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[–]Grizmeer 181 points182 points ago

Looks like a security guard to me.

[–]oOoWTFMATE 46 points47 points ago

There's no way that would have went down if it was a cop

[–]Afa1234 10 points11 points ago

it could've, just had a different outcome, like being tackled maced and tazed.

[–]Drawtaru 2 points3 points ago

like being shot in the chest 15 times.

FTFY.

[–]oOoWTFMATE 2 points3 points ago

or beaten with a stick

[–]enderwig 1 point2 points ago

Don't taze me bro

[–]rainyseattleasshole 2 points3 points ago

BANG!! BANG!! "Seattle police!"

[–]diy_tripper 40 points41 points ago

Maybe not... what if they just cut off the part where the cop shoots him in the head, sprinkles some crack on him, and calls for backup?

[–]nomofica 38 points39 points ago

I see you've been watching Dave Chapelle lately.

[–]HisHighNes 13 points14 points ago

CHIP, NOOO!

[–]nomofica 17 points18 points ago

"The robber broke in and put pictures of his family everywhere!"

[–]jgibran 0 points1 point ago

Actually it was "This nigger broke in and hung pictures of his family everywhere"

[–]nomofica 2 points3 points ago

That's okay, you (and everyone else) got it.

[–]whoevencares 9 points10 points ago

i'm sorry, officer, i didn't know i couldn't do that

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    [–]OhTheSweetTea 0 points1 point ago

    Security guards are shitstains to skateboarders.

    [–]WARGLBARGL 307 points308 points ago

    how dare you have a job and seek to fulfill your obligations at it while i willfully disregard the rules? FUCK YOU FIGHT THE POWER

    [–]de_klootzakken 66 points67 points ago

    he can't exactly fight it when he's skating away from it. but i'm sure he thinks he's a badass nonetheless.

    [–]NotVerySmarts 36 points37 points ago

    Yeah, but he totally gave that guy a stair down.

    [–]I_Feel_Pretty_2 -2 points-1 points ago

    It is okay, the kid probably dropped out of high school (cause 'fuck the system' rite guys!?') and will end up having to become that security guard to support himself and his family later in life.

    Circle of of life.

    [–]brunkerd 24 points25 points ago

    Pro skater ragdoll. He has been pro for years. Nice research and even better assumption.

    [–]TheAflac 3 points4 points ago

    I don't know why they are downvoting you. I'm with you. Ragdoll has been one of my favorites for years.

    [–]wilze221 19 points20 points ago

    Because the only approved life track on Reddit is engineer

    [–]Ubaralook 8 points9 points ago

    Spy sappin' mah sentry!

    [–]ZeMilkman 2 points3 points ago

    I believe medical doctor and professional fighter are accepted careers as well.

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        [–]Mr_White_212 9 points10 points ago

        If you skate more than a week you know how this goes and dudes just doing his job. No need to be a cunt

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          [–]cornedbeefhash 417 points418 points ago

          This has been posted here before. It was established that he is just a security guard doing his job. He probably could care less if they're skating but its his job to do so. Being a wanker to him just makes his job harder.

          [–]btp11f 20 points21 points ago

          Pretty much every single post from this guy is a repost or xpost of porn...

          [–]couldnt_careless 112 points113 points ago

          couldnt care less.

          [–]TomQ 12 points13 points ago

          David Mitchell summary of the issue.

          [–]PartyBusGaming 122 points123 points ago

          How do people get this wrong so much? Think about what you're saying, guys.

          [–]SirLoinOfCow 4 points5 points ago

          I think it's a case of both of them sounding similar when said out loud. Sort of like the time my friend said "mie as well" instead of "might as well."

          [–]hispanica316 1 point2 points ago

          Yeah that's the problem.

          [–]stargrazing 8 points9 points ago

          I think it started as "I could care less...but it would be hard" eventually dropping off the second half and if you dont know the origin it sounds absurd.

          [–]PartyBusGaming 17 points18 points ago

          I have never heard of this, but it makes sense.

