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[–]alienufosarereal 254 points255 points ago

My guess would be that your dog found a bobcat or mountain lion kill. They tend to only eat the back half of their catch.

[–]chthonical 304 points305 points ago

Meaning OP best be careful lest he/she find only the front half of his/her dog in the yard one day.

[–]dickcheney777 112 points113 points ago

Put the dog on a leash in front of the house as bait, wait for the delicious bobcat to show up and fire.

[–]earthenfield 107 points108 points ago

Bobcats don't want to be fed, they want to hunt.

[–]nordicapollo 78 points79 points ago

Clever redditor.

[–]Lady_Tata 47 points48 points ago

He's gonna eat the goat?!

[–]D_b0 34 points35 points ago

What's-a-matter kid, never had lambchops?

[–]AcesCharles2 4 points5 points ago

Find OP! Check the vending machines!

[–]prepping4zombies 42 points43 points ago

Bobcats love leaches.

edit - the comment I responded to originally said "leach" not leash...

[–]Vendredi8 27 points28 points ago

sadly dickcheney777 probably edited his post after you said that so now you forever look silly. He's such a dick

[–]prepping4zombies 10 points11 points ago

now you forever look silly

Nah, I always look cool.

He's such a dick

Who am I to argue? :)

[–]a1ckb52 2 points3 points ago

Bobcats love cinnamon they hate pepper everybody knows that....

[–]ptbus0 97 points98 points ago

[–]theimpolitegentleman 38 points39 points ago

/r/KarmaConspiracy material if I've ever seen it

[–]ThatDinkumThinkum 11 points12 points ago

I need more info here, OP

[–]cocacolapop 7 points8 points ago

when the bobcat gets older you should do an AMA

[–]Phygar 15 points16 points ago

Which is exactly the opposite of what my cats do when they catch rodents

[–]GraemeCaldwell 18 points19 points ago

Yeah, mine too. I once found a neighbor kid's pet rabbit lying on my doorstep with no head. At least it was dead, she often tried to bring very loudly squawking live birds inside too.

[–]MassAphex 8 points9 points ago

Ouch, I hope you apologized to your neighbor for that :(

[–]Iwishiwasgettingpaid 3 points4 points ago

Mine brought a live rabbit inside through a little cat flap we had in the window at 3am...talk about demon hellspawn noises. We no longer have a cat flap.

[–]jonosvision 13 points14 points ago

My Dad used to tell me that they do this because there is a gland in the rodents head that makes the cat high when he eats it. No idea if that's true or not... but my cats used to do that too.

[–]Manisil 35 points36 points ago

man cats are all about getting high. All with the cat nip and rodent head speed or what have you.

[–]CaptainJackKevorkian 24 points25 points ago

We can't have the teenagers catching on about rodent head speed

[–]solitarycheese 22 points23 points ago

BRB

[–]thepitchaxistheory 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, cheesing is way safer, IMO.

[–]vidyagames 2 points3 points ago

RHS - Not even once (unless you're a cat, in that case carry on)

[–]ObviouslyIntoxicated 2 points3 points ago

You made me wonder if there was an /r/Catnip, as a parody to /r/trees. It exists, unfortunately that's not what it's about.

[–]horses_around 1 point2 points ago

hm.. thats pretty interesting.

[–]BarelyLethal 7 points8 points ago

Really, why?

[–]28_06_42_12 27 points28 points ago

Because the front half is less delicious, obviously.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 39 points40 points ago

They are also very conscious of their weight.

[–]cjfrench 7 points8 points ago

Actually, it's because the back half is where the guts and organs are and them innards are full of fat, undigested foodstuffs and nutrients. YUM.

[–]28_06_42_12 4 points5 points ago

So yeah, the front half is less delicious!

[–]tonterias 14 points15 points ago

They use the heads as trophies. Obviously, the dog interrupted an ongoing work.

[–]javastripped 3 points4 points ago

Or coyote. More likely coyote as mountain lions and bobcat are a bit more rare.

[–]rsnbl_man 1 point2 points ago

I heard they can kill an animal to steal it's iPhone.

[–]pumpmar 459 points460 points ago

you tell him thank you politely, then quietly regift it to the cat

[–]LukeLukez 42 points43 points ago

Dunno, I immediately thought, "MMM! Deer meat!" Then again I probably would want properly butchered deer meat.

[–]trampus1 130 points131 points ago

The dog slobber really locks in the flavor.

