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[–]RICH_LITTLE 251 points252 points ago

Please tell me this is the beginning to some porn scene. Please?

[–]AstheniaRocks 315 points316 points ago

Nut Smashing Sluts Vol. 9

[–]GrymFandango 145 points146 points ago

Yes, I did google that title.

[–]CryoGuy 29 points30 points ago

That's a nice username you've got there.

[–]valarmorghulis 32 points33 points ago

"Things that should get a remake."

[–]jglee1236 30 points31 points ago

..for $600, Alex.

[–]Dr_Freeze 5 points6 points ago

Answer: Daily Double. How much would you like to wager?

[–]Jonny_Watts 2 points3 points ago

Let's make it a true Daily Double.

[–]greedo_posted_first 34 points35 points ago

You must mean "Nut-Smashing Sluts" because "Nut Smashing Sluts" would be an awful documentary about an abusive and judgemental dehiscent fruit.

[–]MattyGregs 9 points10 points ago

Damn it, now my roommate must think I'm retarded. I sat here for about 5 minutes trying to pronounce "dehiscence" out loud.

[–]Disasstah 1 point2 points ago

It only means this if you're a grammar nazi.

[–]greedo_posted_first 2 points3 points ago

If I were a good grammar Nazi then I would have known to write "dehiscent."

meinfuhrerIhavefailedyou

[–]Illsoul 6 points7 points ago

They finally released it? Sweet trailer.

[–]crankykong 98 points99 points ago

Relevant link from a recent thread:

http://xhamster.com/movies/665559/japanese_girl_punches_sperm_out_of_balls.html

nsfw, obviously

[–]GeoTrip 33 points34 points ago

My boner has never been more confused.

[–]FishBonePendant 2 points3 points ago

"Calm down buddy, I'm just as confused as you are."

[–]TheRapeBar 0 points1 point ago

[–]JoeOfTex 76 points77 points ago

The dude getting his balls punched sounds like Seth Rogen.

[–]Zokleen 22 points23 points ago

Cannot unhear.. Oh god why?!

[–]Accipehoc 5 points6 points ago

Just so you know, that guy is a redditor, frequents around r/Dota2 I believe.

[–]Telefoan 9 points10 points ago

Best comment on that video

http://i.imgur.com/91ZOJ.png

[–]enjoytheshow 3 points4 points ago

I didn't know anyone actually read comments on porn videos.

[–]soyjuice 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit.

[–]GodIsMyJudge 9 points10 points ago

That's Asa Akira btw. Born in NYC, then Japan from 6 to 13.

[–]DrizzX 2 points3 points ago

2011 AVN Award – Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene – Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman

Sign me up!

[–]turokcito 7 points8 points ago

Holly fuck!

[–]arudeandvulgarname 15 points16 points ago

I've been on reddit for too long, that link is purple.

[–]PhotoshopMogul 5 points6 points ago

SETH ROGEN? WAT

[–]ChalkyJones 0 points1 point ago

My balls hurt after I saw that one. I've never had that combination of pain and laughter before. Thank you though good sir.

[–]lizzymonster 5 points6 points ago

Who names a porn site after a cute, fuzzy little creature?

[–]n00dleb00tz 80 points81 points ago

You must be new here...

[–]Notsewk 7 points8 points ago

Cute, fuzzy little creature? you just perfectly described a vagina, maybe that's why its called xhamster.

[–]derpy_lurker 5 points6 points ago

Vaginas are cute?

[–]Notsewk 5 points6 points ago

Yep, but not the ones that you could fit a football in.

[–]EDomina 2 points3 points ago

The fact that this is a purple link somewhat disturbs me.

[–]JayDecay 0 points1 point ago

I need more of this.

[–]synicalx1 0 points1 point ago

The URL alone is more than enough, I'll pass :/

[–]akppve 127 points128 points ago

[–]rainbow_stereotype 39 points40 points ago

What.

[–]db0255 0 points1 point ago

Apparently from some erotic play?

