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[–]This_Blood_Ocean 307 points308 points ago

And thus, Michael Phelps was conceived.

[–]crzystve42 30 points31 points ago

Only because she smiled. Wasn't legitimate otherwise

[–]huggableplum 56 points57 points ago

[–]GordonPhilips 3 points4 points ago

And right after his birth he was swaddled in a manatee-shirt.

[–]punchthings 293 points294 points ago

Dolphin rape is pretty common, but people always dismiss it like "aw what a silly dolphin!" Personally I think dolphins are assholes, and much prefer sharks.

[–]VaguelyCondescending 124 points125 points ago

Sexual deviant dolphins or mindless fish with razor teeth who don't usually mean to attack people, but sometimes do because they're stupid?

How about I stay out of the water all together? Everything is an asshole in the water.

Except manatees...

[–]ultrachris 142 points143 points ago

Manatees are less commonly known as 'The Grifters of the Sea', and will often run a long con on sailors and other sea travelers.

[–]onesimo_wizard 49 points50 points ago

Nature's speed bump

[–]ultrachris 20 points21 points ago

[–]VaguelyCondescending 18 points19 points ago

...okay so who volunteers to helm a remake of The Sting featuring an all manatee cast?

[–]too_many_penises 1 point2 points ago

I've got a few markers I could cash in. Let's get this thing rollin.

[–]firecrotch59 15 points16 points ago

They're also know as bitches, I mean Mermaids. Little known fact: Manatees are often raped by dolphins. But its probably because of the salacious way they dress- "that manatee is just askin for it, dressed like a mermaid and all."

[–]huggableplum 11 points12 points ago

Come'on, they're called Sea Cows for christ's sake! Of course they have low self-esteem!

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 11 points12 points ago

Shut up, Meg.

[–]catchingmanatees 15 points16 points ago

Finally my username is relevant.

[–]WhalesAreNotReal 7 points8 points ago

And mine

[–]Forever_Awkward 15 points16 points ago

There are actually incredibly few fatalities caused by sharks because they are somewhat smart enough to not just eat anything that moves. They investigate things with a little nibble first to figure out of it's something it really wants to eat or not. Just a gentle little hello, like a handshake with teeth. Apparently people taste horrible, because that's usually as far as it goes.

[–]IknowIhaveaproblem 24 points25 points ago

Well the dolphins rarely just rape once and move on. They form packs, drag the human underwater into underwater caves and gang rape them. They don't usually find the body.

[–]suttondeath 19 points20 points ago

Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

[–]wolfkeeper 6 points7 points ago

reliable source?

didn'tthinkso

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 18 points19 points ago

Pshaw all you want, you'll be the one dead in the dolphin rape cave.

[–]selfabortion 2 points3 points ago

It would be a crime against man and nature were I not to add this to nocontext

[–]IknowIhaveaproblem 8 points9 points ago

I am not saying this PROVES that the above is true, but unwanted sexual behaviour is not unheard of in dolphins:

At least 13 dolphins had periods of mis-directed sexual behaviour towards humans, buoys and/or vessels, and approximately two-thirds(at least 18) directed aggressive behaviour towards humans. Dolphin-to-human aggression behaviour sometimes resulted in such serious human injury as unconsciousness, a ruptured spleen, and broken ribs, or even death.. in several cases it was noted that a dolphin initially shy of human contact would.. become bold and initiate frequent sexual and aggressive behaviours with humans.

Source:http://whitelab.biology.dal.ca/lb/Samuels%20Bejder%20et%20al%202003.pdf, page 266-270

[–]In_Transition 2 points3 points ago

I searched for Scott Randleston in Boca Raton. Mobile white pages had zero results. All that came up was that same text about the 'study'. 7 pages of results worth, posted to random forums all over the world.

There is a Dolphin Research Center in Grassy Key, Florida, but that is nowhere near Boca Raton.

The University of the Atlantic in Boca Raton has a Biological Sciences Dept that does dolphin research. Perhaps they would have an expert opinion.

Other than that found a few videos, but many the same regurgitated 'study' that I found spammed to forums over and over.

It sounds chilling if it's true, but I can't seem to find any hard evidence.

