King Kong is Sending a Good Message to the Kids.

lonesome_god · 2012-09-08T14:45:53+00:00

He might also be saying eat some wood. So, there.

mrlobsta · 2012-09-08T13:28:39+00:00

What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly a tree down your throat.

ViolenceHero · 2012-09-08T15:37:45+00:00

[I always hated this movie because they overpowered King Kong. Godzilla would have easily wrecked him any day of the week. They made King Kong the size of Godzilla and gave him BS electric shooting powers, then they said Godzilla's weakness is electricity. I call BS!!! Godzilla is the king of all monsters and would never be beaten by a large ape. Also Jet Jaguar is the fucking MAN!!!!]

Benjammin1391 · 2012-09-08T14:38:47+00:00

I love how Godzilla flails about. Granted, having a stick shoved in your face prolly feels mighty odd.

BTW, you might want to xpost this to /r/godzilla before someone steals it.

GreyCastle · 2012-09-08T13:10:34+00:00

I hated vegetables when I was a kid.

Whenever we had them for dinner I would try and sneak them off of my plate. I found the most effective method was stowing them away in my pants. After my pants were considerably filled, I would stockpile the veg in my closet.

After a meal, my pockets would be loaded, my underwear was filled. I was up to my dick in peas and carrots.

Something felt oddly good about the heat from the veggies. That was when I got my first boner. Warm broccoli pressed against my dick, soon the broccoli was whiter than cauliflower.

I got back to my room and unloaded my vegetables into the closet. Then I brainstormed....I got it! I gather up all the old rotten veggies from my closet and laid them out in a pile on my floor.

I started to mush them into a pattern resembling a woman. I gave my creation features; carrot nose, cauliflower ears, and a mouth made from peas. I contemplated using tomatoes for the eyes, but decided that they didn't count, so I replaced them with beets. Then I hollowed out a piece of corn and capped it onto my penis as a makeshift condom. And started to ram that vegetable woman in the ass. I went on for several minutes. The rotten vegetables and my ball sweat created such a foul scent. A scent my dog picked up on. Soon my dog had made his way in, he was oblivious. Rex starts licking my asshole. I don't stop him I'm too distracted. His tongue goes in deep. Rex started humping me too.

It's turned into a three-way between my creation, dog, and self. I couldn't last any longer, I blew the corn condom right off, which was now filled with a cream de mushroom soup - same as my asshole.

TL;DR: Vegetables are sexy as fuck. I no longer dislike them, but love them.

I_can_engineer_that · 2012-09-08T13:06:44+00:00

Never thought I would see Godzilla get mouth raped with a tree this early in the morning, I better make some coffee.

ANAL_QUEEN · 2012-09-08T08:15:57-07:00

Then Kirby must be why kids are so obese these days.

2Dmurdoc · 2012-09-08T15:03:13+00:00

I loved this movie because King Kong became the size of Godzilla. King Kong was no where near the size of a building, while Godzilla stomped on them with ease. There was also supposed to be a monster movie, developed by Toho, called Frankenstein Vs. Godzilla

txapollo342 · 2012-09-08T07:42:27-07:00

Relevant.

Sapoe · 2012-09-08T15:09:38+00:00

looks pretty similar

moviedude26 · 2012-09-08T08:54:03-07:00

Relevant

NSFW

BankofAmericas · 2012-09-08T19:34:05+00:00

I'm sitting here watching this gif and really, really trying to figure out how this is front page material on r/funny. Did the thousands of people who upvoted this actually watch this and lol?! "King Kong is pushing a tree into his mouth and the text says eat your vegetables! Hahahahaha! Upvote!!!"

winback099 · 2012-09-08T07:13:06-07:00

Was this before or after King Kong started shooting lightning bolts? Or before Toho made Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People?

goofball_jones · 2012-09-08T15:17:45+00:00

Not King Kong...that's a dude in a suit.

THIS is King Kong:

http://i.imgur.com/Mwc98.jpg

duncdog10 · 2012-09-08T08:31:20-07:00

BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

kingwolfos · 2012-09-08T15:36:14+00:00

Well vegetables may be good for you, but as Sleeping Dogs has taught me: A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man.

thesugardealers · 2012-09-08T08:37:06-07:00

HAHA! I still have this movie on VHS!!!

MrFish291 · 2012-09-08T15:39:00+00:00

My grandma always told me brocolli was just a collection of little trees to get me to eat them.

It seems King Kong's trying a similar approach.

OpticalReality · 2012-09-08T08:42:16-07:00

KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!

Infernal_NightGaunt · 2012-09-08T08:47:55-07:00

Amazing movie btw.

MrAgoo · 2012-09-08T08:57:47-07:00

but will it blend?

ChaoticFiend · 2012-09-08T08:59:58-07:00

"King Kong ain't got shit on me"

bk404 · 2012-09-08T09:05:44-07:00

Aaaand save image as...

megamoose4 · 2012-09-08T09:06:06-07:00

I prefer to smoke mine, he he he.

Smithburg01 · 2012-09-08T16:06:31+00:00

I think this made me laugh way more than it should have

FlaccidCucumber · 2012-09-08T09:06:39-07:00

More like : PRACTISE BLOWJOBS WITH STICKSSSS

DontBroMeBro · 2012-09-08T09:06:52-07:00

TIL Godzilla can deep throat.

lizardwizardboy97 · 2012-09-08T09:07:09-07:00

oold idiet

eat-your-corn-syrup · 2012-09-08T16:07:50+00:00

sofakingclassic · 2012-09-08T16:09:01+00:00

I dont understand why they brought back King Kong (a bigger version of an animal that still exists today) and not the t-rex (a fucking dinosaur).

rapitkon · 2012-09-08T09:11:29-07:00

i like vegetables

pottyaboutpotter1 · 2012-09-08T09:12:38-07:00

Okay now THAT was funny!