[–]Anynomus 19 points20 points ago

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 28 points29 points ago

Even though I know how the gif goes, I always feel the need to wait to see his nod.

[–]SilentLettersSuck 15 points16 points ago

I can't move away until he gives his approval. It would be rude.

[–]utopianfiat 29 points30 points ago

[–]psiondoodler 7 points8 points ago

[–]falousco 5 points6 points ago

"Art"

[–]psiondoodler 2 points3 points ago

Art Sauce.

[–]beck_lack 6 points7 points ago

This is why I am so confused each time people say something like "Oh Japan u so crazy" or "Oh god look at this weird Japan gameshow/commercial/porn", I mean, look at this, westerners can be just as fucking weird as Japan.

[–]psiondoodler 4 points5 points ago

We can be, but they seem to choose to be a lot more often.

[–]TILstuff 1 point2 points ago

Confirmation bias. People already concluded that the Japanese are weird, so they tend to only look for or read about information that confirms their beliefs. You think that they choose to be "weird" a lot more often because that is the only thing people choose to post. People don't do the "Oh Japan, you so normal" posts because it wouldn't garner the same page-views as the crazy stuff.

[–]woke_n_boke 6 points7 points ago

[–]Twitchety 11 points12 points ago

[–]orthag 3 points4 points ago

The dance.....It's infectious!

[–]alfalfa1985 0 points1 point ago

Source please?

[–]Ramyth 23 points24 points ago

The watermark says ballbustinfootlovin.com.

I'm done.

[–]theresaviking 1 point2 points ago

If so there's Internet points if you can find the source.

[–]nosehat 2 points3 points ago

OK.

This is the beginning to some porn scene.

You're welcome.

[–]CoyoteStark 109 points110 points ago

She's left her chin wide open.

[–]bossoline 25 points26 points ago

You take a swing at my nut sack, you better fucking cover that chin.

Decent body hook mechanics, though. :)

[–]CoyoteStark 20 points21 points ago

Decent. She is punching all arms with no shifting of her weight. Low power blows, but when they're directed at the genitals I guess it doesn't really matter.

[–]formerperson 10 points11 points ago

She was at first, but after the shoeshine uppercuts, she starts putting her body into it. I'm assuming in a later scene, he'll start putting it into her body.

[–]ineedsomepants 57 points58 points ago

Here's an even better one involving an Asian chick. (Very NSFW)

[–]Scout776 17 points18 points ago

Awkward boner from that

[–]justinsane98 56 points57 points ago

I've seen alot of things on the internet. And you know what? I'm done... I'm out. I don't want to play anymore...

[–]ilikecrall 32 points33 points ago

Hey I thought it was pretty hot.

[–]Lellux 17 points18 points ago

And those two comments encompass the difference between Reddit & 4chan.

[–]DisastrousCake 0 points1 point ago

Which one is reddit and which one is 4chan?

[–]Ispiro 6 points7 points ago

Yes.

[–]SanchoDeLaRuse 5 points6 points ago

I once wandered upon 4chan's "What's the most disturbing thing you've ever found on the internet?" thread.

Dead dove. Dead dove and then some.

[–]Seruz 25 points26 points ago

When you've got a boner, getting hit in the balls like that doesn't hurt, cause they kind of slide away from the blow. The slap at the end however is a lot more painful because it's a lot more rapid movement and the nuts don't have time to slide away from the blow. And as you can see his reaction is a lot more severe to the slap. She is basically just hitting the stem of the penis, and a bit of the blow is taken by the nuts, but not a lot.

[–]too_many_penises 44 points45 points ago

Thanks for the play-by-play. Now, back to John in the booth.

[–]SelcouthBadger 2 points3 points ago

better

Yeah sure

[–]Lousy_hater 2 points3 points ago

what the fuck

[–]Occamslaser 2 points3 points ago

I hate you for showing me that. Thank you.

[–]xincasinooutx 0 points1 point ago

That's Asa Akira :D

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 2 points3 points ago

It actually feels really good. Nutty, I know. But insanely good.

[–]derperado 16 points17 points ago

There are people who get off to this.

