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[–]ArchangelPT 513 points514 points ago

Mark it as NSFW

Have over 100 SFW pictures in it

You sadistic fuck.

[–]CharizardBlaze 107 points108 points ago

I didn't even look at any of them, I just scrolled through looking for boobs and was dissapointed.

[–]FreeDirt 8 points9 points ago

You are lucky, I am so bored I tried to actually read them all. Some of them like this one are so tiny...where is the original OP? I need better graphics please!

Edit: Anyone know of a high resolution of this so I can read it? And, this one?

Also, does anyone else think this graph is inverted? Why isn't heart disease at the top/the largest since it kills the most people?

[–]boxcarbill 4 points5 points ago

if you hover your mouse over an image, a little gear appears in the top right. click it and select "full resolution"

Alternately remove the trailing 'h' from the filename, so imgur.com/A9gdZh.jpg becomes imgur.com/A9gdZ.jpg

[–]derpbynature 15 points16 points ago

The body language one was pretty funny.

No idea if it's accurate.

[–]VirtualAnarchy 55 points56 points ago

If a girl talks to you she wants the dick. Plain and simple.

[–]PiddlyDerp 10 points11 points ago

As a male, I can confirm this.

[–]grimpoteuthis 3 points4 points ago

I can't talk for every woman, but it's not accurate for me.

[–]whoopdedo 9 points10 points ago

Probably means if you load that page you won't be able to get any work done for at least an hour.

Something I didn't see (but not all the images loaded, shitty DSL) is if you're travelling and need to find a toilet, don't go to a gas station or restaurant. Hotels always have clean restrooms and they're used to people coming in at any time of night.

[–]GallifreyDog 19 points20 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/NCalkh.jpg

Do the tits at the bottom of this one count as NSFW? I don't think so, they're not supposed to be sexual in this context, but thats probably what the OP meant.

While I'm commenting, does anyone have a clearer version of that image? Seems helpful but I can't read the writing.

[–]almosttrolling 1 point2 points ago

Hover over the image, click on the gear, chose download or view full resolution.

[–]kihu 95 points96 points ago

Came for the tits, accidentally improved life.

[–]paradox_logic[S] 52 points53 points ago

I apologize for that, I forgot Reddit's purpose.

[–]whosapuppy 10 points11 points ago

Cats

[–]darkershadeofblue 30 points31 points ago

Well I know what I'm readings next time I'm on the toilet.

[–]paradox_logic[S] 5 points6 points ago

By far my favorite comment on this

[–]NorthAntrim 87 points88 points ago

..(Now free of things that could get me in trouble and with twice as much stuff as an apology)

What could have gotten you in trouble before (I didn't see original)?

[–]MrsAnthropy 37 points38 points ago

I think this is the original: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/wy0gu/i_decided_to_compile_all_of_my_infohowto_pictures/

The top comments seem to discuss the issues with misinformation.

[–]retnemmoc 10 points11 points ago

SOMEONE ANSWER THIS!!

[–]Jrcrouch92 5 points6 points ago

WE MUST KNOW

[–]paradox_logic[S] 23 points24 points ago

Sorry was afk, the previous one had stuff from the the Anarchist's Cookbook in it that I was unaware of. So I decided to play it safe and delete my post.

[–]TheGoomba 8 points9 points ago

What's wrong with that? I don't even know what that is, much less why you'd get in trouble.

[–]paradox_logic[S] 13 points14 points ago

Basically a how-to on making smoke grenades and napalm, easy to find but you can get in trouble for openly posting it.

[–]TheGoomba 5 points6 points ago

Interesting that simply posting something can get you in trouble. I guess people can get in trouble for less though. Probably good you took it down lol

[–]Johnnybravo60025 12 points13 points ago

It's got stuff like how to hotwire a car, making explosives, stealing free services, and making drugs.

[–]DeliriousZeus 8 points9 points ago

Except basically all the teks(drug recipes) in Anarchist's Cookbook are a joke.

[–]Johnnybravo60025 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, but you know someone out there is going to try it and somehow mess it up and then get injured.

[–]MDAndrewM 110 points111 points ago

A lot of interesting information. I definitely didn't get to read all of it. I definitely disagree with the nerd/geek one. I think trying to split people between those categories is a mistake.

