I apologize if this is a repost, but it's looks like Drake has set Darwinism into motion.

Lonewolfwantoteamup · 2012-09-08T16:09:06+00:00

I hope he crashed into a wall and didn't hurt anyone else.

Boondoc · 2012-09-08T18:41:38+00:00

serious question, how do you get a Sentra up to 120mph?

CrossFox42 · 2012-09-08T19:29:15+00:00

This actually happened right behind my house, me and some friends were up watching movies when we heard the screech then was sounded like a series of small explosions, rushed out into the backyard and saw 4 people pulled over and running to a neighbors house we couldn't see. One of the guys start yelling "Oh my God! Oh my God call 911!" Didn't learn until later what had happened, they were being stupid, but it's still very tragic IMO.

As awful as it sounds, I'm glad he only managed to kill his four friends and no one else. Haven is a extremely busy street, and where this happened is right in the middle of the suburbs. This could have gone much much worse than it did. Sad stuff.

cryptogram · 2012-09-08T16:59:25+00:00

Funny they expand out "af" to "as f***" but don't censor #FuckIt. What's the point?

Also, this is dumb.

Also:

Twitter Account

News Article

AndyDwyer · 2012-09-08T19:23:48+00:00

There are enough comments by now that I'm sure this will probably go unnoticed, but I still feel compelled to say this:

First and foremost, I am sorry. There is clearly mixed feelings on whether or not this is funny, and I'm not here to justify any humor in it, and it was and never will be my intention to make a mockery of the value of human life.

When I saw this, I found it funny. Although to most it is probably no excuse, the humor I found in this came from a place of anger. One of my best friends was hit by a drunk driver. He was sober and riding his bicycle when a drunk driver ran a red light and hit him, resulting in my friend being flown to a hospital to treat the injuries. This left no tolerance in my heart for drunk drivers because of the threat they pose to the innocent. Therefore, I initially found this funny because the only people hurt were the driver and those stupid enough to knowingly get in a car with a drunk driver behind the wheel.

So, I made a hasty judgement that this was funny, and for that, I am sorry.

abnormalsyndrome · 2012-09-08T18:16:20+00:00

This is just one big conspiracy. The Rancho Cucamonga Chupacabra got to them before those tweets and staged the accident.

serrit · 2012-09-08T19:39:59+00:00

Guy bragging wasn't the one driving the car.

sirius_star · 2012-09-08T18:46:38+00:00

So Its ok for Natural selection to "lol"?

adriennek · 2012-09-08T19:47:31+00:00

Shouldn't we be thanking Drake for setting Darwinism in motion then? He finally gave stupid people "license" to be reckless and they're gonna go for it. Drunk+Driving+Tweeting = Death. Be careful!

SenatorIvy · 2012-09-08T20:07:01+00:00

Not to sound racist, but I'm shocked it was a Sentra and not a Maxima.

DozerN · 2012-09-08T19:37:18+00:00

Too many comments here where people say we are horrible and deserve hell for laughing at this.

We are not laughing at death
We are not laughing at "YOLO"
We are perhaps terrible people :(

What we are saying, is that the fucktard driving way over the speedlimit, drifting, drinking... are no loss for the genepool. He might very well have been a cool guy, but he was a complete moron for doing just what I mentioned. Ofcourse it's sad when people die, however it's better that the morons putting their own life in danger pass away than some innocent bystander getting smacked down.

The passengere could have stopped him, but chose not to. Noone deserved to die, but come on... Everyone knows not to get a ride from a drunk driver, nor to drive under the influence. If you do, bad things may (and will) happen.

... I am a terrible person, aren't I?

chaos2011 · 2012-09-08T19:25:27+00:00

Gotta remember though, Yolo didn't make him do this, he would have done it anyway had Drake not made up that song.

arachnophilia · 2012-09-09T00:27:36+00:00

maybe it's just me, but i tend not to do shit like this because you only live once.

cycophuk · 2012-09-08T18:44:58+00:00

Idiots killing themselves off is just fine. The issue begins when they start taking innocents with them.

mlus · 2012-09-08T20:52:31+00:00

Drake is not responsible for drunk driving. Quit circlejerking.

jdobson116 · 2012-09-08T22:59:03+00:00

Nothing says ganster like a lipstick stain tattoo!

dsr541 · 2012-09-08T20:03:41+00:00

Welcome to reddit, where laughing at people dying is OK as long as they said YOLO first.

Renmauzuo · 2012-09-08T19:23:56+00:00

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure people were having drunk driving accidents long before #YOLO became a thing.

Chocolazerboom · 2012-09-08T18:31:24+00:00

Wasn't this just on reddit a few days ago with everyone coming to the conclusion that the person tweeting had actually been the passenger?

xXrasXx · 2012-09-08T19:24:22+00:00

Drake is now responsible for more deaths than pot.

