My dog knocked and the door to show me what he found.

alienufosarereal · 2012-09-08T16:39:02+00:00

My guess would be that your dog found a bobcat or mountain lion kill. They tend to only eat the back half of their catch.

pumpmar · 2012-09-08T16:50:42+00:00

you tell him thank you politely, then quietly regift it to the cat

othersomethings · 2012-09-08T16:51:17+00:00

I thought you said yesterday that you were nursing him back to health!

YOU LIAR!!!!

saywutz · 2012-09-08T15:56:14+00:00

You found Bambi... oh.

ogotrice · 2012-09-08T16:31:55+00:00

How the hell does he knock on the door?

Longerhin · 2012-09-08T17:43:24+00:00

You can repost to /r/awwwtf

we_all_float · 2012-09-08T15:56:40+00:00

The things he does for love

CaptainCaspian · 2012-09-08T17:57:29+00:00

http://imgur.com/r/atheism/Ece6G

boltex · 2012-09-08T17:50:04+00:00

And the door did what?

paper_towels · 2012-09-08T16:33:11+00:00

Or to show you what he did...

mopery9 · 2012-09-08T17:50:13+00:00

The door knocked as well?

red321red321 · 2012-09-08T16:41:37+00:00

Thank god he found your shoe I hate when I need to go out and I can't find where my shoes are.

Cephiroth · 2012-09-08T19:08:28+00:00

My dog knocked and the door to show me what he found

My dog knocked and the door...

...and the door...

http://i.imgur.com/jU9w0.jpg

Fencesinmymind · 2012-09-08T17:43:41+00:00

I read the titled as, your dog knocked the door down. I was certainly expecting like a bulldozer. But, the head of a deer is nice too.

IhateToronto · 2012-09-08T10:18:32-07:00

I doubt he killed it only because there's no blood on either of them....

Poor baby :(

AllTheyEatIsLettuce · 2012-09-08T10:29:22-07:00

Relevant?

FaithVsFate · 2012-09-08T12:34:25-07:00

I'll show that cat who gives the REAL gifts around here..

jakeman77 · 2012-09-08T19:35:50+00:00

That's adorable! Look at how well they get along!

DjManEX · 2012-09-08T19:58:49+00:00

Guys, I found the other part by my school!

The Headless Dear

Journalisto · 2012-09-08T10:50:56-07:00

He's just very fawn of you. That's all.

chase567 · 2012-09-08T18:26:21+00:00

Only 75% of a deer away from being a r/aww post

DoctorJRustles · 2012-09-08T17:30:16+00:00

Be careful. My dog used to eat deer and it caused him to get Bloat. FIVE TIMES.
It's a long recovery and an expensive surgery. It occurs when the hair from the carcass gets impacted in the bowels of the animal. q

timechuck · 2012-09-08T18:07:52+00:00

If he remembers where the rest is you've got a disney movie!

midnighttoker04 · 2012-09-08T11:29:25-07:00

My moms 2 year old boxer ripped the tail off of a live groundhog last week. It was pretty gross. Not as gross as this though.

heckarstix · 2012-09-08T18:38:37+00:00

"Found"

IBgn · 2012-09-08T18:53:59+00:00

your dog murked my bambi

Metroidman · 2012-09-08T11:54:28-07:00

wtf is right. Your dog knocked on the door?

bakabakashi · 2012-09-08T11:59:43-07:00

You happen to live in the country, with hay swathers?

RedditReid · 2012-09-08T12:11:11-07:00

I guess you could say that deer he met was just... puts on sunglasses dying to get in your house. AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH!

PlayTheBanjo · 2012-09-08T12:17:32-07:00

I've never owned a dog, and my understanding is that they are trying to give you a gift, so as the owner, what's the appropriate thing to do here? I think if a pet gave me a dead animal or bug as a gift I'd thank him/her and maybe give him or her a treat, then dispose of it when he/she isn't looking... idk though.

NoMoneyUSA · 2012-09-08T12:18:58-07:00

Awwwwww.... he thinks he's a person.

vVvMaze · 2012-09-08T19:46:10+00:00

that poor baby deer :(

MetalDevil · 2012-09-08T12:47:51-07:00

not sure if I want to downvote unsubscribe or go vomit... hmmm

HeyT00ts11 · 2012-09-08T20:29:28+00:00

I used to live in the sticks and one day my black lab decided he should retrieve a newborn dead calf, apparently a stillborn as there wasn't a mark on it. He had to have drug it home for a half a mile or more.

I discovered it on my way to work. I can't leave the dog inside all day and I can't leave it with the dead calf, so I have to put the poor thing into a trash bag. It was a memorable experience.

genitalben · 2012-09-08T21:18:15+00:00

I think he wanted you to fawn over his hunting skills.

Mizeak · 2012-09-08T10:35:31-07:00

Nah, It's a warning.

Lilyo · 2012-09-08T18:22:00+00:00

Did you not learn anything from watching Wilfred? http://i.imgur.com/CUfPZ.png

rohirrim · 2012-09-08T11:34:02-07:00

NSFL: BAMBI IS NO LONGER WITH US

orthag · 2012-09-08T18:38:34+00:00

Last week i was on my way home from school, and i pass this guy who had hit a deer, which wasn't dead, just severely injured, i stop and ask him if he needed any help. He says he had everything under control and pulls out this big Bowie knife, and starts walking towards the deer. As i drive away i look in my rear view mirror and this guy cuts the deer's throat and starts field dressing it on the side of the road.

limedrank · 2012-09-08T17:01:14+00:00

ahh cmon. tryin to enjoy some combos here.

