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[–]SixWhiteLies 4 points5 points ago

Shit really?

And here was me thinking that all celebrities had pouches on their stomachs like fuckin' kangaroos.

[–]alkoid 3 points4 points ago

I am shocked. Where are the magic little elves that are supposed to carry stuf for them?

[–]serafina32 0 points1 point ago

I am shocked that you guys don't realize this is a repost from a few months ago. Automatic down vote on my part.

[–]1deutschbag 2 points3 points ago

I thought they would hire people to do the dirty jobs for them.wonder if they wipe with toilet paper?

[–]Asiansensationz 2 points3 points ago

Just like us!!! O_O

[–]Hammerwinn 1 point2 points ago

GASP

[–]JintarmLubu 1 point2 points ago

I guess one of the "carriers" had to go to the bathroom, luckily he only had to pass it to one of the other 3...

[–]bonkai2010 1 point2 points ago

fuck i thought they were from space and food is just beamed to there house

[–]crazy8s_stl_erie 1 point2 points ago

One of us....one of us