VoltageEclipse · 2012-09-08T19:48:42+00:00

YOLO

Reddit: Trolo

cheesefalcon · 2012-09-09T00:45:39+00:00

I know it's fun to laugh at YOLO, but I still feel bad for four people dying. If only they knew better.

Farsay · 2012-09-08T18:39:35+00:00

And nothing of value was lost.

leex0 · 2012-09-08T20:09:38+00:00

I know it's kinda irrelevant and inappropriate to comment on something like this when talking about people dying, but this is reddit, so who cares. WHY does the article use small, light gray text on a white background? ish was hella hard to read?

BornLoser · 2012-09-08T20:20:38+00:00

Ok does anyone have a source on this this? Some text in a white background and some screenshots is not a source.

MagicMurderBean · 2012-09-08T20:33:26+00:00

You only live once so crash your car and die now?

what?

Plethysmograph · 2012-09-08T21:22:46+00:00

More importantly, how does one fit five adults into a sentra?

frontseatdog · 2012-09-08T21:27:00+00:00

YOLO responsibly.

BlitzWing1985 · 2012-09-08T21:28:29+00:00

What bugs me most

"Drifting" a sentra at "120mph" Say what ever you want about Yolo anyone that stupid to say they are drifting a sentra has this coming to them

CBruce · 2012-09-08T21:40:02+00:00

This is why we need a ban on assault weapons!

playaplayadog · 2012-09-08T21:43:52+00:00

As a black man i juat have one hing to say: niggaz

bongwhacker · 2012-09-08T21:53:53+00:00

Lern teh Engilsh, twat-nozzle.

Morgasimjr · 2012-09-08T22:06:20+00:00

In Rancho Cucamonga? Where's Ders when you need him.

dbspeakers · 2012-09-08T22:14:09+00:00

I'm just glad he hit a wall instead of some people that didn't deserve to die.

JacksonHannan · 2012-09-08T22:35:50+00:00

What if Drake started YOLO so we could identify the idiots...

zacharylofton · 2012-09-08T23:05:48+00:00

I guess they forgot that 'you only die once'.

jigglemybowls · 2012-09-08T23:42:59+00:00

A Darwinism sub should be created to post shit like that.

jigglemybowls · 2012-09-08T23:43:25+00:00

Winning!

yology · 2012-09-09T00:11:08+00:00

I didn't know Rancho Cucamonga was a real place. I thought they just made it up for workaholics.

MTK67 · 2012-09-09T01:41:18+00:00

I go to college in Northridge, and about a week ago, my roommate says he has to go home to Ontario (California) for a couple days because two of his friends and three other guys died in a car crash. Later that day, I saw this on Reddit. I'm about 99% sure these two things are related. So, while they may have been complete idiots for doing what they did, don't forget that there are people who did nothing wrong but have nonetheless been negatively affected by this.

xkuay · 2012-09-09T02:33:18+00:00

I think it's funny how this took place in my hometown, deemed one or the safest cities in America. So these fake ass gangsta mother fuckers probably had a night filled with booze from 7-11 and a glorious trip to Denny's before the dumb cunts died. Oh, young money, you never fail to mold people into retards just as big as you.

SpookySpaghetti · 2012-09-08T19:26:34+00:00

Thank goodness they only live once.

whateverdottcom · 2012-09-08T19:59:08+00:00

I dont think this belongs in r/funny

TalkingBackAgain · 2012-09-08T19:19:13+00:00

Well, at least he was right about the YOLO part.

Alexxandria · 2012-09-08T20:22:35+00:00

No sympathy. If you're an idiot, you get what you deserve.

skamieliny · 2012-09-08T20:28:20+00:00

And nothing of value was lost

evfaux · 2012-09-09T00:27:32+00:00

The owner of the twitter account was not driving. Get your fucking facts straight before mocking the death of 5 people.

aoserc · 2012-09-09T00:37:04+00:00

I applaud the fact that drunk drivers killed themselves and no people in other cars

semi_modular_mind · 2012-09-08T15:39:16+00:00

Oh well. YOLO.

exlurker1127 · 2012-09-08T19:42:34+00:00

Dumbass deserved it.. drunk driving 120 mph!

Scottland83 · 2012-09-08T15:31:12+00:00

You see the lipstick print? Some skank kissed that loser.

aluysis · 2012-09-08T22:49:11+00:00

good fucking riddance. dumbfucks needed to learn their lesson one way or the other

woggietree · 2012-09-08T17:11:19+00:00

HAHAHAHA! GOOD RIDDANCE!

Vouk73 · 2012-09-08T19:06:31+00:00

Oh natural selection... We can always count on you.

Etere · 2012-09-08T19:06:52+00:00

The gene pool thanks you for removing yourself from it.

