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[–]Lonewolfwantoteamup 255 points256 points ago

I hope he crashed into a wall and didn't hurt anyone else.

[–]AndyDwyer[S] 192 points193 points ago

From what I can tell, the only people that died were the driver and the four guys stupid enough to get in a car with him.

[–]p1415926 62 points63 points ago

four guys stupid enough to get in a car with him.

Yup. That's a capital offense.

[–]greenconspiracy 62 points63 points ago

Pretty sure if I was in a car with a drunk person going 120 and "drifting corners" I'd request to be let out of the car.

[–]ferrarisnowday 144 points145 points ago

They may have.

[–]Reddidactyl 107 points108 points ago

That's terrifying

[–]Fig1024 23 points24 points ago

chances are they were scared shitless, because things always look scarier when you are the passenger, but they didn't want to look like pussies in front of the others.

So probably peer pressure resulted in them going along with it

[–]rabbitfox 24 points25 points ago

Was a passenger in a similar situation 10 years ago.

  • Asking to be let the fuck out = certain social death.
  • Staying in the car = uncertain actual death.

In flash moments, whilst drunk and young in the back seat of a fast moving car, you sometimes don't make the best decisions. But the next day when reflecting you thank the stars you're alive.

[–]lolowhat 24 points25 points ago

Social death not to ride with a drunk driver? ill get new friends then

[–]alcakd 17 points18 points ago

social death?

I guess I'm just socially inept in that I don't want to be friends with people who would pressure me to get into a drunk driver's vehicle.

[–]greenconspiracy 8 points9 points ago

I've been in this situation as well and did exactly what I've been talking about. After the car hit the ditch I punched the driver in the face and exited the vehicle.

[–]dietotaku 13 points14 points ago

pretty sure i wouldn't be getting in any car with a drunk driver in the first place.

[–]Nick_Full_Time 8 points9 points ago

This happened in my area, I'm nearly positive that some innocent people were killed. They blew through a red on Haven and Foothill in Rancho, hit another car and then landed in a backyard. One of my coworkers lost 2 friends in that crash, and I'm pretty sure they were the innocent ones. On my phone now and have to go back to work, so I can't find the article. I won't see the coworker until Monday, so I can't ask. *edit. Me wrong: http://www.dailybulletin.com/ci_21464110/names-released-men-who-died-ontario-crash

[–]simscience22 24 points25 points ago

I hope the wall was okay.

[–]gheost 10 points11 points ago

Found a pic of him from his Twitter account. http://i.imgur.com/J0NLF.jpg

[–]araidis 24 points25 points ago

Classy

[–]sjh981 11 points12 points ago

That's the kind of shit that gets you haunted.

[–]Sobertese 11 points12 points ago

Second paragraph, second to last line: "blew a red light before crashing into a wall"

Five down, too many to go.

[–]Boondoc 209 points210 points ago

serious question, how do you get a Sentra up to 120mph?

[–]rasputin777 177 points178 points ago

In my experience you would need either:
A> Rocket boosters
B> To drop it from a decent height

[–]funkbefgh 431 points432 points ago

C> Get drunk and read the km/h on your dash.

[–]snizznuke 86 points87 points ago

^ very plausible.

[–]IronWaffled 29 points30 points ago

That's still about 75mph, so still deadly.

[–]TehFence 30 points31 points ago

40 mph is still deadly.

[–]Josh_The_Boss 20 points21 points ago

Slamming into a wall is pretty deadly period. They were most likely not wearing seatbelts, which would makes it way worse.

[–]211530250 61 points62 points ago

but, YOLO right?

[–]passivelyaggressiver 32 points33 points ago

I encourage this, for Darwinism.

[–]ios_k 24 points25 points ago

More like YODO.

[–]the_dutch_oven 6 points7 points ago

One would also need a huge wing. The bigger and more obnoxious, the faster the car. Simple aerodynamics, everyone. . Also, more decals help to add horsepower. Especially the "Powered by Nissan" variety.

Couple these together along with youth... well, fasten your seat belts.

[–]DroppedTheShovel 7 points8 points ago

You forgot stickers. I'm fairly certain that each one adds about 10 mph.

