"Teeths" - one of the most epic pictures I've seen

fezbeast · 2012-09-08T13:56:14+00:00

regardless of its position in the photo, that piranha still looks like it's about to fuck that croc up

chekkers · 2012-09-08T14:10:49+00:00

And as the fish was flying through the air his only thought was: "oh darn, not again."

mickp3 · 2012-09-08T07:14:26-07:00

But who will win the ultimate battle against plaque???

Eeku · 2012-09-08T14:26:48+00:00

I imagine that piranha making a dash for the throat of that croc while screaming "Imma fuck you up, bitch!".

green_cheese · 2012-09-08T14:35:16+00:00

Tooth, teeth.

Baberooz · 2012-09-08T07:09:55-07:00

In my head, the piranha has the voice of Chris Tucker

PrisonmikeY · 2012-09-08T15:41:14+00:00

You are a shameless karma whore. I see 5+ submissions from you a day, all of them photographs and none taken by you. You remind me of potato in my anus.i hate you both.

Polite_Toad · 2012-09-08T14:22:26+00:00

Damn Nature, You Scary!

irate_and_trippin · 2012-09-08T03:44:22-07:00

One of the few times I would feel bad for a piranha.

Beanie7291 · 2012-09-08T07:41:53-07:00

That piranha clearly looks like this battle isn't over. "you wanna play? Let's play"

trampus1 · 2012-09-08T15:36:05+00:00

Ignore his username kids, he's just an average karmawhore.

codanfor · 2012-09-08T18:43:42+00:00

"Hello Beastie"

wallieburger · 2012-09-08T15:21:05+00:00

two words

face swap.

Tioafox · 2012-09-08T07:23:32-07:00

I just caymed...

TerraRyan11 · 2012-09-08T07:57:14-07:00

hahahahah that fish looks pissed as fuck

dakotacali · 2012-09-08T08:20:18-07:00

As a piranha I can say that crocs going to have the shits for weeks. We have a terrible diet

kukukele · 2012-09-08T08:38:30-07:00

All them teeth and no toothbrush

Gonza200 · 2012-09-08T08:43:42-07:00

It's a cayman not a crocodile

AdVanc3d · 2012-09-08T14:20:38+00:00

Yep, that's a dead crocodile.

JohnnyFontane · 2012-09-08T06:59:49-07:00

And judging by your account's name, you've seen a lot!

tigerbird · 2012-09-08T07:39:17-07:00

The piranha will eat his way out.

HOLYmcCOWan · 2012-09-08T07:55:19-07:00

Thats gonna hurt going down

asternemeraldink · 2012-09-08T08:02:44-07:00

This is the one to replace the faded bear catching fish one in my dentist's office.

2LabsGuy · 2012-09-08T08:11:07-07:00

That's gonna be a painful poop.

d310 · 2012-09-08T08:23:50-07:00

Even if you kill me, there will be thousands more of me!

TheOddGod · 2012-09-08T15:25:32+00:00

"Once more, into the fray..."

YawnDogg · 2012-09-08T08:27:48-07:00

OP name fail.

FeverRay · 2012-09-08T08:28:16-07:00

This is the toughest fish I've ever seen.

aMpeX · 2012-09-08T08:40:48-07:00

piranha looks like "aawwww great!"

hijessicarose · 2012-09-08T08:44:28-07:00

Piranha: "So.. we meet again."

Zeeboon · 2012-09-08T08:45:54-07:00

So epic that we need a double plural for the word "tooth".

StayFunky · 2012-09-08T08:46:58-07:00

I love the startled look on the gator's face, and the "that's right bitch" look on the Pirhana.

Spiderdan · 2012-09-08T08:50:16-07:00

Wait a second, this isn't nsfw porn! What are you playing at, OP?

wseeg · 2012-09-08T08:56:16-07:00

It is a good day to die.

Temkin · 2012-09-08T08:58:10-07:00

My money's on the croc.

Spiff69 · 2012-09-08T08:58:57-07:00

Awwww, look, they're friends!

Apply_For_Creddit · 2012-09-08T15:59:08+00:00

EYE OF THE TIGER...(insert the rest of the song).

S1ayer · 2012-09-08T09:03:49-07:00

The timing on that in incredible, but there's always something I have wondered about people who try and get these pictures for magazines and the news. Why not just use a slow motion camera and take screen caps from that?