[–]Icalasari 4 points5 points ago

...BRB, throwing trash into the ocean in hopes of killing these fuckers

[–]CountFarussi 3 points4 points ago

I read this in Jack Sparrow's voice.

[–]suttondeath 2 points3 points ago

Correctmoviereference.wav

[–]Kodyak 8 points9 points ago

I really don't believe you, if this was legitimate rape the body would shut down and sink to the bottom of the ocean..

[–]IknowIhaveaproblem 2 points3 points ago

The blowhole has ways of preventing this.

[–]baalsitch 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaaannnnnd this is why I am not allowed in Sea World.

[–]9212 3 points4 points ago

I was sexually assaulted by a manatee.

Do NOT go there.

[–]VaguelyCondescending 5 points6 points ago

You probably provoked it. What were you wearing? A tight little swimsuit no doubt.

[–]9212 2 points3 points ago

I'm trying to google the story. It's amazing how many times manatee appears on reddit with words like son, fine, ranger and so on.

Edit: Can't find it. But the swimsuit being loose, and mistaken for leafy greens, is what caused the near castration.

[–]Hayha 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure I would describe something which has barely had to evolve in millions of years as stupid.

[–]whatsmyPW 0 points1 point ago

because they're practically blind*

[–]dukeofsklarbro 1 point2 points ago

Shut up seacow.

[–]pjgamer77 22 points23 points ago

But not all dolphins rape, they have different personalities. They are considered one of the most intelligent animals on the planet.

[–]Fidena 55 points56 points ago

People talk about this like dolphins have some concept of 'rape'. Have you seen animal sex? It's almost all rape.

[–]MaritMonkey 27 points28 points ago

As long as we're on the subject of "WTF" and "animal sex"

Take this (yes that's Isabella Rossellini).

[–]Jpot 13 points14 points ago

wat

[–]biblebeltapostate 4 points5 points ago

I... I... THAT WAS AWESOME!

[–]itsgonnagetweird 2 points3 points ago

Well that's...something.

[–]DoWhile 3 points4 points ago

See? A duck's body just shuts that whole thing down.

[–]tinkle_sprinkle 1 point2 points ago

[–]quaste 8 points9 points ago

Animals often have rough sex when they get it on, yes. Dolphins however have been known to rape systematically. Like some males gang raping a female for days/months.

[–]99trumpets 1 point2 points ago

Actually in most animal species, "forced copulation" (as it's known in animals) is rare. Females normally do a great deal of solicitation, courtship, mate selectiin, getting into the right position, etc.; they have quite an active role.

Rape does occur in some species - in dolphins, yes, and also in lots of ducks, and it's been reported in wild horses and a few others. But it's really not that common. In most animals the mating position is such that male is not fully holding on to the female, and is not physically capable of holding on, so the female can usually walk/fly/swim off if she's not interested. Also, in egg-laying species (= most animals), females are often larger and stronger than males.

[–]eddie12390 41 points42 points ago

And plus, if it was actually rape your body would be able to shut the dolphin down and there would be no harm done.

[–]plantsaretheorigin 0 points1 point ago

If not, when you go to the mall you'd spot the occasional dolphuman.

[–]rathead 6 points7 points ago

probably has dolplomatic immunity.

[–]GordonPhilips 0 points1 point ago

It's been revoked.

[–]Samjogo 5 points6 points ago

Crows > any sea creature.

[–]kokowam 6 points7 points ago

This is actually very true. Dolphin rapes do happen a lot and it can be dangerous as they often do it underwater, and it kills the victim as they are unable to escape and drown.

Either that or that's been indoctrinated in me after that one "King of the Hill" episode...

[–]sex_with_orcas 4 points5 points ago

I'm indifferent to dolphins.

[–]I_h8_spiders 3 points4 points ago

Sooooo are we just stockpiling old shit and reposting it months down the road or wtf?

[–]I_I_I_I_am_the_owl 3 points4 points ago

For further reading see: reddit.com

[–]Nickdabig 1 point2 points ago

They also save people from drowning and save people from shark attacks though.

