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[–]AreWeNotMenOfScience 110 points111 points ago

Yes, we need more science humor around here. Good stuff.

[–]YOU_ARE_A_FUCK 35 points36 points ago

If it's a long time science you last saw some, I've got a couple here: 1 , 2 and 3 . My conclusion when it comes to humor is this

EDIT: Fixed links

[–]Cytochrome_C 4 points5 points ago

50% of those links are down

[–]YOU_ARE_A_FUCK 3 points4 points ago

I noticed short after posting. Are they still down?

[–]Cytochrome_C 9 points10 points ago

H2O2 one is classic.

[–]jimbo_akimbo 0 points1 point ago

Took me a while to get that one, but I laughed.

[–]dcba41 6 points7 points ago

I can see them, almost made me laugh.

[–]drellim14 2 points3 points ago

Nope

[–]YOU_ARE_A_FUCK 2 points3 points ago

Hey guys, don't downvote this guy. He only wanted to make me aware that the links I posted wasn't working, so that when you came by they would work.

[–]Cytochrome_C 1 point2 points ago

GGG

[–]WantobeL 2 points3 points ago

Brilliant pun. Nice to meet you, by the way. IAMA Fuck. AMAA.

[–]super_INEK 8 points9 points ago

WE ARE!!

[–]DeepSlicedBacon 1 point2 points ago

Its not just science humour, its also a traders humour. Double entendre.

[–]drellim14 0 points1 point ago

I loved the title "unBEARable"

[–]LostItToADonkey 10 points11 points ago

[–]DeliriousZeus 7 points8 points ago

Every AP chemistry veteran I run into makes me doubt the depth of that course... Shouldn't it just be chemistry class in general? Polarity and solubility are not that hard of a concept. DISCLAIMER; But I did love your macro, it made me crack up.

[–]WaffleWarrior64 1 point2 points ago

I'm a high school freshman in honors biology and I get this joke.

[–]TacoEnfuego 2 points3 points ago

join the club

[–]killer4u77 0 points1 point ago

You mean 8th grade science.

[–]AJMorgan 8 points9 points ago

Last time I saw this on here I stole it and used it in chemistry and it was a great success.

Thanks reddit, you rock.

[–]ArchangelPT 3 points4 points ago

Oh God the puns.... they're everywhere.

[–]Thenerf 3 points4 points ago

ha........ha......ha......ha.......

[–]JesusLeftNut 13 points14 points ago

Why don't you guys give your upvote to the OC? 'Tis a repost gentleman

[–]lol-i-am-a-banana 7 points8 points ago

We have more than one upvote. And besides, I nearly forgot it was posted and liked seeing it again. At least this wan't a repost from yesterday.

[–]lovelydayfora 1 point2 points ago

My only regret is that I had but one upvote to give for my reddit

[–]lol-i-am-a-banana 0 points1 point ago

That would be cool- You paid your karma to good posts, and people pay you karma for good posts. I would be so poor.

[–]thunderplacefires 3 points4 points ago

The link was purple for me. They didn't even try to snatch it and host it, they just repost it.

[–]Jonny_Watts -1 points0 points ago

The OC lost karma by posting this. Faggoty OP got 1000.

[–]do_you_hate_me -1 points0 points ago

Seriously. I saw this picture years ago, so many years ago I didn't even get the joke

[–]DariusMDeV -3 points-2 points ago

Cause the OC around this place is lame.

[–]bassivemalls 2 points3 points ago

Just because I understand this, doesn't mean I excuse the pun.

[–]Alkosh 1 point2 points ago

Oh god. My year of AP Chem. It's flooding back. Make it stop!

[–]alphafuzard 2 points3 points ago

This comic is simply grizzly.

[–]Sacrebleu_Crab 0 points1 point ago

Freaking Awesome!

[–]question_all_the_thi 0 points1 point ago

Is that a chemistry joke?

I was trying to parse it as an equation that cannot be solved because it has poles.

[–]NerdieHarlot 3 points4 points ago

Yes. Water is a polar molecule and compounds that have a dipole are soluble in it.

[–]wischichichichia 1 point2 points ago

Came here expecting to see a bear in some sort of predicament, was not disappointed.

[–]dcba41 1 point2 points ago

The thing about chemistry humor, is that either you don't get it, or it's kinda predictable. Shame, because it's actually not too bad.

[–]hot_floppy_bread 0 points1 point ago

I have an F in chemistry please explain

[–]TheMostDangerousGame 2 points3 points ago

Polar substances (such as alcohol) can dissolve in other polar substances (such as water). Nonpolar (such as oil) and polar substances do not mix.

The joke is that the "polar" bear is soluble in water.

[–]thewildrose 1 point2 points ago

This is painted on the wall of the science wing of my school.

[–]Jonny_Watts -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Ashtherogue 1 point2 points ago

The scientific name for the polar bear is Ursus maritimus meaning sea or maritime bear. No real reason to post this, just thought you might be interested. P.S. Brown bear is Ursus arctos, arctos is greek for bear. Hence the name of the Arctic.

[–]whatsupdoc25 2 points3 points ago

Ursus is also latin for bear, so the name translates to Bear bear.

[–]SilentAria 1 point2 points ago

Haaaa...

[–]Sv98 1 point2 points ago

My science class is currently studying polar molecules, so I found this hilarious. Upvote to you!

[–]Chukklzz 1 point2 points ago

I actually get it because polar solvents dissolve in polar compounds and what not. Thank you Chemistry.

[–]DifficultApple 1 point2 points ago

This is like a version of clever science jokes for people that are still on 7th grade science.

[–]mikealy -1 points0 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zk9vf/unbearable_problems/ Man, I should build a bot that goes to every post and posts the relevant karmadecay link.

[–]TeaStudKettlston -1 points0 points ago

This belongs of facebook.

[–]GodsFavAtheist 1 point2 points ago

Too funny. A little chemistry in there too.

[–]Ginger-Nerd 1 point2 points ago

[–]Rawrz3dg 1 point2 points ago

Studying this in Anatomy right now. Maybe I'll pass my first college exam thanks to a joke. haha

[–]corya14 1 point2 points ago

Are there any jokes about sodium?

[–]KnightOfNew91 0 points1 point ago

[–]RdtElmahdi 0 points1 point ago

And the award for most reposted, overused, not funny science joke of the year goes to....

[–]nikhil151290 0 points1 point ago

You know, you can also look at it in this way: White bear lost his balance in the water, is drowning. Black bear looks on, but doesn't do anything to help. You know why.

I'll show myself out.

[–]dumbassbuffet 3 points4 points ago

I groaned so hard it caused my rectum to prolapse. but I still like the comic

[–]masumaxx 1 point2 points ago

IMPAWSSIBLE!

[–]bluesmurf 2 points3 points ago

Why would someone downvote a pun?

[–]BigPoppaSmallz 1 point2 points ago

I actually got this joke. Maybe i'm not as dumb as I once thought

[–]beatskin -1 points0 points ago

FALSE. Bears can't talk.

[–]asheets96 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this on here so many times

[–]soote3y 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]neobear -2 points-1 points ago

The amount of airborne repost scented esters from this image are too damn high.

[–]Cbarber -3 points-2 points ago

[–]CPSLO -3 points-2 points ago

thats a nerdy ass joke

[–]LightSwarm -2 points-1 points ago

Ha! I get it!