[–]ChurchHatesTucker 132 points133 points ago

  1. Nerds are smart
  2. Geeks know a lot
  3. Dorks argue about the difference

[–]Marksta 117 points118 points ago

^ is a dweeb.

[–]i_am_stardust 46 points47 points ago

OP is a fag

[–]108241 42 points43 points ago

And it confuses geeks with hipsters apparently. Geeks aren't baristas at indie coffee shops by any definition of the word I've ever heard. Plus, they don't talk about their hip lifestyles...

[–]Rammsteiner42 20 points21 points ago

Also, most "geeks" I know are tech savvy, so a fair portion of them use PC's.

[–]foetusofexcellence 11 points12 points ago

Except all the web design geeks who use a Mac.

[–]feelbetternow 10 points11 points ago

"I'm a huge sports geek!" - something people can actually say now, out loud, and few people laugh

[–]adlf 40 points41 points ago

MY EYES, THE LOW RESOLUTIONS DO NOTHING

[–]xXEpicBeardManXx 15 points16 points ago

I think the most intriguing one was the depth of the ocean. Makes one wonder what's in the other 90% of uncharted seas.

[–]BrainSlurper 52 points53 points ago

water

[–]Direwolf750 11 points12 points ago

Whenever I read those types of infographics, I always get a feeling best described as panic

[–]whoopdedo 3 points4 points ago

Leviathan

(edit: and He Who Shall Not Be Named)

[–]Bowll 28 points29 points ago

I want the stuff that can get you in trouble.

[–]FourMakesTwoUNLESS 18 points19 points ago

This is basically the same idea as what OP posted, but with a lot more information, illegal information included.

https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6418641/Information_Library_%28Complete%29

Magnet link (paste into your browser)

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8452498a719cd7640b46448d136445a84829c2fa&dn=Information+Library+%28Complete%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccc.de%3A80

Preview: https://i.minus.com/ikPmYLoH3AtJt.PNG

[–]DFP_ 9 points10 points ago

Go to 4chan and wait for an info thread on /b/. I've seen guides on how to make chloroform, poison, explosives, gas grenades, and burritos. Obviously not all instructions you see there will be accurate, but it's usually fairly easy to identify the troll posts after a bit.

[–]crepusculum 40 points41 points ago

Jesus fucking christ, burritos?

/b/ really is a sick place.

[–]derpbynature 2 points3 points ago

I feel like that's the kind of thing that gets you on every watchlist ever.

Use 6 or 7 proxies.

[–]is45toooldforreddit 29 points30 points ago

The elevator one is bullshit and a known hoax.

[–]ClassicalFizz 12 points13 points ago

Here is a real elevator hack: If you ever get stuck in an elevator, and pushing "door open" button doesnt work. Try forcing the doors closed even more with your hands. Elevators will not move if the doors are not completely closed so one of the most common reasons they get stuck is a little piece of dirt in the tracks that prevents the door from closing completely. It is counter intuitive to force the doors closed when you get stuck, but I have done this many times and it works.

[–]rupert_murdaaa 3 points4 points ago

you've gotten stuck in an elevator many times?

[–]nomofica 3 points4 points ago

Also, never try forcing the doors open. Some elevators have safety locks in them that will engage if the doors are forced open while in motion or grossly misaligned with a floor. These locks will essentially trap you inside, will need to be disengaged by an elevator technicial or firefighter.

[–]akai_ferret 45 points46 points ago

Some of these are not cool.

(I'm looking at the ones involving theft and/or screwing other people over.)

Edit: And some are just bullshit.

[–]Japan_Four 22 points23 points ago

It's all great advice for the aspiring sociopath.

[–]akai_ferret 10 points11 points ago

The amount of 4chan shit and it's intentional racism is off putting too.

"Mexicans are dumb and can't operate simple machines."

sigh

[–]pocket_eggs 2 points3 points ago

Stealing is not cool. Info about it is cool as cold beer.

[–]Psythik 18 points19 points ago

Excellent. Now everybody can save this post so that nobody ever has to repost any of these ever again.