[–]KingWilson 75 points76 points ago

1) Get drunk 2) Floor it until you're going like 75 3) Tweet that you're going 120 4) YODO

[–]Pirate_Harris 11 points12 points ago

Also, how do you get that fast with five men in the car?

[–]Boondoc 10 points11 points ago

again, in a fucking Sentra

[–]hzlntcoffeebean 9 points10 points ago

Also wondering how he managed to drift a FWD vehicle.

[–]harmonyofchaos3514 31 points32 points ago

really? a sentra se-r can do like 140

source: its my car

[–]not_really_black 7 points8 points ago

I have a spec v. It can go well past 100. Ive never done it, though.

[–]Snuhmeh 17 points18 points ago

Pussy.

[–]fireinthesky7 3 points4 points ago

I highly doubt it was a Spec-V involved. By which I mean that I will eat my own shoes if the guy who posted those photo can drive stick.

[–]not_really_black 1 point2 points ago

My best security feature is the stick shift. Darkies don't like that shit.

[–]fireinthesky7 1 point2 points ago

Americans don't like that shit.

FTFY. When I was looking for a new car last year, all but one dealership I went to looked at me like I was insane when I asked if they had anything with a manual transmission.

[–]abledanger 11 points12 points ago

YOLO, brO!

[–]RumorsOFsurF 39 points40 points ago

My Jeep can go 200.

Source: this is the internet and I can make any claim I want.

[–]th1nker 28 points29 points ago

Look, I realize people tend to lie on the internet. Before you just assume everything you read is bullshit, use google. It's free.

Harmony was right.

[–]Harry_Hardlong 22 points23 points ago

And he was Drifting a sentra..... A Front wheel drive car. People like that give car enthusiasts a bad name.

[–]Dacien1983 2 points3 points ago

You do know these guys like to soup up their cars right? You may laugh at a Sentra, but that's exactly the kind of cheap car that's perfect for modification.

[–]peterfares 12 points13 points ago

By pressing the accelerator all the way down for a bit of time.

[–]I_am_ME_ama 4 points5 points ago

A better question is how does a Sentra with 5 people in it go 120?

[–]ATownStomp 2 points3 points ago

Thrust at full energy then bust it open with an Exp. Nitron.

[–]Clamburglar 2 points3 points ago

you need an airstrip that's a few miles long and hope you don't lose control before getting that fast

[–]latinloner 2 points3 points ago

Liquid Schwartz?

[–]CrossFox42 69 points70 points ago

This actually happened right behind my house, me and some friends were up watching movies when we heard the screech then was sounded like a series of small explosions, rushed out into the backyard and saw 4 people pulled over and running to a neighbors house we couldn't see. One of the guys start yelling "Oh my God! Oh my God call 911!" Didn't learn until later what had happened, they were being stupid, but it's still very tragic IMO.

As awful as it sounds, I'm glad he only managed to kill his four friends and no one else. Haven is a extremely busy street, and where this happened is right in the middle of the suburbs. This could have gone much much worse than it did. Sad stuff.

[–]christine-bean 7 points8 points ago

Where on Haven did this happen?

A couple of weeks ago a drunk driver took down a few trees and light posts near baseline. It's an extremely busy street with the worst drivers.

[–]CrossFox42 2 points3 points ago

right below the 60, Creekside rd and Haven. The guy tried to make a turn, ended up going to fast and rolled the shit out of the car. It's always weird to see this kind of thing happen around here, it's such a quiet area.

[–]cryptogram 46 points47 points ago

Funny they expand out "af" to "as f***" but don't censor #FuckIt. What's the point?

Also, this is dumb.

Also:

Twitter Account

News Article

[–]zoomdaddy 53 points54 points ago

"He was a lovely, gentle, big guy," Baker said. "He was a big jokester. He loved to joke. He loved to play ... He was a lovely dude and a gentlemen. All these guys were."

If they had killed an innocent pedestrian it's not a joke anymore.

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 25 points26 points ago

All people who die are great people, duh. Nevermind that they intentionally drive drunk at 3x the speed limit while texting. That's not who they were!

[–]zoomdaddy 8 points9 points ago

I know, I hate that attitude! Especially in a situation like this, where the guy clearly made it his life's mantra- YOLO!

[–]fivepercentsure 6 points7 points ago

one of my own personal grudges, is when peoples misdeeds (or alleged misdeeds) have been washed away by by their death.

