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Just a dog that ate gum (i.imgur.com)

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[–]KoreanTerran 541 points542 points ago

It's photoshopped.

The bubbles are the same, just different sizes and rotated.

[–]Punkster93 105 points106 points ago

Thanks for pointing that out, I still laughed my ass off though.

[–]BumCum 55 points56 points ago

Did you fart bubbles?

[–]IAmLamby 36 points37 points ago

In your case, would you cum bubbles?

[–]SaysHeWantsToDoYou 26 points27 points ago

Somewhat relevant, my dog once got into the trash and ate a used condom. I found out the next day when he pooped out a shit-filled condom.

[–]thewordisMOOT 32 points33 points ago

pre-bagging his own turd? Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks!

[–]NostalgicNicole 3 points4 points ago

I feel like your comment needed way more up-votes.

[–]thewordisMOOT 2 points3 points ago

I got here late

[–]Ian1732 11 points12 points ago

Why would you use a condom if it was full of shit?

[–]hobble420 26 points27 points ago

You freeze them and use them as shit dildos

[–]PentatonicTriangle 28 points29 points ago

Alaskan Pipeline

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 18 points19 points ago

No, he farts cum bubbles.

[–]PuppyVolcano 30 points31 points ago

poor colby

[–]Tek49 16 points17 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Punkster93 -2 points-1 points ago

Not today. I haven't eaten any gum lately. But based on your name does this mean you fart cum bubbles?

[–]NNick2108 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I was gonna make a rape comment but jesus. At least you cant see the cum

[–]GODDAMNFOOL -4 points-3 points ago

You're what's wrong with this subreddit, and the reason that posts like this become popular.

[–]CluelessDude_24 4 points5 points ago

and you're a douche.

[–]Punkster93 -2 points-1 points ago

Hahaha whatever man, have fun with the downvotes for being a douche.

[–]kevincreeperpants 24 points25 points ago

Its a repost, its NOT WTF, AND it's photoshoped. I wish I could assemble a group of people to downvote this into oblivion.

[–]njmh -2 points-1 points ago

Oi, creeper... lighten the fuck up.

[–]Visser946 -2 points-1 points ago

They should put this post on r/photoshopbattles

[–]SockGoblin 9 points10 points ago

Damn. And here I was thinking of how I could use dog fart bubbles in some sort of elaborate prank.

[–]the_good_dr 4 points5 points ago

I could tell from the pixels.

[–]palordrolap 1 point2 points ago

The weirdest thing. I could tell by the pixels because I've seen quite a few 'shops in my time.

I realise people will think I'm just quoting the meme there, but this is probably the first time I've seen a kind-of-convincing 'shop that triggered something in my brain to say "This isn't right. The lighting on those bubbles is all wrong and they look too sharp with respect to the rest of the picture."

The fact there's no sign of brown is also something of a giveaway.

[–]Msj2705 0 points1 point ago

Another give away: this is impossible.

[–]dinobomb 3 points4 points ago

Anyone with half the brain can tell it's photoshopped, no offense.

[–]rarely_heard_opinion 1 point2 points ago

not that it would be possible for the dog to have that much gas in its intestines.

[–]xomokaox 2 points3 points ago

Agreed. Does look very photoshopped

[–]adenrva 3 points4 points ago

also, repost

[–]KambioN 0 points1 point ago

duh

[–]zap-throwaway- 0 points1 point ago

This may be fake, but I've seen a stray dog with what looked like a large plastic bag wrapped up on itself still hanging from the dogs anus. It was dragging on the ground behind it.

[–]Lazukin 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as pees on girlfriends..

[–]hooplah -1 points0 points ago

Who in the fuck thinks shit like this is real besides your Aunt Muriel and her chain email buddies?

[–]effulgence16 -3 points-2 points ago

Hey you guys, want to know how to get everybody to read your comment? Comment on whatever the top comment said.

[–]TheLaughing_Man 129 points130 points ago

Relevant

[–]kawumm 26 points27 points ago

ahaha... those things were awesome. loved them as a kid.

[–]CrazyCalYa 92 points93 points ago

Dog asses?

[–]kawumm 33 points34 points ago

yea. they were so much better back then. todays dog asses are so... half-assed.

[–]PentatonicTriangle 24 points25 points ago

Poor Colby :(

[–]TheGiantTurd 5 points6 points ago

Never forget.

[–]DIProgan -3 points-2 points ago

Oh man you would get 10 upvotes if I had 'em.

[–]CR4ZY0WN3R -1 points0 points ago

you can get 10 upvotes if you read the damn reddiquette

[–]lethargicwalrus 14 points15 points ago

Love them like you loved Colby?

[–]DiMethylTanner 3 points4 points ago

did that guy ever post after he said him and his wife were separating?

[–]qxw 4 points5 points ago

Please note that it was probably the work of /r/GameOfTrolls. There were a lot of inconsistencies in the story, a main one being him forgetting that he's had the dog for apparently 9 years when he at first said 5. How do you fuck something like that up? It's almost twice the amount.