          Regardless, the expression should still be "Couldn't care less" because that's what people mean now.

          [–]stargrazing 1 point2 points ago

          Agreed, it sounds stupid shortened like that.

          [–]brianarrr 2 points3 points ago

          Irregardlessly*

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            [–]vegeto079 2 points3 points ago

            Nah, I'm fairly sure it started by people just omitting the "n't" from improperly hearing it, thinking that's how it goes.

            It seems that when people think something is an extra syllable or two and for whatever reason don't see it as necessary they just stop saying it, which could also be the problem. Then it catches on, other people hear the wrong version and it spreads..

            edit: actually a good combination of both of these situations, I'd imagine.

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              [–]DrHenryPym 2 points3 points ago

              I think he used "could care less" correctly. Think about it:

              The security guard could care less but can't because it's his job. Pretty sure that's not wrong and doesn't break any logic.

              [–]vegeto079 3 points4 points ago

              I see what you're saying, but in the sentence's context it was obvious that "couldn't" was intended, and "could" doesn't fit as cleanly. Besides, you and me both know he meant "couldn't".

              [–]PartyBusGaming 1 point2 points ago

              No, he was saying the guard doesn't care at all (Couldn't care less).

              His job doesn't make him care, but he still acts.

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                    [–]bryntheskits 0 points1 point ago

                    Kinda like being a doorman, yeah I would probably let you in but we are shut and I cannot let you in by law. No, punching me in the mouth will not change that fact or allow you entry into the club.

                    [–]redbeardo 0 points1 point ago

                    "just doing his job".

                    I'm just going to go ahead and Godwin right here.

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                      [–]prettymuchdrunk 476 points477 points ago

                      This person is an impressive skater. It's too bad, given this picture, he seems to be a complete brat.

                      Edit: I accidentally used "to" instead of "too." Reddit, I'm shocked no one caught this.

                      [–]Bob_Munden 105 points106 points ago

                      I never really realized why people don't like skaters until now.

                      Not only is the property likely to be in trouble after skaters fall (and they do.. a lot), but look at the marks they leave on the walls and they really screw up hand rails.

                      Edit: Not that I don't like people that skate, I just don't like the assholes that think they are entitled to do what they please, where they please.

                      [–]Psirocking 23 points24 points ago

                      And using fisheye cameras waaay too much.

                      [–]TheFluxIsThis 11 points12 points ago

                      Skateboarding isn't really bad, but the skater community tends to be so counterculture that they look like they're being assholes just for the sake of being assholes.

                      Also, to add to your list of bad things, if a skater injures themselves on your property and you did nothing to try and stop it, the property owner can be held liable for the accident.

                      [–]I_like_boxes 11 points12 points ago

                      I remember kicking skaters off a community college's property while I worked there. They made some really pitiful excuses and acted like it was absolutely their right to skate there even though there were signs everywhere.

                      Working there really made me dislike high schoolers.

                      [–]markopolol 1 point2 points ago

                      In America maybe.

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                        [–]Mozartist 27 points28 points ago

                        Walking around Arizona statue University... with all the skaters around. it sounds like a train is gonna hit your back when they are closing up behind you, loudly chugging across the cement, segmented sidewalks...

                        [–]MeHateEverything 72 points73 points ago

                        Arizona has a university for statues?

                        [–]samplebitch 25 points26 points ago

                        Yeah, but nobody ever seems to show up for class.

                        [–]MeHateEverything 22 points23 points ago

                        And when they do, they're... wait for it... wait for it... stoned.

                        Bada bing. I'll be here all week, folks.

                        [–]furtiveraccoon 3 points4 points ago

                        We all appreciate your solid performance

                        [–]th1nker 4 points5 points ago

                        Yes, one of the top three universities for statues in the world!

                        [–]godlesspinko 12 points13 points ago

                        As a skater, I say pay it no mind.

                        Maintain course and direction- it's their job to move around you. Turning around, trying to move out of the way, these require course corrections on the skater's part, and they may not have enough time to perform them.