[–]punchthings 8 points9 points ago

Sharks save people too, man. Also dolphins often just gang up and attack sharks for no reason, and as someone whose favorite animals are sharks, dat shit aint cool.

[–]Reeses95 3 points4 points ago

But it serves a porpoise!

[–]punchthings 4 points5 points ago

Ha. It's funny because dolphin puns

[–]hayduz-shayduz 1 point2 points ago

dolphin rape caves. check it out.

[–]selfchosen2 0 points1 point ago

Dolphins not only rape, they gang rape. They will target young dolphins. They will also kidnap other dolphins for repeated rape.

As detailed in this documentary:

http://shop.nationalgeographic.com/ngs/product/dvds/animals-and-nature/animals-and-wildlife/creatures-of-the-deep%3A-dolphins---the-wild-side-dvd

[–]xandernator343 44 points45 points ago

Stop it Dolphin, you are drunk and NO MEANS NO! Go home.

[–]raoulduke666 83 points84 points ago

I remember when Hank Hill was raped

[–]D14BL0 56 points57 points ago

BWAAAHH

[–]Beegee7730 5 points6 points ago

But...free towels!

[–]rocco888 35 points36 points ago

We all ain't nothing but mammals

[–]MilosTheFilthyStud 9 points10 points ago

sweat, baby, sweat

[–]TkMyEyes_NotTheShirt 6 points7 points ago

Sex is a Texas Drought

[–]selfKontrol 2 points3 points ago

Can you do the kind of things that only prince would sing about?

[–]novacasa2 5 points6 points ago

so put your hand down my pants and ill bet you'll feel nuts.

[–]TkMyEyes_NotTheShirt 2 points3 points ago

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

[–]imn8bro 3 points4 points ago

Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[–]AoE-Priest 0 points1 point ago

It's all pink on the inside!

[–]Knuckledustr 66 points67 points ago

Dolphins consistently rape, kill, and attack for no reason other than they want to. Why? Because they are fucking intelligent. There's plenty of stories of dolphins raping swimmers [shit you not], or killing baby seals just for fun, or even each other, just because they were bored.

[–]pjgamer77 44 points45 points ago

Sounds awfully similar to another species I'm familiar with ...

I'm pretty sure personalities among dolphins are different, like humans.

[–]Knuckledustr 15 points16 points ago

That's what I was getting at, yeah. Because they're so intelligent, they have the capacity for both good and evil [as much as is possible.] They are the only other truly self aware species, apes are quite close, but not quite there yet apparently.

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE.

Edit: My apologies, meant to say primates, not apes. The idea was sound, just the execution, not so much.

[–]thejeran 9 points10 points ago

Bonobos and Chimps are self aware as well.

[–]SashimiX 5 points6 points ago

They are the only other truly self aware species, apes are quite close, but not quite there yet apparently.

Some non-human primates are. Additionally, some birds might be.

[–]TrogdorLLC 7 points8 points ago

[insert Onion article about tool-using dolphins here]

EDIT: Found it:

HONOLULU–In an announcement with grave implications for the primacy of the species of man, marine biologists at the Hawaii Oceanographic Institute reported Monday that dolphins, or family Delphinidae, have evolved opposable thumbs on their pectoral fins.

"I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, 'Holy fuck,'" said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. "That's it for us monkeys."

Aoki strongly urged humans, especially those living near the sea, to learn to communicate using a system of clicks and whistles in a frequency range of 4 to 150 kHz. He also encouraged humans to "start practicing their echolocation as soon as possible."

http://www.theonion.com/articles/dolphins-evolve-opposable-thumbs,284/

[–]Forever_Awkward 8 points9 points ago

Dolphins have their own individual names as well. Not only that, but they name themselves after birth. They play, they teach and learn, and there are even sexual deviants who have gay blowhole sex.

[–]Gallifrasian 11 points12 points ago

I wish I could have named myself after I was born.

I would have wished to be called Stormageddon; Dark Lord of All.

[–]callipygos 5 points6 points ago

And then eventually decided that you were totally cool with being called Alfie.

[–]Forever_Awkward 3 points4 points ago

Or Frankenstein?

