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[–]ClydeFrogOnetyOne[S] 119 points120 points ago

It's just a palm tree guys.

[–]Khiraji 19 points20 points ago

[–]JoeKer88 4 points5 points ago

I'm favoriting and saving this just so I can look back at this comment and the two following it when I feel down.

[–]ClydeFrogOnetyOne[S] -3 points-2 points ago

A. How did you find that? B. Reasonable Faith was me. C. Kudos, you found me out!

[–]AMV_Ph34r 0 points1 point ago

I had a Trapped_In_Reddit moment right there.

[–]nateandlever 0 points1 point ago

A. Look for my comment. B. /r/karmaconspiracy C. See (B.)

EDIT: PROVE IT!

[–]Deadly_Lust 26 points27 points ago

Trees with hands would be something i'd like to have around my house.

If a thief comes around, they will grab him, infect him with their poison, and slowly and painfully the thief will transform into another tree with hands, to join my collection.

Eventually the world will belong to my kind.

[–]kazekoru 8 points9 points ago

I thought that your comment was going to end much more sexually.

... Disappointment abounds.

[–]godlesspinko 4 points5 points ago

Well the way the thief becomes a tree is the part he left to your imagination. You're sick, perverted imagination.

[–]Halolamer 9 points10 points ago

There is unrest in the forest

There is trouble with the trees

For the maples want more sunlight

And the oaks ignore their pleas

[–]Doug_Exeter 3 points4 points ago

Not nearly enough upvotes, have another.

[–]Slammasam2 15 points16 points ago

Who went out on a limb to do this one?

[–]steezenskis 15 points16 points ago

you should probably leaf

[–]Tyralyon 11 points12 points ago

You're barking up the wrong tree pal.

[–]ElbowConnors 13 points14 points ago

Don't be a sap about it

[–]SirFadakar 12 points13 points ago

This pun thread really needs to branch out of its comfort zone.

[–]iEatIrony 12 points13 points ago

yeah, they need to go back to their roots

[–]AxeheaveR 10 points11 points ago

Wood you guys quit with these ridiculous puns?

[–]Ragawaffle 8 points9 points ago

Quit being a little birch.

[–]ClydeFrogOnetyOne[S] 7 points8 points ago

I've been pining for these puns

[–]Khiraji 5 points6 points ago

you people make me sycamore.

[–]itachi1998 7 points8 points ago

It's peeta

[–]Imakeyoumad1 7 points8 points ago

This post is a repost. I have called the cops and contacted the mods. You will be taken to jail for this crime. I hope you see the error of your ways.

[–]ClydeFrogOnetyOne[S] 5 points6 points ago

Yeah that's right. I re-posted it...on purpose...for the karma; sweet sweet useless karma. But they'll never catch me, I'm not going back to interwebs jail!!

[–]quailroast 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Peeta in the hunger games movie.

[–]IloveN64 2 points3 points ago

It is also a repost

[–]whyposthere 1 point2 points ago

...when you could be posting in /r/pics or /r/WTF?

[–]epsil0n 0 points1 point ago

Dude, not /r/WTF. They've got enough non-wtf material without shit like this.

[–]BOBOMB_SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

Is this in Wales, near Lake Vyrnwy? I drove past it, or something extremely similar, on holiday this year :)

[–]SparkySparkinton 1 point2 points ago

Who's to say that a tree's natural evolution would resemble anything human? Just sayin'.

[–]ThatGUY070 0 points1 point ago

Did u ever store to think... Thats a giant in quick sand.. Saddest picture ever.

[–]ANONANONONO 1 point2 points ago

I often go to the store to think myself.

[–]ThatGUY070 0 points1 point ago

God damn me and my fat thumbs. Its supposed to be stop.

[–]ANONANONONO 1 point2 points ago

When lightning strikes this tree, it will be the best high five of all time.

[–]jbass93 0 points1 point ago

I keep seeing that scene from "...and now for something completely different" with all the hand trees..

[–]Soithasbegun 0 points1 point ago

They're going to start developing mouths and grab wanderers of the woods pretty damn soon.

[–]kalebt123 1 point2 points ago

Knock on wood

[–]jordanrhys -1 points0 points ago

That would actually be a really cool tattoo

[–]digitalextrovert 1 point2 points ago

Peeta's getting sloppy.

[–]rozel 0 points1 point ago

beat me to it

[–]Trewq343 1 point2 points ago

If man evolved from trees, WHY ARE THERE STILL TREES!

[–]Deckkie 0 points1 point ago

maybe its a primitive tree.

[–]KryptKat 1 point2 points ago

You know what would be really mean? Carving a tree into a statue of a large man, right in the middle of some deep woods.

Imagine walking into that shit at night.

[–]Ubernook 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to think some guy was trapped underground for months, and the only way out was a tiny point of light, far above him. After days of climbing, he realised how small the hole was, and simply decided to stick his arm through and attempt to wave for help.

And the first person to see him, takes a picture.

[–]jsphere1 0 points1 point ago

peeta!

[–]ProfessorD2 1 point2 points ago

If trees evolved hands, then why are there still trees with no hands?

Checkmate, Evolutionists!

[–]JRG2013 0 points1 point ago

This was the cooler the first time it was posted...

[–]baileyjbarnes 0 points1 point ago

does this make anyone else think of the radiohead there there music video

[–]uhmazingphil 0 points1 point ago

I have a tattoo similar to this on my back.

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/23/6336f68b15c6433e8228ed5d912ea0c7/l.jpg

The only picture I have of it is from when I first got it and when Myspace was a thing.

[–]Zero00430 0 points1 point ago

Ooh, a set photo from the filming of the Evil Dead reboot.

[–]ArizonaHawk 0 points1 point ago

Gives new meaning to the term "Falcon Punch".

[–]steeler234 0 points1 point ago

troll 2 google it

[–]muffintopchop 0 points1 point ago

Peeta? Is that you?

[–]Bjwozza 0 points1 point ago

Peeta?

[–]DMC_Hotness 0 points1 point ago

Last time this was posted I wrote... "it has a question." I got karma. This time...

It's volunteering as tribute

[–]Mikeyoyo 1 point2 points ago

Slenderman was here, it seems.

[–]Slendy_Man 0 points1 point ago

And now i'm here.

[–]Mikeyoyo 4 points5 points ago

And now I'm running away.

[–]AxeheaveR 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me a bit of 'Cabin in the Woods'.

[–]mateslikerabbit -1 points0 points ago

That's the album cover of The Killers: Sawdust. It's not real!

[–]ImogenPaige 4 points5 points ago

[–]mateslikerabbit 2 points3 points ago

That was supposed to be a joke. Faked amazement doesn't translate well over the interwebs.

[–]spideralex90 3 points4 points ago

The idea is similar but this isn't the same.

[–]oNrG 0 points1 point ago

This seems more relevant in r/pics than in funny..

[–]WorkingMouse 5 points6 points ago

Or maybe /r/trees. They like trees there, right?

[–]MrCheezIt 1 point2 points ago

[–]golfing_furry 0 points1 point ago

checkmate christians?

[–]DeathByRequest -1 points0 points ago

Hey look its my arm.

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

So it would seem you have no fucking clue what evolution is.

FTFY.

Bonus: Retarded title for Internets--

[–]ClearlyDoesntGetIt 0 points1 point ago

Check-mate.

[–]jakevns -2 points-1 points ago

This is a bad caption, old repost. Nice try bub.

[–]ClydeFrogOnetyOne[S] 0 points1 point ago

Why, thank you!

[–]iAnonymousGuy 0 points1 point ago

Trees: 1

Christians: 0