Battlehardenedgnome · 2012-09-08T17:59:18+00:00

HOLY SH*T... HE KNOCKED!

ArosNight · 2012-09-08T18:23:15+00:00

I think you a word...

FliesLikeABrick · 2012-09-08T18:29:51+00:00

Be sure to keep an eye on your dog and make sure he isn't the one chasing/killing deer and other wildlife, it's a good way to get in trouble with your neighbors and/or authorities. There have also been cases where people have shot dogs who are menacing/chasing wildlife throughout rural areas, and I don't mean by accident while hunting.

BlowUpTheSnails · 2012-09-08T11:38:06-07:00

Your dog looks happy as fuck! He's loving what he found!

FollowSmoke · 2012-09-08T12:36:33-07:00

The deer should do an AMA.

HamrheadEagleiThrust · 2012-09-08T12:42:33-07:00

You should post this in r/aww

gabriot · 2012-09-08T19:59:07+00:00

the door found it?

TheRedditSurvivalist · 2012-09-08T20:00:27+00:00

Oh deer..

SPACEDICK_OVERLORD · 2012-09-08T20:06:23+00:00

Oh deer..

New_World_Era · 2012-09-08T09:11:57-07:00

Conplete the puzzle and you get a prize!

PersonMcPersonson · 2012-09-08T16:25:50+00:00

The Gryffindor Peewee Quidditch team must have a match later.

HardcorePhucking · 2012-09-08T10:23:29-07:00

Dinner

TheSilverFin · 2012-09-08T10:59:11-07:00

Fenton has returned at last!

Stomo · 2012-09-08T18:00:09+00:00

Not enough meat on em' :/

Lozilla · 2012-09-08T11:08:52-07:00

Oh.... i feel a little sad now

WARGLBARGL · 2012-09-08T11:24:43-07:00

looks like lunch to me.

mentallyvexed · 2012-09-08T11:25:22-07:00

Is that an olde english bulldog?

war3rd · 2012-09-08T18:28:17+00:00

My cat does this. With prey easily as large as she. I hate it.

diamened · 2012-09-08T18:28:19+00:00

Well, my cat brings me dead birds, dead frogs, dead lizards all the time.

The_Queen_Mother · 2012-09-08T11:29:44-07:00

He looks so pleased with himself. Just so happy to have found that deer part and so excited to share it with you. Dogs are the best.

DeusExCalamus · 2012-09-08T18:30:11+00:00

deer god...

plastic_apollo · 2012-09-08T11:35:04-07:00

iPodAddict181 · 2012-09-08T18:36:37+00:00

Is it ok?

CamTom56 · 2012-09-08T11:36:42-07:00

So did you find the other half?

Reqol · 2012-09-08T11:37:42-07:00

Poor simba.

Hefeweize · 2012-09-08T11:47:20-07:00

Another redditors was trying to reivive this same exact doe from malnourishment

EltaninAntenna · 2012-09-08T18:55:15+00:00

Eric the half-a-dee.

gizmochimp · 2012-09-08T18:55:21+00:00

I just died a little inside.

Kanye_Westicles · 2012-09-08T11:55:45-07:00

/r/awwwtf

canisdormit · 2012-09-08T11:58:17-07:00

Aww, he made a friend...into lunch.

kneeonball · 2012-09-08T19:01:04+00:00

One of our boxers looks almost just like that and he likes to hunt. We have a fenced in yard in a non rural area so luckily he only brings back possums and the occasional squirrel.

Cbielak · 2012-09-08T12:01:38-07:00

We shall dine like Kings!

danyul91 · 2012-09-08T19:03:16+00:00

Baby deer looks like he/she is supermanning. Adorable.

Jackismakingsoap · 2012-09-08T19:04:09+00:00

Reddit, your dogs are weird.

brerrabbitt · 2012-09-08T12:04:24-07:00

He was just bringing you the front. That's the best half.

Your dog is just trying to look out for you.

cj_002 · 2012-09-08T12:04:49-07:00

Come on and take a bite...your dog just wants to share.

scionika · 2012-09-08T19:05:04+00:00

Dog of peace

aakaakaak · 2012-09-08T19:06:19+00:00

Looks like you've found yourself a new hunting dog. Now you just need to teach him to fetch, not kill.

MrMakeveli · 2012-09-08T12:08:06-07:00

I say mount it. Your dog was clearly trying to give you a nice gift. Step up and take one for the team.

DaveAlmighty · 2012-09-08T19:08:41+00:00

lsqj · 2012-09-08T12:09:14-07:00

who's gonna be the one to knock on the door and tell Bambi what happened?

skepticscorner · 2012-09-08T12:09:27-07:00

Delicious.

domingocool · 2012-09-08T19:09:35+00:00

Dinner!

BandoMemphis · 2012-09-08T19:09:40+00:00

AND THE DOOR WHAT?!?!?

middledigitman · 2012-09-08T12:10:00-07:00

Bambi for his buddy

Marceline523 · 2012-09-08T12:10:10-07:00

That dog is adorable, I'll take the deer head as long as the dog comes with it.

bonny_peg_o_ramsey · 2012-09-08T12:10:13-07:00

That was probably the best day in your dog's life so far.

Rutawitz · 2012-09-08T19:12:24+00:00

oh my god

Metalslave · 2012-09-08T12:12:36-07:00

There's a big piece missing. Bad dog!

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