                        [–]cadex 12 points13 points ago

                        I've skated for 12 years. If you know you're skating towards a person/group of people who either don't see you or are too small/frail to get out the way quick enough then you should be slowing down and prepared to get off.

                        You should be able to predict most groups and if you can't skate well enough to alter your course at will with ease or be able to make evasive manoeuvres then you shouldn't be skating near people.

                        [–]godlesspinko 5 points6 points ago

                        I agree. There are different types of skating for different situations.

                        But this is no different from someone riding a bike in a crowded area, yet people have long since stopped freaking out about bicycles. It's also dangerous to sprint top speed into a crowd, yet it doesn't happen because most people aren't trying to hurt themselves.

                        [–]AlGreen 1 point2 points ago

                        But this is no different from someone riding a bike in a crowded area

                        You're right. But it's also illegal to ride your bike on sidewalks in most US cities.

                        [–]whiskey_nick 2 points3 points ago

                        A law which almost nobody in my state recognizes.

                        [–]EverHaveiNever 0 points1 point ago

                        I constantly have people freak out when they are hiking trails and i am mountain biking when i come up behind them. More often than not they jump into my path trying to get out of my way. So to any hikers sharing the trails with bikers who are reading this....we see you, i promise. Just keep heading in the same direction and we will go around you. If you are in the way i will slow down and wait for you to move or politely ask you to. Jumping across the entire trail because i startled you thus putting you right in front of my tire is only going to hurt both of us and i am going fast on a 40lb piece of metal and wearing protective gear....it will hurt you more than me most likely......rant over

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                              [–]thehollowman84 3 points4 points ago

                              yeah, i know im getting old when i start to side with the cops

                              [–]illmatic707 0 points1 point ago

                              Until now? Really?

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                                [–]stuckinthemicrowave 4 points5 points ago

                                This was posted a little while ago and a solid 5-10 videos/interviews surfaced of this guy being a complete twat. He's just a pompous ass who makes the rest of skaters look bad, unluckily he's also a great skater.

                                [–]epic_narwhal64 34 points35 points ago

                                too*

                                [–]TheKillerToast 9 points10 points ago

                                This video part might be one of my favorites of all time. His style was years ahead, easily one of my favorite skaters.

                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq9r0or2nTA

                                [–]sgrodgers10 8 points9 points ago

                                Impressive, but no one will ever make my head explode in awe like Rodney Mullen

                                [–]OldSchoolIsh 2 points3 points ago

                                Try Kilian Martin : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDH6Q22d1zo

                                Continuing the flatland style, but with a bit more street thrown in :)

                                [–]TheKillerToast 1 point2 points ago

                                I like this one better, he is insane. 2:48 literally blows my mind out of the water.

                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSbbY5ibas&feature=player_embedded

                                [–]BSchoolBro 33 points34 points ago

                                Impressive, but he's still a douche and needs to lift up his pants.

                                [–]TheKillerToast 10 points11 points ago

                                I agree tight pants sagging is plain retarded.

                                [–]HittingSmoke 14 points15 points ago

                                Plain retarded isn't giving it enough credit. Extra spicy retarded. New and improved retarded. 75% more free retarded. Retarded with cheese. Poppy seed retarded. Retarded with all the features. Retarded with chips. Retarded with a squeeze of lemon. Retarded GT.

                                [–]justmerriwether 7 points8 points ago

                                especially when you're doing any sort of athletic activity that would require you to have full range of motion. I never understood when people let fashion get so important they'd let it impede their own ability to do things...imagine how much better people could skate and bike if they wore fucking bike shorts instead of skinny jeans on their knees? imagine how good people could play guitar if they wore it at the proper height on their chest instead of hanging down by their crotch so they look like Blink 182...hell, imagine how good Blink 182's guitarist would play if he wore it at the proper height?? it's fucking hard to play guitar well when it's 3 feet away from your fingers...

