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[–]xxmarluxiaxx -1 points0 points ago

Eyy repost, you suck dick and you're not funny!

[–]TheYoungDellis[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry I was not satisfied with my title so I decided to change it, I apologize if I offended you. But next time try to use a little less profanity it's a little immature.

[–]xxmarluxiaxx -1 points0 points ago

It's the fucking internet. You can't tell people to do shit. Most will just ignore you.

[–]TheYoungDellis[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes most will ignore me, but that's why I only ask you to stop swearing when it is not appropriate because it's embarrassing

[–]xxmarluxiaxx -1 points0 points ago

Would you rather I use big words and confuse everyone? Swearing is a filler for everybody.

[–]TheYoungDellis[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's just insulting, have faith in reddit and believe they can understand "big words"

[–]xxmarluxiaxx -1 points0 points ago

Why would I have faith in a bunch of selfish jackasses?

[–]TheYoungDellis[S] 0 points1 point ago

Why are you even on reddit if you hate everyone on it?

[–]xxmarluxiaxx -1 points0 points ago

I hate dumbasses like you people.

[–]TheYoungDellis[S] 0 points1 point ago

That doesn't answer my question, but ya I'm the dumbass when you can't even focus for one second and answer the question asked.