[–]JustJizzedInMyPants 94 points95 points ago

Hello.

[–]Ouizardus 68 points69 points ago

Obvious cup is obvious.

[–]PreggoCat[!] 38 points39 points ago

Agreed. Or eunuch.

[–]Scopolamina[S] 93 points94 points ago

[–]Col-Hans-Landa 9 points10 points ago

Scop I love you

[–]ablebodiedmango 13 points14 points ago

Even if it's hitting a cup, there's still pressure exerted around the edges of the cup and each time it's punched it gets pushed back into the groin.

It still certainly hurts, just not in the same places.

[–]Ouizardus 7 points8 points ago

Agreed, but there's little chance he could have lasted that long without collapsing if he didn't have a cup.

[–]D14BL0 22 points23 points ago

That would still fucking kill.

[–]MHath 0 points1 point ago

Not with a good cup.

[–]ziltiod94 9 points10 points ago

There would be a most hilarious imprint in the groin-ular area, but the balls would be safe.

[–]thediscobison -1 points0 points ago

Even with a cup I think that would hurt quite a bit.

[–]anniegof 12 points13 points ago

Didn't this guy do an AMA?

[–]falcorbeam 129 points130 points ago

My penis just receded, directly into my stomach. I am now a woman.

[–]b3mus3d 156 points157 points ago

How females work: a Reddit Guide.

[–]falcorbeam 19 points20 points ago

Managed to get a publishing deal and everything.

[–]Kiacha 2 points3 points ago

I have a penis in my stomach??

[–]Asassinsneed 31 points32 points ago

How YOU doin'? ;)

[–]darwin_wins 0 points1 point ago

So now you can go punch a man like that.

[–]spamfiltered 3 points4 points ago

So that's how the liberals are feminizing America.

[–]cmilla 0 points1 point ago

That's weird because I caught myself playing with it during the GIF. Wait, maybe it's just me....

[–]kinboyatuwo -1 points0 points ago

Bitch.

[–]mister_ratburn 29 points30 points ago

I don't care if he's wearing a cup or something like that. Winced so much while watching that.

[–]WornInternetVeteran 31 points32 points ago

There's an incredible amount of penis/scrotum abuse porn out there. Apparently, lots of dudes secretly want their balls stomped on with stiletto heels.

[–]Tikchbila 21 points22 points ago

I STILL REMEMBER THAT GIF! FUCK!

[–]DisastrousCake 2 points3 points ago

...there's actually a gif of that...

[–]ILIKEdeadTURTLES 9 points10 points ago

Remember that one where she stands on the underside of the dudes dick with heels and all her weight and then when she steps off he jizzes blood? I remember that one...

[–]Im_Too_High_For_This 22 points23 points ago

Jesus fucking Christ why the hell would you type such a thing.

[–]cumfarts 8 points9 points ago

[–]LoverofLiterature 32 points33 points ago

WHY DID I CLICK THAT

[–]ptboi42 9 points10 points ago

WHY DID I EXPAND TO GET A BETTER LOOK ~ NOOOO

[–]spermfoot 77 points78 points ago

[–]t3hdoct0r 5 points6 points ago

Your username makes me question your credentials in this analysis.

[–]bossoline 7 points8 points ago

Hm...yeah. Definitely not interested in that.

[–]ButterMyBiscuit 7 points8 points ago

My thought process in this comment thread:

"Hmmm, I like some weird stuff, maybe I could be into that..."

*open image*

"Nopenopenopenope."

[–]dumnezero 5 points6 points ago

"nope" is the anagram of "open"

[–]pieceofcheese 87 points88 points ago

This kills the penis.

[–]TimMitchell 11 points12 points ago

I've been on the internet for a long time and it takes a lot to see something that actually makes me cringe. This did it. Ouchy.

[–]Magic_is_the_answer 1 point2 points ago

Extreme contraception

[–]oglerintheocean 2 points3 points ago

What the literal fuck? Oh right it's a dude who gets off on getting his junk abused by hot chicks.