Surely there must be a slow motion camera that constantly captures, saves, and erases the data. Then when something happens you can push a button to save the last few seconds?

lucas-hanson · 2012-09-08T09:05:46-07:00

*Teefs

undercoverhugger · 2012-09-08T16:06:06+00:00

Those who live by the tooth...

Dargonatrix · 2012-09-08T09:10:33-07:00

Glad to see your still expanding your horizons NSFW_PORN_ONLY

Greasy · 2012-09-08T09:14:14-07:00

If I have a daughter, I'll name her "Yitte" after this photo.

lopezZ · 2012-09-08T09:17:14-07:00

You are betraying your username. Shame on you

Edit: also, amazing picture indeed

RyCohSuave · 2012-09-08T16:18:32+00:00

But did the fish die?!

aoneandatwo · 2012-09-08T16:24:30+00:00

This reminds me of that time I was at at Indian buffet and misunderstood a label by a particular dish of what turned out to be lava with spikes in it.

marac2803 · 2012-09-08T09:24:36-07:00

I trust your username and will try to fap to this.

blackytemp · 2012-09-08T16:25:44+00:00

LITERALLY EPIC AMIRITE?

CatHairEverywhere · 2012-09-08T16:26:03+00:00

Please don't call anything "epic". Please.

mechukulele · 2012-09-08T16:27:00+00:00

You are tearing up the front page these days.

Jamescovey · 2012-09-08T09:30:33-07:00

The piranha seems to know it's over.

Sardonicious · 2012-09-08T09:35:28-07:00

For a second I thought someone had shopped legs onto the fish. Looked like something out of Gyo.

theclumsyninja · 2012-09-08T09:36:43-07:00

I'm a piranha

ricemilk · 2012-09-08T09:42:29-07:00

Who will win?!?

Nyrb · 2012-09-08T09:43:23-07:00

There is not s at the end of teeth. It is either teeth or tooth. This title is SO irritating.

w00tZy · 2012-09-08T09:45:42-07:00

The fish is dead.

Offendo · 2012-09-08T09:51:07-07:00

This makes me think of Jack Sparrow getting eaten by the kraken.

G8torDontPlay · 2012-09-08T09:51:42-07:00

I think OP is going off his path...

darkshy · 2012-09-08T09:55:52-07:00

Based on the username I had to think twice about clicking the link.

scumbag-reddit · 2012-09-08T10:05:09-07:00

Come at me bro.

imnotlegolas · 2012-09-08T10:06:20-07:00

Hm, anyone have this in higher resolution perhaps, so I can make a wallpaper out of it?

digitalchris · 2012-09-08T10:09:41-07:00

I wish epic still meant epic, instead of yet another synonym for "awesome, cool, hip, sweet, extreme" etc.

peterquest · 2012-09-08T10:18:19-07:00

not many things make me laugh more consistently than animal underbites.

Jarmahent · 2012-09-08T17:19:32+00:00

Um are those eggs in its mouth?

Be_Amazing · 2012-09-08T10:24:51-07:00

Does this remind anybody else of the end of Dead Man's Chest?

TheBeardedChef · 2012-09-08T10:26:58-07:00

Um...this isn't NSFW Porn...you liar

IMMAGINABLE · 2012-09-08T10:28:47-07:00

no fear

stevieboy100 · 2012-09-08T10:35:51-07:00

this kills the fish

AAKurtz · 2012-09-08T10:48:07-07:00

That fish does not look like its done fighting.

MuffinatorXIII · 2012-09-08T10:53:52-07:00

Teeth*

Arcaas · 2012-09-08T11:02:43-07:00

Anyone realize that this account is only 11 days old and has over 40k karma? Just saying.

ZombieCookie · 2012-09-08T11:13:49-07:00

Teeth*

truthie · 2012-09-08T11:14:12-07:00

"Epic" hey? Yech.

Caisey · 2012-09-08T11:15:19-07:00

"Great, you're actually eating me"

clamdever · 2012-09-08T11:19:37-07:00

Don't want to be one of those guys but crocs gotta some serious wisdom teeth issues in the near future.

Schobbo · 2012-09-08T11:23:29-07:00

that fish is not happy about the situation

jimyjim36 · 2012-09-08T11:43:52-07:00

Remind anyone else of pinky and the brain?

bcperry · 2012-09-08T18:44:12+00:00

I am Piranha I will eat you from the inside!!

bitwolfy · 2012-09-08T11:44:49-07:00

That fish looks totally pissed. I wonder why...

