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[–]CmdOptEsc 18 points19 points ago

A douche can still be useful and is a sanitary device... There is no use for a turd sandwich

[–]flinxsl 11 points12 points ago

The turd sandwich has some good parts. It is not purely a turd.

[–]RUnerdy 7 points8 points ago

Well it's not just a douche, it's a giant douche, which makes it useless and adding a parody slant to the satire

[–]duckman273 4 points5 points ago

Many health care professionals state that douching is dangerous, as it interferes with both the vagina's normal self-cleaning and with the natural bacterial culture of the vagina, and it might spread or introduce infections. For example, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). Frequent douching with water may result in an imbalance of the pH of the vagina, and thus may put women at risk for possible vaginal infections, especially yeast infections.

[–]pesarchickr 12 points13 points ago

get ready reddit, this picture will be here again everyday for the next two months

[–]wspellmann 9 points10 points ago

This is every election ever.

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[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

Speak for yourself, Marklar.

[–]IfYouSeeHerSayHello 1 point2 points ago

Kerry vs. Bush was without a doubt, a douche vs. turd sandwich situation.

But Obama vs. McCain (ignoring Sarah Palin's presence on the ticket) was a choice between two respectable candidates. And Obama (now) vs Romney is more of, "Eh, could be worse" vs turd sandwich.

I'd hate to be so cynical as to think every single election is between a douche and turd sandwich and it doesn't matter who wins.

[–]Heisenberg6six6 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this too many times now, but which episode is it ?

[–]bodnast 4 points5 points ago

The episode is "Douche and Turd", clip here

[–]Heisenberg6six6 2 points3 points ago

thanks mate

[–]TedFromTheFuture 0 points1 point ago

Then who is Cow?

[–]8thsinn 1 point2 points ago

Paul ryan

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

"I figured I'd better get used to voting between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich because that's usually the choice I'm going to have"

[–]CloudNine 0 points1 point ago

People are complaining about overuse but it really is the perfect satire of the two party system, stupid yet so spot on.

[–]PzGren 0 points1 point ago

and yet peeps(sheeps) are still gonna vote for em instead of writing "fuck your dirty whore of a mother" on the ballot and invalidating this entire illusion of choice

[–]willybiggs2000 1 point2 points ago

who is which? ...Obama is douche and Romney is turd

[–]anders5 3 points4 points ago

Obama is definitely the turd sandwich. Because he's brown like shit. NIGGAAAAAAA.

[–]GluonJetPilot 1 point2 points ago

Michael Richards, don't you have anything else better to do?

[–]Killzark -3 points-2 points ago

I would think Romney is the douche and Obama is the turd sandwich.

[–]wilhelm63rag -5 points-4 points ago

I'd agree. To me, Obama seems a bit arrogant and pompous like douche, whereas Romney seems a nicer. Republicans don't really like Romney that much making him a turd.

[–]starberry697 -1 points0 points ago

NO ONE HAS EVER MADE THIS COMPARISON BEFORE I HOPE YOU FEEL PROUD

[–]GluonJetPilot -2 points-1 points ago

This comparison has nothing to do whatsoever with the current campaign situation. Except that Romney is The World's Biggest Douche.

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