[–]InspectahDeck666 46 points47 points ago

One time my brother was gutting a doe he shot, and he accidentally punctured the bladder. He claimed that none of the piss got on anything and I'm not really sure why we trusted him. A month later when my mom made chili from said doe and it definitely tasted like piss.

EDIT: I should add that the urine flavor wasn't super-overwhelming, but certainly distinct

[–]mastr_slik 48 points49 points ago

urine trouble now!

[–]Colonel_Poopcorn 13 points14 points ago

That was offal...

[–]HasFuckedYourMom 33 points34 points ago

Piss off.

[–]FlailingLimbs 8 points9 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Phil56731 11 points12 points ago

Piss poor judgment on their part.

[–]AgentDaedalus 5 points6 points ago

But everything in urine is water soluble. Do you guys not run hunted meat through water?

[–]dem_paws 0 points1 point ago

why did you all know how deer piss tastes ಠ_ಠ ?

[–]InspectahDeck666 3 points4 points ago

I've smelled deer piss (which just smells like other animal piss) and it tasted like how that smells. Is that reasonable?

[–]dem_paws 2 points3 points ago

Meh...I'll keep an eye on you...

[–]JacksLackOfSuprise 8 points9 points ago

Bambi Diem!

[–]emocol[!] 3 points4 points ago

Always wanted to try venison.

[–]othersomethings 510 points511 points ago

I thought you said yesterday that you were nursing him back to health!

YOU LIAR!!!!

[–]skoolhouserock 83 points84 points ago

I'm blaming this one on Google streetview car. Framing an innocent dog? Pretty low, Google!

[–]RebelTactics 33 points34 points ago

But Google streetview cars only knock the deer over.

[–]moofdivr 40 points41 points ago

If you watch the video backwards, it's the google street car helping a poor deer back to its feet!

[–]frank14752 4 points5 points ago

Fuck what did I miss this time?!

[–]dragnabbit 20 points21 points ago

No... he is much improved. The mishap with the dog was the day before yesterday. The deer is all better now.

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ziqkg/found_this_little_gentleman_in_the_front_yard/

[–]saywutz 578 points579 points ago

You found Bambi... oh.

[–]PorchMonkeyKike 850 points851 points ago

oh deer

[–]Oh_Zacharias 334 points335 points ago

It's funny doe.

[–]HurricaneInsane 178 points179 points ago

These jokes have gotten Stag-nant....

[–]stb14808 211 points212 points ago

It's all in good fawn.

[–]lawlessgirl 130 points131 points ago

What the buck?!?!

[–]budpickens 11 points12 points ago

Good points, cud you please elaborate?

[–]Wasabifartjuice 35 points36 points ago

Looks like only half the story

[–]grantwb1 20 points21 points ago

Correction...he found 1/4 of Bambi!

[–]ogotrice 155 points156 points ago

How the hell does he knock on the door?

[–]SpartaWillBurn 126 points127 points ago

He knocks AND the door!!

[–]onthenextlevel 56 points57 points ago

Well it would be rude of him to just the door.

[–]BumCum 36 points37 points ago

My parents just the door. If they had knocked and door, they would have never my midget porn.

[–]ohsothisisreddit 4 points5 points ago

After reading the whole thread, I had to read your comment twice before I noticed anything wrong with it.

[–]revpartner[S] 355 points356 points ago

with his paw

[–]rgeguypic 336 points337 points ago

That's nice he still hangs out with his dad.

[–]redvelveteenrabbit 20 points21 points ago

Oh my gosh. Thank you. Thank you for the laugh.

[–]sephirJoeth 4 points5 points ago

I had to read these lines over and over again to get the joke, pretty funny

[–]yellowking 1 point2 points ago

A three-legged dog walks into an Old West saloon. He eyes the customers and declares, "I'm looking' fer the varmint who shot my paw."

[–]Motownlambs 24 points25 points ago

He is the one who knocks

[–]ubomw 5 points6 points ago

Like this?

[–]im_normal 3 points4 points ago

Who the heck is holding that camera. Parkinson's disease.

[–]rheaume 12 points13 points ago

no no, "he knocked and the door"

[–]szai 5 points6 points ago

Well, he is a boxer.

[–]Psythik 5 points6 points ago

What? Your dog doesn't pound his paw against the door when he wants to come in?

[–]Longerhin 52 points53 points ago

You can repost to /r/awwwtf

[–]Roboticide 24 points25 points ago

Maaan, OP, do we have the subreddit for YOU.