IAmAStatistician · 2012-09-08T09:15:01-07:00

Over 70% of the children that live in Asia are malnourished.

draivaden · 2012-09-08T09:16:23-07:00

REPTAR! NOOOOOOO

BloodyNobody · 2012-09-08T09:18:10-07:00

♪ You gotta eat your vegetables ♪

GiantmonsterEric · 2012-09-08T16:22:36+00:00

As a huge Godzilla fan I am inclined to appreciate the hell out of this. Thank you for this!

21nipples · 2012-09-08T09:24:36-07:00

Or choke on them

menomenaa · 2012-09-08T09:27:23-07:00

Because of how unfamiliar it looks to me (I'm 22), the oddity of those costumes and the creepy way they move and lurch around, I actually think this is scarier and in some ways more entertaining than the cgi monster movies that come out. I would love to see a movie made in this style, today. On purpose and not just because it's the only available methods.

zombierror · 2012-09-08T09:47:19-07:00

This image makes my day :)

lukenog · 2012-09-08T09:48:06-07:00

post this on r/godzilla or r/kaiju

rorygs · 2012-09-08T09:54:03-07:00

That's some strange use of capital letters.

BaronLaladedo · 2012-09-08T16:54:36+00:00

So did Clones of Bruce Lee, and look what happened to the bronze guys.

Black-Box · 2012-09-08T10:03:42-07:00

Considering the Roots are going in first and still covered in dirt. I think the real message is EAT DIRT!

epicpants · 2012-09-08T17:10:48+00:00

I've seen this 100 times... how does this repost always get to the top.... oh yeah, because I can't help myself. Too good to not upvote.

ShowMeYourSheep · 2012-09-08T17:12:15+00:00

You're killing him, Michael!

Mr_Mimiseku · 2012-09-08T10:21:58-07:00

Gif saved. Someday, somewhere, this gif will be relevant.

BlackFire210 · 2012-09-08T17:28:22+00:00

This made me eat vegetables again.

PlaysSnDnaked · 2012-09-08T10:33:19-07:00

It's either that or deapthroating

DaSeraph · 2012-09-08T10:47:20-07:00

They first tried this with the tree on fire, but weren't sure 'smoke trees' should really be a message to the kids.

ThepIGOFmigS261468 · 2012-09-08T11:03:21-07:00

Monster porn...

FlaccidJustice · 2012-09-08T18:07:35+00:00

i hated this movie so much... I own every Godzilla movie. However this one and son of Godzilla pissed me off so bad. also side note whoevers name comes first wins "King Kong vs Godzilla"

RobPro1 · 2012-09-08T18:22:20+00:00

I came here to see comments about a GIF I can no longer remember because my mind has become full of impleasant images of a boy fucking a vegetable woman, with a corn condom whilst being fucked by his dog. What? Why? Why is that voted up 210 times. Why. What the fuck. No. Why. What is wrong with you. Wtf.

Kriicz · 2012-09-08T11:42:15-07:00

Or... practice your gag reflex.

sonofapants · 2012-09-08T11:58:08-07:00

Can we stop reposting this under different headings? Am I the only one around here who's seen this at least 4 times?

coalitionofilling · 2012-09-08T19:40:31+00:00

Never saw this movie.. I don't get it. How are they the same size? King kong is a little monkey on the top of a building, Godzilla is a giant lizard literally the size of buildings, knocking them down as he walks by. Please fill me in.

kuningata · 2012-09-08T15:25:19-07:00

Deepthroating a tree...

ThePhenix · 2012-09-08T22:32:29+00:00

I like this GIF.

jcro123 · 2012-09-09T01:01:51+00:00

Downvoted, for it not being King Kong.

inpsytful · 2012-09-09T03:45:05+00:00

That's what's up, King Kong reppin' the vegans.

FUiLoveAdventureTime · 2012-09-08T15:37:00+00:00

Repost.

PorchMonkeyKike · 2012-09-08T12:45:44+00:00

The hardest part about eating vegetables is the wheelchair

masonryc · 2012-09-08T14:54:40+00:00

needs a brazzers logo

meatpie_lover · 2012-09-08T13:19:00+00:00

Tree serves a day.

BlusteryEmu · 2012-09-08T08:00:07-07:00

King Kong ain't got shit on me!

racistnigger1 · 2012-09-08T17:12:30+00:00

repost of a repost of a repost...

OP

a200ftmonster · 2012-09-08T07:28:43-07:00

I need this for the next time I get into a political debate on facebook.

isaac1997 · 2012-09-08T07:54:28-07:00

HOLY GODFUCKA you made my day… get it? Godzilla=Godfucka no? Fuck you.

Ayavaron · 2012-09-08T05:52:46-07:00

A tree isn't vegetables.

EDIT: I mean I guess a tree is technically vegetable life but you all know what I meant.

EDIT 2: Is it the grammar police? Because I didn't put "vegetables" in quotes above? Would that have pleased you pedants?

psyEDk · 2012-09-08T15:28:21+00:00

hahaha omg, this is fucking awesome

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
King Kong is Sending a Good Message to the Kids.	177^coms	1829^pts	11^hrs	funny
How i felt as little kid at the dinner table.	3^coms	84^pts	9^dys	gifs
But moommmm	0^coms	4^pts	13^dys	funny
Pretend they're little trees!	14^coms	823^pts	2^mos	funny
HIFW I take the kids I babysit out to lunch	7^coms	439^pts	2^mos	HIFW
Be healthy, kids.	8^coms	1070^pts	2^mos	gifs

funny

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