[–]Wootai 24 points25 points ago

But i was gonna re-post each one individually over the next several weeks and reap all that sweet sweet karma.... with titles like "Now i know how to fold a shirt" and "This came in handy when going for my job interview(how to tie a tie)" and "how to make awesome shadow puppets"

[–]paradox_logic[S] 16 points17 points ago

You stop that now

[–]nevon 8 points9 points ago

VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION: The picture with the title "100 ways of saying 'fuck you'" has at least 1 mistake in it. The Swedish word "Jävla" (spelled 'javla' in the picture) in no way means "fuck you". It's an adjective that prefaces a noun that you want to express displeasure with. For example, if you stub your toe on a chair, you would say "Jävla stol" (loosely translated as "fucking chair"). You could also append it to the end of the noun, to more or less the same effect: "stoljävel" (literal translation: "chair devil").

Also, I just tried the 3 minute brownie recipe. It smells like olive oil and has absolutely no flavor whatsoever. The consistency is alright, but I would highly suggest adding some honey or at least more sugar.

[–]78946512354678897546 33 points34 points ago

I looked thru the whole thing, searching for whatever was NSFW. I'm very dissapointed in you. Still it's a pretty great post.

[–]Gilart 7 points8 points ago

Is there even any NSFW stuff?

[–]Ensvey 10 points11 points ago

well there's some anarchist type stuff, if that can be considered NSFW.

[–]Whitawolf 3 points4 points ago

Oral sex was mentioned, so there's that.

[–]Akacopman 18 points19 points ago

That was an interesting read. Though some of the pics are too low-res to read.

[–]paradox_logic[S] 6 points7 points ago

My apologies, I tried to weed out the low-res ones on my computer to stop that from happening.

[–]what_no_wtf 6 points7 points ago

imgur resizes large images (over 2Mbyte) to a lower resolution and quality.

[–]yuze_ 7 points8 points ago

Hover above the image, click the button in the top right corner of it and press view full resolution.

The pics are all fine, OP.

[–]FrisianDude 6 points7 points ago

Some of these are interesting. Others are just odd or plain silly. Like the geek vs nerd ones and the one which seems to assume that the police is the reader's personal nemesis.

[–]Saephon 6 points7 points ago

I just spent 15 minutes folding my shirt over and over like the one in that GIF, because it's black fucking magic.

[–]Goobz24 4 points5 points ago

26: Makin pancakes, makin bacon pancakes.

[–]xcontrapro 10 points11 points ago

I have just obtained an immense amount of knowledge.

[–]kyle47 8 points9 points ago

I wish I had photographic memory.

[–]small_spatula 7 points8 points ago

On the plus side, photographic memory doesn't exist.

[–]MrRodriguez 9 points10 points ago

Be sure not to confuse "shotgun" hand gesture with "Hand job" it's a common mistake that may end a friendship.

[–]Corlando 9 points10 points ago

Or start an unexpected one!

[–]four_graves 4 points5 points ago

Do people really have that much trouble with bananas? Pulling one from the bunch usually opens it for me.

[–]ImGonnaBeInPictures 8 points9 points ago

In regards to "How to Ask for Oral Sex," I don't mean to brag*, but the first time I received oral sex, she initiated it. And I did that tapping your thumb knuckle on your teeth thing and I didn't get dizzy.

*I totally mean to brag.

[–]SickControl 3 points4 points ago

Don't close your eyes and look at yourself in a mirror then.

[–]MrSomethingHeroic 15 points16 points ago

Too... Much... Fucking... 4chan!!!!

[–]Legon750 3 points4 points ago

Not all of 4chan is evil...

[–]5566778899 3 points4 points ago

#8

Weeds outside may be edible veggies: harvest from a neighbors garden

What?

Water. Not Milk

Really? Milk isn't expensive and its worth buying

[–]make_it_reign 3 points4 points ago

The greek alphabet is pretty much all wrong. μ is pronounced exactly like "me", not "mu" or "mew". π is pronounced "pee"(just with a shorter "ee"), not "pie". etc (very few are actually correct)

[–]iObeyTheHivemind 1 point2 points ago

[–]eagerpegasus 6 points7 points ago

I can't be the only one who crosses her arms all the time. It doesn't mean I'm not interested.

It doesn't.

[–]daguy11 16 points17 points ago

Why the atheism propaganda...

[–]i_am_stardust 20 points21 points ago

Because reddit.

[–]onya 3 points4 points ago

Reality has an anti-religious bias.