                                [–]gawkbasher 9 points10 points ago

                                Actually skaters don't wear shorts because they'd get banged up worse when they fall. Jeans keep you from getting skinned.

                                [–]justmerriwether 9 points10 points ago

                                I can't imagine their ass fares too well when their jeans only go up to their knees, though

                                [–]TheKillerToast 3 points4 points ago

                                Meh I wear shorts when I skate I tend to roll when I fall though instead of slide. I also don't wallride 15 sets so there is that.

                                [–]hoopstick 0 points1 point ago

                                Then why not do this?

                                [–]koba1995 3 points4 points ago

                                Hanging your guitar down low might look cool but years later arthritis kicks into your playing hand.

                                [–]justmerriwether 0 points1 point ago

                                indeed

                                [–]active_aypathy 0 points1 point ago

                                I dunno about guitar but it definitely makes it easier to play bass.

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                                    [–]iDontNeedYoKarma 2 points3 points ago

                                    I think I knew this guy. On 0:41 in this video, he's skating at my old middle school Luther Burbank Middle School.

                                    [–]TheKillerToast 2 points3 points ago

                                    Anthony Scalamere is his name I believe. He goes by Ragdoll when he skates.

                                    [–]scorpion990 2 points3 points ago

                                    How does he take those types of falls and still be okay? That's almost as impressive as his tricks.

                                    [–]YHWH_The_Lord 3 points4 points ago

                                    Knowing how to fall correctly can protect you from most major injuries.

                                    [–]TheKillerToast 5 points6 points ago

                                    After skating for a bit you learn how to fall the right way I guess, skating really is under appreciated.

                                    [–]AndThenThereWasMeep 4 points5 points ago

                                    HONESTLY the skill in that video was impressive as well as the balls it took for some of those jumps. You seriously have to commit and he does every fucking time. Even after bad falls

                                    [–]TheKillerToast 1 point2 points ago

                                    Yeah he is insane, those falls when he is doing the board to board jump down like what a 16 stair? He is sick and he put his entire life into this video. Now imagine all the falls on the big stuff that weren't on film.

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                                      [–]newaccountnumber500 -1 points0 points ago

                                      lol "I'm not gonna stop filming this is my job"

                                      [–]furtiveraccoon 1 point2 points ago

                                      holy crap! how do most people manage to do this and not get seriously injured? I know it's a distorted view through that kind of a camera lens, but that's still a pretty fast speed to fall at in a horizontal direction, I'm guessing ~8-10 ft he flew and bounced and rolled

                                      [–]cookienomster 1 point2 points ago

                                      How the fuck do you have less upvotes than the faggot talking about pants? You posted the fucking source and if I might add a great skate video part. Unfortunately I think most people thought you were talking about his pants when you mentioned style being years ahead haha.

                                      [–]tenlow 7 points8 points ago

                                      I used to sympathize with skaters who get run off by security. Then I realized that with their extremely self entitled attitude they are almost guaranteed to sue the property owner after they hurt themselves while doing crap like this.

                                      The security guard is just trying to do his job. This time, skateboarding is a crime.

                                      [–]Kepgnar 11 points12 points ago

                                      Not true. I've been immersed in skateboarding for 20 years and never heard of that happening once.

                                      To put it another way, if a skater DID try to sue, do you see any judge anywhere saying "okay, so YOU came on the property and did something that is not approved or allowed and got hurt? Sure, here's a million dollars"

                                      Not gonna happen.

                                      [–]recreational 19 points20 points ago

                                      Lawsuits don't have to be successful to be expensive to the party being sued.

                                      [–]furtiveraccoon 5 points6 points ago

                                      Yeah, but how many of these skaters do you think have the money to afford opening a lawsuit?

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                                        [–]TimeKillerSP 1 point2 points ago

                                        doesn't have to be a million, just medical expenses. doesn't have to be a judge, just 12 schmucks who can't get out of jury duty deciding the uninsured single mother who's son made a mistake needs the money more than the mall owning fat-cats. and some for her lawyer. and maybe a college fund for Timmy. you know what? better make it a round million after all.

