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[–]chokeslam512 61 points62 points ago

This gif cuts out right before the arched back sideways approach. That's too bad, it really is the five point palm exploding heart technique of the feline world.

[–]cydonia90 8 points9 points ago

I keep re-watching it hoping to get a better glimpse of that slick move.

[–]chokeslam512 4 points5 points ago

My childhood cat used to do it all the time to our dogs. He would stand sideways arch up and run toward them. Shit was scary as fuck.

Edit (example): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoubo9UqdyU

[–]cydonia90 2 points3 points ago

Wow, that's so cute and silly. :D

[–]letmetellyouhowitis 0 points1 point ago

the last second was scary

[–]2flyguy 23 points24 points ago

[–]yourdudeness 18 points19 points ago

For the last time, no, you don't...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_sINQ4Fxzw&t=6s

[–]Sgtmuffin -4 points-3 points ago

Came here looking for this, was not disappointed.

[–]El_Rey_de_Reyes 10 points11 points ago

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

[–]TheDukeOfGumby 11 points12 points ago

Those cats were fast as lightning.

[–]code4o4 9 points10 points ago

In fact it was a kitty that's frightening.

[–]TheDukeOfGumby 3 points4 points ago

But they fought with expert feline-ing.

[–]Boathead96 7 points8 points ago

Yeah? You want some of this punk?? Nah bitch

[–]immawsome 30 points31 points ago

[–]ElFritoBandito 27 points28 points ago

[–]Yoyo8 2 points3 points ago

Nine lives. More like nine cans of whupass! Hiiiiyaaahhhh!

[–]thevoiceswontstop 7 points8 points ago

[–]HustlerThug 0 points1 point ago

I always laugh when I see this, and then I remember that he off'ed himself after that video went viral.

[–]sumoshart 0 points1 point ago

Google search says that is just a rumor, just FYI dude.

[–]HustlerThug 1 point2 points ago

Well I heard that in the new, but thanks friend!

[–]sumoshart 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome! I had to check it out, i felt so bad for the young man when all that went down. I found many results mentioning his suicide hoax, but nothing on his death. Found one website showing him fairly recent, and stating he's a lawyer. The site was so sketchy I didn't link to it. There is an article at Snopes if you're bored. Cheers!

[–]HustlerThug 1 point2 points ago

Thanks mate! Have a good one!

[–]loondawg 6 points7 points ago

I may not know Kung Fu, but I do know crazy.

[–]saltycheesenip 3 points4 points ago

I don't care where this came from, or if it's OC, or if it has been on reddit a million times... I love it.

[–]nasomatto 3 points4 points ago

Show me

[–]billiecollins 2 points3 points ago

Eye of the tiger. Belly of the kitten.

[–]filterspam 2 points3 points ago

You can almost hear the dojo music.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 0 points1 point ago

I know kung-fu

Show me:

title comnts points age /r/
dance dance kitty 0coms 1pt 2hrs GifSound
I don't know karate, But I do know crazy! 7coms 65pts 15hrs gifs

[–]slowshot 1 point2 points ago

and several other Asian words.

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

At first it looks like that gif of a black guy with dreads doing crazy leg stuff while laying on his back.

[–]wmgregory 1 point2 points ago

This is like me when getting in & out of bed.

[–]james000vickers 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to put little people in this gif

[–]Oscar_obvious 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking something more along the lines of the Old Spice odor blocker commercial

[–]thatsnotpc 1 point2 points ago

Kung fu or intestinal worms.

[–]vinvin618 0 points1 point ago

I kind of look like that when I dance.

[–]Loyal2NES 0 points1 point ago

Waiting for the edit of little stick ninjas being fought off.

[–]lychee-twist 0 points1 point ago

That's how I dance the few times I go clubbing. It's no wonder I never get hit on except by meth addicts.

[–]fpzero 0 points1 point ago

Accidentally watched this while listening to Gangnam Style... was not disappointed.

[–]gkx 0 points1 point ago

I know karate. I know ju jitsu. I drive like a gangsta when I'm comin' to see you.

[–]popler 0 points1 point ago

Right at the end it looks like it's about to explode into a can of genuine kitty whoopass

[–]Shatokan 1 point2 points ago

I know Cat Fu. FTFY

[–]cleverusernamestaken 0 points1 point ago

How I act after I watch a karate movie.

[–]rhinorocan 0 points1 point ago

Ahuu, I think that's Cat fu

[–]NuktheDuck 1 point2 points ago

Catnip is a hell of a drug.

[–]MalihiniJoe 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like jiu jitsu to me. The cat is just waiting for the fight to hit the mat, and get the opponent in its guard.

[–]lameWB 0 points1 point ago

I'm Keanu. I know Kung-Fu.

[–]usr12345 0 points1 point ago

Cute kitty cat karate kata.

[–]teslabeatingedison 0 points1 point ago

When I read the title, I had to think of «Chuck».

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 0 points1 point ago

/r/aww is the place for you my friend

[–]I_Know_Kung-fu 0 points1 point ago

You called me?

[–]yingking0203 -1 points0 points ago

Oh look... another post involving cats... way to push the envelope.

[–]unicorn456 1 point2 points ago

[–]fries_in_a_cup 0 points1 point ago

[–]kungffffuuuuu 0 points1 point ago

Show me.

[–]DjWater 0 points1 point ago

more like I know brazillian jiu-jitsu :)

[–]BigChongaWonga 0 points1 point ago

[–]stingdog 0 points1 point ago

Put this on while watching the gif for maximum dance-cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86khmc6y1yE#t=01m05s

[–]Donny_Crane 0 points1 point ago

Catnip is a hell of a drug

[–]MobthePoet 0 points1 point ago

You better post this in r/awww if you haven't already. You would get some sweet sweet up votes

[–]scy1192 1 point2 points ago

[–]Robears -2 points-1 points ago

[–]uSeeWhatiDidThere -5 points-4 points ago

So...uhm...you guys find a cat having a seizure funny?

[–]shano83 1 point2 points ago

As a matter of fact...yes.