[–]TwoLegsJoe 25 points26 points ago

Truly this human Adonis, this Cadillac of men, was the greatest person ever to grace this planet.

[–]throwaway-b31480acf7 15 points16 points ago

To the determinent of all humanity, he only lived once.

[–]kadren170 3 points4 points ago

Lovely lovely lovely lovely.

Wtf, yeah, he sure is lovely

[–]AndyDwyer[S] 7 points8 points ago

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

[–]AndyDwyer[S] 163 points164 points ago

There are enough comments by now that I'm sure this will probably go unnoticed, but I still feel compelled to say this:

First and foremost, I am sorry. There is clearly mixed feelings on whether or not this is funny, and I'm not here to justify any humor in it, and it was and never will be my intention to make a mockery of the value of human life.

When I saw this, I found it funny. Although to most it is probably no excuse, the humor I found in this came from a place of anger. One of my best friends was hit by a drunk driver. He was sober and riding his bicycle when a drunk driver ran a red light and hit him, resulting in my friend being flown to a hospital to treat the injuries. This left no tolerance in my heart for drunk drivers because of the threat they pose to the innocent. Therefore, I initially found this funny because the only people hurt were the driver and those stupid enough to knowingly get in a car with a drunk driver behind the wheel.

So, I made a hasty judgement that this was funny, and for that, I am sorry.

[–]IIIlIII 88 points89 points ago

There is absoloutely no reason to apologise, humour isn't a tangible thing that can be measured, so what one person finds funny another may not, sometimes what one person finds funny another may find offensive.

With all that, there will be times like this where what you derive humour from causes offence purely from the fact you found it funny, at which point you just have to realise that someone you don't know is offended that you found something funny.

Well so fucking what?

[–]theRighteousBro 3 points4 points ago

Stephen Fry makes a good point, but I've always liked Steven Hughes point of view on being offended.

Edit: I found a full version of the bit.

[–]DialSquare 11 points12 points ago

Yeah I'm definitely one of those people who would find this more sad than funny (I mean, do we really want to laugh at people dying, regardless of if they "deserved it?"), but I'm glad at least that we had a discussion about it. That's why I like this site, because amid the puns and circlejerk there can still be genuine discussion. Thanks for this post.

[–]Blackmar 7 points8 points ago

Honestly i wouldn't feel bad if you get some hate in this thread, this guy was acting like his life didn't mean anything and died because of it. Any form of caution would have saved him and his friend's lives. They don't need our sympathy they are getting enough from their friends and family members who are acting like they did nothing wrong and saying they were good people. Good people don't drive drunk.

[–]abnormalsyndrome 35 points36 points ago

This is just one big conspiracy. The Rancho Cucamonga Chupacabra got to them before those tweets and staged the accident.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 3 points4 points ago

The Rancho Cucamonga Chupacabra can't find their asshole in the dark with both hands, they're going to 'stage an accident'?

Ha!

[–]Mizzikiel 11 points12 points ago

Chupacabraj*

[–]serrit 7 points8 points ago

Guy bragging wasn't the one driving the car.

[–]sirius_star 5 points6 points ago

So Its ok for Natural selection to "lol"?

[–]adriennek 4 points5 points ago

Shouldn't we be thanking Drake for setting Darwinism in motion then? He finally gave stupid people "license" to be reckless and they're gonna go for it. Drunk+Driving+Tweeting = Death. Be careful!

[–]SenatorIvy 3 points4 points ago

Not to sound racist, but I'm shocked it was a Sentra and not a Maxima.

[–]DozerN 24 points25 points ago

Too many comments here where people say we are horrible and deserve hell for laughing at this.

  • We are not laughing at death
  • We are not laughing at "YOLO"
  • We are perhaps terrible people :(

What we are saying, is that the fucktard driving way over the speedlimit, drifting, drinking... are no loss for the genepool. He might very well have been a cool guy, but he was a complete moron for doing just what I mentioned. Ofcourse it's sad when people die, however it's better that the morons putting their own life in danger pass away than some innocent bystander getting smacked down.

The passengere could have stopped him, but chose not to. Noone deserved to die, but come on... Everyone knows not to get a ride from a drunk driver, nor to drive under the influence. If you do, bad things may (and will) happen.