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                                            [–]finbarwaterford 1 point2 points ago

                                            It makes guys like Mark Gonzales all the more likable. The guy practically invented modern skateboarding and when confronted on the street, he has a real self effacing attitude that everyone is down with.

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                                              [–]ember5050 20 points21 points ago

                                              It's people like this that give skateboarders a bad reputation. I am a skateboarder, but I am also a nice and respectful person. Nothing at all like the douchebag shown in this gif.

                                              [–]wheenus 16 points17 points ago

                                              /r/funny doesnt make me laugh anymore...and its posts like these as to why

                                              [–]mike808hawaii 56 points57 points ago

                                              ... and then he rolled into the street and got hit by a car.

                                              [–]bgrugby60 45 points46 points ago

                                              A cop car.

                                              [–]is_it_ironic 26 points27 points ago

                                              Yep.

                                              [–]blacktoe -1 points0 points ago

                                              Are we sure about this? Wouldn't irony come from the guy needing the cop or being helped by the cop after the flip off?

                                              Flipping off a cop and then being hit by a cop is more of a coincidence, is it not?

                                              I'd appreciate discussion on this.

                                              I would call irony if the kid flipped off the cop, injured himself, and then requested the cops help for his injuries.

                                              Let's all visit http://thatsnotironic.com/ for a refresher.

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                                                [–]HittingSmoke 2 points3 points ago

                                                We can dream.

                                                [–]KindaOffTopic 0 points1 point ago

                                                and sued someone and won.

                                                [–]MrVenator 48 points49 points ago

                                                Poor guy, getting shit for just doing his job.

                                                [–]MAJORpaiynne 55 points56 points ago

                                                it would have been funnier if he fell

                                                [–]nddl04 17 points18 points ago

                                                Then comes the part where he sues the property management and we understand why the security guard was there in the first place.

                                                [–]KuztomX 122 points123 points ago

                                                Skateboarders come off as complete assholes.

                                                [–]arandomshot 4 points5 points ago

                                                Actually, its a very select few. Most skateboarders(me included) are polite and leave when its obvious that we're trespassing.

                                                Its just a case of the minority being louder than the majority.

                                                [–]gurboura 17 points18 points ago

                                                I think it's the select few that are like you. Most of the skaters around here, act like the typical skater asshole. They think because they have a skateboard they can do whatever they want, skate 5 wide down the middle of a one lane street then flip you off when you honk your horn to get them out of the way so you can continue down the road.

                                                They bitched and whined in our area for a skate park, my city decided to spend 50,000 on a skate park for them and bikes. Was used for about 3 weeks, now you're lucky if you see more than 2 people there at a time, and then when asked why they don't use it 'Because it isn't state of the art'.

                                                [–]ssnseawolf 4 points5 points ago

                                                Let it all out.

                                                [–]victordavion 2 points3 points ago

                                                Depends on the environment and age of the person, I'd have to say.

                                                On University campus, for instance, skateboarding is a valid ( legal and practical ) method of transportation between classes. There are tons of students doing it and I've yet to meet one that is an ass. They're polite, don't skate when near people, and don't do tricks and shit. Responsible adults I think.

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                                                  [–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

                                                  The minority apparently love to film themselves being asswipes and plaster it all over the internet.

                                                  The assholes are of the same ilk of this girl I knew in high school who hated skaters simply because she preferred to ride BMX. dafuq?

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                                                      [–]jakersbossman 22 points23 points ago

                                                      That guy isn't nearly as badass as he thinks he is.

                                                      [–]accidentalzero 10 points11 points ago

                                                      You have to be supremely confident that you aren't going to fall if you're even going to try that.

                                                      [–]NotVerySmarts 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Because danger.

                                                      [–]ElQuapo 2 points3 points ago

                                                      And that no one is on their way up the stairs.