And, why the in the hell would somebody want to share that to reddit? I understand wanting advice, but updating all of it with constant worst-case-scenarios is either just for attention, or he's a troll.

My vote is troll.

[–]zamattiac 17 points18 points ago

Remember everyone: Gum can be dangerous to dogs. Don't try this photoshop.

[–]SparkBunny 2 points3 points ago

Well, why you shouldn't give your dog gum, it's really only dangerous if it's the sugar-free gum that contains xylitol. That shit will make your dog have to be hospitalized. Source: i'm an RVT.

[–]RzK 50 points51 points ago

Obviously fake... We dont use air to push out our shit

[–]Dlbz44 35 points36 points ago

Someone's never sharted before

[–]sometimesijustdont -2 points-1 points ago

Oh my.

[–]upandrunning 8 points9 points ago

You've never farted while dropping a deuce?

[–]anthrocide 1 point2 points ago

Nor does the anus have an edge that the gum could hold on to

[–]bitslammer 82 points83 points ago

yawn

Old old old:

title comnts points age /r/
This is why you don't feed your dog bubble gum. 7coms 13pts 6mos offbeat
When Bubbilicious Attacks 9coms 10pts 8mos pics
Friend's dog ate gum. Went for walk. This happened 88coms 252pts 8mos pics
Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? 10coms 25pts 8mos WTF
Friend's dog ate gum. Went for walk. This happened. 236coms 354pts 8mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]hAxehead 37 points38 points ago

I love how two of them claim that the dog is their friend's.

[–]blackhawk465 16 points17 points ago

They're the same title...

[–]insertAlias 3 points4 points ago

And those are the ones with the most upvotes.

[–]Vulturas 1 point2 points ago

That's one weird karma graph... Oldest age is best age!

[–]ANUS_IN_MY_BACON 27 points28 points ago

He ate it seven years ago.

[–]Niqulaz 6 points7 points ago

No!

We've already voted dog shit to the front page once. We're not sending a dog shitting photoshopped gum-bubbles up there.

[–]ArgonGryphon 4 points5 points ago

Shit photoshop. Literally.

[–]S_F_A 2 points3 points ago

Relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfUgp_UfIYY

[–]OliviaLove 14 points15 points ago

This would never happen. Gum comes out in your poop looking just the same as it does when you spit it out, except it's embedded into the poop. It even keeps the color! And no it doesn't stay in your stomach for seven years.

Source: I swallow my gum because I'm lazy and don't believe in sticking it under tables or spitting it out on the ground.

[–]InRustITrust 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for the "for science" update, Poop Inspector! Do you have little stickers to put on your poop before passing it down the line? Oh, you're #2. It all makes sense now!

I kid. It's actually wise to inspect one's own poop for health reasons. Bad shit outside the body suggests there's bad shit going down inside (sometimes it's see-a-doctor bad).

[–]Sparkvoltage 2 points3 points ago

Just an OP that reposted content.

[–]suite307 4 points5 points ago

This is a repost of a repost.

[–]Marceline523 0 points1 point ago

Of five other reposts

[–]Techtard 2 points3 points ago

Now that's what I call a bubble butt

[–]Afrew 2 points3 points ago

Why on Earth would you upload this crap? Can you not tell that is clearly fake and also not "wtf" worthy? Jesus...

[–]heroslime 0 points1 point ago

Yeah! I can tell by some of the pixels.

[–]big_font_bullshit 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pyalot 1 point2 points ago

dogshit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Bubb..llshit

[–]Jeezum_Crepes 0 points1 point ago

At first glance I thought the title said...well...I'm not even gonna say it

[–]DIProgan -1 points0 points ago

What has been hinted can not be unhinted!!!

[–]Boables 1 point2 points ago

DONT POP THEM!!

[–]10thLevelNeerBerd 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]Cynical_Bastard_ -1 points0 points ago

"Just a......"

[–]CatastrophicDude 0 points1 point ago

Photoshoptacular!

[–]nickateen 1 point2 points ago

It's actually a bad photoshop. The reflecting light is on different locations on each bubble.

[–]WhamFlambe 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]lizardwizardboy97 -1 points0 points ago

eeeeeeewwwww why he make give he dog gum ??

[–]pibroch 1 point2 points ago

what is this i dont even

[–]yeamonn 1 point2 points ago

I wish I had a photo of the time my dog ate a condom - and pooped it out next to an outdoor cafe.

[–]silent_jig 0 points1 point ago

heh heh. cum bubbles

[–]wheredallthesyrupgo 1 point2 points ago

That looks just like my portugese water dog...

[–]polioman 0 points1 point ago

This is just as stupid as when we upvoted dog shit.

[–]stopthemadne55 0 points1 point ago

This really should say...."I love Photoshop"

[–]buymagicfish 0 points1 point ago

Thats just one of the worst damn photoshopped photos I've seen in a while

[–]LaurenPink 0 points1 point ago

Oh, the internet.