... I am a terrible person, aren't I?

[–]StringString 8 points9 points ago

I feel the same way. I have a hard time feeling any sympathies for that asshat or any of his retarded friends who decided getting in the car with him was a good idea.

As such, I find the irony of him tweeting YOLO and then meeting his fate in the manner that he did quite amusing and I had a little chuckle.

[–]tinalatina416 8 points9 points ago

If you're a terrible person, then so am I. In 100% agreement with all of this.

[–]chaos2011 4 points5 points ago

Gotta remember though, Yolo didn't make him do this, he would have done it anyway had Drake not made up that song.

[–]arachnophilia 4 points5 points ago

maybe it's just me, but i tend not to do shit like this because you only live once.

[–]cycophuk 30 points31 points ago

Idiots killing themselves off is just fine. The issue begins when they start taking innocents with them.

[–]mlus 9 points10 points ago

Drake is not responsible for drunk driving. Quit circlejerking.

[–]EClarkee 7 points8 points ago

Honestly. YOLO was just in a song by Drake. Everyone and their mothers twisted it and made it what it currently is.

All Drake says is "You only live once, that's the motto nigga YOLO, and we bout it everyday, everyday, everyday"

Not once does he say "Go out and do some stupid shit". Drake is rich as fuck, he's probably talking about partying and blowing money.

[–]jdobson116 1 point2 points ago

Nothing says ganster like a lipstick stain tattoo!

[–]dsr541 8 points9 points ago

Welcome to reddit, where laughing at people dying is OK as long as they said YOLO first.

[–]Renmauzuo 4 points5 points ago

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure people were having drunk driving accidents long before #YOLO became a thing.

[–]Chocolazerboom 6 points7 points ago

Wasn't this just on reddit a few days ago with everyone coming to the conclusion that the person tweeting had actually been the passenger?

[–]Erzsabet 3 points4 points ago

Yup.

[–]xXrasXx 8 points9 points ago

Drake is now responsible for more deaths than pot.

[–]trampus1 10 points11 points ago

ILLEGALIZE DRAKE!

[–]VoltageEclipse 3 points4 points ago

YOLO

Reddit: Trolo

[–]cheesefalcon 4 points5 points ago

I know it's fun to laugh at YOLO, but I still feel bad for four people dying. If only they knew better.

[–]Farsay 16 points17 points ago

And nothing of value was lost.

[–]leex0 0 points1 point ago

I know it's kinda irrelevant and inappropriate to comment on something like this when talking about people dying, but this is reddit, so who cares. WHY does the article use small, light gray text on a white background? ish was hella hard to read?

[–]BornLoser 0 points1 point ago

Ok does anyone have a source on this this? Some text in a white background and some screenshots is not a source.

[–]MagicMurderBean 0 points1 point ago

You only live once so crash your car and die now?

what?

[–]Plethysmograph 0 points1 point ago

More importantly, how does one fit five adults into a sentra?

[–]frontseatdog 0 points1 point ago

YOLO responsibly.

[–]BlitzWing1985 2 points3 points ago

What bugs me most

"Drifting" a sentra at "120mph" Say what ever you want about Yolo anyone that stupid to say they are drifting a sentra has this coming to them

[–]CBruce 2 points3 points ago

This is why we need a ban on assault weapons!

[–]playaplayadog 0 points1 point ago

As a black man i juat have one hing to say: niggaz

[–]bongwhacker 0 points1 point ago

Lern teh Engilsh, twat-nozzle.

[–]Morgasimjr 0 points1 point ago

In Rancho Cucamonga? Where's Ders when you need him.

[–]dbspeakers 0 points1 point ago

I'm just glad he hit a wall instead of some people that didn't deserve to die.

[–]JacksonHannan -1 points0 points ago

What if Drake started YOLO so we could identify the idiots...

[–]zacharylofton -1 points0 points ago

I guess they forgot that 'you only die once'.

[–]jigglemybowls -1 points0 points ago

A Darwinism sub should be created to post shit like that.

[–]jigglemybowls -1 points0 points ago

Winning!

[–]yology 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know Rancho Cucamonga was a real place. I thought they just made it up for workaholics.