                                                      [–]TheKillerToast 3 points4 points ago

                                                      That's what the blonde guy at the end is standing away from the landing for, to watch for people and to make sure his board doesn't shoot out into the street/anyone's car if he falls. Most skaters have someone doing that for big tricks like this and if you don't you are an asshole.

                                                      [–]Kanye_Westicles 3 points4 points ago

                                                      pretty sure this guy is still an asshole.

                                                      [–]htr123 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Look at the marks on the wall. He's done it before.

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                                                        [–]lalondtm 67 points68 points ago

                                                        I love how they are like "yea! fuck the police!" and then they get robbed, attacked, harassed, get into an accident, etc and then they are like "help me police"

                                                        [–]deep_anal 4 points5 points ago

                                                        I'm pretty sure they were all excited about the sick wall ride he just landed down a huge set while being blocked.

                                                        [–]redbeardo 2 points3 points ago

                                                        Yeah. I got robbed once, and obviously called the police. I know they had no possibility of getting my stuff back, they just needed to write a report so I can give it to my renter's insurance.

                                                        Of course, there are some police departments have cut costs so they won't even show up for burglary, car theft or vandalism charges.

                                                        http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-08-25-1Anresponsecops25_ST_N.htm

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                                                          [–]pinkwaters 9 points10 points ago

                                                          Fuck the safety of others, I'm king of the world!

                                                          [–]TheFluxIsThis 1 point2 points ago

                                                          To be fair, those guys who are on the stairs are actually spotting for him to make sure that no pedestrians get in the way, so at least they considered that angle.

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                                                            [–]el__duderino 18 points19 points ago

                                                            You're so bad-ass flipping off the guy who probably doesn't give two shits about skateboarding but is his job to keep the entrances clear and safe for pedestrians. You're anger is not misplaced at all.

                                                            Also, not police.

                                                            [–]bizbiz23 4 points5 points ago

                                                            I remember this being posted here before. It really gives skateboarders a bad name.

                                                            [–]uSeeWhatiDidThere 19 points20 points ago

                                                            It would've been so much funnier if that fucker ran into a pole after flipping off the cop.

                                                            [–]uSeeWhatiDidThere 13 points14 points ago

                                                            Or if that fucker face-planted into the concrete

                                                            [–]HittingSmoke 11 points12 points ago

                                                            Or if he caught on fire.

                                                            [–]Fusion124 7 points8 points ago

                                                            I really would like to know what happened after he flipped the police guy off.

                                                            [–]littlerabbitbite 27 points28 points ago

                                                            Being a douchebag 18 year old is my guess

                                                            [–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

                                                            Well, since he's not an actual police officer, just a security guard, I imagine the guard shrugged and walked back to his post because the skaters weren't dicking around on the property anymore.

                                                            [–]mybossthinksimworkng 2 points3 points ago

                                                            This place used to be a huge skate spot in Hollywood in the 90's. I used to do some work across the street and there would be skaters there all day every day. It used to be the home of AIDS Project Los Angeles and today is the Academy of Arts and Science. This is what that spot looks like today.

                                                            [–]MrFace1 2 points3 points ago

                                                            Skaters like these give the rest of us a bad reputation.

                                                            [–]Davinius 3 points4 points ago

                                                            I use to be a security guard, and people like that are annoying as shit. But after a while you just get use to them and shrug it off. I also skateboard pretty frequently and that was one hell of a trick. Definitely not something I could ever accomplish.

                                                            [–]aroundtown 3 points4 points ago

                                                            I remember the first time I saw this posted, almost every comment was the same as now.

                                                            [–]JavaMummy 9 points10 points ago

                                                            It takes a lot of balls to throw a middle finger up as you wheel away. It's not quite as risky or masculine as yelling at people from the window of a speeding car, but it's still boss as fuck. You're a man, damnit, so you're going to tell the other person what you think of them as you safely roll away out of distance.

