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[–]uSeeWhatiDidThere 7 points8 points ago

If I sat in that I would shit myself!...Well i guess that's the point....

[–]SpiderHuman 4 points5 points ago

Then This would make you shaft yourself.

[–]Onikai32 1 point2 points ago

Nope. Never going in there. Nope nope nope nope nope.

[–]Sapanther 0 points1 point ago

As I said the last time I saw this, nope!

[–]beermaster21 6 points7 points ago

this made me think of this

[–]TheReasonableCamel 4 points5 points ago

And Jesus found this pic too boot

[–]Dogmanlego 4 points5 points ago

Some bloke is going to ruin it for everybody and pee all over those lovely skis.

[–]stevenfrijoles 3 points4 points ago

There is a camera in this bathroom stall.

[–]la_la_lala 2 points3 points ago

What are the buttons on the arm rest for?

[–]zombiej3sus 5 points6 points ago

It's a Japanese toilet. The commands are for a jet of water direct to the butthole, temperature of the sit and some more.

[–]Blee10 4 points5 points ago

Mother of god, that's awesome.

[–]thoriginal 3 points4 points ago

Home depot actually has them available by special order. They are fairly expensive. Some spray perfume, have a heated seat, douche function and an air jet. 500$ give or take could take pooping to a whole new level.

[–]Asshole_for_Karma 1 point2 points ago

Came here to ask if this was a Japanese invention, am not disappoint.

Man, why the fuck do the Japanese take their toilets so seriously?... although...

[–]Apecist 2 points3 points ago

Well, all the work is basically done for you in there.

[–]naryn 2 points3 points ago

I don't have a pic, but in Schladming (Austrian Skiing resort), and I'm assuming other places too but the bathrooms in the ski lifts are one way mirrors looking out onto the piste, it's pretty awesome.

[–]sivablue -1 points0 points ago

Interesting repost.

[–]ddh228 0 points1 point ago

[–]mcdolsa 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if that would make shitting easier or harder.

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

WTF? This snow smells like SHIT!!

[–]SomeTallAsianDude 0 points1 point ago

As a person with acrophobia, I think I'll hold it.

[–]wait_a_tick 0 points1 point ago

Yep, that would scare the shit right outta me.

[–]marimint3 0 points1 point ago

See, I really like this post and think it's awesome and interesting material but I don't find it funny. So what do I do?

[–]zomgoblin 0 points1 point ago

Bowel movement difficulty level: Expert

[–]Moose_dope 0 points1 point ago

How did you take that picture?..

[–]Lochbessmonster 0 points1 point ago

DO NOT WANT

[–]swagisinmyname94 0 points1 point ago

Imagine waking up after blacking out drunk in there. With all the ambient sounds and the ac blasting. Terrifying.

[–]apshduh 0 points1 point ago

repost mothafucka!!

[–]KindMoTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun and games, until someone shits on the wall.

[–]_sapi_ 0 points1 point ago

This would be such a terrible idea for a bar bathroom...

[–]reelbigwill -3 points-2 points ago

I spent some time on an island in the south pacific, i stayed with a tribe that had never seen a white person. they didn't have electricity bar one or two battery powered torches, and they certainly didn't have any internet and EVEN THEY HAD SEEN THIS PICTURE!