[–]MTK67 3 points4 points ago

I go to college in Northridge, and about a week ago, my roommate says he has to go home to Ontario (California) for a couple days because two of his friends and three other guys died in a car crash. Later that day, I saw this on Reddit. I'm about 99% sure these two things are related. So, while they may have been complete idiots for doing what they did, don't forget that there are people who did nothing wrong but have nonetheless been negatively affected by this.

[–]xkuay -1 points0 points ago

I think it's funny how this took place in my hometown, deemed one or the safest cities in America. So these fake ass gangsta mother fuckers probably had a night filled with booze from 7-11 and a glorious trip to Denny's before the dumb cunts died. Oh, young money, you never fail to mold people into retards just as big as you.

[–]SpookySpaghetti 5 points6 points ago

Thank goodness they only live once.

[–]whateverdottcom 5 points6 points ago

I dont think this belongs in r/funny

[–]TalkingBackAgain 3 points4 points ago

Well, at least he was right about the YOLO part.

[–]Alexxandria 0 points1 point ago

No sympathy. If you're an idiot, you get what you deserve.

[–]skamieliny 0 points1 point ago

And nothing of value was lost

[–]evfaux 2 points3 points ago

The owner of the twitter account was not driving. Get your fucking facts straight before mocking the death of 5 people.

[–]aoserc 0 points1 point ago

I applaud the fact that drunk drivers killed themselves and no people in other cars

[–]semi_modular_mind 6 points7 points ago

Oh well. YOLO.

[–]starfighter23 15 points16 points ago

You Only Lived Once

[–]exlurker1127 3 points4 points ago

Dumbass deserved it.. drunk driving 120 mph!

[–]Scottland83 7 points8 points ago

You see the lipstick print? Some skank kissed that loser.

[–]AndyDwyer[S] 54 points55 points ago

That or it's a sweet face tat. YOLO.

[–]trampus1 7 points8 points ago

It's a trend, my brother has one on his neck.

[–]A_Hippie 4 points5 points ago

I feel awful for you.

[–]aluysis 0 points1 point ago

good fucking riddance. dumbfucks needed to learn their lesson one way or the other

[–]woggietree 7 points8 points ago

HAHAHAHA! GOOD RIDDANCE!

[–]Vouk73 0 points1 point ago

Oh natural selection... We can always count on you.

[–]Etere 0 points1 point ago

The gene pool thanks you for removing yourself from it.

[–]Drachri93 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Drake: Invents a stupid catch phrase, gets all the douche bags arrested or killed.

[–]wookiesandwich -1 points0 points ago

if only this happened regularly and there was a way to protect the innocent from harm we might have a planet worth living on in a couple decades

[–]iFartSunshine -1 points0 points ago

I wish this sort of thing would happen more often. Hopefully they all died before they could reproduce.

[–]ItsVictoria 2 points3 points ago

A group of young people die in a car accident? HOW HILARIOUS!

It's fucked up even for reddit that this has so many upvotes.

[–]hot_floppy_bread -1 points0 points ago

Turns out you do only live once. Natural selection at it's finest.

[–]petermarify -1 points0 points ago

what a douche.

[–]ConceitedSC 0 points1 point ago

I wish to be present in his last moments and stare at him in the eye and spit on his worthless fucking face, and say, "You're right, faggot."

[–]austinanglin -1 points0 points ago

Natural selection at work.

[–]Migop -1 points0 points ago

and nothing of value was lost

[–]jrgreenie123 -1 points0 points ago

YOLO is just nature's way of weeding out the stupid people.

[–]maersdet -2 points-1 points ago

Now someone has to clean his dumb ass off of the road. So inconsiderate.

[–]davebond -1 points0 points ago

Am I evil if it makes me happy that they bit it?

[–]Mizzikiel -2 points-1 points ago

Guys... 5 people died. Although they were idiots for drinking and driving, and the guy used "YOLO", it doesn't change the fact that 5 people were killed. Everyone in this thread is joking about it and saying how it is awesome etc. It really, really isn't.

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[–]TheWhiteeKnight 4 points5 points ago

On top of that, 4 of the people who died didn't even deserve to. To be honest, if you're drunk, drifting at 120 mph, and 'tweeting' at the same time, you deserve it, but the other people didn't, they weren't driving, they were killed by the driver. It's one thing to make fun of the failed abortion of a driver, since his actions resulted in his death, which he should have known would happen, but the other people in the car were innocent.

