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[–]dhardison 418 points419 points ago

I had to know.

Meet RIFF RAFF

[–]holybananasbatman 255 points256 points ago

I didn't go to high school, I bought one.

[–]wolfvision 130 points131 points ago

it's like my computer doesn't want to witness this guy. I tired to watch it and flash crashed

[–]DifficultApple 71 points72 points ago

He's pretty hilarious and self aware

[–]Unoriginal_Pseudonym 8 points9 points ago

It's all an act. He's the Andy Warhol of Hip Hop.

[–]chingyduster 41 points42 points ago

You were spared a few brain cells.

[–]InAlternateUniverses 52 points53 points ago

I dunno, he was pretty unbearable at the beginning, but he got pretty funny toward the end. He's just an act.

[–]eVALV 36 points37 points ago

"My biggest dream..I can't remember it it was so big like I couldn't remember it" - Riff Raff

[–]GagNasty 18 points19 points ago

haha that was the best fucking line of the whole video.

[–]Defcon458 131 points132 points ago

Fried okra, fried potatoes, twizzlas and otha municiples...

[–]Alej0 87 points88 points ago

I heard "fried Oprah"

[–]Soylent_Joe 43 points44 points ago

He actually said "fried mashed potatoes". This guy must be so high all the time.

[–]ElephantRider 19 points20 points ago

Potato croquettes are fucking delicious.

[–]sophic 176 points177 points ago

I am fairly certain he isn't serious.

[–]kkkilla 88 points89 points ago

"I don't go to the gym, I throw it around my house".

[–]ruhnay 151 points152 points ago

He started out speaking ebonics.. then slipped into like a british accent.

[–]humanmichael 35 points36 points ago

that is my favorite thing about the video. the transition was pretty smooth, too. it took me a second to realize what happened.

[–]yelloh 1 point2 points ago

That's what fucked with me. That's the only video in which you see his speech alter like that. There's the Cypher freestyle, where he does some fat lines and nothing changes, so it isn't drugs that does it... A dare maybe?

[–]stevendidntsay 63 points64 points ago

His eyes are so dilated.

[–]NorthAve 33 points34 points ago

He's rolling his ass off.

[–]stevendidntsay 27 points28 points ago

I think that's cocaine. He would be acting differently on mdma.

[–]NorthAve 39 points40 points ago

Look when he's brushing his hair and he comments about how good it feels. And his tangent when that girl hands him the miicrophone. Def rolling.

[–]CantSeeShit 20 points21 points ago

It would also explain why his stories go nowhere.

[–]stevendidntsay 14 points15 points ago

Oh, you're right. Let the downvoting commence.

[–]bin_slash_bash 167 points168 points ago

I'm still not sure if his entire persona is satire / elaborate troll, or not. Maybe it's somewhere in between?

[–]gg_h4x_ 234 points235 points ago

I met him at one of his shows in Toronto. Very nice, very sincere; but sincerely batshit nuts. I like to think he's an NYU drama grad workshopping this character.

[–]ADangerousMan 95 points96 points ago

he has a serious cocaine problem, which could explain why he's so nutty. But yeah, funny guy, nice guy definitely.

[–]flippanttiger 10 points11 points ago

source?

[–]ADangerousMan 48 points49 points ago

he's got a good deal of videos in which he's partaking. Aside from that, dude's got maaaajor coke eyes / behavior going down.

[–]McPiggy 12 points13 points ago

He seems a tad schizophrenic. But very funny. What show does he do?

[–]bringurown6pack 73 points74 points ago

you can't fake shitty tattoos...

[–]lastusernamewasshit 34 points35 points ago

Riff Raff is genuinely entertaining, not saying he's talented, but I get a laugh or two from him. Seems like a nice enough guy, and James Franco's role in his next movie is based somewhat off him.

[–]fluffykittie 49 points50 points ago

he's like... a Pauly Shore for the new generation.

[–]tacopartyforeveryone 29 points30 points ago

Leaning tower of cheezuh

[–]stopsucking 124 points125 points ago

He's actually pretty funny.

[–]brewmeister58 15 points16 points ago

Is he a character? Or is that actually him. If it's a character then I guess it's kinda funny. If it's really him then wow. That's just sad.

[–]jeexbit 71 points72 points ago

Some folks are truly characters.

[–]CunthSlayer 13 points14 points ago

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, regardless of whether or not he's serious.

[–]KevPham 18 points19 points ago

Apparently he also works with Andy Milonakis neato

[–]Trebay 10 points11 points ago

THREE LOCO!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Why did his accent change half way?