[–]CappyFlowers 0 points1 point ago

Just to adjust this very slightly they do not as such have names it is actually a signature whistle which can be used to identify them. But they also have been known to copy each others signature whistle when they hear it. So we can add identity theft to their list of crimes.

[–]Darkelement 3 points4 points ago

i think dolphins had sex with monkeys and made us.

[–]james39 6 points7 points ago

I nearly drowned once while swimming in the ocean, due to a dolphin hitting me for no apparent reason. Scary shit.

[–]Ouizardus 112 points113 points ago

It's not rape if she wants it, and she seems pretty into it.

[–]ireallylikedolphins 10 points11 points ago

I am so jealous of this bitch.

[–]empgodot 35 points36 points ago

it's definitely legitimate rape then.

[–]rockoblocko 33 points34 points ago

Actually, it's not legitimate rape, because she wants it. The proof is she will probably get pregnant from this, proving she wanted it.

[–]ThatCrankyGuy 4 points5 points ago

"No" means "persuade me a little more".

[–]Xxzx 1 point2 points ago

Obviously that dolphin Screamed surprise therefore it isnt rape.

[–]Secrete_Persona -1 points0 points ago

Dude it's not rape this is just how they swim. They can't move any other way.

[–]DustyName 34 points35 points ago

When a dolphin does it it's funny, but when I do it I get arrested.

[–]Aschebescher 4 points5 points ago

Look how she dressed, she asked for it.

[–]Nathannlax 0 points1 point ago

She was wearing purple!

[–]dhusk 2 points3 points ago

Maybe you wouldn't look so suspicious if you stopped dressing in a dolphin suit.

[–]shamu2893 45 points46 points ago

Actually dolphins rape divers all the time

[–]nosehat 49 points50 points ago

If it's legitimate rape, there's ways of shutting the dolphin down.

[–]angry_squidward 11 points12 points ago

this video is so old, it was even on an SVU episode once. They used it to blackmail a judge for having "animal porn" on his computer

[–]Rankine 4 points5 points ago

Welcome to Reddit where reposts of old GIFs gives you unlimited karma

[–]The_Vagina_Whisperer 0 points1 point ago

"Oh, yeah, they show them this animal pornography. Really kinky stuff like two dogs making love with a cat... or a bat and a pig."

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish 0 points1 point ago

That was also on Equals3 (Ray William Johnson) a few weeks ago, since we does reddit repost stuff posted on =3 or fucking Tosh.0 ??

[–]iLeo 11 points12 points ago

I'm amused more by the fact that the people are stepping away instead of helping her than by the actual dolphin rape itself. Also, AMA request: Victim of dolphin rape.

[–]paetactics 0 points1 point ago

Submitting my interest for proposed AMA

[–]Expects 6 points7 points ago

There is no denying that sexual pelvic swing all us mammals do.

[–]Toucan323 14 points15 points ago

[–]Brian_Warner 16 points17 points ago

In case anyone was inspired, here is a link to a step by step guide on how to have sex with dolphins: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

[–]KiwiParade 26 points27 points ago

Why is that link purple..

[–]alienpmk 1 point2 points ago

it was in a 'worst things on the internet' thread a while back?

[–]Ataswa 8 points9 points ago

What the actual ongoing fuck

[–]pakchooie 7 points8 points ago

Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.

TIL

[–]In_Transition 1 point2 points ago

http://www.sciencephoto.com/media/149149/enlarge

Doesn't look very prehensile to me...

[–]Rubycona 7 points8 points ago

Why did I find that so arousing...

[–]Shniggles 3 points4 points ago

I've always wondered what it's like to have sex with a dolphin.

[–]Naryn_Tin-Ahhe 6 points7 points ago

Sometimes whole pods of dolphins get together and rape things as a communal activity.

Podraping: very fast, very dangerous.

[–]alephxero 5 points6 points ago

Flipper? I barely know 'er!

[–]stuihe 4 points5 points ago

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlaZis3KQl8

Conclusion? Dolphins are assholes.

[–]McMeanface 15 points16 points ago

Dolphins are the frat boys of the sea.

[–]timoleon[!] 3 points4 points ago

Doesn't look like rape - she's laughing ...