[–]K1NG0FTH3B0NG0 10 points11 points ago

It's that or a vasectomy, I suppose...

[–]360walkaway 5 points6 points ago

Is this an audition for "Ow! My balls!"?

[–]ukyah 2 points3 points ago

girl or not, those were some heavy shots. she put some leverage into those bitches. yarg!

[–]GreenStrong 10 points11 points ago

Girl or not, she's almost as twisted as the guy who volunteered to take the punches. If someone offered to pay you to punch someone in the balls until he collapsed, and the victim assured you he liked it, could you do it? I don't think I could. I've done some karate, I've beaten the everliving shit out of some good friends in the sparring ring, and had the same done to me. But I couldn't be down with that kind of shit.

[–]its_a_pugs_life 4 points5 points ago

Yeabsolutely

[–]TheKwon 0 points1 point ago

Give it a 1 and 2. Punch that bag. Jab jab

[–]FoxBattalion79 1 point2 points ago

doesn't matter, she touched his dick

[–]converter 1 point2 points ago

I once found a computer that was left in the apartment I was renting by a previous tenant. I perused the files and found that the former owner was a law student, and seemed to be a pretty below averages speller. Then I found a folder full of .gifs of dudes getting kicked and punched in the nads, and all kinds of other bdsm video clips. I distinctly remember on gif of a dude getting kicked in the junk repeatedly by a woman in heels and thinking "how can this turn someone on?". This reminded me of that day.

[–]b00ger 2 points3 points ago

There are some fetishes I just do not understand.

[–]Sprettball 2 points3 points ago

this guy has some seriously weird sexual fantasies.... but i can't really complain, i have sexual fantasies of fucking everything.... Ex: bedroom lamp.

[–]I_love_pugs_dammit 1 point2 points ago

THIS is why I made a Reddit account

[–]seeyoujimmy 3 points4 points ago

because you love pugs?

[–]mistermog 4 points5 points ago

dammit

[–]Goku707 2 points3 points ago

I wish I had the skills to make this a Downvote gif...

[–]monkeyuncle8 0 points1 point ago

cupcheck

[–]rysm -1 points0 points ago

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!

[–]Pogonophobic_ 0 points1 point ago

I kinda find it hilarious that hes wearing EVERLAST shorts..

[–]CrippledHorse 0 points1 point ago

Is this from r/nofap?

[–]conundrum4u2 -1 points0 points ago

He sent this to his opponent before the fight :D

[–]MarkoSeke -1 points0 points ago

Brazzers

[–]Zeis 0 points1 point ago

How is he not puking?! D:

[–]ManaOo -1 points0 points ago

One question popped in my mind. WHY?

[–]frankthetankricard -1 points0 points ago

There is no cup you could wear to make this ok

[–]Astronerd955 -1 points0 points ago

I hear that soft, barely audible fleshy sound that means that somewhere out there people are masturbating to what I'm looking at. The longer I dwell on the internet, the more often I get this feeling during normal daily activities.

[–]stevieboy100 -1 points0 points ago

this kills the penis

[–]BlackEleanor68 -1 points0 points ago

Da fuq I just watch

[–]CreakyFever -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else fap?

[–]distractthepaladin -1 points0 points ago

A little to the left. Oh yeaaahhhh...

[–]hngfff -1 points0 points ago

BallBustinFootLovin.com? ಠ_ಠ

[–]jsredemption -1 points0 points ago

Virtually cost-free vasectomy

Also, ouch

[–]Offensive_Brute -2 points-1 points ago

feminism.

[–]tonic14 0 points1 point ago

B-b-b-ball sack breaker

[–]maguiar1024 1 point2 points ago

New reality show, "Ow my balls".

[–]skipper224 1 point2 points ago

someone should put a downvote over the girls fist, i would use it often

[–]theamplifiedorganic 1 point2 points ago

THAT IS INDUBITABLY THE WORST FUCKING THING TO WATCH HUNGOVER.

I THINK MY PUKE IS PUKING.