[–]marcg 4 points5 points ago

He reminds me of Adele from Kalifornia (Juliette Lewis).

[–]kodywiddak 116 points117 points ago

RAP GAME JAMES FRANCO

[–]Rizzlamuerte 21 points22 points ago

[–]flawedless 734 points735 points ago

I'm 90% sure he's doing a satire on how embarrassing rap culture is. He's simply too terrible and too much of a caricature of himself not to be.

[–]lvthugginatl 369 points370 points ago

considering he used to be is in a rap group with Andy Milonakis, I'd say you're probably right

click me

[–]Confucius_says 77 points78 points ago

i think hes just kind of riding both trains. He wants to pull in the people who are into all that redicilious mess AND the people who hate it. He's appealing to a larger market. It's smart business.

[–]tacopartyforeveryone 50 points51 points ago

I pronounced that phonetically. Red-I-silly-us

[–]McShizzL 5 points6 points ago

After watching a few videos, I noticed that the guy is actually pretty intelligent. The idiot jackass is just a shtick.

[–]kkkilla 174 points175 points ago

Holy shit is he the other white rapper kid in Waiting??

[–]abledanger 52 points53 points ago

Things are starting to make sense.

[–]zunetoon 21 points22 points ago

As a HHH, I enjoy witnessing your newfound discovery.

Andy is an MC, no doubt.

[–]enternetz 23 points24 points ago

True but kinda pisses me off, all the rando hate on riff-raff. 'Bird On A Wire' was epic but these kids will never know cause they were too busy critiquing his appearance.

[–]Read_It_Again_Lol 9 points10 points ago

isn't he like 40 also?

[–]Green-Daze 6 points7 points ago

37

[–]thomkyr 28 points29 points ago

but no he isn't i'm sorry accourding to his wikipedia he gained "popularity" while he was on the MTV classic From G's to Gent's

[–]munnyfish 6 points7 points ago

wow i actually remember that one moment in that show when he had rainbow colored corns and everyone called him skittles

[–]Krowhaven 18 points19 points ago

According to the internet, that guy is Max Kasch. A quick googling reveals, he doesn't look very much like Riff Raff. Just sayin'.

[–]prehistoricswagger 12 points13 points ago

Is currently in a group with Andy Milonakis. You linked to a new song

[–]ZeroBugBounce[!] 14 points15 points ago

Wow, the video was directed by Mike Clattenburg - creator and director of Trailer Park Boys

[–]dadanksauce 4 points5 points ago

We are Farmers is actually a great beat and it's pretty funny, the rap just goes terrible in the middle though.

http://www.vice.com/read/vice-premiere-we-are-farmers-by-three-loco

[–]Jeeman 8 points9 points ago

I clicked the link for the boobs

[–]Wild_Bulbasaur 50 points51 points ago

Dude's committed. He has 'Mtv' tattooed onto his neck.

[–]Mr_Quagmire 54 points55 points ago

And BET on his chest.

[–]MelissaPeaches 23 points24 points ago

But where's the love for VH1??!!

[–]Splash_ 10 points11 points ago

You are 100% correct. One of the members of Three Loco, Dirt Nasty, does a lot of work with a group called "Rap is a Joke". The whole thing is a satire act. A very brilliantly executed act.

[–]dig_dong 16 points17 points ago

I can never tell. Someone sent me a video of someone similar called "Little Debbie" but I couldn't tell if it was elaborate satire or completely serious. I guess there's little difference in satire and extremity.

[–]threeonone 24 points25 points ago

Lil Debbie is basically kreayshawn's sidekick. I think they're serious about it though.

[–]ckuiper 13 points14 points ago

Yeah Little Debbie isn't a parody of anything unfortunately. And the third member of their group, V-Nasty, is the worst one of all.

[–]pillbilly 1 point2 points ago

[–]mh1563 7 points8 points ago

I'm almost positive she suffers from some sort of mental handicap. She's like a cartoon. Well, at least, it's amusing.

[–]kungfukai 183 points184 points ago

I see your douche-god, and raise you THIS!

[–]jjgarcia87 77 points78 points ago

Does he have chin implants?!?!?!?!

[–]Godphree 33 points34 points ago

Cheeks too, looks like.

[–]EntingFantastic 4 points5 points ago

And lips. And nose.

[–]funkymoose 6 points7 points ago

Is that a real thing?

[–]Smeevy 50 points51 points ago

Is that Kraven?

[–]notacrook 25 points26 points ago

Kraven is so hot right now.

[–]arrogantninja 44 points45 points ago

That's so Kraven...

