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[–]NextDayAir 53 points54 points ago

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

[–]webbeco 15 points16 points ago

Said the British.

EDIT: Wrong castle.

[–]Hypponaut 6 points7 points ago

Actually, the British said that. The frenchies were a different castle.

[–]Jucoy 3 points4 points ago

Actually, it was technically the same castle.

[–]Hypponaut 4 points5 points ago

technically, the horses were coconuts

[–]Spiffy313 5 points6 points ago

Technically, Camelot is a silly place.

[–]ZML09 1 point2 points ago

LETS NOT BICKER AND ARGUE ABOUT WHO KILLED WHO...

[–]Dead_Music 1 point2 points ago

Actually, let's continue.

[–]Swampfyr 0 points1 point ago

Technically, no one actually died in that movie. I know, shameful.

[–]Dead_Music 0 points1 point ago

Technically, you can cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.

[–]tom13dm 0 points1 point ago

*who killed whom

[–]Carter52 23 points24 points ago

those damn north Ontario mosquitoes

[–]steezenskis 9 points10 points ago

im pretty sure this is a commercial or something

[–]I_am_not_novel 13 points14 points ago

I came expecting yoga pants.

[–]woundedstork 8 points9 points ago

So you expected yoga pants, but you came to a frog?

[–]ovard 5 points6 points ago

why is this making me cry

[–]marx051 0 points1 point ago

bachelorfrog.png

[–]trevorparsons 0 points1 point ago

[–]I_am_not_novel 0 points1 point ago

[–]IonAnubis 5 points6 points ago

All I hear is the frog going "no no no no no nononononononononono"

[–]Asiansensationz 11 points12 points ago

Fuck physics! that's why

[–]OnceIHadACookie 2 points3 points ago

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[–]bo_jangles_mang 2 points3 points ago

Well played genetically enhanced fly... well played

[–]DontBanMeDaddy -1 points0 points ago

is this real?

[–]frostwhale 3 points4 points ago

it's fake

[–]dippy2 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dreamwaltzer 0 points1 point ago

Think about it for a bit.

[–]stellareddit 0 points1 point ago

Physics is a choice.

[–]Clearly_Im_lying 0 points1 point ago

excuse me, sir. God gave that fly the strength to avoid being eaten. It has nothing to do with physics, or any of your science mumbo jumbo.

[–]Tommygun27 0 points1 point ago

Correct. This clearly disproves the whole "survival of the fittest" part of the theory of evolution. Only our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ could give that fly the strength to survive. Obviously that fly was saved and born again with love of Christ in his heart.

[–]JeremiahRossini -3 points-2 points ago

Why claim this is impossible due to physics? While common sense indicates that this is unlikely given our knowledge of nature and existing organisms, why couldn't an artificial frog and fly accomplish this? Even if their weights match real frogs and flies?

[–]Reddickk 0 points1 point ago

Captain Oblivious.

[–]Shiki_Senri 1 point2 points ago

Nah, im fine without catching flies with my tongue.

[–]Logical_Psycho 1 point2 points ago

Super Fly!

Ohhhh Yeah

[–]ReadyPower 1 point2 points ago

I know that fly! Its Buzz Buzz from Earthbound!

[–]Twilium 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty awesome

[–]OriontheKing 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he.. (Sunglasses) ..couldn't swallow the truth.

[–]tuffguy53 0 points1 point ago

Poor bachelor frog masturbated again instead of going to the gym.

[–]facefryer -1 points0 points ago

I just brought the 888 upvotes to 889. I broke the awesomeness :(

[–]EvilShallWin 0 points1 point ago

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! IT'S SUPERFLY!

...Wow, that really sucked.

[–]LandonSullivan 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit.

[–]IAmA_Alien_AMA 0 points1 point ago

Made my day.

[–]dudejust 0 points1 point ago

I hope this is fake