[–]Hristix 3 points4 points ago

Careful, one might decide to vivisect you and plant a tree in your corpse so you can take your honorary place among the rest of their dead.

[–]A-r3d 3 points4 points ago

OMG! Did anyone else notice that the woman turns into a man when her head touches the plate?

[–]Scrotesmcgoats 10 points11 points ago

What's the porpoise of this??

[–]mike808hawaii 2 points3 points ago

[–]dblpt11 2 points3 points ago

This might help. Humans against dolphin rape

[–]freeloder11 2 points3 points ago

More people are killed from dolphin rape each year than from shark attacks.

[–]optimism96 2 points3 points ago

So that's how Snooki got pregnant

[–]karpenterskids 2 points3 points ago

The best part is that you can see the look on her face as it changes from "surprised" to "I'm being raped by a dolphin, aren't I?"

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 2 points3 points ago

If it were to come down face to face, I think I'd rather be around a shark than a dolphin.

[–]t-shirt-party 2 points3 points ago

I never seen a dolphin and a whale having sex before...

[–]SilentSacrifice 0 points1 point ago

That canned squeak they always used in Flipper was just dolphin for "SURPRISE!"

[–]Jn1135 1 point2 points ago

Dolphin rape is common. Their penises can penetrate your bathing suit.

[–]MrDoubleE 1 point2 points ago

She looked to be enjoying it...

[–]radiofreebc 0 points1 point ago

He looks happy.

[–]FartOnToast 0 points1 point ago

Well dolphins to gang rape humans. It is known!

[–]AP3Brain 0 points1 point ago

I think I read somewhere that this place actually teaches the dolphins to do that as a trick. They aren't actually excited and trying to reproduce.

I have heard of actual horny dolphins attacking though.

[–]vegibowl 1 point2 points ago

God I hate dolphins. I worked for Club Med, this little bastard molested guests all the time.

[–]Mariahflores100 0 points1 point ago

Rape sounds violent . I think surprise sex suits this situation better.

[–]TheAmericanGinger 0 points1 point ago

yes indeed.

[–]GreatBigPig 0 points1 point ago

That's what wearing Eau du Squid perfume will get ya.

[–]SirMixOccasionally 0 points1 point ago

aaaaaaaaaaaand suddenly "dolphin rape" is in my search history. I hate this site.

[–]DuckSake 0 points1 point ago

Somebody needs to replace the pic of the rape sloth as a pic of a dolphin

[–]jutct 1 point2 points ago

Dolphins have rape caves. In the ocean, they'll drag a person underwater into their rape cave and gang rape the drowned body.

[–]nuffced 1 point2 points ago

No penetration, just a dry..er um, wet hump.

[–]markohfive 0 points1 point ago

Im a dolphin attorney, if anyone know this dolphin please contact me.

[–]That_dolphin[!] 1 point2 points ago

I swear she gave consent

[–]jglee1236 0 points1 point ago

Your honor, the sex was clearly consensual. The video tape evidence, exhibit B, clearly shows the plaintiff giggling and enjoying the experience.

[–]Faisal600 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if she was laughing cause it's too small?

[–]doeldougie 0 points1 point ago

It's not rape if she's dressed like that.

[–]mystikarts 0 points1 point ago

Naw, that shit was consensual. Look at her smile.

[–]badphish94 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't look like legitimate dolphin rape to me.

[–]ReadyPower 0 points1 point ago

Once you go dolphin, you never go back

[–]dumnezero 0 points1 point ago

Was this legitimate dolphin rape?

[–]masumaxx 0 points1 point ago

It isn't rape if you like it...

[–]VicRattlehead 1 point2 points ago

Bullshit, she liked it.

[–]redromina 1 point2 points ago

Here's the video.

[–]Glalies_Pajamas 0 points1 point ago

you think that's bad. I saw a manta ray have sex with a enploy at the aquarium.

[–]MK1992 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/ccDz8.jpg The story of dolphin rape caves.

[–]Wolvenblood 0 points1 point ago

She clearly wanted it.

[–]CptnCanuck 0 points1 point ago

[–]theunderscoreguy 0 points1 point ago

What are you? A gay fish?