[–]twasdreary 4 points5 points ago

I did the tapping of the thumb knuckle on to the lower teeth aaaaaaaaaaand.....nothing. I didn't get dizzy, it bummed me out

[–]MoveOverRover 0 points1 point ago

noted

[–]bowei006 2 points3 points ago

As an Asian, that informative list on frugal eating is WAY too easy for me to do.

[–]17_character_limit 2 points3 points ago

To get clean ice, first boil water before freezing.

I guess this isn't self-evident.

[–]zackflavored 2 points3 points ago

I salute you and give you many internets. Thanks, honestly. Such a great post.

[–]Chens_Meaty_Drill 2 points3 points ago

Using a Mac Being a gamer Choose one geeks

[–]jiggabigganigga 2 points3 points ago

i can finally impress women with animal shadows...

[–]DazzlerPlus 1 point2 points ago

Why not get rid of all the complete garbage ones?

[–]Biscoto 0 points1 point ago

the pronunciation of the greek alphabet is wrong

[–]johnnydizz 2 points3 points ago

Ha. "T.P. Buttz"

[–]90percent_noob 2 points3 points ago

Here is a program to use if you want to download it all: http://ronfitzgerald.com/?cat=50

[–]TheOdinson6690 4 points5 points ago

You have given me all the answers to life, Thank you.

[–]-STEW- 1 point2 points ago

I thought the "guide to dressing well" was pretty funny.

BE AS HIPSTER AS POSSIBLE.

[–]OremLK 3 points4 points ago

The clothes mentioned, except for super skinny jeans (Levi 510), are just a basic classic, mature wardrobe. Not sure how you're getting "hipster" from "well-fitted men's clothing items which have been popular for decades".

If this communicates "hipster" to you, I'm not sure what you wear. Cargo shorts and graphic tees?

[–]error_33 2 points3 points ago

Cargo shorts and graphic tees

That is my whole wardrobe, aside from pants I got a few years ago. I am turning 30 this year. maybe time for an update?

[–]trampus1 3 points4 points ago

Fucking INFOTHREAD. So sick of seeing the same crap reposted all the time. Also, hating this new trend of posting galleries of reposts.

[–]remymo 1 point2 points ago

The one bashing Christian beliefs really pissed me off. We're not all take-the-bible-as-truth idiots. "Why do you believe in God? Here are all your stupid beliefs and here's my logic debunking them because I'm smart and Christians are dumb!". Could athiests be any more condescending? Where's the acceptance of others' beliefs? I'm a Catholic and I haven't hurt anyone because of my religion.

Fuck.

[–]GSpotAssassin 3 points4 points ago

I read it and I didn't get that from it. All I got from it was "use your head/think before you accept something as the truth that is not externally verifiable."

[–]mutina- 0 points1 point ago

Cool stuff! Thank you!

[–]Sopps 0 points1 point ago

So you copied a 4chan info graphic thread to reddit? How does this get upvoted?

[–]DoubleHawk4Life -5 points-4 points ago

[–]toThe9thPower 8 points9 points ago

You likely took most of this shit from other places and he added quite a few to the selection so stop acting like you have ownership over something on the internet.

[–]oneawesomeguy 0 points1 point ago

#4 Can't seem to make the special characters I want. Only the basic letters, numbers, and punctuation work with those codes. Anyone have any idea why?

[–]IrishWilly 0 points1 point ago

Depends what you are typing into as well. If the program doesn't support displaying extended ansi then it'll either not show anything or a box

[–]kinderdoc 1 point2 points ago

Fantastic!

[–]timetraveltrousers10 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to hold on to this...

[–]merirosvoja 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing the Greek letter infographic is for modern day Greek, but I'm not gonna bitch about the pronunciations. Either way, why doesn't it have the lowercase letters too? Then again, I doubt you had anything to do with it.

[–]mustache007 0 points1 point ago

Love it. Thanks

[–]prshown 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]NorShallMySword 1 point2 points ago

Wow, thanks for this. Quite good information. I've always wondered about the information in pic 10 (the military hand signals) and always assumed that each squad would develop their own. Live and learn.

Although, I do wonder why pic 18is there...

[–]juice4624 0 points1 point ago

good stuff!