                                                            [–]RzK 10 points11 points ago

                                                            What an asshole

                                                            [–]SomethingSnyde 6 points7 points ago

                                                            Yes, it was a sweet wall ride.... I just don't agree with the flipping of the bird. Why can't skaters just realize, there is places you can skate and places you can't. If you choose a restricted area, just know that someone might ask you to leave. If try own or are employed by the owners they aren't doing anything wrong. In addition, that wasn't a police officer so the title is incorrect.

                                                            [–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 8 points9 points ago

                                                            That would have been awkward if he fell.

                                                            [–]bonsmoth 22 points23 points ago

                                                            and then feebly raised his middle finger to the air while crumpled on the ground

                                                            [–]therejectethan 1 point2 points ago

                                                            TRAINWRECK!

                                                            [–]jeffgoodt 2 points3 points ago

                                                            Well that was rude

                                                            [–]Dargonatrix 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Someone please reverse this it looks like he flips off the cop, then rides the wall backwards. (I would but I'm on Alien Blue)

                                                            [–]Lhabs 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I think you mean "Fuck the building security guard"

                                                            [–]LizzyBeth88 2 points3 points ago

                                                            Oh lookie here, a repost by a spammer.

                                                            [–]EpistemicFaithCrisis 2 points3 points ago

                                                            Nothing says "Fuck the Police" like wearing wristguards.

                                                            [–]scorpion990 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I would have loved to see him fall and hurt his ankle, and then beg his friends to call the police/paramedics to help him. What a little uninformed douche.

                                                            [–]Tameee 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Wave to the nice pig Jimmy!

                                                            [–]Nyrb 2 points3 points ago

                                                            He was awesome until he gave the cop the finger.

                                                            [–]pharmacodynamics 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Okay that was a hell of a lot more awesome than I expected it to be...

                                                            [–]killermicrobe 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I think this is the only post/repost where the hive mind always defends the cop probably because he's dealing with skaters.

                                                            [–]Spliffage 0 points1 point ago

                                                            The funny part is when the blonde haired boy has an orgasm.

                                                            [–]SolairesApprentice 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Kinda looked like Andrew W.K.

                                                            [–]Legendoftbag 0 points1 point ago

                                                            saw it too many times

                                                            [–]Partytang 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Not a cop

                                                            [–]Deviljho 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Kids a dick...

                                                            [–]johnnyasma 0 points1 point ago

                                                            He should be arrested for having such a lame hat. Great wall ride, though.

                                                            [–]WiseWiesel 0 points1 point ago

                                                            What a bad ass

                                                            [–]ChesterChuckles 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Yeah, fuck that guy for upholding the rules for the safety of others! How dare he do his job!

                                                            [–]thisisntforyou -1 points0 points ago

                                                            I'm not gonna lie, his utter disrespect of property, police, and rules is just... Kinda sexy. I'm pretty turned on right now.

                                                            [–]67velle4u 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Oh man he showed him

                                                            [–]Leek5 0 points1 point ago

                                                            I was expecting him to hit a pole afterwards.

                                                            [–]heylookitsmykel 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Oh my God, he did a skateboard trick, but in front of a man whose paying job is to guard the property, and then the skateboarder flipped of the man! HE IS SUCH A COOL PERSON!

                                                            [–]Ovucado 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Spoiled brat.

                                                            [–]Gengar1221 0 points1 point ago

                                                            And people wonder why police shoot to kill. Stupid punk. Good skater though

                                                            [–]jimbobhas 0 points1 point ago

                                                            what a cool dude!

                                                            [–]SoupNinja 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Soooo the guy flipped off a security guard. Skater status: Still a little faggot who needs a kick in the vagina

                                                            [–]catskhiker 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Looks like security to me also.

                                                            [–]spamandramen 0 points1 point ago

                                                            i have to admit, that was a pretty damn good stunt.

                                                            [–]guitartablelamp 0 points1 point ago

                                                            I think he flipped the guard off because he was almost in his way, and could have caused a crash.

                                                            [–]FacebookScavenger 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I have you tagged as Repost Whore. You did not disappoint.