[–]undearius 11 points12 points ago

Everyone's cravin' Kraven

[–]Staplegunner3 44 points45 points ago

That's SO Kraven.

[–]toofartofall2 101 points102 points ago

That's Ricardo Fort, guys. He's "famous" here in Argentina simply because he's the heir to a candy and chocolate empire... so he's sort of a Wonka on roids.

[–]alpharowe3 41 points42 points ago

Best image I could find.

[–]bad_situation 5 points6 points ago

Fuck, I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

[–]stoned-derelict 37 points38 points ago

Douch-ifer

[–]ThePare 28 points29 points ago

[–]KillerInYourCloset 74 points75 points ago

Freddie Mercury would call that guy a fag.

[–]maleboks 8 points9 points ago

PRAISE BE BRODIN

[–]CopyX 45 points46 points ago

Riff Raff is king.

[–]onebillionlovers 163 points164 points ago

RiFF RAFF seems like one of the coolest, nicest, funniest dudes. He's always super polite and friendly in interviews. He might be partly satire, in that he is aware of what he is and how he seems, but I think he's mostly just a weirdo who does what he wants to do. His lyrics are so awesome and creative. It hurts my heart when people hate on Riff :'(

[–]Jnalvrz 40 points41 points ago

You are so right, he knows what he is and does what he likes. I don't think he's trying to impress anyone. Met him on Halloween last year, totally nice dude. Just bat shit nuts.

[–]dj_deeb 5 points6 points ago

People were hating at Mad Decent Block Party Philly, it was so sad... :( Although he did lipsync the first song.

[–]cluelesspuma 71 points72 points ago

He's RiFF RaFF, rap game Matt Lauer.

[–]ElGozz 43 points44 points ago

Rap game Tom Hanks

[–]DontBroMeBro 28 points29 points ago

Rap game Pete Sampras.

[–]wikkedwhite 33 points34 points ago

Rap game king tut.

[–]VeritablyClean 9 points10 points ago

Rap game Riff Raff.

[–]punk27 17 points18 points ago

Rap Game Emma Watson.

[–]VeritablyClean 14 points15 points ago

Rap game Dumbledore

[–]tucktuckgoose 6 points7 points ago

Rap Game Dawson's Creek.

[–]ashyjakk 13 points14 points ago

bring the rice out. rap game larry bird

[–]Sir_Marcus 45 points46 points ago

This guy came to my house once. He was shooting a commercial for an iPhone app that lets parents track their kids I think. In the commercial a teenage girl sneaks out to party with Riff Raff (in my backyard) but then her stuffy parents find out where she is using the app.

Not much to say about him, sadly. My drank a lot of my dad's vodka - with permission, to be fair - and his producer accidentally ate one of my dog's treats thinking it was people food.

[–]Zakk_Sabbath 6 points7 points ago

Thats fucking nutty man

[–]insidli 2 points3 points ago

Why did they choose your house?

[–]Nismo350Guy 279 points280 points ago

If you guys actually think RIff Raff is serious....

[–]insubstantial 14 points15 points ago

[–]Alaphant 24 points25 points ago

Seems like a lot of people in the comments do

[–]wolfvision 12 points13 points ago

Figured out it's a joke, but he's pretty fucking dedicated to it.

[–]HBZ415 130 points131 points ago

Someone who plays a "persona" all day....every single day.......can't really be considered satirical. He's NEVER out of "character". This isn't some Borat stuff, this is this guys life.

[–]coldvein 62 points63 points ago

He does play other characters too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcoci60Prf0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7OU1qtpSg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PI9cP7r5w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnpKRSyv6JU

Riff Raff (the rapper) is just the most lucrative one so he plays it most often.

[–]yelloh 4 points5 points ago

Oh my god, you changed riff for me forever.

[–]IceK1ng 7 points8 points ago

Like Ninja and Yolandi from Die Antwoord

[–]VeritablyClean 85 points86 points ago

Are you saying Sasha Baron Cohen doesn't live his characters? Pretty sure he was Ali G for almost 10 years.

[–]TodgerPants 209 points210 points ago

Well you thinks like that because you is a batty boy

[–]DNAsly 12 points13 points ago

BATTY BOY!

[–]fufai_ter 1 point2 points ago

aight

[–]HBZ415 19 points20 points ago

Not to the extent of Never leaving the persona. Ali G wasn't the only thing Sasha did, he was acting in other things at the time. Riff Raff never leaves this persona, NEVER. Find me one interview he isn't in character in.

[–]top_counter 11 points12 points ago

This isn't a remotely new trick. Andy Kaufman is the first example I know of. Most recent is Joaquin Phoenix. It's almost becoming a cliche.

