifting in a Nissan Sentra..? Aren't they front wheel drive?

                          [–]gello1313 0 points1 point ago

                          Too bad that the guy texting these dumbass tweets wasn't even the one driving.

                          [–]jnuts7 0 points1 point ago

                          This happened in my hometown, bunch of people crying. I didn't personally know the guys but just another lesson in drinking and driving.

                          [–]blackcomedy 0 points1 point ago

                          Why would anybody enjoy this?

                          [–]wratx 0 points1 point ago

                          enjoy?

                          [–]Gillman_Chatsworth 0 points1 point ago

                          There is no justice here, just a sad loss of life.

                          [–]Sigma34561 0 points1 point ago

                          That's why I use YOLO as a cautionary acronym. "Look both ways before you cross the street. YOLO"

                          [–]DudeWithTheNose 0 points1 point ago

                          Drake set Darwinism in motion.

                          [–]CatCuddles 0 points1 point ago

                          https://twitter.com/ink2flashyy

                          [–]roydawgg 2 points3 points ago

                          He also killed 3 others with him, this is not justice, this is a tragedy.

                          [–]tyrroi 0 points1 point ago

                          Look at the rules.

                          [–]Wake_up_donnie 1 point2 points ago

                          This isn't justice. Just bad life choices that caused the death of 5 people.

                          [–]SHEESHKAH 0 points1 point ago

                          Nothing gets my dick harder than seeing 5 naive young men dying in a fatal car accident.

                          Drunk driving or not, they didn't deserve to die. And to judge he character of these men from a picture and a Twitter posting is ridiculous.

                          [–]MR777 1 point2 points ago

                          Wow, some of the people in this thread are seriously crazy. Yes he was driving drunk, but him and the other passengers dying because of that is NOT justice.

                          [–]scoutsdiefirst 1 point2 points ago

                          someone i know knew one of the guys that died, so weird seeing sad collage pics on facebook and then people on reddit liking that they died.

                          [–]LosAngelesVikings 2 points3 points ago

                          This subreddit is full of sadistic fucks.

                          [–]skybike -4 points-3 points ago

                          Awesome, 5 less fuckheads on the streets, that's a good start.

                          [–]dash141 -2 points-1 points ago

                          Nothing of value was lost.

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