[–]hasjthits 5 points6 points ago

When your 'friend' is drinking like a madman, tweeting and driving irresponsibly you tell him this: "Hey Ervin, stop the car for a second, I'm about to piss my pants." Proceed to get out of the car and take a long walk home.

Ervin wasn't the only one drinking and behaving like a clown, people behave like that in groups, especially young people. If you don't agree with what your group is doing you either speak out and risk being ridiculed (or even kicked out) or you simply stop associating yourself with them.

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 1 point2 points ago

I understand where you're coming from, I just replied to another comment along the same lines though, and don't feel like posting the basically same thing, seeing as that get's annoying to most other people over time who happen to read the thread.

[–]Hosfac 2 points3 points ago

It's not like he got that car from a carjacking and those other four people were hostages. They knew he was drunk and they piled on in anyways. They got what they had coming.

[–]Dom9360 1 point2 points ago

I have ZER0 sympathy for idiots like this.

[–]Tier4 1 point2 points ago

I am glad those useless, selfish, idiotic pieces of shit are dead and didn't take anyone worthy with them. I would jerk off to the crash footage. I wonder what he was tweeting while the fire consumed his screaming, broken body?

[–]rexco 1 point2 points ago

Do people cry and whine over Darwin awards? These knuckleheads died in a hilariously ironic way and I'm sorry but I will not mourn for a drunk driver.

[–]brittlerattle -1 points0 points ago

does anyone else noticed the guy in the passenger seat has lipstick on his cheek or should i say had

[–]Raleighirishman 0 points1 point ago

Wait, I know YOLO is popular and all that. But who is Drake?

[–]scumbagredditor420 -1 points0 points ago

wait what does this have to do with Drake?

[–]harmonicamike -1 points0 points ago

How about the Darwin olympics? I'd set it up if I was in charge. Need ideas for events.

It's a win/win, we get rid of one person stupid enough to do it, and the winner will keep playing until he kills himself. And it will be cheaper than jail/welfare/hospital bills he inflicts on himself or more importantly, others.

I was thinking Sauna chicken. See who can stay inside of a sauna the longest, the heat being turned up 10 degrees every half hour. Winner gets $1000.

Russian roulette. We can use a semi-automatic for the first few rounds, and tell the contestants that since it holds 13 rounds, and you only put one round in the clip, there is a 1/13 chance of getting shot. Then the usual 6 round cylinder on a nice .44 magnum once they get wise.

Any others?

[–]willywanka86 -1 points0 points ago

This is the first proof I've had that yolo is a real thing used in the world today. I've only ever seen it on reddit before this. I didn't want to believe it.

[–]verbal73 0 points1 point ago

I resent the implication that Darwinism needs to bet "set" into motion.

[–]paulitoo -1 points0 points ago

Not a repost. This happened a week ago in my home town.

[–]Thefreak666 -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who goes to the actual person's twitter account after a controversial tweet is posted on the Internet just to see if it's real.

[–]not_very_creative 1 point2 points ago

I have nothing to say against this post, I just don't get why it is on r/funny it was depressing actually, how stupid people can be

[–]ohthatsyogirl -2 points-1 points ago

YODO!!!

[–]Sickness69 -1 points0 points ago

Haven Ave. is a pretty steep hill near the base of Mt Baldy....you can get some good speed if you're just above Chaffey college...but all these dumb ass kids in this area are all about this "YOLO"...I guess they forgot dying actually sucks.....

[–]theRighteousBro -2 points-1 points ago

Wait a second, this isn't r/atheism.

[–]GayManLoveIsOK -1 points0 points ago

i rented one of those POS cars, got it up to 165kph with foot floored for a solid 3 minutes...dumbass CVT transmission sucks the life out of everything...

[–]NinthNova -1 points0 points ago

This reads like an Onion article...

[–]jennym123 0 points1 point ago

Wow, a Nissan Sentra rounding a corner at 120? No wonder he died.

[–]adnan252 -1 points0 points ago

I wonder if anyone's gonna sue Drake after this

[–]brewerbeast105 -1 points0 points ago

karma is a real bitch