[–]RegalCabbage 0 points1 point ago

You just wasted an hour of my time. Thank you :D

[–]mypoopfloats 0 points1 point ago

hahah very useful! I forgot how to fold shirts like that

[–]TheMagicStik 0 points1 point ago

 ▲

▲▲

Can you even Tri-force?

[–]SkippyJones42 0 points1 point ago

Can someone make a table of contents or something

[–]MrDoubleE 0 points1 point ago

Cool schtuff

[–]Marvmart24 0 points1 point ago

Comment for later

[–]mrpops2ko 0 points1 point ago

Could I maybe get this as some kind of rar or something?

[–]Direwolf750 1 point2 points ago

Having just read every single one of these images whilst bored, I can sufficiently say that I now know more than I did before I started reading it.

Thank you for helping me make procrastination, productive.

[–]ChooseInsanity 0 points1 point ago

This is like the programs they install into your brain in The Matrix..."I know kung-fu"...." but instead I know how to make a traffic light change faster and give head!

[–]React10n -1 points0 points ago

Oh-may-gah.

[–]Tend_to_agree 0 points1 point ago

My son was born with kneecaps..

[–]JBEHAR11 1 point2 points ago

The elevator trick only works on old elevators

[–]el___diablo 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for that.

30 mins in and I still haven't finished.

Packed full of useless information that I absolutely love !

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

Is it a bad thing that I can't make the 3 sign with my right hand in #10? Should I see a doctor?

Also, if Symbian is so popular, how come the app selection sucks?

[–]tiltedsun 0 points1 point ago

Twas awesome thanx. I thought it would never end, I looked up and an hour and half passed.

Edit: This should be it's own sub-reddit, info graphics?

[–]Put-A-Bird-On-It 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to leave a comment so I can look at this later. Ok then.

[–]music_lover41 1 point2 points ago

Can you make this a zip and post the link ? Usually imgur has it but i dont see it.

[–]adakis 0 points1 point ago

Commenting to find later

[–]toadwarrior -1 points0 points ago

It's like every forwarded email pictures all in one place.

[–]oldecrow 0 points1 point ago

Wow...this is a gold mine for /r/explainitinacomic

[–]Zimb0 1 point2 points ago

Elevator thing does NOT work on every elevator.

[–]stevenamazing 0 points1 point ago

A lot of this shit is untrue.

[–]dydxexisex 1 point2 points ago

Can anyone confirm the elevator trick?

[–]KwBionic -1 points0 points ago

What?

[–]dmckrogers 0 points1 point ago

Bookmarked

[–]Phonzy 0 points1 point ago

awesome post. what about the censored material you have? any way we could get access to that knowledge?

[–]Not_Clinton -1 points0 points ago

Obligatory comment for future use!

[–]rarely_heard_opinion 1 point2 points ago

some of these are either outdated or just plain wrong

edit: or purposefully misleading (trolling)

[–]Kalculator 0 points1 point ago

Does that thing with the vending machines actually work.

[–]CromStrongOnHisMtn -1 points0 points ago

I keep fucking up the shirt folding

[–]mindfuck24 -1 points0 points ago

Preety good list :) Commenting so i can visit it again when i need it.

[–]supahjasev 0 points1 point ago

Have to try this.

[–]almosttrolling 0 points1 point ago

I don't get the bananas tip.

[–]ShitBrixOfSteel 1 point2 points ago

When i saw the thing at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. i nearly shit myself.

[–]icepigmy 1 point2 points ago

I want to see this but it won't load on my phone :(

[–]ShakaUVM 1 point2 points ago

At Comicon two years ago, my wife showed the Penny Arcade guys how to fold a t-shirt as in image #1. Except faster.

They stared at her like she was a wizard, and demanded to be shown it several times, calling their wives over to witness.

[–]jiggabigganigga 1 point2 points ago

FBI best hop on those Nigerian scamming rings quickly.

[–]shugr2th -1 points0 points ago

Most of this is absolute bullshit.

[–]PitaYelp -1 points0 points ago

can't read half these..

[–]Rienke -1 points0 points ago

*

[–]yorrit -1 points0 points ago

reply for later use

[–]SoundSalad -1 points0 points ago

Greek life pro tip: The letter Phi is pronounced "fie" when used in fraternities and "fee" when used with sororities.