[–]Axd0231 0 points1 point ago

Don't show this to republicans,.

[–]ybrik222 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure it was more of an attempted rape, judging by the look on the woman's face.

[–]TheRealMonster 1 point2 points ago

It's not rape if she's enjoying it...

[–]code_makes_me_happy 0 points1 point ago

Well, MAYBE he was trying to prevent sliding back into the water?

[–]zombiesatemylife 0 points1 point ago

So that's who got snooki pregnant

[–]Sinthemoon 0 points1 point ago

Looks like consent to me.

[–]Allenzilla 0 points1 point ago

lol sure they laugh when a dolphin does it but I get maced...

[–]The_Urethra 0 points1 point ago

I think the Dolphin yelled "Suprise!" in Dolphin language so technically its not rape.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the roosterteeth podcast when they talked about the woman being attacked by the dolphin that wanted to have sex with her so she gave him a handy.

[–]ihatecats18 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost6

[–]superdeedapper 0 points1 point ago

This is cool but not r/wtf. Its just funny.

[–]jrengle 0 points1 point ago

Not legitimate rape.

[–]wilbursaurus 0 points1 point ago

Dolphins rape, on average, 14 humans a year.

[–]tvlamptvlamp 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry -- her body will reject the pregnancy.

-- Republicans

[–]MrIslander 0 points1 point ago

He just wants dolphin hugs!

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 0 points1 point ago

This is even funnier with a beat bumpin in the background

[–]spar8919 0 points1 point ago

and thats how Aquaman was created

[–]7trXMk6Z 0 points1 point ago

dophins are notorious rapists and have been known to drag humans to underwater caves where they gang rape people to death.

[–]Dead_Music 0 points1 point ago

It's not rape because she enjoys it.

[–]LotharVw 0 points1 point ago

Well at least she won't get pregnant. Thanks rape!

[–]theamplifiedorganic 0 points1 point ago

Legitimate Dolphin Rape.

FTFY.

[–]xxthemattxx 0 points1 point ago

I've had this image for a long time and it's finally time to post it in proper context. http://imgur.com/tHKGl

[–]baalsitch 0 points1 point ago

DAE notice the dolphin was holding her hips with his pectoral fins while he was thrusting?

[–]shpensha 0 points1 point ago

To be fair he got excited when he smelled fish.

[–]ringpiece21 0 points1 point ago

This re-post legitimately raped me.

[–]EmeraldGirl -1 points0 points ago

You should check out the story of Margaret Howe and Peter the dolphin.

Over the course of two months, Margaret lived with Peter in a half-flooded house, attempting to teach Peter to communicate. During that time, Peter became sexually attracted to Margaret. As his attraction grew, he became sexually aggressive and unwilling to work on his communication skills. Manual stimulation leading to orgasm allowed Peter to re-focus on his lessons.

tl:dr; Don't give handjobs to dolphins.

[–]ChappyWagon 0 points1 point ago

It would appear so. I love how victims of dolphin rape just laugh it off or ham it up in front of the camera, like it's funny that they're allowing a fucking dolphin to hump them.

It is, though, I guess.

[–]limeymarie 0 points1 point ago

[–]knightofcookies 0 points1 point ago

These are all over my town. So the legends are true.

[–]Bluetiles 0 points1 point ago

Zeus was feeling frisky!

[–]cufish 0 points1 point ago

When this guy does it it's all laughs and giggles, when I do it I get arrested.

[–]SignatureSeries 0 points1 point ago

Oh, sure.. A dolphin does it, and it's on reddit. But i do it once...

[–]Googalyfrog 0 points1 point ago

yeah, dolphins rape a few people a year and are generally notorious for being sluts. My marine biology lecture told us this story of his friend who runs one of those whale watch boats. There is also this pod of male dolphins (can't remember which species) that also live in the area as the whale watch. Often there is this one female from another dolphin species that comes by and starts having sex will all the males in the pod. The red faced tour guide then has to answer all the tourists questions about why the two different species of dolphin are mating.

[–]xXxBluESkiTtlExXx 0 points1 point ago

Dolphins actually do rape people. I saw it on Manswers, so it must be legit, right?