[–]we_all_float 43 points44 points ago

The things he does for love

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 23 points24 points ago

Do you think he killed it? My cat used to bring me eviscerated rabbits, but I think a fawn would be sort of a step up.

edit: fawn, thanks skoolhouserock.

[–]RebelTactics 23 points24 points ago

There's no blood on the dogs fur. This deer had been dead already and its blood drained long ago.

[–]chooklife 12 points13 points ago

Vampiric dog with a perchant for cleanliness?

[–]on_the_redpill 2 points3 points ago

R not close to N, not sure if typo or worthy of Nazi attack

[–]skoolhouserock 25 points26 points ago

That's a fawn. A foal is a baby horse.

[–]elineu06 8 points9 points ago

He probably got hit by a car really hard, flew off the road and got impaled on something. That or aliens did it.

[–]bobbonobo 8 points9 points ago

A friend of mine has a pitbull that regularly kills adult deer by biting onto their face and shaking them to death. No kidding.

[–]yellowcushion 17 points18 points ago

Bulldogs got their name by doing exactly what you just described to full grown Bulls, except for entertainment.

[–]bobbonobo 15 points16 points ago

Crazy, I never knew that. Actually this pitbull I mentioned used to attack cows as well until my friend put him in a pen with an angry bull. The dog started nipping at the bull, the bull drove him into the ground immediately and the dog has never bothered another cow since.

[–]yellowcushion 9 points10 points ago

How socialized is this dog with humans and other dogs?

[–]bobbonobo 10 points11 points ago

Strangely, it's a great and truly friendly dog that has never attacked a domestic pet. Wild animals and farm animals beware, but otherwise the dog is a sweetheart that I had a few great naps with. It's funny that people are downvoting me for sharing a fact about a friend's dog that I have nothing to do with.

[–]mgearliosus 9 points10 points ago

Your friend should probably start controlling his dog. That breed gets a bad rap as it is. If it attacks a pet it will end up being euthanized or killed by the angry pet owner. I don't think your friend will want that to happen.

[–]sugarunicorn 4 points5 points ago

agreed. a small toy dog gets off its leash, a neighbors cat slips out their door and wanders into the yard? the dog isn't going to know those are pets. or even god forbid, a small child? the dog isn't going to know the difference and something really awful could happen.

pitbulls can be great pets, but this owner seems to be outright encouraging aggressive behavior.. i mean.. putting the dog in a pen with farm animals and just having a big ol' barrel of laughs while it attacks them? come on.. i'm so tired of irresponsible owners giving these breeds a bad name with this kind of crap.

[–]kettish 2 points3 points ago

Maybe disapproval over a pet harming livestock. That's somebody's livelihood and investment, there.

[–]Idaho_Potatoes 3 points4 points ago

My parents' bichon frise nearly killed a deer a couple years ago. Yes, a bichon frise. We're still not sure how it happened.

[–]TINcubes 2 points3 points ago

your friends a piece of shit.

[–]LukeLukez 2 points3 points ago

That's metal

[–]TheAvoh 1 point2 points ago

[–]xDrakon 1 point2 points ago

Booga Booga Booga!

[–]CaptainCaspian 81 points82 points ago

[–]CookieDoughCooter 39 points40 points ago

Did that bird dip the rabbit in the pond like a French fry in ketchup?

[–]rotzooi 65 points66 points ago

Nope, he drowned it to make it stop struggling.

Note that he didn't hack at it with its beak, because nature always chooses the most energy-efficient way of doing things.

That a wet rabbit slides through your throat a bit easier, is a bonus.

[–]CookieDoughCooter 8 points9 points ago

That's really clever!

[–]businessoyster 4 points5 points ago

Thank you for the good hunting advice!

[–]FISH_MASTER 25 points26 points ago

Fuck....

[–]oxgon 3 points4 points ago

[–]boltex 26 points27 points ago

And the door did what?

[–]paper_towels 20 points21 points ago

Or to show you what he did...

[–]el_toastradamus 7 points8 points ago

Clicked the button once, instantly clicked it 7,000+ more times.

[–]mopery9 7 points8 points ago

The door knocked as well?

[–]red321red321 55 points56 points ago

Thank god he found your shoe I hate when I need to go out and I can't find where my shoes are.

[–]Graeskmoent 34 points35 points ago

Aah, the old.. Fuck this shit

[–]Cephiroth 20 points21 points ago

My dog knocked and the door to show me what he found

My dog knocked and the door...

...and the door...

http://i.imgur.com/jU9w0.jpg

[–]Fencesinmymind 4 points5 points ago

I read the titled as, your dog knocked the door down. I was certainly expecting like a bulldozer. But, the head of a deer is nice too.