[–]PuffyWalrus 2 points3 points ago

YouTube Bill Brasky an Dirt Nast never ending debate. I'm taking a huge dump right now and can't link to the videos on my phone

[–]VeritablyClean 6 points7 points ago

Well that wouldn't be part of the fun now would it? He obviously has seen that he can sell being a weirdo rapper, why would he want to be a debbie downer and stop making money?

[–]az4z3l 34 points35 points ago

So Colbert isn't satirical? We should take him seriously? Ok, got it.

[–]Hyperion1001 5 points6 points ago

Riff Raff is 100% trolling and he rules.

[–]FreshOutBrah 4 points5 points ago

Check out his song "Jose Canseco"... I have to admit that it's pretty damn hot.

[–]hermancainstoilet 49 points50 points ago

So it looks like none of you know who Jody Highroller is. He dresses like that and acts weird because he can make money and gain popularity doing it. Smart dude.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 15 points16 points ago

Just like everyone else who dress/acts like that.

But Reddit loves to feel superior.

[–]conformistpolice 94 points95 points ago

Riff Raff isnt a douchebag at all lol. He is bringing fun into hip hop. Not making it look like fake thug bullshit like you see today. You have him extremely misunderstood. He isnt to be taken seriously. He is more of a troll to the hip hop scene.

[–]Spacemullet 63 points64 points ago

Ryan Lochte?

[–]zippityzop 60 points61 points ago

Far more intelligent than Lochte

[–]Winzipp 5 points6 points ago

Hahaha, sadly, this is very true

[–]for_me_to_post_on 10 points11 points ago

Ryan Lochted-up maybe

[–]drdummy 42 points43 points ago

[–]Skid_Markie 9 points10 points ago

Did I just spot Simon Rex?

[–]iRenegade 12 points13 points ago

aka Dirt Nasty

[–]ac_slat3r 5 points6 points ago

He goes by Dirt Nasty and is beastin the rap game with 3loco

He has some sick shit on his youtube channel too, funny guy

[–]kennethqaction 8 points9 points ago

TIL Action Bronson is an enormous white man.

[–]DaOskieWoskie 5 points6 points ago

An enormous Albanian who can rap his ass off

[–]vamub 33 points34 points ago

I produced the we are farmers video him and dirty nasty did a bit ago. he was relatively cool, a bit strange but funny

[–]HBZ415 24 points25 points ago

It's dirt nasty not dirty nasty

[–]vamub 3 points4 points ago

Wow, thanks. Auto correct. Hes also simon rex

[–]onion_cutting_champ 7 points8 points ago

Any chance of it being reuploaded or are Farmers still being anti-neato?

EDIT:

[–]weidemanna41 110 points111 points ago

dont hate on riff raff

[–]onebillionlovers 70 points71 points ago

People hate what they cannot understand :'(

[–]Finnuel 11 points12 points ago

reddit still isn't over Lil B, don't expect them to even half comprehend what riff raff is about.

[–]timgrizzle 19 points20 points ago

Riff Raff and Lil B are the shit. You cannot take them seriously, they're just trolling people and it's genius.

[–]dudical_dude 7 points8 points ago

I never heard of Lil B until I was introduced to this bit of brilliance. Makes me laugh every time. Finally, a rapper who I can relate to.

[–]rich_bitch 21 points22 points ago

who is this lovely specimen?

[–]lucasski 56 points57 points ago

hahaha I saw him "preform" at mad decent in Philly... someone threw a bottle and hit him directly in the face

[–]ADangerousMan 29 points30 points ago

that's sad. I feel like Mad Decent's crowd would be the people who actually understood what he was doing, but I guess not. Also, you kinda typo'd perform. No big deal, i just figured I'd let you know.

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[–]lolbat 4 points5 points ago

[–]steenarie 23 points24 points ago

My eyes have no idea where to look so they are going to look away.

[–]rich_bitch 9 points10 points ago

Riff Raff is bringing ZEF STYLE to America. He IS the next biggest star. There. I said it.

[–]Palecrayon 11 points12 points ago

Looks like if Justin timberlake and snoop dogg had a kid

[–]Omnimon123 11 points12 points ago

RAP GAME UPVOTE

[–]bl00ddiam0nd 7 points8 points ago

Rap game Picasso. He paints a picture in your mind like it's Picasso.

[–]boba714772 9 points10 points ago

LMFAO "Who are you? What are we, who is life, what is, what are we? What does this mean? What is, why am i brushing my hair and it feels better than if i scratch my feet against broken glass?"