[–]ImNotABabyPanda 0 points1 point ago

Just le gem of a dog

[–]short573 0 points1 point ago

nice try homeroom teacher.

[–]ZamwalTin 0 points1 point ago

Shoop the poop

[–]PinkFloydFan 1 point2 points ago

r/funny. not wtf

[–]connonym 0 points1 point ago

For real though, sugar free gum is toxic to dogs.

[–]lunarcrystal 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a bouvier de flandres ... We have one. Really sweet, but kinda dumb...

[–]aliceuh 0 points1 point ago

Imagine having to clean up after the bubble popped.

[–]GammaGames 0 points1 point ago

Do people actually believe thisa. It's fucking retarded...

[–]toris2611 0 points1 point ago

he is shitting bubbles

[–]AltairEmu 0 points1 point ago

Just a gum that ate dog

[–]GWBIGJOE 1 point2 points ago

Bad photoshop.

[–]shaven_neckbeard 0 points1 point ago

Just a dog that ate gum, seven years ago!

[–]knife1nhead 0 points1 point ago

If those were real, I would light them on fire.

[–]ElectroFlasherFilms 0 points1 point ago

Bull! Gum can poison dogs!

[–]VirtualAlex 0 points1 point ago

Fake and gay.

[–]michaelsong55 0 points1 point ago

the glare on the gum is facing different directions, fail photoshop

[–]JAG12 0 points1 point ago

Ohh please-blow it out your ass.

[–]ForgotMyPasswordDude 0 points1 point ago

What would happen if it ate pasta? Copypasta.

[–]MonsterQuads 1 point2 points ago

Remember when Dwight from The Office said, "Have you ever pooped a balloon?" This made me think of that...

[–]Aile12 0 points1 point ago

O-o u may call me dumb but is this real?

[–]Skyscraper_Bedouin 0 points1 point ago

Lol wtf omg XD

[–]paper_towels 0 points1 point ago

I think this better suited for /r/funny I cracked up.

[–]potsmoker420 0 points1 point ago

not only is it Photoshopped but its also impossible

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that made me laugh more than it did make me say "wtf"

[–]EdgHG 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfUgp_UfIYY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]lukaskywalker 0 points1 point ago

HUBBA BUBBA, big bubbles, no troubles

[–]TheRedditor560 0 points1 point ago

So much repost I think I have cancer

[–]eequalsmc2 0 points1 point ago

OP, thank you. I don't care how fake this is, if it's ever been posted before, whatever. I've never seen it, and this stupid picture gave me the first genuine laugh I've had all day! It's been a shitty week... no pun intended. This was much needed. From the bottom of my heart, genuinely, THANK YOU. It's the little things in life.

[–]Pinoth 1 point2 points ago

I am so angry that this doesn't happen to me when I eat gum.

[–]Juntistik 0 points1 point ago

He sat in gum!

[–]avizzlen1nj4 -1 points0 points ago

Bahah

[–]Aedelmann 0 points1 point ago

$20 bucks to whoever pops it and inhales the whole thing

[–]bobbyd2657 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahahahahahahah

[–]vinylscratchp0n3 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of those old Hoover the Mischievous Mutt screensavers.

[–]Stormacide 0 points1 point ago

Bwahahaha!!!

[–]shalteck 0 points1 point ago

I can LITERALLY tell by the pixels and opacity of the gum that this is fake.

[–]jaycub2012 0 points1 point ago

fake. fake and old.

[–]weeny 1 point2 points ago

are you fucking shitting me

[–]drummer1059 1 point2 points ago

"Just" + repost --> relevant

[–]panther55901 -2 points-1 points ago

Bullspit.

[–]SaladFengasPapit -2 points-1 points ago

Does he chew Bubble Tape or Big League Chew?

[–]therealmilesJ -1 points0 points ago

Who the fuck takes a picture of their dog taking a dump?

[–]question_all_the_thi 3 points4 points ago

Little Native American asks:

-"Dad, why do whe have these names?"

-"You see, my son, when a child is born the first thing his dad does is to take a walk through the woods. The first animal he sees will be his child's name. That's why your older brother is named Flying Eagle and your sister is named Merry Fawn. Do you understand it now, Shitting Dog?"

[–]ICallItFrisco 0 points1 point ago

Males.

[–]md4072 0 points1 point ago

someone who then photoshops bubbles

[–]tblackwood -2 points-1 points ago

Nobody knows, the trouble I seen.

[–]el___diablo -2 points-1 points ago

Stupid and obviously photoshopped ... but I pmsl nonetheless.

Thanks.

[–]Deadly_Lust -4 points-3 points ago

This is what i believed that would happen if i ate chewing gum when i was 7.

The nightmares have proven true.

[–]SylvanKnyght -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like a labradoodle, maybe with some cocker spaniel mixed in?

[–]Lufas 0 points1 point ago

Water dog (Portugese, most probably).

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