[–]IhateToronto 11 points12 points ago

I doubt he killed it only because there's no blood on either of them....

Poor baby :(

[–]AllTheyEatIsLettuce 2 points3 points ago

[–]dijon12 5 points6 points ago

And cue the guilt of everyone that said the doe would be fine.

[–]FaithVsFate 3 points4 points ago

I'll show that cat who gives the REAL gifts around here..

[–]jakeman77 3 points4 points ago

That's adorable! Look at how well they get along!

[–]DjManEX 3 points4 points ago

Guys, I found the other part by my school!

The Headless Dear

[–]Journalisto 5 points6 points ago

He's just very fawn of you. That's all.

[–]chase567 5 points6 points ago

Only 75% of a deer away from being a r/aww post

[–]DoctorJRustles 10 points11 points ago

Be careful. My dog used to eat deer and it caused him to get Bloat. FIVE TIMES.
It's a long recovery and an expensive surgery. It occurs when the hair from the carcass gets impacted in the bowels of the animal. q

[–]masskodos 12 points13 points ago

http://www.globalspan.net/bloat.htm

It may have been related to consuming hair with your dog, but the cause of bloat has nothing to do with that.

[–]mowgles 8 points9 points ago

I'm so sorry that this happened to your dog, but it doesn't seem likely that hair was the cause. Bloat is a mystery in the veterinary world, but generally seems to be more dry kibble related, when the dry food inflates in the dog's stomach and causes it to twist. Wet food or food that has a lot of moisture (like meat/carcasses) has less of a chance of this.

Also, bloat occurs in the stomach, not in the bowels.

[–]upside_down_frown 1 point2 points ago

[–]timechuck 2 points3 points ago

If he remembers where the rest is you've got a disney movie!

[–]midnighttoker04 1 point2 points ago

My moms 2 year old boxer ripped the tail off of a live groundhog last week. It was pretty gross. Not as gross as this though.

[–]heckarstix 2 points3 points ago

"Found"

[–]IBgn 2 points3 points ago

your dog murked my bambi

[–]Metroidman 1 point2 points ago

wtf is right. Your dog knocked on the door?

[–]bakabakashi 1 point2 points ago

You happen to live in the country, with hay swathers?

[–]RedditReid 1 point2 points ago

I guess you could say that deer he met was just... puts on sunglasses dying to get in your house. AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH!

[–]PlayTheBanjo 1 point2 points ago

I've never owned a dog, and my understanding is that they are trying to give you a gift, so as the owner, what's the appropriate thing to do here? I think if a pet gave me a dead animal or bug as a gift I'd thank him/her and maybe give him or her a treat, then dispose of it when he/she isn't looking... idk though.

[–]NoMoneyUSA 1 point2 points ago

Awwwwww.... he thinks he's a person.

[–]vVvMaze 2 points3 points ago

that poor baby deer :(

[–]MetalDevil 1 point2 points ago

not sure if I want to downvote unsubscribe or go vomit... hmmm

[–]HeyT00ts11 1 point2 points ago

I used to live in the sticks and one day my black lab decided he should retrieve a newborn dead calf, apparently a stillborn as there wasn't a mark on it. He had to have drug it home for a half a mile or more.

I discovered it on my way to work. I can't leave the dog inside all day and I can't leave it with the dead calf, so I have to put the poor thing into a trash bag. It was a memorable experience.

[–]genitalben 2 points3 points ago

I think he wanted you to fawn over his hunting skills.

[–]Mizeak 3 points4 points ago

Nah, It's a warning.

[–]Lilyo 3 points4 points ago

Did you not learn anything from watching Wilfred? http://i.imgur.com/CUfPZ.png

[–]rohirrim 2 points3 points ago

NSFL: BAMBI IS NO LONGER WITH US

[–]orthag 3 points4 points ago

Last week i was on my way home from school, and i pass this guy who had hit a deer, which wasn't dead, just severely injured, i stop and ask him if he needed any help. He says he had everything under control and pulls out this big Bowie knife, and starts walking towards the deer. As i drive away i look in my rear view mirror and this guy cuts the deer's throat and starts field dressing it on the side of the road.

[–]limedrank 2 points3 points ago

ahh cmon. tryin to enjoy some combos here.

[–]Battlehardenedgnome 1 point2 points ago

HOLY SH*T... HE KNOCKED!

[–]iheartbakon 2 points3 points ago

AND THE DOOR!