[–]rstuart88 2 points3 points ago

He's misunderstood.

[–]jlau256 10 points11 points ago

Love me some Riff Raff, that guy has an amazing chill to pull ratio. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSaVoZauuJc

[–]WTFWatch 25 points26 points ago

Faggots, meet your god.

-picture of OP-

[–]Interlope 6 points7 points ago

He's also Jody Highroller. It's just satire, yo.

[–]moneyproblemcure 7 points8 points ago

RIFF ON THE BLADE: CANDY MARMA LADE

[–]ivan35mm 9 points10 points ago

he has beautiful eyes

[–]yokopwno 3 points4 points ago

I didn't want to finish the video, but for some reason, I couldn't stop watching.

[–]DaOskieWoskie 3 points4 points ago

Rap game Walter Cronkite

[–]AutonomousRobot 2 points3 points ago

Speaking of Riff Raff I actually like this song: http://youtu.be/Gkxolne0U5U

Edit: In case anyone is wondering that is Andy Milonakis rapping in the song.

[–]NickyBananas 1 point2 points ago

Riff Raff is hilarious and wacky. How can you not love him? He's adorable.

[–]abrooks1125 2 points3 points ago

Riff Raff is an amazing artist and the voice of a generation

[–]trojandan 2 points3 points ago

BRAiN FREEZE

[–]Zeheve 14 points15 points ago

That beard is amazing.

[–]raddadz420 17 points18 points ago

Looks like OP is a faggot and didn't bring the rice out

[–]zoso471 5 points6 points ago

This guy is hilarious.

[–]kilometers_davis 7 points8 points ago

Never heard of him before but I just watched him freestyle for seven minutes live on a hip hop radio station and that takes talent. I seriously doubt anyone in here could do the same. I'm impressed.

[–]SquatzMagoo 3 points4 points ago

THAT'S FUCKING RIFF RAFF. He's not a douche. he's the world's greatest actor. And rapper. And probably everything else he ever does.

[–]darkmafia069 4 points5 points ago

So because I like a guy with decent rap lyrics i'm a douchbag? Fuck you kid.

[–]setauket 3 points4 points ago

that's riff raff, he's a baws

[–]sufrt 4 points5 points ago

riff raff is cool

enjoy your tool albums or whatever

[–]ashyjakk 3 points4 points ago

Riff Raff is one of my favorite rappers. He's actually a nice guy.

[–]Jmeisch10 4 points5 points ago

I fucken love riff raff. he has the dopest lines, when it comes to hateful words i got skin like a rhinoceros, diamonds on my binder 4th grade i was immaculate. he even has a song with dogbus called rap game michelle quan lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ibL--XSkn0 be amazed

[–]doolan420 5 points6 points ago

RIFF RAFF!!!!!

[–]goodguycolin 1 point2 points ago

From g's to gents yo! Lol oh I miss laughing at that shit show

[–]JamesDrake1 2 points3 points ago

He's an actual rapper.

[–]acidarmitage 2 points3 points ago

white ganondorf

[–]theghoul 1 point2 points ago

This guy is like the spinal tap of hip hop.

[–]anchoraroundmyfeet 1 point2 points ago

Riff Raff is the Andy Kaufman of rap.

[–]Nyrb 1 point2 points ago

I'd say he's like Mitch Hedberg on acid, but Mitch Hedberg was Mitch Hedberg on acid.

[–]Younggodfrey 1 point2 points ago

Riff Raff is hilarious. He knows what hes doing is a giant joke but he keeps it up and makes his money.

China Town, Bachchoi

[–]fl4v1u 1 point2 points ago

Why does it even exist!

[–]revel5150 1 point2 points ago

Shifty Shellshock eat your heart out.

[–]SeductiveLettuce 1 point2 points ago

8 SCREENS ON AND I'M WATCHING WALTER PAYTON

[–]hdeck 1 point2 points ago

i just spent half an hour watching his music videos...i'm totally in awe...he is my new idol

[–]RogerShakenbak 1 point2 points ago

Bill Maher's progeny.

[–]anoano 1 point2 points ago

hataz be hatin'

[–]oinkinstein 1 point2 points ago

I think riff raff is a bit smarter than people take him for. His Jodie High Roller alter ego is fucking hilarious.

[–]bawlzsauce 1 point2 points ago

SOOO MUCH SWAGGG

[–]ninjaholiday 1 point2 points ago

Amazing!

[–]coattails 1 point2 points ago

Riff Raff rulz.

[–]donald20 1 point2 points ago

Don't talk bad about Riff Raff, young man.