[–]Illestnig 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]xblindguardianx 0 points1 point ago

that was rough to watch.

[–]Virindi_UO 0 points1 point ago

he was wearing a cup, you could see her knock it out of the way at the end and get one actual hit on his nuts, which caused him to actually legit grimace in pain and fall over.

[–]Jean_Paul_Shartre 0 points1 point ago

ballbustinfootlovin.com

[–]Turbojett 0 points1 point ago

his cup must have broken.

[–]ElRed_ 0 points1 point ago

I didn't flinch or cringe once. I'm a real man.

[–]def_not_a_reposter 0 points1 point ago

reverse falcon punch

[–]MightySasquatch 0 points1 point ago

Dude, this girl last night, she totally touched my dick

[–]xsarahwhitex 0 points1 point ago

Wheres Horse?

[–]bigbabyS 1 point2 points ago

This is actually the official gif of SRS.

[–]Carrieaway 0 points1 point ago

My best friend's boyfriend just cheated on her, I sent her this.. At least it made her laugh :D

[–]RedExorcist 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even cringe... Shit guys, you have really fucked me up.

[–]GrandTheftWalrus 0 points1 point ago

That was terrible. Just look at her form, she didn't even cover her face at all.

[–]bouchard 0 points1 point ago

Not safe for groin.

[–]bouchard 0 points1 point ago

Not safe for groin.

[–]zoqfotpik 0 points1 point ago

Without proper health insurance coverage, boxers come up with alternatives to expensive vasectomy procedures.

[–]sneakypaw 1 point2 points ago

The question is: did he finish?

[–]johanbcn 0 points1 point ago

[–]scoopdelete 0 points1 point ago

Never seen foreplay like that before.

[–]Disasstah 0 points1 point ago

I like how he only felt the pain when she started lining up the shots.

[–]fracking_u 0 points1 point ago

Now that's what I expect from r/WTF

[–]mizone10 0 points1 point ago

Hi there, im johnny knoxville, and this...is jackass

[–]syanyde 0 points1 point ago

Number one reason you don't tell a woman she looks fat.

[–]BluffBakes 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else ever get hit in the balls so hard they start coughing like a rabid smoker? I started coughing after watching this.

[–]Diving_Faces 0 points1 point ago

Wow that is some god awful foreplay!

[–]ImAFlyingWhale 0 points1 point ago

CUNT ASS BITCH

[–]DarthReid 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this is this woman's way of determining potential partners. If you can get punched in the balls by her, survive, then she will allow you to have sex with her.

[–]spuri0us 0 points1 point ago

If that was Katie Taylor, his balls would have disappeared into his mouth....

[–]daveblazed 0 points1 point ago

Who is she?

[–]firefae83 0 points1 point ago

Owie, my sympathy dick hurts :(

[–]Subject_69 1 point2 points ago

The entire male population just shuddered.

[–]For_teh_horde 0 points1 point ago

not the right punching bag....

[–]Langorian 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that's a fetish. Lol.

[–]worldtreedcenter 0 points1 point ago

Scopolamina (OP) is quite fucked up. But I love his posts.

[–]PayRez 0 points1 point ago

I would have passed out at the sight of the first punch approaching...how he manages to let her go hong kong style on his nuts is beyond me.

[–]swimshoe 0 points1 point ago

Fucking lag.

[–]MysticEnds 0 points1 point ago

Now that's just a dick move

[–]TurbidTwatCocktail 0 points1 point ago

Jokes on her. She gets the bloody facial later on

[–]Evilandlazy 0 points1 point ago

Can someone photo-shop down-votes onto that woman's boxing gloves? that would be a keeper.

[–]thadarb 0 points1 point ago

wow that brought back bad memories..... Just cried a little

[–]stokd 0 points1 point ago

I think my balls crawled inside me after seeing that. Ow.

[–]Carnivalgames 0 points1 point ago

I honestly got aroused

[–]Subnick2012 0 points1 point ago

Why?!?

[–]winstoncash 0 points1 point ago

impulsivley grabs balls out of fear