                                                            [–]Jinqs 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Right right they're destroying property... No but really tho. Fuck the police.

                                                            [–]dominicl14 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Nobody really understand that the officer tried to block him with his hand, so he had to jump on the wall. That dude isn't an asshole in that case, the officer is.

                                                            [–]gorrak_svensen 0 points1 point ago

                                                            To all the people talking about how they're skateboarders but they are nice and respectful, you probably started skateboarding because of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

                                                            [–]esstwokay 0 points1 point ago

                                                            S2000 that drove by?

                                                            [–]prettyraddude 1 point2 points ago

                                                            The douchiest Ragdoll moment.

                                                            [–]DontLookAtMeh 0 points1 point ago

                                                            What a fucking rebel.

                                                            [–]Buhnanah 1 point2 points ago

                                                            This is probably how that guy felt.

                                                            [–]Kieran676 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Well that's not very nice

                                                            [–]ScreechinSquaw -1 points0 points ago

                                                            Wait, what's wrong with police? Fuck the plywood riding brats

                                                            [–]ekimjr33 -1 points0 points ago

                                                            thats from baker 3... skater is jim greco

                                                            [–]SplinteredBA 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Sadly, this was pretty scripted, as the two cameramen following the skateboarder's moves at the bottom of the stairs proves. Still would have been awesome if it had really happened.

                                                            [–]charlieDaEnt 0 points1 point ago

                                                            I know it doesnt matter but I got you to a thousand karma with my upvote. You're welcome

                                                            [–]omegamanzx3 0 points1 point ago

                                                            number 1000 here :)

                                                            [–]KillaM701 0 points1 point ago

                                                            that's badass

                                                            [–]paper_towels 0 points1 point ago

                                                            This is so dope! Anyone have a link to the camera man's video?

                                                            [–]DerpMatt -1 points0 points ago

                                                            Hate that guy/ Fucking vandal.

                                                            [–]Shitty_Summary -1 points0 points ago

                                                            For those of you interested this is caswell berry, pro skater or roughly fifteen years. As a skater myself, getting recognition is all done through your attempts at filming and landing tricks in the streets. Sure you think they should goto a skatepark where no businesses are damaged and everyone's happy. Except the fact that this is his life style , his job & his passion. Not every skater responds to authority in the way he did because, well his sponsors pay for his tickets and he needs to update ads and commercials for his sponsors allowing him to not care For these people. It's all a matter of perspective.

                                                            [–]SolaFideK 0 points1 point ago

                                                            lame.

                                                            [–]earthenfield -1 points0 points ago

                                                            What is it that makes skaters think they have a right to destroy other people's property by skating there? Grinding fucks up whatever you're grinding on, you screw up walls, scuff up any number of surfaces. There are skateparks for a reason. Take it there.

                                                            [–]snatchinyopeopleup 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Wtb police brutality

                                                            [–]bonoboho 1 point2 points ago

                                                            youre supposed to wallride into a manual, then find some other stuff to grind while keeping your speed up. its all about the multipliers dude.

                                                            [–]Imsomagic 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Any skatebording gif that doesn't end in bodily harm to the skateboarder is a gif that has sorely disappointed me.

                                                            [–]RocketRedRocket 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Did nobody else see that guard put his hand out? He was trying to make the skater fall down the stairs. That's why he gave him the finger, and he fucking deserves it.

                                                            [–]bdemented 0 points1 point ago

                                                            SAUCE PLZ

                                                            [–]forcymru -1 points0 points ago

                                                            Where I'm from, skating seems to be an excuse to not have a job, dabble in illicit activities and generally be little punk bitches.

                                                            And those stupid fucking "skinny jeans" really don't help anything much either.

                                                            [–]MotherHugger -1 points0 points ago

                                                            Lucky he's not black, that boy would have been shot.

                                                            [–]rilie12 0 points1 point ago

                                                            amazing

                                                            [–]jarrad221 0 points1 point ago

                                                            That's a security guard, He doesnt have a utility belt

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