NorShallMySword · 2012-09-08T18:58:55+00:00

When you go down, go down fighting.

ignorantwhitetrash · 2012-09-08T19:00:46+00:00

This is the ultimate showdown

dcummins · 2012-09-08T19:16:23+00:00

Here is the original photo, show the photographer some love by look at it here: http://500px.com/photo/1926493

billy_baroo · 2012-09-08T19:18:25+00:00

This inst NSFW or porn.....You lie OP

ihaveasandwitch · 2012-09-08T12:31:05-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNCrOz4XJ9g

I think if a croc will eat an antelope head whole, horns and all, its not gonna care too much about a some tiny pirahna fish.

BearJ00 · 2012-09-08T19:40:04+00:00

Leeeeeeeeroyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jankinnnnnnnnnnns

Erpverts · 2012-09-08T19:46:44+00:00

Both subjects look pretty sharp.

phkundi · 2012-09-08T12:48:57-07:00

Wheres the nsfw porn

bk404 · 2012-09-08T19:57:41+00:00

I can't tell which is fucked.

kidtkd73 · 2012-09-08T20:05:00+00:00

Looks like me when i go to a biker bar

PRKE_Deluxe · 2012-09-08T13:09:55-07:00

That doesent look like a NSFW_PORN at all...

Kolt_45 · 2012-09-08T13:15:07-07:00

I'm glad to say that this picture qualifies as epic in my opinion Good Job OP

lemtrees · 2012-09-08T13:18:10-07:00

Y know nothing, Jon Snow

nyancatpower · 2012-09-08T20:26:09+00:00

Somewhere a new movie for sci-fi is being developed

AndAgain1 · 2012-09-08T13:40:54-07:00

The fish looks like Bubba from Forrest Gump.

chachemander · 2012-09-08T20:57:44+00:00

both of them are equally determined to "fuck this bitch up"

Spanna20 · 2012-09-08T14:13:48-07:00

To quite dog soldiers 'I hope I give you the shits'

Lemonanyway · 2012-09-08T22:01:14+00:00

I could literally beat you to death with something blunt, hard, heavy and very easy to grip firmly. "Teeths" my ass.

lol-i-am-a-banana · 2012-09-08T22:17:59+00:00

An epic battle approaches...

phliuy · 2012-09-08T22:43:58+00:00

never give up

Lighthouse223 · 2012-09-08T23:07:00+00:00

Fuck the crocs.

Strider-89 · 2012-09-09T00:39:52+00:00

Reminds me of Jack Sparrow being eaten by the Kraken

An0nym0usAs1an · 2012-09-09T02:03:13+00:00

"Yes, it seems as if you've been eating too many sweets. I'm going to have to give you a root canal."

Thund3rbolt · 2012-09-09T03:17:43+00:00

"Down the hatch without a scratch ... Look out stomach, Here it comes!"

youngceb · 2012-09-09T05:55:23+00:00

There's a third pair of teeths in This photo o_O

Piscator629 · 2012-09-09T06:03:25+00:00

You call that a bite? It's only a flesh wound, come on then.

Truffinator2 · 2012-09-09T06:35:52+00:00

"Shit." - Pirahna

wiwibird · 2012-09-09T08:01:42+00:00

Piranhas in deep shit but he's going to make sure gator has nasty throat rash on way down

ManSpiserIkkeDritt · 2012-09-08T13:16:43+00:00

Ten minutes later you find an alligator with a whole in it's belly...

B92JOHNSON · 2012-09-08T06:45:18-07:00

Now your user name is a lie, I hope you're happy.

teo5151 · 2012-09-08T08:04:18-07:00

Teeth*

tangelophile · 2012-09-08T04:12:52-07:00

The silence before the nom

king_of_winter · 2012-09-08T08:06:55-07:00

This is not porn

HUEtotheHUE · 2012-09-08T14:48:43+00:00

epic?

squeegep · 2012-09-08T08:40:19-07:00

Once again, another non-username conforming post. Downvotes for you. Sorry.

MetaAnthro · 2012-09-08T07:58:05-07:00

I don't want to comment on the title like a grammar nazi, but...

ScreamThyLastScream · 2012-09-08T08:09:18-07:00

Piranha: Get at me bro! Crocodile: NOM!

vitaminboy1 · 2012-09-08T07:02:27-07:00

**Only has one word in title

Spells incorrectly**

TerraRyan11 · 2012-09-08T07:57:45-07:00

NSFW_PORN_ONLY HOW DO YOU KEEP MAKING THE FRONT PAGE?!

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