[–]ArosNight 1 point2 points ago

I think you a word...

[–]FliesLikeABrick 1 point2 points ago

Be sure to keep an eye on your dog and make sure he isn't the one chasing/killing deer and other wildlife, it's a good way to get in trouble with your neighbors and/or authorities. There have also been cases where people have shot dogs who are menacing/chasing wildlife throughout rural areas, and I don't mean by accident while hunting.

[–]BlowUpTheSnails 1 point2 points ago

Your dog looks happy as fuck! He's loving what he found!

[–]FollowSmoke 1 point2 points ago

The deer should do an AMA.

[–]HamrheadEagleiThrust 1 point2 points ago

You should post this in r/aww

[–]gabriot 2 points3 points ago

the door found it?

[–]TheRedditSurvivalist 2 points3 points ago

Oh deer..

[–]SPACEDICK_OVERLORD 0 points1 point ago

Oh deer..

[–]New_World_Era 0 points1 point ago

Conplete the puzzle and you get a prize!

[–]PersonMcPersonson -1 points0 points ago

The Gryffindor Peewee Quidditch team must have a match later.

[–]HardcorePhucking 0 points1 point ago

Dinner

[–]TheSilverFin 1 point2 points ago

Fenton has returned at last!

[–]Stomo 0 points1 point ago

Not enough meat on em' :/

[–]Lozilla 0 points1 point ago

Oh.... i feel a little sad now

[–]WARGLBARGL 1 point2 points ago

looks like lunch to me.

[–]mentallyvexed 0 points1 point ago

Is that an olde english bulldog?

[–]war3rd 0 points1 point ago

My cat does this. With prey easily as large as she. I hate it.

[–]diamened 0 points1 point ago

Well, my cat brings me dead birds, dead frogs, dead lizards all the time.

[–]The_Queen_Mother 0 points1 point ago

He looks so pleased with himself. Just so happy to have found that deer part and so excited to share it with you. Dogs are the best.

[–]DeusExCalamus 0 points1 point ago

deer god...

[–]plastic_apollo 0 points1 point ago

D:

[–]iPodAddict181 0 points1 point ago

Is it ok?

[–]CamTom56 0 points1 point ago

So did you find the other half?

[–]Reqol 0 points1 point ago

Poor simba.

[–]Hefeweize 0 points1 point ago

Another redditors was trying to reivive this same exact doe from malnourishment

[–]EltaninAntenna 1 point2 points ago

Eric the half-a-dee.

[–]gizmochimp 0 points1 point ago

I just died a little inside.

[–]Kanye_Westicles 0 points1 point ago

[–]canisdormit 1 point2 points ago

Aww, he made a friend...into lunch.

[–]kneeonball 0 points1 point ago

One of our boxers looks almost just like that and he likes to hunt. We have a fenced in yard in a non rural area so luckily he only brings back possums and the occasional squirrel.

[–]Cbielak 0 points1 point ago

We shall dine like Kings!

[–]danyul91 1 point2 points ago

Baby deer looks like he/she is supermanning. Adorable.

[–]Jackismakingsoap 1 point2 points ago

Reddit, your dogs are weird.

[–]brerrabbitt 0 points1 point ago

He was just bringing you the front. That's the best half.

Your dog is just trying to look out for you.

[–]cj_002 0 points1 point ago

Come on and take a bite...your dog just wants to share.

[–]scionika 0 points1 point ago

Dog of peace

[–]aakaakaak 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you've found yourself a new hunting dog. Now you just need to teach him to fetch, not kill.

[–]MrMakeveli 0 points1 point ago

I say mount it. Your dog was clearly trying to give you a nice gift. Step up and take one for the team.

[–]DaveAlmighty 0 points1 point ago

[–]lsqj 0 points1 point ago

who's gonna be the one to knock on the door and tell Bambi what happened?

[–]skepticscorner 0 points1 point ago

Delicious.

[–]domingocool 0 points1 point ago

Dinner!

[–]BandoMemphis 1 point2 points ago

AND THE DOOR WHAT?!?!?

[–]middledigitman -1 points0 points ago

Bambi for his buddy

[–]Marceline523 0 points1 point ago

That dog is adorable, I'll take the deer head as long as the dog comes with it.

[–]bonny_peg_o_ramsey 0 points1 point ago

That was probably the best day in your dog's life so far.

[–]Rutawitz -1 points0 points ago

oh my god

[–]Metalslave 0 points1 point ago

There's a big piece missing. Bad dog!