[–]Imwatchingyou69 1 point2 points ago

I did it! I went through the entire thing!

[–]TheFlyingOx 1 point2 points ago

Not a bookmark for when I'm not in my phone

[–]Cableranger 1 point2 points ago

Wow, that took up a lot of my valuable Reddit time, but some really good info.

[–]IrisIllych 1 point2 points ago

The one with "have a child after age 40" is just...at that point your child has a 1/30 chance of developing downs. ಠ_ಠ

[–]thegirlwhocan 1 point2 points ago

[–]scotchglass 0 points1 point ago

and bookmarked.

[–]orange148 0 points1 point ago

Perfect!

[–]IgorEmu 0 points1 point ago

Here is all of the stuff I stole from a 4chan info thread (Now free of all the entertaining things)

[–]Afond378 0 points1 point ago

Fortunately, I live in a communist country that has 5 week mandatory paid vacation weeks.

[–]BardivanGeeves 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for wasting my saturday afternoon

[–]codemanj94 0 points1 point ago

[–]pockycrumbs 0 points1 point ago

nsfw my left nut...

[–]Barmazuz 1 point2 points ago

saved.

[–]bdjohn06 0 points1 point ago

The thumb drive identification document actually works like a charm. I lost my drive and keys at an event with 1 million+ people and I got a text the next day from someone who found it, 4 days later I got it in the mail.

[–]EKnopp21 0 points1 point ago

I tried to stop reading this to watch a game, failed miserably.

[–]PhallogicalScholar 1 point2 points ago

This is blatantly wrong. Assuming it's even the correct IP, Whois'ing it would give you the address of the ISP, not the user.

[–]kate500 0 points1 point ago

and silly me was worried that you might have missed the brownies!

[–]Gercke 0 points1 point ago

saved

[–]notsurewhatiam 1 point2 points ago

I like number 9 but sadly I don't have the command button... downvotes.

[–]SDSKamikaze 0 points1 point ago

Be wary, the facts about the human body are inaccurate, misleading and even wrong.

Edit: typo.

[–]ryan2012 0 points1 point ago

Sweet

[–]xfilmmaker 0 points1 point ago

Interesting...

[–]FabricioSplinter 0 points1 point ago

So much semi-usefull knowledge, so little time.

[–]Rational_Consumer 0 points1 point ago

How is Yahoo the Hydrogen of the internet?

[–]Gregman 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/b7W0F.jpg

I'm from Moscow. What the fuck is 051?

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

I still have no fucking idea what #18 is.

[–]arudeandvulgarname 0 points1 point ago

Paradox_logic you are like that father I always wanted... Can we go fishing some time?

[–]Dr_Pepper_spray 0 points1 point ago

I especially liked the phycology of color, but found it strange that it didn't mention that the color green, though seen as the color of nature can also mean illness or poison in a different context.

[–]sigruta 0 points1 point ago

What were the things that could get me in trouble?

[–]JCongo 0 points1 point ago

thank god for downthemall

[–]tychob 0 points1 point ago

Just FYI I don't cross my arms over my boobs because I'm uninterested in you. I do it because I am socially awkward and just don't know what to do with my hands.

[–]Gretafeta 0 points1 point ago

As a guy with recurring acne I'm very interested of the "Combat Acne". But I don't fully understand what to do, should I just put a wet towel on the pillow and sleep ON it? or should the towel be fresh as in not used since it got washed?

[–]ottovanbizmarkie 0 points1 point ago

Just leaving a note here, I'll be back.

[–]_Epidemic_ 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck did I just look at ?

[–]nomofica 0 points1 point ago

This one annoys the fuck out of me. Really? You really think it's a good idea to ask somebody, while in the process of, why they're being arrested? Yeah, interfering won't piss off the cops. That infograph screams "I'm looking to start shit with the police so I can flex my rights because I can".

[–]cithogsmoker 0 points1 point ago

The emergency numbers in Ireland are 999 and 112. Otherwise this is gold.

[–]FrankReynolds 0 points1 point ago

AKA a collection of shitty "protips" from 4chan.

[–]uhhhclem 0 points1 point ago

That list of companies that Google owns is so quaint. Orkut? Froogle? How about Motorola?

[–]Excloosive 0 points1 point ago

yes