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[–]drsnow711 1 point2 points ago

When is voting for someone will do what you want wasting you're vote? Look at Gary Johnson. Vote Libertarian!

[–]friendtyou[S] 0 points1 point ago

Can you honestly say that you think Gary Johnson will win the election? I don't consider it wasting my vote, just using it more wisely. Don't get me wrong, I think some third party guys that have ran before would have make great presidents, America just hasn't shown that it is willing to elect one to office.

[–]jimbolauski -3 points-2 points ago

I find it hard to believe a republican would believe Obama is better then Romney. There has been only a handful of things that Obama has done that I agree with. Keeping gitmo open, not aborting the bin laden raid, going ahead with the stunex delivery, predator strikes on terrorists, everything else I don't like. What has Obama done that makes you think he will do a better job then Romney.

[–]biproberts 1 point2 points ago

I upvoted because I thought this was really clever. Then I thought about the Bin Laden part and realized this was serious.

[–]friendtyou[S] 1 point2 points ago

It's not really about what Obama has done, it's more about what Romney wants to do.

[–]jimbolauski -1 points0 points ago

What specifically are you worried about with Romney. And what has Obama done that gives you confidence he would do better then Romney.

[–]friendtyou[S] 2 points3 points ago

I won't get into specifics with you, cause I don't think its worth it. In general though, I don't like Romney's debt reduction plan or tax plan, regarless of what has happened over the last 4 years with Obama.

Listen, we don't know each other and don't really care about each others opinions. I didn't post this so I could into it with someone else, I posted it so I could laugh at the guy crying in the rain.

[–]jimbolauski -4 points-3 points ago

I just doubt you are a republican

[–]friendtyou[S] 0 points1 point ago

Last word

[–]jimbolauski -4 points-3 points ago

You are a phoney

[–]friendtyou[S] 1 point2 points ago

"Listen, we don't know each other and don't really care about each others opinions." - friendtyou

Called it

[–]Henderson0518 1 point2 points ago

Isidewith.org

Might help you decide.. at least it'll help you get informed on more of the candidates. (yes, there are MORE THAN TWO candidates.) Voting for the "lesser of two evils" is still voting for bad stuff man.

[–]friendtyou[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, didn't know about that site, I'll take a look.

[–]Scarynig -1 points0 points ago

All presidents are evil. Unavoidable consequence sir!

[–]Zack1018 0 points1 point ago

Why not a third party?

[–]friendtyou[S] -1 points0 points ago

Well, I don't really know any of them. Plus, third party candidates never win so voting for them is basically voting for whoever is already in the lead when you submit your ballot.

[–]Zack1018 3 points4 points ago

That mentality is why they aren't popular.

[–]friendtyou[S] -1 points0 points ago

All I have is an upvote for you, cause I agree. I just can't vote that way knowing that the majority of Americans won't either and I am not prominent enough in society to change more than 1 or 2 minds, if that.

[–]xxmarluxiaxx 0 points1 point ago

That's not a bad thing. Romney is a fucking idiot. And a jackass.

[–]Schpangen 1 point2 points ago

If you look at the water drop dropping from his nose, it looks like a tiny bouncing ball that bounces up and down between his nose and upper lip.