Drachri93 · 2012-09-08T20:12:38+00:00

Good Guy Drake: Invents a stupid catch phrase, gets all the douche bags arrested or killed.

wookiesandwich · 2012-09-08T20:17:57+00:00

if only this happened regularly and there was a way to protect the innocent from harm we might have a planet worth living on in a couple decades

iFartSunshine · 2012-09-08T20:40:38+00:00

I wish this sort of thing would happen more often. Hopefully they all died before they could reproduce.

ItsVictoria · 2012-09-08T22:56:35+00:00

A group of young people die in a car accident? HOW HILARIOUS!

It's fucked up even for reddit that this has so many upvotes.

hot_floppy_bread · 2012-09-08T23:03:23+00:00

Turns out you do only live once. Natural selection at it's finest.

petermarify · 2012-09-08T19:28:06+00:00

what a douche.

ConceitedSC · 2012-09-08T20:01:25+00:00

I wish to be present in his last moments and stare at him in the eye and spit on his worthless fucking face, and say, "You're right, faggot."

austinanglin · 2012-09-08T20:02:36+00:00

Natural selection at work.

Migop · 2012-09-08T21:36:44+00:00

and nothing of value was lost

jrgreenie123 · 2012-09-08T19:23:18+00:00

YOLO is just nature's way of weeding out the stupid people.

maersdet · 2012-09-08T19:38:31+00:00

Now someone has to clean his dumb ass off of the road. So inconsiderate.

davebond · 2012-09-08T19:30:52+00:00

Am I evil if it makes me happy that they bit it?

Mizzikiel · 2012-09-08T18:48:42+00:00

Guys... 5 people died. Although they were idiots for drinking and driving, and the guy used "YOLO", it doesn't change the fact that 5 people were killed. Everyone in this thread is joking about it and saying how it is awesome etc. It really, really isn't.

brittlerattle · 2012-09-08T20:19:33+00:00

does anyone else noticed the guy in the passenger seat has lipstick on his cheek or should i say had

Raleighirishman · 2012-09-08T21:07:30+00:00

Wait, I know YOLO is popular and all that. But who is Drake?

scumbagredditor420 · 2012-09-08T21:26:26+00:00

wait what does this have to do with Drake?

harmonicamike · 2012-09-08T21:57:10+00:00

How about the Darwin olympics? I'd set it up if I was in charge. Need ideas for events.

It's a win/win, we get rid of one person stupid enough to do it, and the winner will keep playing until he kills himself. And it will be cheaper than jail/welfare/hospital bills he inflicts on himself or more importantly, others.

I was thinking Sauna chicken. See who can stay inside of a sauna the longest, the heat being turned up 10 degrees every half hour. Winner gets $1000.

Russian roulette. We can use a semi-automatic for the first few rounds, and tell the contestants that since it holds 13 rounds, and you only put one round in the clip, there is a 1/13 chance of getting shot. Then the usual 6 round cylinder on a nice .44 magnum once they get wise.

Any others?

willywanka86 · 2012-09-08T22:10:57+00:00

This is the first proof I've had that yolo is a real thing used in the world today. I've only ever seen it on reddit before this. I didn't want to believe it.

verbal73 · 2012-09-08T22:19:51+00:00

I resent the implication that Darwinism needs to bet "set" into motion.

paulitoo · 2012-09-08T22:28:39+00:00

Not a repost. This happened a week ago in my home town.

Thefreak666 · 2012-09-08T23:12:40+00:00

Am I the only one who goes to the actual person's twitter account after a controversial tweet is posted on the Internet just to see if it's real.

not_very_creative · 2012-09-08T23:24:10+00:00

I have nothing to say against this post, I just don't get why it is on r/funny it was depressing actually, how stupid people can be

ohthatsyogirl · 2012-09-08T23:46:39+00:00

YODO!!!

Sickness69 · 2012-09-08T23:47:55+00:00

Haven Ave. is a pretty steep hill near the base of Mt Baldy....you can get some good speed if you're just above Chaffey college...but all these dumb ass kids in this area are all about this "YOLO"...I guess they forgot dying actually sucks.....

theRighteousBro · 2012-09-09T00:01:01+00:00

Wait a second, this isn't r/atheism.

GayManLoveIsOK · 2012-09-09T00:01:21+00:00

i rented one of those POS cars, got it up to 165kph with foot floored for a solid 3 minutes...dumbass CVT transmission sucks the life out of everything...

NinthNova · 2012-09-09T00:14:10+00:00

This reads like an Onion article...

jennym123 · 2012-09-09T01:26:00+00:00

Wow, a Nissan Sentra rounding a corner at 120? No wonder he died.

adnan252 · 2012-09-09T01:29:32+00:00

I wonder if anyone's gonna sue Drake after this

brewerbeast105 · 2012-09-09T01:48:03+00:00

karma is a real bitch

funny

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